Renji waking up from a bad dream where his girl dies, only to realize she’s been dead for weeks? :p

Why do you hurt me so much, Nonny-Mouse?

“Renji, run.” He feels her fingers tracing his cheeks before she falls backwards, off the top of the skyscraper they’re standing on.

Somehow, she remains alive, sprawled across the pavement, legs at unnatural angles so that she cannot flee. Her voice projects into his head. Touka and Ayato are counting on you. 

Arima Kishou strides over, IXA glistening in his hands. Yomo scales down the skyscraper, closer and closer. He’ll be in time to save her. He has to. 

She smiles up at Arima. “I feel sorry for you, Reaper.”

Is that a flicker of humanity in Arima’s eyes? How can he see Arima’s eyes from a skyscraper? 

She sucks in a deep breath, her last breath. She savors the Tokyo air she’ll never feel again.

And IXA pierces her heart. She exhales for a final time.

With a scream, Yomo bolts upright in bed. 

He’s here. Alive. 

And she hasn’t been for three weeks.

And it was a small house, not a skyscraper. But somehow, every time he dreams it, he’s farther and farther away from her. 

Covered by a blanket of darkness, Yomo bows his head to weep.

Uta and Yomo nightmare headcannons

Yomo

– he often has nightmares where he watches Hikari die, but can’t run fast enough to save her.

– another nightmare is Touka and Ayato rejecting him as their uncle.

– despite his strong words to Touka, Yomo was actually conflicted about not helping Yoshimura. So, shortly after the Anteiku raid, he dreamt Yoshimura appeared and told him he was disappointed in him for not fighting with him. 

– sometimes, Yomo appears early in Uta’s shop to dissect his nightmares. Uta’s gotten used to it.

– his most recent nightmare was Touka dying during childbirth. He awoke devastated, and felt even more depressed when he realized he couldn’t go to Uta’s shop for comfort.

Uta

– his biggest nightmare is Yomo and Itori’s rejection. Because then he feels like he’ll be all alone.

– he once dreamt that Yomo was nearly killed by Arima, but he leapt in between and died instead. He awoke very distressed that no one would be around to comfort Yomo after he was gone.

– Sometimes he dreams that the people he’s killed return to carry him to hell. They mock him for being alone. The eyeballs in his jar start to laugh (how do eyeballs laugh? who knows). He’s dragged to a condemnation he knows he deserves. 

– He does not tell Yomo about the last nightmare, but he has confessed the others. Yomo’s not nearly as good at giving comfort as Uta, but he has assured him that he’ll never stop being his friend. 

Yomo with an so who is a mum or pop figure to Asa, Hinami, Touka, Ayato, x Kaneki 💕 Thanks ❤️

“They’re going to get married next, aren’t they?” Yomo looks ill as he eyes Ayato, whose arm is wrapped tight around Hinami.

“Probably. Isn’t it fantastic?” His S/O grins.

“Hey, hey, hey.” They rub Yomo’s shoulders. “I know it’s scary. But they have to live their lives someday.” They nod towards Kaneki and a very pregnant Touka. “And you’re doing a fine job supporting them.”

“Now I am,” Yomo confesses, “but I was never very good at it before. What if I fail again?”

His S/O throws back their head and laughs. “You will! It’s okay. Families stick together. Besides,” they add with a smirk, “Asa’s still single.”

“Oh, she is for now,” Yomo mutters. Truth to be told, he’s been quite pleased to accept Uta’s protege into their family. 

His S/O nods. “Good perspective to keep.”

Yomo groans. 

“Help me with the coffee, will you?” His S/O lifts a tray of brimming coffee mugs. With YOmo’s support, they saunter over to the table they share every night. Decaf for Touka, regular for everyone else.

“Thanks, [Name],” Hinami says sweetly. Ayato nods, but they can see the appreciation in his eyes.

Asa hurries over. “Thank you!”

“It’s no problem, really. How are you feeling, Touka?” They sit besides Yomo, their fingers laced between his.

This was one of their ideas Yomo treasures. Family coffee nights analogous to human family dinners. 

They’re Yomo’s favorite nights.

Yomo funding out SO is a half ghoul

For all the time Yomo has spent with his S/O, he’s never shared a meal with them. 

Sharing a meal is frighteningly intimate for ghouls. They will see Yomo at his basest level, kakugans displayed, blood on his tongue. And he will see them.

They look nervous as Yomo hands them one of the two kidneys he pilfered from his fridge. 

Yomo smiles to settle them at ease. His corneas turn black, his irises red. 

They lower their eyes, forcing a smile of their own. When they raise their head, his breath catches.

Only their left eye is a kakugan. The other eye keeps its white cornea, its black iris. 

“[Name]?” Yomo coughs. He speaks more gruffly than he means. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I was afraid it would disgust you,” they confess.

“Have you seen my nephew-in-law?” Yomo shakes his head. “No, you don’t disgust me at all.”

They laugh with relief. Before they bite into the kidney, Yomo leans across the table and kisses their lips. 

“I think you’re beautiful with just one kakugan.” 

So how bout dis shit. Yomo falls for another worker @ Anteiku (Basically this person is like a kid to Yoshimura). Touka and Ayato come to Anteiku and they all get along. Headcanons for shit like dis. (PS I love you)

 I LOVE YOU TOO

– Yomo was hesitant to start a relationship, but Yoshimura called him on it and told him he couldn’t imagine anyone better with this person. 

– Yomo loves how smart and perceptive his S/O is. He’s hesitant to share his feelings, but they know him well enough to point them out. He feels understood.

– When Touka and Ayato arrived, he avoided telling them he was their uncle. His S/O gently encouraged him to confess, and he did.

– Ayato was openly rude to them at first, but eventually came around because neither Yomo nor his S/O are pushy people. 

– His S/O wakes up early to prepare a nice steaming cup of coffee for Touka and Ayato before school. They also cook the Kirishimas easily eaten jelly rolls to take for school lunch so they can avoid suspicion.

– When his S/O can’t reach top shelves at Anteiku, they wait for him to arrive so he can put them on his shoulders.

– Family hugs are slowly becoming a common occurrence in Yomo’s house.

Headcanons for the friendship between Itori, Uta, x Yomo

– Itori has been secretly shipping Utaren for years, since she first saw them interact.

– Itori will occasionally wax poetic about girl problems to make Yomo uncomfortable. Uta is not bothered in the least. 

– One time Itori convinced Yomo they should throw a surprise birthday party for Uta. They totally thought they kept it a secret, but Uta knew from the guilty expression on Yomo’s face.

– When Yomo gets really drunk, he is convinced he can sing. He can’t, but Itori can, and she’s all too willing to declare them the Yomotori band and hand him the nearest microphone.

– Uta has adopted “responsible adult” duties for the two of their drunk asses on more than one occasion. Basically, he guides them home, making sure Yomo doesn’t steal anything or graffiti ARIMA SUCKZ on CCG’s facade, and making sure Itori doesn’t strip or try to crash the ghoul restaurant for the 1000th time.

– There was one time Uta got drunk. He said nonsensical things that scared both Itori and Yomo, things about a one-eyed king and over 100 years old.

– If you want to be listened to, you go to Yomo. If you want to problem solve your troubles, seek out Uta. If you want to forget your troubles, hit up Itori. 

would you fuck your clone tg re edition

Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.

Kamishiro Rize – Yes please. 

Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki. 

Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!

Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?

Yomo Renji – No way. 

Kosaka Yoriko – No? 

Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…

Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.

Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science. 

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself. 

Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.

Matsumae – Nah.

Mirumo – 100x yes.

Chie Hori – No.

Clowns

Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone. 

Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot. 

Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously

Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes. 

Rio/Shikorae – ?!

Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…

Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this

Tatara – What is wrong with you people

Yoshimura Eto – Never say never

Noro – Why am I alive.

Miza Kusakari – Yep.

Naki – Huh?

Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably

Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function

Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself. 

Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul. 

Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell. 

Marude Itsuki – Hell no. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes. 

Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie. 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?

Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.

Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response. 

Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish. 

Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes. 

Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Probably

Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?

Ui Koori – It’s unethical. 

Take Hirako – Who can say?

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?

Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me. 

Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.

Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES. 

Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly. 

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course. 

Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this? 

Urie Kuki – indubitably. 

Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦 

Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.

Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes. 

Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦 

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you. 

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough. 

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls. 

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu. 

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it. 

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud. 

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED. 

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler. 

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me? 

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet? 

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine? 

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

Do you mind I request some cuddles and random fluff hcs for Yomo and Uta with a cubby so. Thank you so much love you and your blog!!

Thank you! ❤

Yomo

– loves the feeling of his SO’s soft skin against his hard muscle. Cuddling is good, cuddling naked is better. 

– would be very reassuring if they have body image issues. He would remind them every morning how good they look.

– if anyone ever made fun of them, they’d face the wrath of the Raven.

– though he’s a very private person, he will shower them with affection as soon as they’re home. 

Uta

– likes to tease his SO. However, once of twice he’s gone too far and hurt their feelings.

– he then spends days spoiling them and apologizing. 

– a ghoul once walked into HySy and made a rude comment about Uta’s SO. He calmly told them that if they ever said that again, they would find their eyes in his jar.

– he loves drawing on their curved body, both permanent or nonpermanent tattoos. 

– if they’re feeling insecure, he will use humor to alleviate the moment and then assure them that he loves them, thinks they’re beautiful and sexy, and in fact, they’re perfect.