Tag: renji yomo

What kind of games would Renji, Kaneki, Touka, Uta, Itori, Nico, Ayato, Hinami and Hide play? How would they react to jumpscares when playibg a scary game? :)

Yomo Renji – has a soft spot for Undertale. Despises jumpscares, but he’ll pretend they don’t bother him.

Uta – he loves strategy, all the strategy. Loves jump scares, too. 

Itori – She loves dark games like Danganronpa. Komaeda is her fave. She is very vocal in her response to jump scares – she curses them with language that stuns even Uta.  

Nico – Has never recovered from Nier Automata. She insists someone hold her while she plays a scary game, so she can grab them when she’s scared. 

Kaneki Ken – visual novels all the way. He hates jump scares. 

Kirishima Touka – she was recently introduced to the Legend of Zelda, and will not stop talking about it. Also fuck jump scares, but she doesn’t get too riled by them. 

Kirishima Ayato – First person shooter games, and Portal. Jumpscares are his weakness, and Hinami has dutifully filmed this for Touka’s viewing pleasure.  

Fueguchi Hinami – Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime is her favorite, and tbh, the more people that play it, the more she loves it. Ayato’s screams when the bugs appear are beautiful. Also, she’s not a fan of jump scares. 

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Mario Kart is his favorite. Watching people fall apart on Rainbow Road is truly a joy for him. Jump scares are the best! 

Why did Uta remove his tattoos HCs?

– There’s only one reason: Yomo hates them.

– Uta, however, being the drama queen that he is, probably responded to Yomo’s discomfort with his tattoo by luring his boyfriend in with a promise to remove them.

– “Okay…” Yomo says, slowly, waiting for the punchline.

– The punchline is Uta probably then chopped off his own arms and let them grow back as “removal.”

– Yomo is horrified and says it doesn’t matter that much.

– Uta: “I know. I just want to force you to take care of me.”

– Yomo turns to stomp away, but then Uta calls out and asks if he’s really going to leave him to Itori’s caretaking. 

– And that’s how Yomo spent a week nursing Uta in bed. 

Okay, but hear me out! Mafia au, with Uta, Nico, Itori, Donato, Yomo, Kaneki and the Kirishima siblings! Full on suit and suspenders, sharp-looking and brutal!

Donato – the old henchman. Brutal enforcer. deeply misses the son the government deemed him unfit to parent. 

Touka – was once a child of a man killed by the mafia. She now lives with her uncle and tries to avoid their destruction, but is pulled back in after rescuing Kaneki Ken from being killed due to mistaken identity. 

Ayato – has joined the mafia to get revenge for his dad.

Yomo – a former hitman, now raising his niece and nephew. Occasionally hooks up with his old flame from mafia days.

Kaneki – After countless suffering, establishes the Goat Mafia in an attempt to promote peace.

Uta – Yomo’s old flame, an inwardly despairing hitman who stays in the life because he’s has no identity otherwise. 

Itori – the sly, seductive daughter of the mafia boss. Despite her dad’s wishes, she’s joined the hitmen. 

Yomo and Touka find a ghoul baby on the doorstep of :Re one day and take the baby in for a while. Hcs on what would happen maybe if it’s not too much trouble?

– Yomo would be the perfect dad. He’d rope Uta and Itori into helping.

– Nishiki has carved out the wild uncle space for himself.

– Koma and Irimi constantly play peek-a-boo with the ghoul.

– Touka hires Chie to investigate where the baby could have come from.

– Touka loves holding the baby, though she fears caring for a ghoul baby in this dangerous world. 

– She is, however, determined to keep the baby safe. Over time, she almost hopes the kid’s true family wants her to adopt it. Though she knows the family is probably dead, anyhow. 

– The fights between Touka and Nishiki on naming the kid are of legendary proportions. 

1/2 Okay can you write a scenario of next chapter when Yomo arrives back at the bureau late with Uta and Itori. While Touka is scolding Yomo (and getting aggressive looks from Take for bringing No Face), she notices that Uta, who isn’t wearing a shirt, has a bite mark on his shoulder. She takes a sniff and Yomo smells kinda like Uta. She tells him to take his jacket off – to which he gives her a condescending look, but after she presses, he does it and it appears that

2/2 he has a bite mark too and it takes a second for her (and others eg Ayato, Kaneki, etc) to process before overreacting a little.

Okay Nonny-Mouse, I died a little inside reading this. Love it. 

“Uta, are you okay?” Touka gasps at the raw bite on his shoulder. That will scar. For sure. 

“Uh, why is No-Face here?” Take points at Uta, who waves.

“You don’t wanna know,” Itori whispers, a mischievous grin on her shirt. “You don’t wanna sniff it, either.”

“How do you know it’s me if I don’t have a face?” Uta drawls. Touka bends forward to sniff. 

Take growls as Yomo says, “He’s my friend.”

Touka’s face turns green.

Take blanches. “How?” 

“Uncle Yomo, are you hurt, too? I think you should remove your jacket,” Touka says nervously.

Yomo pales. “It’s fine.”

“I think he’s definitely hurt,” Itori cheers.

“Renji, we don’t need you nearly dying again,” Take says. “Take it off.”

Yomo’s face is red as he unbuttons his jacket. He slides it off to reveal an identical mark to Uta’s.

Itori begins clapping.

“You got married?!” Touka shouts. “In the middle of battle?!” 

“I might be pregnant, too,” says Uta. Touka smacks him right in his bite. “Husband, your niece is beating me.”

In light of the beauty that was the latest chapter(171) can we get some juicy utaren headcanons? ps you are so talented and I love your writing!!

Thank you so much, Nonny Mouse, my dear…

– It’s canon that Yomo and Uta at least made out during him carrying Uta after the chapter.

– Their first kiss, was, naturally, the first time he carried Uta. Only this chapter Yomo initiated, but Uta did the original time.

– Thus, their kiss was full of love and nostalgia. 

– Uta then asked Yomo if he’d like to make a baby of their own, to which sincere Yomo responded “But we don’t have…UTA!”

– Uta: *feigns tears* I think making love would make me feel a lot better.

– Yomo: we’re in an emergency here.

– Uta: that’s the best time. *kisses yomo with renewed passion*

– Itori appears and promises to keep watch/stop all mischief while Yomo and Uta have their moment in an abandoned building. 

– Yomo is embarrassed, but he and Uta totally go for it. 😉 

Kinda spoiler-ish to latest chapter, but can I request Uta’s gf’s reaction when Yomo carries Uta back to them after their fight, all beat up? I’m on mobile, so I can’t see whether or not this is agreeable with the rules. Btw, love your blog so so much!

Thank you!!!

“Uta, what the hell?” His GF rushes out of their apartment. “Renji, what happened?”

“He tried to eat me,” Yomo says simply.

Her expression sinks. “Uta.”

“Are you surprised?” Uta asks weakly as she leads him into their apartment, where Renji places him on the couch.

“Just disappointed,” she quips, grabbing a jar of eyes. “No, wait, you don’t deserve treats for this.”

“[Name]! I’m injured!” Uta whines.

“I love you, dear, so you’re eating healthy.” She pulls a heart out of their fridge. “Chew on this.”

“Can’t I at least have the fatty liver?”

“Nope.” She scowls, and Uta dutifully begins to eat. 

“Don’t say it,” he says between bites.

“Say what?” Yomo looks confused.

“I told you so!” she shouts then, pointing at Yomo. “I told you he could beat you, and I told you the Clowns weren’t a good choice, and I told you to stay home tonight!”

“I like her,” Yomo says.

Can I get some SFW and NSFW poly HC for Itori Uta and Yomo? I love the idea of them 3 together so I might ask for a scenario later 🤔

Ask away. ❤

SFW

– Itori is communications director. She initiates any emotional conversations because Lord knows Uta and Yomo won’t.

– Yomo is the romantic. He will bring flowers and make breakfast in bed for his husband and wife.

– Uta begs the two of his spouses to get matching tattoos with him. Thus far he’s been unsuccessful, but he WAS allowed to design their wedding rings.

– Uta loves introducing them as his wife and husband. Partially because he takes pride in them both, and partially because he likes trolling any bigots in the audience. 

NSFW

– It’s rare that Yomo initiates,  but when he does, there will be a long, passionate night that reaches spiritual levels.

– Itori is usually on top, regardless of position. 

– And believe me, they’ve tried many.

– Uta is fond of using his kagune during sex, but one time he made it look like Yomo, and sex quickly devolved into a tickling contest. 

How would youngish (like 22-27 year old) Uta act? He’s already lost a lot of the clowns and opened his mask shop, but kaneki and his whole mess hasn’t happened yet. Is he mad or bored all the time? What does he do besides making masks? Kinda specific but I’m trying to write awkward age Uta and idk who else to help brain storm

– he hangs out with Yomo a lot, and practices his flirting skills 

– Itori often invites them to Helter Skelter. Yomo leaves soon after because “crowds”, but Uta often tears up the dance floor. 

– I sort of feel like he might be the sort to drown his sorrows in casual sex? Partially just because he likes exploring people’s bodies. Despite concerns from Yomo and Itori.

– A lot of his early masks represent defeat and despair. When he slowly matures, they become more hopeful, more unique to the wearer.

– He’s definitely bored, and lonely, but doesn’t like letting people close. Still, Yomo and Itori get into his heart anyways. 

– Yoshimura definitely offers him a position at Anteiku, but Uta turns it down. Still, he enjoys visiting once he realizes Yoshimura doesn’t judge him.