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Crack request: Uta/Renji/Arima/Tsukiyama all fighting over Take

CANON.

“Arima! You’re alive!” Hirako Take gasps as V dissipates, leaving the dead garden children crawling out of the earth. It would be creepy, but Take can see the recognition in Hairu and Arima’s eyes.

“Wait, wait, wait. No.” Tsukiyama jumps between Take and Arima. “Boy is mine. We bonded over Hajime Hazuki.”

“You stole my sister, now I’m stealing your boyfriend,” Yomo shoots back, uncharacteristically angry for Yomo. He grabs Take’s hand.

“Cheating after I saved your life? Renji, Renji, don’t you know Take Hirako has been mine from the start?” No-Face saunters forward.

“Wait.” Arima speaks slowly. “I came back from the dead for Take.”

“I forgave you for Take,” Yomo replies.

Tsukiyama stomps his foot. “I helped him in Goat!”

“So did Renji,” Uta replies with a shimmy. “And Take and I are destined to battle to the death.”

“I thought that was me?” Yomo crosses his arms.

“Take chooses to raise my newly resurrected garden children with however many of you are willing,” says Hirako. 

“Wait, you let them die?” Arima looks horrified.

Headcanons for Ayato, Renji, Uta and Tsukiyama when they fall in love with investigator.

Kirishima Ayato

– he probably got close to you for information on CCG.

– God dammit, feelings! he growls to himself as he finds himself drawn back to you.

– He’ll try to direct Aogiri and Goat away from you. But it might take you confronting him for him to confess.

– From there, if you’re too principled to change, you regretfully part ways. But if you’re willing to help Aogiri, you and Ayato could have a long romance ahead of you.

Yomo Renji

– Falling in love was an accident. He probably didn’t realize you were an investigator at first.

– Once he discovered who you were, he resigned himself to pining. 

– But you begin to notice the ghoul guardian who always seems to beat the ghouls before you can.

– you track him down. He opens the door to his small room, tousled and expecting Uta, to see you standing there. No briefcase, because you just want to talk.

– This is how your passionate romance begins.

Uta

– probably drops in his identity as “No-Face” in the middle of dinner.

– You immediately notice he isn’t eating.

– he totally got close to you for fun, but he truly loves you now, he assures you.

– but he understands if you don’t want to see him again. 

– You probably reply that the eyes were a dead giveaway. With Uta, you’re not surprised at all. 

– Commence the romance of your life.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– You got close to him because you suspected him of being the Gourmet.

– He was smitten, but confused by his unwillingness to eat you.

– You’re probably in his bedroom for another night of passion when you break down and tell him who you really are, and that you can’t hurt him any longer.

– He’ll certainly forgive you, and probably find you even more attractive now. He’ll also joke about who is the hunter and the hunted, because he’s Tsukiyama.

Why do I love angst so much? Some Uta X Yomo as a couple angst? Maybe set pre cannon but after their teen years

We all love angst. Join the angst party.

Yomo glances at his phone. Itori had given him no other indications besides an address in the fourth ward. 

He arrives in the back alley to see Uta knocked against the concrete, surrounded by half a dozen thugs. Ghoul thugs, mind you; Uta could surely handle humans.

“What’s going on?” Yomo demands.

“Aw, has your boyfriend come to save you?” mocks one. Uta doesn’t respond.

“What’s going on is your boy is no longer in charge of the fourth ward. Not after all those investigators got called down here,” snaps the largest one. 

“And we’re making sure he doesn’t come back,” adds the first. 

Yomo eyes him. 

“So Uta likes the strong, silent type?” tries another.

Yomo stays quiet. But in the dark they see his kakugans glowing. 

The largest lunges at him, and Yomo easily knocks him into the wall.

“Ow!”

“Let’s get out of here,” says the first nervously.

The assholes run away, and Yomo scrambles to help Uta up.

“I’m fine. Just weak. Losing my leadership. Again.” Uta laughs bleakly, shrugging off Yoyo’s assistance.

“Again?” Yomo wonders.

“It doesn’t matter. I could have killed them all.” Uta smiles thinly. “I should have.”

“Then why didn’t you? What were you afraid of?” Yomo wonders.

Uta wants to tell Yomo everything he knows, but he can’t. Some things belong forgotten. “I don’t know.”

“On the bright side,” Uta says suddenly, “I’m now free of the ward. I can start that Mask Studio I’ve always wanted. And…I can devote more time to you.”

Yomo turns around, only to be met with Uta’s lips. 

“They’re right,” he whispers, hoping that his love will cover his secrets, that his love will render him less alone, “I do like the strong, silent type.” 

Itori falls in love with a human woman and she’s awful at hiding it from Yomo and Uta

“You keep smelling like lavender,” Uta says as he sips a cup of coffee.

“I ate someone with perfume,” Itori replies, busying herself behind the counter of Helter Skelter

“I bet you did, over and over,” Uta says smoothly.

Yomo chokes on his own coffee. 

“What the hell, Uta?” Itori slaps his shoulder.

Yomo grabs her wrist, revealing a purple splotch on her shoulder.

“Ah-ha,” Uta says, cackling.

“It’s a bruise!”

“We know,” Yomo grumbles. He really should derive more joy from teasing Itori. For revenge. 

Uta leans forward. “I’ve always wondered, do humans taste better when you -”

“Uta, we all know you’ve slept with humans before, too,” Yomo shoots back, clapping a hand over Uta’s mouth.

“Aw, Ren, you’re being so nice,” Itori purrs. “Not that I’m seeing anyone. But if you thought I was.”

Yomo lifts an eyebrow at her boldfaced life. “You have ten seconds to spill name, address, job, and all required approval information, or I’ll let Uta ask the questions.” 

Reactions of Tsukiyama, Uta, Ayato and Yomo when someone calls them ugly. (sorry for my bad english)

Tsukiyama

– He will sob hysterically, on his knees, once he’s alone.

– In the meantime, he will poke fun at their clothing or hair or…something. But if they’re not actually ugly, he won’t call them ugly. 

Uta

– He’s hurt, but used to being judged on his appearance.

– Probably jokes with the insulter about what they consider pretty, or if they find him a magnetic kind of ugly.

Ayato

– “The fuck did you just say?” 

– Appalled. Absolutely. Appalled.

– Probably splutters out what’s supposed to be an insult but is actually just really funny and nonsensical. 

Yomo

– “Okay.” Stares at them. He might be hurting internally, but like hell is he gonna show it.

– Will probably want to ask for reassurances from Itori and Uta, but hesitate to bring it up because Itori will surely tease him.

Could i get Naki, Uta, Shuu, Yomo and Tatara’ s reactions to their s/o asking them to inpregnate them?

Naki

– Naki.exe has ceased to function

– YOU WANT A BABY? he screams. When you nod, he’s so excited he, er, has problems lovemaking.

– after patiently encouraging him, you decide to try again. 🙂 

Uta

– cue mischievous grin. “You’re sure you’re ready for mini-me’s?”

– “I hope you’re ready then.” *aggressively pulls you into bed*.

– may worry afterwards about what a bad father he’d be, and need comfort. 

Tsukiyama Shuu

– has been waiting for just this moment.

– waxes poetic about what great parents the two of them would be.

– probably asks you to make him a father as he, er, finishes.

Yomo Renji

– he is flattered and yet concerned. He never imagined he’d be a father. 

– Gets very emotional and weepy.

– sweeps you in those strong arms of his before beginning.

Tatara

– have you ever seen Tatara blush before? Well, now you have.

– “Uh, hon, I think there’s practical things we need to discuss more.” 

– “Like you being the co-leader of a terrorist organization?” you retort.  “We can keep our kid safe. You know you can.”

– This brings up feelings of inadequacy for failing to protect his brother, which you will have to work through. 

Can you write about Yomo being in a happy stable relationship, but his s/o is nine years younger and because of the age gap he feels guilty?

I can always write about Yomo.

Yomo marvels at his s/o’s beautiful and nubile body, stretched out over him and bathed in morning light.

“What is it?” His s/o cracks their eyes open. They stretch and snuggle closer to Yoyo’s chest.

He sighs. “Just…I love you.”

They regard him with a telltale smile. “You’re worried about how old you are again.”

“I’m not old,” he says gruffly.

“I know that, but do you?” They reach up to tap his nose. “You’re whom I’ve chosen to be with, Renji. I don’t care how old you are or what species you are. I want you.”   

“Sometimes…I feel like I’m depriving you of your youth,” he admits, nuzzling their shoulder. 

“Ha!” They throw back their head. “You’re the best part of my life. I don’t feel deprived. I’m happy.” 

“I am too,” he says honestly. “That’s, I think, where the fear comes from.”

“Well, I understand.” They entwine their fingers with his and give him that striking smile that never fails to make his heart skip. “And there’s no one I’d rather spend my youth, my middle age, and my latter years with.” 

Yomo pulls them close for a passionate kiss. 

Yomo, Naki, Uta, Shuu and Furuta end up having to spend quality time with their human girlfriend’s dad, what happens? (That or family reunion)

OMG. 

Yomo

– is more quiet than normal. He realizes he’s an imposing figure even without the dad knowing he’s a ghoul, and he doesn’t want the dad to worry, because he’d never hurt his beloved.

– Wins over the dad by brewing special coffee. 

– The dad probably relaxes a bit by the knowledge that Yomo can probably protect his little girl while she lives in a  dangerous section of Tokyo.

Naki

– He chatters wayyyyy too much. 

– His literacy does concern the dad, but these concerns ease when the Dad realizes his daughter is happy with Naki.

– Naki’s sweet heart, which includes praising his girlfriend’s mom and loving their pets, eventually wins over the Dad.

Uta

– Okay, he prepares himself to be rejected immediately due to his tattooed goth appearance. 

– To his surprise, the Mom is completely welcoming…but the dad, to his unsurprise, is appalled. 

– After consulting with his girlfriend and their Mom, he realizes that the Dad is nervous because he was once very much a bad boy like Uta.

– Uta then approaches him to discuss things honestly. “I realize I’m not who you expected, but I do love her.” 

– Her Dad admires Uta’s frankness, and after their conversation, everything goes smoothly.

Tsukiyama

– The zeal with which Tsukiyama treats his girlfriend is enough to win any parent’s heart. 

– Tsukiyama extravagantly compliments the family, which further endears him.

– His girlfriend’s dad realizes quickly that Shuu is not straight, and that’s a further plus. Because, surprise! His girlfriend was raised by two dads.

– He fits right in, and both dads secretly begin plotting a wedding. It gets even crazier when they meet Mirumo. 

Furuta

– Is Fruit-chan nervous? teases his girlfriend.

– No, Furuta lies. His girlfriend gives him a knowing glare before settling his stomach butterflies with a lingering kiss. Just be yourself.

– But it’s real awkward to realize you betrayed your ghoul crush and killed your human girlfriend, and now you’re meeting a normal family. Furuta hastily explains this to his girlfriend, and so now his girlfriend has to explain that he deserves happiness and she loves him regardless. 

– Eventually, when he realizes this is another challenge to overcome, a game of sorts, Furuta gets through their meeting, and honestly the family quite likes his charming nature. 

– The Dad pulls him aside, however, to assure Furuta that he will be slowly tortured to death should he ever hurt his daughter.

– Furuta’s scared but amused. On the way home, he grows reflective, and and his girlfriend decide to give Ami’s family some closure by directing police towards her body. 

TG wonder trio (Yomo, Uta, Itori) with a figure skating so

I hope you enjoyed the Winter Olympics? 😀 Yuzuru Hanyu and Shoma Uno’s routines were breathtaking, as was Evgenia Mendeveva’s. ❤ 

Yomo

– That thick jacket comes in handy for all the time he spends in the skating rink. 

– his s/o definitely pressured him into watching Yuri on Ice! He loved it and cried at the kiss scene.

– His s/o likes to go to casual outdoor skating rinks in the winter, in disguise. They drag him along and try to teach him to skate as people wobble by, entirely unaware that one of Japan’s best is skating next to them. It’s great and romantic for Yomo.

Uta

– Insists on helping design their costumes.  His s/o therefore usually winds up performing to darker themes.

– Brags about them constantly.

– Occasionally dons skates to try to skate with them during practice. He’s terrible, but his s/o has lots of fun.

– shows up for every practice and every competition, without fail. 

Itori

– Insists on helping choreograph their routines.  

– Her s/o dared to perform a routine as a ghoul, and Itori was both earnestly enthusiastic and worried for the ensuing controversy. 

– Her s/o cites their girlfriend as inspiration, but refuses to give Itori’s name to protect her. There’s quite a media storm to figure out who the mysterious girlfriend is, to the endless amusement of Itori and her s/o.