What happened next with uta don’t leave me hanging!! Also love you headcanons

Hahaha aw thank you. Also that was my attempt at chickening out, dammit.

Koma once asked Uta if his tattoo was about Yomo. No one is allowed to speak of what happened next.

– What happened next was Uta laughing. “Of course not,” he said.

– “Why are your kakugans glowing?” Koma wondered then. “I can tell they’re activated for once.”

– …

– “Oh my god, Irimi, he’s sweating.”

– Koma began to sing. “Uta and Yomo, sitting on CCG…k-i-s-s-i…”

– “Finish that and you die,” Uta warned him. “Anyone speaks of this, they die.”

– “So I shouldn’t have texted Itori?” Irimi asked.

– Uta dove for her phone to find that, thank God, she was only joking.

– Yomo then appeared and was very confused at Irimi and Koma’s grins, and Uta’s uncharacteristic shyness.

– And that is how Anteiku found out the limit to Uta’s easygoing nature: Yomo Renji.

More Anteiku headcanons

– One evening, Uta and Itori showed up with a bottle of blood wine. He persuaded Nishiki and Touka to play a drinking game with him. When Yomo came into the cafe two hours later, he found two very giggly employees, an empty bottle, and Uta whistling innocently in a corner.

– It did not go well for Uta. Yoshimura had a stern conversation with him. Uta then whined to Itori about Yomo “tattling” on him. Itori then nicknamed Yomo “tattletale” for about a month.

– Touka swears she saw Irimi and Koma necking in the storage closet.

– She actually saw Nishiki and Kimi, dressed as Irimi and Koma to percolate this exact rumor.

– Kimi and Nishiki sometimes tutor Touka and Yoriko in science. This brings a smile to everyone’s faces.

– One time Hetare flew into the cafe because Hinami forgot to lock its cage. The entire morning consisted of an “all hands on deck” text message being sent out, everyone assuming doves were there, panic, relief once they found out it was only Hetare, and frantically trying to capture the bird.

– Nishiki threatened to replace it with a real dove, to which Irimi replied that she would skin him. Kimi added that she would help. Nishiki did not continue this line of thought.

hcs for how yomo, ayato, and kaneki would react when they find out that their s/o is insecure abt her verryyyyyy small boobs (pretty much flat)

Yomo

– He probably notices you trying to push them up and doesn’t say anything for a bit.

– He then comes up behind you, wraps you in his arms, and whispers that you’ve got the perfect amount of boobs for him. To which you respond that he likes large things and your boobs are not.

– Tells you you’re the most beautiful thing he’s seen, just as you are. Seals it with a kiss.

Ayato

– “Wait, that’s what you’re insecure about? They’re so much more convenient for battle though, right?” At first, Ayato stares at you in utter confusion.

– When he realizes you’re actually serious, he assures you that he loves them anyways, and offers to show you how. 😉

– he’ll make extra effort to compliment how you look in tops from now on.

Kaneki

– assures you over and over that he loves them and finds them the perfect size to hold in his hands. Also, they’re still squishy.

– you will sometimes awaken to find him holding them in his hands, just to remind you how much he loves them and cares about your feelings.

– may buy you a pushup bra if he thinks you’d like it.

Anteiku headcanons !!!!!

– They once had a dance night, provoked by Nishiki and Koma attempting to have a dance off on the counters one day.

– Yomo thought this was a terrible idea, but then Uta heard, got enthusiastic, and persuaded Itori to supply wine.

– Touka and Kaneki danced…very…closely… and Yomo noticed. For the next day, Kaneki was confused as to why Yomo kept glaring at him.

– Irimi and Koma sometimes leave together and come in together the next day. Nishiki once accused them of being a couple, which they promptly denied. Yoshimura, however, was not convinced, though he kept his chuckles to himself.

– One time Hinami found five stray kittens and insisted Anteiku look after them until they could find a proper home. This home turned out to be Yomo’s place.

– Touka is too short to dust the top shelves, and Nishiki always teases her about it. One time she poured iced coffee down his shirt. Kimi was there to pick up Nishiki. She was not sympathetic to Nishiki.

– Hinami once told Yomo he felt like her uncle. The rest of the day, no one could figure out why Yomo’s eyes were puffy and bloodshot.

– Koma once asked Uta if his tattoo was about Yomo. No one is allowed to speak of what happened next.

First off, Merry Xmas! Second off, how would Anteiku + Uta and Itori (You don’t have to do Yoshimura if you don’t want to) would like to be comforted by their S/O after a nightmare. Thank you!

Haha thanks, doing Yoshimura is always so strange. He’s just a cute tragic old man.

Kaneki Ken – He wants to be held as he sobs, and someone to ask probing questions.

Kirishima Touka – She wants someone to listen to her rant about how horrible it was.

Fueguchi Hinami – She wants to be snuggled as she explains all her feelings in detail. Her S/O better encourage her, too.

Nishiki Nishio – He wants someone to make him laugh. Someone who can joke about the monster he dreamt about or even crack black humor at the death of his sister (his most common nightmare).

Nishino Kimi – She wants someone who will distract her with kisses.

Koma Enji – He wants to be awoken the second his s/o suspects a nightmare. Someone who will massage his worries away and talk things out with him and even stay up all night if necessary.

Irimi Kaya – Someone who assures her that she’s a good person who doesn’t deserve nightmares, even if she doesn’t believe it.

Yomo Renji – Someone who will hold him tight and ask him if he wants to discuss it. If he doesn’t, he wants someone who will respect that, but maybe hold him a little tighter and cry for him.

Uta – He says he wants someone who will buy his lies about how it’s nothing, not to worry. He actually would probably admire them if they refused to believe him and used therapy-level skills to work out his problems and fears. Someone he’s not afraid to confess his fears to.

Itori – Someone who doesn’t mind staying up while she relives it. Maybe they’ll suggest wine as they talk things over.

Can you do some hcs on how Yomo, Uta and Tsukiyama would spend Christmas with their human so

Yomo

– He’d like a quiet Christmas. He’d wait up Christmas Eve until his so is asleep, then set up whatever gift he got them right in front of the Christmas tree his so insisted on getting.

– speaking of, his gift originates from many hours spent in thought on what his so likes. it’s sure to be the best gift they’ve ever gotten.

– he’ll brew them hot chocolate and coffee for himself when they wake up.

– In the afternoon, his so insists on having Touka, Ayato, and a few others over. Uta and Itori crash. Yomo’s quiet Christmas is done in.

– It ends perfectly once the crowd has dissipated: he falls asleep holding them close to his chest.

Uta

– he teases them that he won’t even celebrate Christmas because he prefers Halloween. They pout and eventually he concedes.

– he secretly adores the fact that they persuaded Yomo and Itori to help them set up a tree in HySy.

– he probably made them whatever individual art piece they’ve wanted their whole life.

– for his gift, they probably went to a morgue and stole eyeballs from bodies set for cremation. And put them in a fancy jar. He’s impressed with their moxie; to him, it’s a second gift.

– At least once, he will insist that their second gift is tickles. They’ll mock-fight each other, until his so leans in close and tells him they love him. That warms his heart, even though he’ll respond with more tickles and tease them for it.

Tsukiyama

– Can you say EXTRA?

– He probably convinced Daddy to set up a Christmas tree over ten feet tall. It’s gaudy and colorful and he’s as excited as a child about it.

– he wakes his so up at dawn, shaking with excitement.

– he showers his so in jewelry, flowers, books, candy, whatever they want.

– the entire Tsukiyama household then sits down to a feast. To his so’s surprise, they’ve made all kinds of fancy French food just for them (and some human meat, too, for them).

– His so provides him with a very special brand of coffee they’re been collaborating with both Yoshimura and Itori for. It’s coffee beans infused with their blood that they’ve been syringing out every so often.

-Tsukiyama is so excited he’ll start crying, because of course you smell delicious to him, but he’d never hurt his so.

– It ends with all of the Tsukiyama household crowded in front of Mirumo’s giant TV, binge-watching sappy Christmas movies. Shuu and his so snuggle on the love-seat, and Mirumo thinks he’s never seen his son so content.

Yomo’s niece (Ayato and Touka’s lil sister) develops a crush on Uta

“Uta-san?”

Uta turns around with surprise. Yomo’s ten-year-old niece stands in the doorway to HySy, waving at him.

“Hi there, [Name]. Is your family with you?” Uta asks.

“No. I snuck away.” She giggles.

Uta snickers. He shouldn’t praise her for this – Yomo will surely kill him – but he will anyways. “Nicely done.”

“Uta-san, you’re very handsome. I made this for you.” They hurry over to hand a – rather good – drawing of a red rose.

Uta tries not to laugh as he takes the drawing. “Thank you, [Name].”

“Can you teach me more art?”

“Of course. We can start with you helping me make mask molds.” Uta nods. “Would that be good!”

“Yes!” cheers the child, beaming up at Uta.

Everything’s all well and good for an hour, until Yomo bursts into HySy with Touka on his heels. “Uta, we can’t find [Name]. Please help us search.”

Uta looks up from where he and [Name] are pouring clay into molds. “Found her.”

“She was with you?!” Touka yelps. “Thank god.”

Yomo’s eyes flitter to the rose drawing on Uta’s table. He bites the insides of his cheek to keep from laughing.

“Apparently I’m popular with the ladies,” Uta drawls once [name] and Touka have returned to Anteiku.

“I was hoping she’d moved past that stage,” Yomo said dryly.

“You know, she is a talented artist. I’m happy to give her lessons,” Uta offers.

“I’m sure she’d love that.”

Yomo’s so gets hurt and might die

“Don’t you dare!” Yomo’s S/O dives in front of Touka as Suzuya throws another knife. It hits what feels like their lung, and they stumble to the cement tunnel floor. But it was worth it, they think woozily, to protect Touka’s stomach.

“[Name]!” Touka cries.

“Go!” yells Hinami as Touka hoists them onto her shoulders. She can’t use her ukaku and carry them. There’s no choice left but to run.

—

When Yomo awakens, Uta and Itori hover over him. He can barely move. “Where is everyone?”

“Attending to your nephew-in-law, who’s become a giant kagune dragon,” Itori says cheerfully.

“What?” Yomo stares at them. “Touka? Ayato? [Name]?”

“Touka and Ayato are fine.” Uta sighs. “[Name]…”

For a moment, Yomo forgets about Kaneki. “Where are they?”

“They’re alive. But they got themselves hurt protecting Touka,” Itori says, no warmth in her voice.

Yomo’s heart quickens. “Where are they?”

Uta points to the bed besides Yomo.

He sits up and freezes. Their face is deadly white. A knife handle still protrudes from the oozing wound in their chest.

“The knife is still in them, impeding their regeneration,” says Uta grimly. “But if we remove it, we’ll probably sever a major artery.”

Yomo’s hands shake. Of course [Name] would nearly die for Touka. Their gentle, kind spirit was the reason he first fell in love with them. But now…

“Do they have a chance?” he rasps.

“There’s always a chance,” says Itori, patting their shoulder. She rather liked how happy they made Ren.

Yomo stumbles over to their bed to hold their hands. I’m here. I’m not letting go.

He needs them. He needs their light. Their smile, the way they say his name. Their compassion. They’re the best thing in his life.

“I wonder,” Uta muses, “if we could get our hands on some of that dragon…”

How Anteiku sleeps with so

I was unsure if you meant sleep in the SFW or NSFW sense, so I did both!

SFW

Kaneki Ken – he loves to lay his head on his partner’s chest or lap.

Kirishima Touka – She is the big spoon.

Fueguchi Hinami – if they’re not hugging her what’s the point of sleeping together?

Nishiki Nishio – must be facing his SO, so their face is the first thing he will see.

Nishino Kimi – holding hands.

Tsukiyama Shuu – constantly uses French and English phrases to praise his SO even in his sleep.

Renji Yomo – he’s a cuddler. Arms firmly wrapped around his so, pressing them close to his chest.

Uta – will probably use his kagune to cocoon the two of them together.

Yoshimura Kuzen – one gentle arm strewn across his beloved.

Enji Koma – he’s kind of an acrobat in his sleep, so they might need space between them.

Irimi Kaya – they must each be piled under a mountain of blankets, no matter how warm it is.

NSFW

Kaneki Ken – has a habit of crying with happiness afterwards. more passionate in the bedroom than he is at most other points in his life.

Kirishima Touka – She loves experimenting different positions.

Fueguchi Hinami – gentle, butterfly position sex is her favorite.

Nishiki Nishio – roleplaying is fun.

Nishino Kimi – is a fan of sex in the morning.

Tsukiyama Shuu – will pepper his beloved with praise the entire time.

Renji Yomo – he’s hesitant and afraid he will hurt them, and very emotional.

Uta – cracks jokes, tries crazy moves, probably fond of some bdsm.

Yoshimura Kuzen – very sweet.

Enji Koma – will use his kagune to add extra spice.

Irimi Kaya – fierce. lovemaking is its own kind of battle.

Yomo has a little sister called Minase. Describe her.

Minase is only ten months younger than Yomo, but she looks significantly younger. She’s short, to begin with, with doll-like eyes and silver hair worn in droopy pigtails. Her ukaku, however, bears the characteristic strength of the Yomo family.

Minase loves Anteiku and was constantly grateful for Yoshimura’s intervention in Yomo’s life. Truth is, she’s the one who persuaded him to save Yomo from Arima. As a result, she works at a morgue to help supply Anteiku, and later Re, with body parts taken from already dead humans.