Uta and drunk Yomo is fun but what about Yomo and drunk Uta? In contrast to his friend he’s actually pretty somber and easily upset… Yomo does everything he can to comfort him when he gets like that but it really worries him?

LOL I love this.

– “Yomo I’m so old,” Uta blubbers into Yomo’s shoulder.

– “Uta, it’s okay.” Yomo rubs the top of Uta’s head and ponders how he got into this situation. And why won’t Itori pick up her DAMN PHONE.

– “Sometimes I feel like the eyes I eat are sentient. They watch me and some days I expect them to emerge into a giant kagune and demand answers from me. Am I evil?” Uta whines.

– “No,” Yomo says, trying to guide Uta back into HySy.

– Uta refuses to go in and sits in the street crying. 

– “Uta, if you cry any more, you’re going to lose the tattoos in your eyes,” Yomo tries.

– “Not how tattoos work, Yomo.” Uta is now writhing on the cold street. He’s quite an extra sad drunk.

– Yomo probably grabs Uta and slings him over his shoulder. Tucks him into bed and waits all night to make sure Uta is okay. He’ll ask Uta if he wants to talk more once he wakes up.

Yomo having a nightmare and so comforts him (all the fluff plz :p)

– SO wakes him up by gentling shaking him. If that doesn’t work, they nibble his ear. Don’t ask. Just know it works. 

– They ask if he wants to talk about it, and if so, they will brew coffee first. They will snuggle with him as he relates his nightmares.

– His nightmares usually consist of not being able to save Touka and Ayato, or his SO, or seeing Hikari die. Those are the only thoughts that truly terrify him.

– Sometimes, he blames himself for Arata’s capture, too.

– His SO convinces him he isn’t at fault, that his niece and nephew are alive and thriving, that they’re here, and grieves Hikari with him. It’s very important to hold his hand the entire time, because Yomo finds physical contact comforting.

– If they return to sleep, they will spoon for a while. 

– If they don’t, his SO will take him for a walk to distract him from the gloom his nightmares cast. 

– As the sun rises, whether they’re spooning in bed or walking in the dewy Tokyo air, he will draw his SO close and kiss their forehead as he reminds them how special and kind they are. 

Lmao virgin old man Uta. Crank scenario when Kaneki and Touka tell Uta she’s pregnant and him being super awkward yet somehow smooth like “oh uh I’m still a vrigin” and yomo is there for some reason and no one knows what to say so touka blurts out something embarrassing about kaneki

“Thanks for rescuing Yomo,” Touka says. She sits besides Kaneki’s bedside in CCG’s infirmary. Yomo stands behind her. 

Uta waves his hand. “Of course.”

Touka sighs. She still feels awful for leaving Yomo. Although he pushed it. Although he wanted her to run. “I can’t wait until this baby is born and I can return to guarding my old uncle.” 

Kaneki snorts, and Yomo scowls. “Fat chance, kid.”

Uta chokes. “Baby?”

“Yeah.” Touka points at her stomach.

“Kaneki?” Uta’s eyes pop. He doubles over laughing. 

“It’s not funny. It’s beautiful,” Yomo snaps.

“It’s funny because I can’t believe you kids had sex before I managed to seduce someone,” Uta jokes.

Yomo pales. Kaneki sits up, looking more alive – with fright – than he has since Dragon. Touka turns bright red.

“What?” Uta demands.

“Gosh, he’s so much more nonchalant about being a virgin than you were, Kaneki,” Touka says.

“Hey,” Yomo whispers. “Uta, why did you rescue me again?” 

What’s your biggest HC for Uta/ Juuzou/ Naki and Yomo? Like one that you’ll 100% defend unless it’s proven to be false in cannon.

– Uta: I can neither live with you nor without you 100% refers to his love for Yomo. I hope they prove this in the manga soon. (Oh, I love the idea that he’s the one-eyed king). 

– Suzuya Juuzou: will eventually realize and reciprocate Hanbee’s feelings.  

– Naki: Probably never grew up with parents or anyone but a gang of teenagers who didn’t teach him reading. Hence his innocence coupled with violence. 

– Yomo Renji: 1. he would be an amazing dad and it’s a crime he doesn’t have kids of his own. If he survives the series, I expect him to help run an orphanage or some sort of system to help the children who’ve been hurt on both sides. 2. If, through an alternate universe, he met Aizawa Shouta from BNHA, they would be best friends. 

I really liked the Yomo and apprentice girl. Can you write another scenario please???

Aw thanks, I had fun writing it! ❤ 

Yomo enters his apartment to find his apprentice sitting on a chair, legs folded in front of her, strumming a dark but powerful melody. The guitar is almost her size.

“That sounds interesting.” Yomo isn’t sure he likes it, but he does want to hear more. 

“It’s called the Raven’s Anthem. For you.” The girl smiles nervously.

“I hardly feel worthy,” Yomo says, his face red. But now he definitely loves it. “You’re quite talented.”

“It’s all I had,” she says softly. Then she breaks into a smile. “But now i have you and Anteiku and Uta.” 

“You do,” Yomo agrees, ruffling her hair. Something catches the corner of his eye. “You picked flowers?”

“For the bodies. Leave a flower in their place,” she says.

Yomo smiles. His eyes mist. “I love the idea.”

“Do you?” she asks eagerly.

He nods. “You’re  a good person. Don’t ever believe otherwise.”

“It’s hard.” Her voice catches. 

“I know. But you are good.” Yomo looks directly into her eyes. “And I’ll tell you as many times as you needy to hear it.”

So hiya! It’s been a while since I’ve been on your blog, so hello! May I request Yomo and Hoshi having twins, a boy and girl? Growing up hcs? Like normal ones and ghoul ones ala learning kagune?

Yessssss.

*chants* YOMOYOMOYOMOYOMOYOMOYOMOYOMO

– Ayame and Asuka are perfect from the moment they’re born. They have tufts of silvery-pink hair, like a blend of Yomo and Hoshi’s, and Hoshi’s black eyes.

– Ayame is shyer, like her dad. She adores following Yomo around and for a while refuses to sleep when he’s not there.

– Asuka is loud and proud, like Hoshi. He is a Mommy’s boy through and through. He loves tickling contests with Mommy. 

– Both have ukakus, like their parents. Ayame’s comes first, to her horror. Yomo and Hoshi teach her how to fly around using it.

– Asuka gets jealous, so his parents lift him onto their shoulders and take turns flying him around, too. After two weeks, he gets his kagune, too.

– Hoshi’s much better about feeding time than Yomo. She’s matter-of-fact about what ghouls eat, and that they’re not bad people for it. 

– Yomo is very insistent on their kids going to a normal school. But either he and Hoshi are always prepared to rescue their kids if they’re found out.

Yomo is forced to take on a little half ghoul girl (the younger sister of a friend of Yoshimura) as basically an apprentice. This little girl is around 13 – 14, an amazing guitarist, and was abuses by her mother. She doesn’t talk much and barely even smiles. Write a scenario plz.

Poor girl, Yomo thinks. She jerks at his every move, and watches him as if waiting for his attack. 

She’s a skinny kid, with limp hair and large but languid eyes. She’s polite, almost too much so.

“We’re stopping by HySy to get a mask before we go pick up bodies,” Yomo said gently. It’s a shame children are already exposed to death.

But she was eager for work, and for some reason, Yoshimura thinks their rescue would find Yomo a good mentor.

Yomo parks outside Uta’s creepy shop. “Stick close. It’s the fourth ward.”

“Yes, sir,” says the girl. She winces when she remembers he requested that she call him Yomo. “I mean, Yomo-san.” 

“Don’t worry about it.” Yomo smiles at her as he shoves open the door.

“Hey, hey, hey, is this the apprentice I’ve been hearing so much about?” Uta springs up from his desk. 

Yomo is relieved to see that his friend isn’t going to scare her. 

“Hi, I’m Uta.” Uta waves.

“Hi.” She extends her hand nervously. 

“I’m glad to meet you. Yomo seems to appreciate your company.” Uta chatters, but the girl’s eyes focus behind him. A guitar hands on the wall, adorned with spider lily carvings.

“Do you play guitar?” Yomo asks.

She nods eagerly.

“Well,” says Uta, “then you can have it.”

“What?” she gasps, but he’s already removing it from his wall.

“I can make another. You deserve a reward for your work. Besides, it’s not that often I see a one-eyed ghoul, much less a nice one!” Uta laughs.

The girl looks truly excited for the first time. “Thank you.”

“Do you know how to play it?” Yomo asks her.

She nods.

“Will you teach me, then?” He asks.

A grin plays at the corner of her mouth. She, teaching Yomo-san? He wants to learn from the likes of her?

She nods, and for the first time, Yomo sees happiness cross her face. 

Can I get a cute yomo Uta itori hanging out? What do they do? What do they talk about? (Can they hang somewhere other than the bar or Uta’s shop) thank you !! You’re great at these !!

Awwww thank you <3.

Uta’s the one that suggested the circus. 

Yomo wears a sour expression as they take their seats. “You only suggested this because you like clowns.”

“But look at the contortionists. Humans are amazing,” Uta wheedles.

“And, cute animals.″ Itori wiggles her eyebrows.

“Okay, cute animals are worthwhile,” Yomo concedes. 

“What if I try eating fire?” Itori has that look on her face. That look, the one that says she’s definitely going to try it and there’s no reasoning.

“Please don’t.” Yomo can’t resist trying.

Uta just laughs. 

“I wish I could eat popcorn.” Uta sniffs the repulsive buttery smell from the human in front of them. It smells like glop. But he still wants to try it. 

“Don’t you dare.” Yomo’s eyes flash as Uta’s hand slowly, casually drops into the person’s bag when their head is turned by Itori’s boobs. “I can’t believe you two.”

“It’s worth it,” Uta insists, shoveling the kernels into his mouth. He nearly gags. “Oh, it’s crunchy.”

But he still forces himself to swallow.

“We’re gonna have to drag him home now,” Itori says, shaking her head.

“This is why I can’t go out with you two,” Yomo says.

“You love us anyway.” Uta drapes an arm around Yomo, and Itori follows suit. “Admit it.”

“Okay, I love you self-destructive clowns,” Yomo mutters as he draws them closer.