Itori accidebtally scaring the living shit out of Uta with a pregnancy test that isn’t even hers but a friend who needed support, please? I just wanna mess with him x)

#Canon.

Itori has just finished tucking her friend into bed. Itori’s bed, to be exact, which she has dutifully maintained as the squishiest bed in Tokyo. Itori finds it useful for the ghouls who come to her for help, when they’re pregnant from human partners and unsure what to do. 

Itori helps them.

She hums to herself and turns off the lights. But when she dances back downstairs, she finds Uta staring at the trash can.

Itori swallows the laugh bubbling inside her. “Hi there.”

Uta nods. 

“Can’t speak?” she purrs.

“Hi.” Uta points to the trash can. The trash can holding a positive pregnancy test.

“Wouldn’t you like a little Utatori?” she asks sweetly.

Blood drains from Uta’s face. He sways – he actually fucking sways – and that’s when Yomo catches him.

“Aw, Ren’s here too!” Itori claps her hands.

“I don’t – I mean – ” Uta wipes his sweating palms on Yomo’s coat. 

“Relax, idiot. It’s a friend’s.” Itori tosses her hair over her shoulder. “Women gotta help each other out from time-to-time.”

“Really?” Uta peers at her.

“You didn’t know that?” Yomo asks.

“No!”

“Well, now you do.” Itori pats Uta on his head. “Unfortunately, my bed’s taken by my friend tonight.”

Uta chokes as Itori quickly retreats, holding her phone aloft like a prize.  

“You recorded this?!” Uta shrieks. 

What kind of dogs would the Anteiku members adopt? (If you don’t know too much about dogs, you can skip this!)

I love puppers.

Kaneki Ken – Corgi.

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Kirishima Touka – German Shepherd.

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Fueguchi HInami – Beagle

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Hideyoshi Nagachika – Shiba Inu

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Yoshimura Kuzen – Akita Inu.

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Yomo Renji – Great Pyrenees

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Uta – A fox raised in captivity with no chance in the wild. He just had to. 

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Nishiki Nishio – Samoyed.

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Nishino Kimi – mutt.

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Irimi Kaya – Doberman. 

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Koma Enji – golden retriever.

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I know this is dark, but it’s something a tad personal. Could I request Uta, Yomo, Fruit-Chan, Tsukiyama, Karen and Arima reacting to their S/o who was taken advantage of while drunk in their own house?

❤ You can indeed. I’m okay with dark, terrible, and sensitive subjects so long as they aren’t glorified. ❤ ❤ ❤ hugs ❤

That being said, dear readers: here’s a trigger warning for sexual assault, and I’ll post it below the cut.

Uta

– You tell Uta what happened, trying to downplay it, almost making light of it. Like it shouldn’t bother you. Even though it does.

– When you finish with a nervous laugh, quipping “guess I shouldn’t get drunk anymore,” Uta snaps out of his shock. He crosses the room and wraps his arms around you. 

– You try to swallow the lump in your throat. “Are you mad at me?”

– He’s appalled. He strokes your hair and growls out the words. “No. It wasn’t your fault. Someone … forced you to have sex when you didn’t want to.”

– You begin to cry, because he’s naming it without saying the word you’re somehow afraid to say. And because he’s right, but you – you can’t stop thinking that you did something different, something wrong.

– “Do you want to say here tonight? You can stay as long as you feel safe.” Uta rubs your back. “And I will always be here to listen if and when you want to talk.”

– You nod. He peers into your eyes  not with pity, just empathy and a flicker of indignation, and faith. Uta may be a ghoul, but you do feel safe with him, in his house…and for now, that’s what you need. 

Yomo Renji

– You notice his kakugans glowing halfway through your story, and ask him if he’s angry.

– “For you,” he insists, clenching his fists. A tear leaks down his cheek. It’s not fair, it’s not right – how dare anyone hurt you?

– He’ll find whatever medical or emotional care you need.

– “Don’t think of me as broken,” you snap, and Yomo’s eyes burn as he reassures you, “Never.” 

– You wrap your arms around you, and he probably lifts you up and cradles you in his arms.

Furuta Nimura

– So because Fruit-chan is who he is, he probably heard a rumor that your assailant was really grabby at your party, and that you disappeared with them for a while. Since your behavior changed after that, he – like the insecure asshole he is – assumed you cheated on him.  

– You’re insulted when he finally confronts you, a few weeks later. “Nothing happened,” you insist. “I love you, even if you can’t believe it.” To be honest, it’s a black hole in your memory. 

– “I … don’t remember.” You start to shake, because memories are flooding back, memories that are incredibly fucked-up and memories you don’t want to remember at all.

– Furuta sees you turn pale and begin to shake. That isn’t like you, and despite his hurt, he’s now alarmed. “[Name]?”

– “I’m going to throw up,” you say. Furuta grabs you a trash can, and holds you, as he slowly begins to realize what you are realizing.

– “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” he begs.

– “I haven’t said anything,” you spit.

– “You don’t need to.” Furuta holds you, shaking with disgust at himself, horror and devastation for you, and anger at your attacker. You can take your time talking to him, and he will do his best to support you. And profusely apologize for his assumptions. 

– He probably will kill this person, unless you ask him for due process. 

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He sobs. He sobs and wails, though you remain unemotional, detached.

– “I’m an idiot,” you say, and that’s when he turns fierce. 

– “No.” Shuu holds you close, sniffling now. “You are not. You are strong, and that person was wrong. Not you.” 

– “I wish I had been there. Can you forgive me for not walking you home?”

– “It’s not your fault,” you stay stiffly.  

– “Or yours!” he cries. “I’ll say that whenever you need to hear it. We – we are going to get through this, together.”

–  He squeezes your hand. “If you want to, that is?” You nod, and he lets you finally sob onto his expensive jacket. 

Karren Von Rosewald

– She suspected something was wrong when you avoided spending time at home the last week. You’re a homebody, unlike Karren. 

– Eventually, especially after seeing how withdrawn you are, she pulls you aside to ask you if she has done anything wrong. And keeps asking questions, until you hint at what happened.

– Karren gasps. She’s furious – part of her wants to hunt them down and tear them limb from limb. But not eat them. they don’t deserve to be food. 

– She wraps her arms around you, assures you she is supportive of whatever you need, and is determined to help in whatever ways she can.

Arima Kishou 

– He’s silent at first, which only increases your worry. But he’s just trying to control his own emotions. 

– He then asks, delicately, if you have seen a doctor. If you need to, he will arrange for one, as discreetly as you wish. 

– Your shoulders are hunched, and you huddle in your chair, leaning away from him. Your self-hatred is palpable. 

– Arima kneels before you. He then assures you he believes you, he loves you, and he is only quiet because he’s sick at the thought. And because he instinctively planned killing them. 

– You ask him not to kill, but to perhaps open an investigation based on your anonymous report. He readily agrees, using both CCG and Aogiri resources. 

– He won’t ever leave you alone again. 

Could I request Yomo, Uta, and two other characters of your choice with a s/o who wants to love them, but can’t tell if they do because they’ve cant identify emotions properly. Like, they know they want to be by the lovers side, want to always be close etc. but they just can’t tell. This is something I have difficulty with personally, so it means a lot to me uwu

❤ ❤ ❤ 

Yomo Renji

– tbh, Yomo is probably hesitant to say he loves you, too, because he likes avoiding emotions. So when he does, he might feel hurt if you can’t reciprocate … though he will appreciate their honesty. 

– I see Yomo holding them and being willing to work it out. He will not be scared off, because he loves you, as he just said. 

– Probably his S/O helps him in an emergency, or maybe risks their life for his, and he realizes they love him. And he grins to himself.

– When you’re back alone, he will tease you about it. And take you in his arms and kiss you all over. 

Uta

– Uta, ever the astute observer of human nature, probably picks up on your inability to identify emotions. 

– He finds you fascinating, and this may be why he begins to date you.

– It probably takes a fight (you, angry about his sadistic side) for him to identify his own feelings, which leads to laughter.

– When he finally calms down to explain his feelings – and that he’s laughing because he’s been unable to identify that he in fact loves you – you ask, vulnerably, whether you love him. 

– Uta says he thinks you do, or you wouldn’t have been so pissed at him.

Furuta Nimura 

– Furuta, after you explain your difficulty to him: “Well we can have kanou hook you up to electrodes and see which part of your brain lights up.” You immediately deliver a playful swat.

– Furuta tells himself he’s relieved. He doesn’t want love. Not anymore.

– You may retort that you MIGHT love him, you just don’t know, to drive him mad.

– As time goes on, Furuta ponders to himself that, whatever you feel, it’s nicer than he’s ever experienced before. He hopes to tell you this before he dies. 

Karren Von Rosewald 

– “Ah, Liebling, it’s fine.” Karren is silently perturbed, however – not because she’s hurt, but because she worries you deny your feelings like Shuu, and she doesn’t want you to become depressed.

– Eventually, Karren learns to trust you – that you aren’t Shuu, and that you do care for her.

– She will not hesitate to tell you the moment she feels she loves you, and she won’t expect anything in return.

– She’s still going to ask if you want to marry her, though. 😛 

I’m so so happy you’re feeling at least a bit more okay ♡. Can you maybe write something where Uta’s ex girlfriend and Yomo have a chat and she blurts out that she “totally knew Uta was into him”?

“How long did you take to realize you had feelings for him?” Uta’s ex is a lanky woman in a slinky dress, with exotic makeup and more glitter than the sun. Very much Yomo’s opposite.

“Uh…” Yomo mutters. His face turns red.

“Aw, you’re adorable,” she coos. “I’m really not mad, Renji. I’ve got my eye on others, don’t you worry.”

Yomo rolls his eyes. “I am not worried.”

“Then answer the question!”

Yomo yanks his coffee cup to his mouth and chugs. “Shortly after I came to Anteiku.”

She blinks. “That long, huh? Before I was dating Uta.”

“Yup.” He shrugs, as if it were nothing. “I never tried to interfere, I promise.”

“I know you didn’t Renji.” She pokes his nose.”You’re an honorable sort.”

She sighs. “Well, I suppose that’s why you did interfere. In a sense.”

“Huh?”

“I totally knew Uta was into you!” she blurts out. “It was obvious. I felt like I was holding you two back, a distraction so he could avoid his feelings for you.”

She snaps her fingers with a satisfied smirk. “And after all these years, here I am, finally winning our last argument.”

Yomo chuckles, partially with relief, partially with amazement. Uta loved him back then, too? How much time have they wasted by not allowing themselves to live? 

Well, they won’t waste anymore. 

“I’ll take officiating your vows as proper payment,” she adds, sending a thrill through Renji’s stomach.

Life is good to live. 

What happened the first time Touka walked in on Yomo and Uta making out?

– Touka shrieks.She fights the urge to immediately phone CCG and ask if they  can gouge her eyes out.  

– After she’s fled the premises, she calms down. After all, she is a very sex-positive person. It’s fine. She just didn’t want to SEE it herself.

– Yes, that.

– Exactly.

– Mmm-hmmm.

– Her cafe is cleaned thoroughly as she distracts herself.

– Nishiki, Hinami, and Kaneki all notice something wrong, but say nothing. 

– Unfortunately, before they can ask, Uta strolls into the cafe and asks if she’s okay after “catching me and your uncle in a compromising position.”

– Kaneki spills his coffee, Hinami hugs Touka, Nishiki laughs, and Ayato is totally stunned, because he’s the only one who never saw this coming.

– Yomo rushes into the cafe just then, red-faced and sputtering apologies while simultaneously threatening to murder Uta. 

Hiiii! I hate to bother you but, I LOVE your blog! It’s my birthday in a few days so I was wondering if you could pretty please write a scenario for me? I love angst with a passion. I almost love it as much as I love Renji Yomo! I was wondering if you could find time, would you pretty please write an angsty scenario (which occurs after zero captured her father) where the reader (Yomo’s S/O and Yoshimura’s adoptive kid) believes their father is dead? Thank you❤️!

I love Renji Yomo angst too!!!! 

Content warning: talk about depression and suicide.

You glance at the large ghoul who darkens the door. The raven’s kakugans blaze. As you imagined they might.

“Are you daft?” He asks then, curling his large hands into trembling fists.

You lower your head. Ashamed. You just want to stop breathing. 

“You left your fingerprints after cleaning up a scene! Now you’re back on CCG’s radar. You haven’t been for, what, ten years?” Yomo closes the door behind him. He’s furious, but not with your carelessness. He’s furious because he knows it wasn’t carelessness.

“If they hunt me down, so what?” You raise your head. “This is why I volunteered to move out.”

Yomo is silent. His kakugans die out, replaced by watery eyes. 

A lump rises in your throat. You’re hurting him, and you hate hurting Renji. You love him. 

“I’m not going to let you commit suicide,” he says finally. “That’s what you’re trying to do, isn’t it? To direct the rage of the world onto you instead of Eto. You’re trying to be your adopted father so you can commit suicide like your father.”

You hunch your shoulders. A gasp, followed by sobs that wrack your entire body, follows. “I should have taken the blame before him. I should have been the owl before him!”

“No.” Yomo crosses the room and grabs your hands. “Look at me, Y/N.”

You force yourself to look into his beautiful grey eyes.

“You do not have to follow your father’s path. He wouldn’t want that. I hate his final path as much as you.” 

You hiccup. “You – you do?”

He nods.

“I felt like I didn’t matter. In the end, it was always Eto. And atonement for killings that could never be atoned for.” You whimper, and Yomo wraps you in his arms. 

He hold you tight against his muscular chest, and rests his chin on the top of your head. “You do matter. Especially to me.”

“You matter to me, too,” you confess. Deep down, you don’t want to throw this away to appease your own guilt. You want to stay with him. “Sometimes I wonder why you stay.”

His voice is low, hesitant. “Because…I promised the manager I would look after you.” 

You frown. 

Yomo pauses, and his voice cracks. “And I love you.” 

Is it okay for me to ask headcanons of how you (yes, YOU) would interact with your favorite character if you were in TG? Would the two of you be good friends, or not friends at all, or something more (😉)?

Oh dear.

I have five favorites:

Mutsuki Tooru 

I would try to be best friends with Mutsuki. We’d talk about family trauma and mental illness. I’d probably encourage him to pursue a relationship with Urie. And share lots of hugs.

Suzuya Juuzou

We would also be good friends. And candy buddies. I might suggest Hanbee has a crush on him. I would never look at him with disgust. Because he is special and good the way he is.

Karren von Rosewald

Oh I would want to be her BEST friend, though she might be annoyed if I take up time from Shuu. But I’d ship her and Shuu really hard, so maybe she’d be okay getting encouragement. And I’d give her tips on dealing with a depressed friend, as someone with depression. 

Yomo Renji

Meep. We are kinda alike in our stoic facade, and I personally consider him one of the wisest characters in TG. I would love to frequent his coffee shop and if he chose to further his relationship with Uta, I’d be thrilled. But I’m also weak enough that if he turned his attentions towards me I would be honored and gladly live my entire life by his side. 

Furuta Nimura

Well shit. It honestly depends on if I met him through working with Goat, or if I met him through CCG. In the former, we’d probably never be friends, though I’d try to suggest Kaneki not kill Furuta as Furuta wishes. In the latter, I’d probably maneuver myself to have alone times with him, during which I call him out on everything I know. This may result in my imminent death. But maybe someone showing him empathy and giving him a hug would help change his perspective.  Even just a smidge. At least he’d have someone who cared whether he lived or died. 

I’d love to be more than friends if he actually tried for redemption. I’m not here for misogyny, though, so we’d have to see how healthy it was.  

When they first found out Ichika-chan could eat human food, Kaneki and Touka were feeding her and tried baby food which went surprisingly well. Once it did and she wanted more, he burst into the cafe (where there was Yomo, Uta, Hide, and Nishiki) and yelled “SHE CAN EAT HUMAN FOOD!!!” and Hide’s first thought was to ask if they could feed her a lemon and film it

I like the way you think. 

The door nearly flies off its hinges. Kaneki stands in the frame, panting, double-over, shaking.

“What’s wrong?!” Nishiki yelps.

“SHE CAN EAT HUMAN FOOD!” He shrieks. Behind him, Touka appears with Ichika in her arms and a dry look on her face.

“That’s what you were freaking out over?” Nishiki snickers.

“That’s wonderful.” Yomo looks like he’s about to die of joy.

“I’m happy for all of you,” Uta says calmly.

“Can we feed her a lemon and film it?” 

Everyone turns, slowly, to Hide, who sips his coffee. “It’d be so funny.”

“Holy shit! Why are there are nine kakugans staring at me!” he shrieks.

“Good!” Yomo bellows.

Touka shakes her fist. 

“I’ll eat more than your face this time,” Kaneki growls.

“Get in line.” Nishiki seethes.

“Uh, I’m her father. I’m first,” Kaneki protests.

But behind all of them, Uta catches Hide’s gaze. He winks, with a slow nod.