Help I’m so sad and I need Yomo

Hugs.

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When you’re sad, Yomo suspects the second he walks in the door.

He’ll ask how your day is, but if you hesitate to tell him out of fear that you’re a bother, he’ll hide his hurt. He’ll make coffee for you both and make sure you have eaten. 

He’ll wrap his strong arms (cliche, but it’s Yomo so it’s true) around you and ask quietly, again, if anything is wrong. As you talk about your feelings, he’ll take that ridiculous leopard-print coat and wrap you in it with him.

He’ll empathize with you, but you will need to tell him what you want. Sympathy? Solutions? He’ll do both, but at your direction. Yomo would never take the risk of upsetting you more.

At the end, he will reassure you that you are a good person, that he loves you, and that he will help you through whatever is so distressing for you. 

He then may or may not take a shower with you to wash your tears away. 🙂 

In your opinion what kind of girl Yomo, Juuzou and Uta would like? (btw i love your writing style–)

Eeeep thank you!

Yomo Renji

– He’d go for a stable, calm woman. Looks might not matter so much, but if they’re really tiny he would find it absolutely adorable.

– Someone who is good at reading people. Who understands him even when he can’t communicate his feelings well. Who will hold him when he’d sad over Hikari.

– Someone encouraging. They should probably counter his more realistic outlook with some optimism. 

– Someone compassionate and thoughtful. Again, Yomo refused to kill the Oggai, so I think he has some inner moral codes he prefers. 

Suzuya Juuzou

– They must love candy and tease him back. A wild, mischievous side is a must.

– Someone who will hear about his upbringing and care only in how much it hurt him. Basically, someone who won’t look at him differently as a result.

– To be blunt, someone who is not so set in their sexual desires that they would consider the fact that he is, uh, castrated a problem.

– Someone motherly. Kind, soothing, gentle – the opposite of Big Madam. 

– Bonus if they’re a good cook, but if they’re not, they’re going to have lots of fun learning to cook goodies together. 

Uta

– someone weird. An outcast. In any way – appearance, actions, tone, words. They just can’t fit in. 

– Willing to break the rules. 

– I think he’d actually be cool with a high-strung personality. Because a) teasing them would be great, and b) he could help balance them out.

– They better be interested in his art, too.

– Overall, he needs someone who grounds him. Who reins him in from time to time without changing who he is. Someone who sparks his interest day after day. 

This new episode reminded me how thirsty I am for Yomo so may I request something with him that’s nsfw? Your choice what you do if so babes you’re an amazing writer

Everyone is thirsty for Yomo or they’re lying. 

You’ve spent many a day with the Raven since you first became morgue director. You deliver unclaimed bodies – or body parts – to :Re, and your friendship has slowly developed. You even ventured on a mission to procure suicide victims – and any identification detail you can use to give closure to their families.  

But now, it’s past midnight, and you’re lounging at his kitchen table with two empty cups of coffee between you.

“I should head back,” you say, reluctantly.

“It’s dangerous this late,” Yomo says gruffly. “I’ll accompany you.”

As you stand, his hands land on your shoulders. A shiver runs through you, the very best kind.

You’re not sure what compels you, but you lean forward to peck a kiss on his cheek. 

Yomo blushes, causing you to cackle in laughter. 

And then you are both kissing. He hoists you onto the counter, wiping your hair back from your face to see your eyes. “Are you sure?”

Are you sure you want me?

A ghoul?

You caress his face with a kind smile. “Maybe I don’t have to go home after all.”

He shakes as he kisses you again. When he carries you to his bed and lays you down, you fumble to remove his coat. Both of you breathe in heavy gasps. 

The feeling of his large, muscular body over your small one thrills you with paradoxical feelings of security. How lucky are you to share your life with this powerful, amazing ghoul? 

He peers down into your eyes, his forehead sticky with sweat, face red from exertion and slight embarrassment. “I love you.” 

You laugh a little. “I love you too, Raven.”

Could I request Uta, Yomo, Itori, Kaneki, Arima and Eto finding out that their s/o is a one eye when they thought they were human, but they are also the underground king that is somehow alive?I suspect they might figure it out, or maybe s/o would tell them, but some of them might definitely be suspicious of how much s/o knew about stuff they shouldn’t because they’re a ‘human’

Uta

– he’s thrilled, to say the least. Ecstatic. He loves that someone could fool his senses and observations so thoroughly.

– He did suspect after a bit, because of their knowledge, but he only found out when they decided to tell him – after discovering Uta’s involvement in Furuta’s dragon plan.

– He will constantly tease them on their age, even while they go to stop the plan.

Yomo Renji

– He grows concerned when they act nervous about Ayato investigating the underground.

– They reveal their true nature to defend Goat from the Oggai, and Yomo is stunned.

– Once the situation is under control, Yomo is going to need a very long talk with them. It will probably end with a kiss, though, despite his s/o’s fear. 

Itori

– Itori knew. She knew from the start.

– Itori finally gets her s/o to confirm it when they confront her shortly after Dragon, when she encourages Goat to forget Kaneki.

– Her s/o is stunned that she knew, and she’s stunned to see them admit it.

– They kiss passionately, in front of everyone.

Kaneki Ken

– His s/o is determined to rescue him from Dragon, and confesses to Goat and CCG.

– Fortunately, they know how to defeat Dragon due to their past, and even how to save Rize.

– When Dragon ends, Kaneki talks to them. Now all the hints they told him made sense. He’d suspected a half-ghoul, but not this. They are very comforting for each other.

Arima Kishou

– “Um, doesn’t this make you my relative?” He pushes his glasses back up his nose. This is the first thing he says.

– His s/o is incensed. “A distant relative! Very distant!”

– He’s interested in the idea of a kagune running wild and upending the order of society. His s/o helps him figure out how to plan this more humanely. 

Yoshimura Eto

– “Boo, of course you were a half ghoul. But old? Come on now!” Eto teases.

– She admires her s/o’s fighting ability and really, really wants to use their consumption by a kagune as a horror plot device.

– Her s/o tells her all the Washuu secrets they can, and slowly helps convert Arima, Furuta, Matsuri and more to overthrow V. 

Hey can I make a request. A Yomo scenario with a suicidal so? Like after they tried to die? I would really appreciate it love

❤ ❤ ❤

Content warning for suicidal thoughts. Also, if you feel this way – you’re not alone. The world is better for you in it, I promise. ❤

Yomo’s heart plummets when he sees them hunched over in a corner of their bathroom, a knife in their hands. 

Their shoulders quake as he approaches, and to his relief, he sees that they have not harmed themselves today.

“I’m sorry,” they whisper, voice cracking.

“For what?” Yomo gently removes the knife and places it on their bathroom counter. He sits besides them and rubs their shoulder. He’s not usually a touchy-feely person, but with them, he wants to be. 

“I just – can’t stop – there’s no reason for it – I just overreact.” They wipe their eyes. “I’m not even a ghoul; it’s not like life is so hard for me.”

“Don’t say that.” Yomo winces; he’s heard that’s not a helpful thing to say. Oops. “I mean, your life is still hard, [Name]. And you’re strong for facing it. And for facing these thoughts.”

“Am I? I took you away from your work.” They curse. “I’m so manipulative.”

“You’re not. I asked you to call me if you had another problem like this, and you did.” Yomo smooths their hair. “It’s okay. I’m not going anywhere.”

“But I just feel hopeless.”

“I know. I know, but I’m here to help you through this.” Yomo kisses their forehead. “I promise, I’m not leaving. You can talk to me.” 

He’s not usually a talkative person, but with them, he needs to be. And he’s okay with that. He loves them, and he’s not giving up on them, even if they’ve given up on themselves from time to time. 

Could I request Uta, Yomo, Itori, and another old-ish character if you want finding out their daughter is dating Touka (they’re the same age). The thing is, Touka and daughter-chan make it seem like they despise each other. You can choose how the parents find out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Daughter dating Touka anon here, I just remembered Yomo and Touka are related, so you can either leave Renji out or you can make the daughter adopted, your choice uwu

UWU BACK TO YOU DEAR

Uta

– Ever the astute observer, Uta grows suspicious with their attempts to make him believe they despise each other. 

– Uta suggests to Yomo that they have a date. Yomo agrees, and Uta ‘happens’ to go to the same movie theater as Touka and his daughter.

– Yomo glares daggers at Uta during the entire film, because he realizes that he’s been fooled into any other spy mission.

– Touka and her date don’t notice until the end, when they stand up and see Yomo and Uta in the back. Uta wavily lamely.

– Touka and her date promptly race back to ransack Hysy as vengeance. 

Yomo

– Yomo finds out when Touka approaches him about this. They’re not blood relatives, but she doesn’t know what Yomo will think.

– He’s stunned. He thought they hated each other. Is this just feelings on Touka’s end? 

– Touka tells him that his daughter approached her, actually. 

– Yomo’s less concerned about the relation, than he is with the fact that his daughter likes girls and did not tell him. He will be very supportive of them both. 

Itori

– Itori is ecstatic. She snaps photos of them on their date, holding hands, and sends them to Yomo and Uta, bragging that her daughter is dating TOUKA-CHAN.

– Itori: Now we’ll be family Yomo!!!

– Itori loves having Touka over for dinner or drinks or anything really. Touka practically becomes her second daughter. 

– Itori also probably gives them both sex ed, to their despair. But, despite the awkwardness, Itori is pretty good at teaching. 

Oooh, I liked the new pregnancy request! I got inspiration for a request by it, so could I request all of those guys meeting that kid when they’re about 17-18, but the teen is actually a rude, hot headed little shit that kills and fights for fun. (For Arima, fights for fun. No human murderers .3.). They also look exactly like their papas~ Bonus points if the mother had died, and for Yomo the mother was kidnapped while pregnant I just love suffering don’t you

I love suffering too, especially with pregnancy angst

Uta

– Uta finds his brat absolutely hysterical. She just snuck into Hysy and declared it her new home. Just like he would.

– His daughter has his naturally blonde hair, piercings, and ostentatious fashion, and is an artist in her own right.

– When he asks her about her art, she proudly proclaims that the boys she beats up are her art. 

– Uta realizes that this is his punishment, and that his recently deceased lover is probably laughing at him from the afterlife. This has to be her orchestration. Somehow.

– The girl acts tough, but Uta hears her crying the night after she finds a picture of Uta with his pregnant lover.

– She later admits she grew up in the 4th ward, so she heard a lot about the deposed leader … and is frankly stunned that the leader is her father. 

– Itori takes her on as an apprentice. She also becomes good friends with Touka. Their brash personalities mix well, and Uta’s daughter is fascinated by school.

Yomo Renji

– Yomo’s heart palpitates the second the lanky kid, too tall for his childlike face, enters :Re. His hair is blonde to ash at the ends – greying in his late teens, like Yomo.

– His kid is quiet, but doesn’t know much about communication, so his rudeness is mostly unintentional. Like when he tells Nishiki to fuck himself.

– Except Nishiki retorts with a crude yo mama joke, and finds himself promptly electrocuted. 

– Yomo takes his son for a walk, during which the kid admits electrocution and fighting is the only thing that makes him feel good. Because he always wins. This disturbs and concerns Yomo.

– Yomo asks about his mother. The ghoul who vanished one night; he always assumed CCG took her.

– The kid says he grew up as an experiment in a hospital basement. His mother was with him, until she grew sick from too many experiments when he was fifteen. She gradually wasted away, but on her deathbed, she told him the answers about his dad that he always wondered. 

– She never wanted to risk telling her child before, in case Dr. Kanou tried to torture it out of the boy, and then went after Yomo for his strength. 

– She then used the last of her strength to help her son escape the hospital, with an address for Anteiku, which by then was ash. Somehow, a kindly ghoul named Uta found him and, upon learning his story, told him to come here. 

– Yomo and his son reconcile, and both cry for the woman too brave for this world. 

– When they return to :Re, Yomo tells his son not to punch Nishiki anymore, which is promptly undermined by Touka’s “as long as its after hours” and Koma’s volunteering for sparring hours.  

Tsukiyama Shuu

– His high school sweetheart moved in with him. They had decided to have the baby, but she was ambushed and killed by ghoul-hunting human vigilantes.

– She still hadn’t learned about the species of her child, to Shuu’s endless angst. But somehow, miraculously, she had made it until the 7th month. 

– The baby was saved, and in her last moments, when Shuu found her, she told him she already knew.

– He gave the child away and drowned himself in gourmet pleasures. 

– When the kid returns, eager to fight Rio to defend some kids/enjoy the fight, Tsukiyama encounters him.

– As a ranking officer in the TSC, he did not arrive on scene until Yusa and his child were nearly surrounded. 

– To his amazement, he recognized them immediately. They made a great team that evening, he, Yusa, and his son. For all his sarcasm and complaints, the kid was charming. 

– Tsukiyama embraces him and cries before telling him who he is. It’s awkward all around.

– It gets more awkward when Tsukiyama Jr. begins dating Yusa.

Arima Kishou

– His daughter is the spitting image of young Arima, glasses and all. 

– She is brought into CCG for being a delinquent who kills ghouls. By hand. That was his first clue. 

– As soon as he sees her mother’s name (and death certificate), and that she’s a runaway from a foster home, he panics. This is real?! 

– He promptly takes her into his squad. She’s a bit unhinged, like Juuzou was, but he can be the good father, right? Right?

– Surprisingly, it’s nice and quiet Hirako who gets through to her. Or, more specifically, his Shiba. Arima’s daughter has a soft spot for animals. Plus, Shio, Rikai, and Yusa call her big sister, and she loves it. 

– She confronts Arima about who he is after seeing a photo of him as a child. This photo was supplied by Furuta, obviously. 

– “It was obvious to you – it’s obvious to everyone here, isn’t it, everyone except me?” she cries. 

– They have a long, horrible conversation. At the end, they reconcile, but she’s very disturbed by the truth of the Washuus. 

– Cue her confronting Furuta about V and struggling to unite all the Washuus – including Yoshitoki and Matsuri – against V. 

Could I request Young Uta, young Yomo, young Tsukiyama, and young Arima (when they were teens) finding out their s/o is pregnant. They’re teens, so I suspect their reaction would be different from adult them. Also, for Uta and perhaps Yomo, since I can’t see Uta with a gentle s/o as a teen, perhaps make her a bit rough, violent and sadistic yet a sweet little kitten?

Let’s assume they’re all ~16-17. This is at – above the age of consent where I live, though I understand it is different in other places. 

Uta

– Uta has an argument with his grouchy s/o one night, when they don’t want to eat a drunken man. 

– They stomp off, and Uta races after them. After more bickering – in which his s/o definitely echo’s Yomo’s insults about Uta’s tiny glasses – his s/o confesses that they are late.

– Uta freaks. He goes straight to the nearest drugstore to buy a test, and allows his s/o to wait outside to avoid being linked to it. His s/o quietly thanks him, argument forgotten. 

– They then go to Uta’s home, where he and his s/o discover together that s/o is  pregnant. 

– His s/o wants to have kids someday, but they are unsure that now is a good time. And Uta is unsure he ever wants kids, but he’s certainly not going to force his s/o to decide. 

– I suspect his s/o would want to have the child, but not raise it at their age. So  they’d need to find a ghoul family to adopt them (Itori can help). If they can’t, they might have an abortion and be very sad about it. 

– Uta will be comforting, and try to kick anyone who mocks his pregnant s/o’s ass. I say ‘try’ because s/o is pretty damn good at kicking ass themselves. They joke that hormones are their fuel. 

– Uta will be very relieved once the kid is born, and their s/o does not decide to keep them. This is a paranoia he’s been feeling for months. Cue more arguing that he didn’t talk to his s/o about it. 😛

Yomo Renji

– His s/o is a ghoul who stirs his wild side. Yomo would never risk dating a human.

– Yomo finds out because another ghoul sniffs his s/o and asks bluntly if he and his s/o know they’re pregnant. His s/o’s phony attempts to laugh it off – and the panic in their eyes – tell Yomo everything. Even before Yomo takes them somewhere private to talk.  

– Yomo panics a bit, but his s/o shakes him. They remind him that Hikari got pregnant with Touka out of wedlock, so she will probably help, not judge them.

– Yomo would really hope his s/o decides to have the baby. He has a secret fatherly, soft side that his s/o likes to tease him about. 

– This is how Yomo and Uta became friends. Yomo’s s/o needed help and Itori had oodles of resources, and Itori naturally told Uta. 

– Uta then decided to make peace with Yomo and become his friend. Though Yomo’s hormonal s/o may have seen them together, assumed Uta meant harm, and tried to attack him.  

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He finds out when classmate Chie shows him a picture of his human s/o in the bathroom with a pregnancy test. To be fair, the s/o wanted Chie to tell Shuu because they were scared. 

– Since his lover is a human classmate, Tsukiyama knows that odds aren’t good. But he will sit down with them and ask what they want to do. He’ll probably cry the entire time, and he will be comforting. 

– If they do want to have the child, he feels guilty that he’s unsure whether to tell them he’s a ghoul, thereby increasing chances of survival, or not. 

– Chie will ferret as much information on clinics, hospitals, and doctors as necessary.

– Unfortunately for Shuu, Matsumae finds out and immediately schedules Tsukiyama to sit down with his father. 

– Mirumo sighs and informs his son he already knows. Tsukiyama is embarrassed and distressed and unsure what to do. 

– Mirumo will certainly support them in whatever way he can, and he won’t be judgmental. After all, Shuu is already facing consequences, so why become angry? 

– If Shuu really loves his s/o, Mirumo willl even encourage Shuu to confess the truth about his ghoul nature.

– Mirumo will pay for doctor’s visits, an adoption agency, or an abortion, depending on what the couple decide. 

Arima Kishou

– his s/o is a human he met undercover in class, while investigating the Lantern murders. His s/o calls him to come over late at night, and tearfully tells him the news. 

– Arima is terrified, because he can just imagine what Tsuneyoshi and V would say and do to his s/o. And their kid, should the kid be born. 

– He also has to fear that the child will either be miscarried, or die early because of its heritage. 

– He will still allow his s/o to make their decision. If they want to have the kid, he will begin making plans to help them escape any suspicions of V. 

– If s/o eventually decides on an abortion, he supports them and stays with them. To be honest, he will hope for this – for their sake. 

– Either way, unfortunately, V does find out, and Arima has to ask Eto Yoshimura to spirit his s/o away to safety. Eto gives him hell for this, but she’s surprisingly comforting to a human who was/is pregnant with a partially-ghoul child. 

– His s/o definitely joins ccg and helps investigate V later in life. They may meet again, possibly with a child in tow. 

Could I request Uta, Yomo and another character or more of your choice catching their human s/o cannibalising because they’re pregnant and didn’t tell the father?

Uta

– “Finally decided to try an eyeball?!” Uta is perplexed at the sight he just walked into.

– “Yup.” You try to act nonchalant. You know eyeballs are not nutritious. You’ll have to wait until Uta kills again, though you like to live in the denial that he ever does. h

–  Uta’s eyes narrow. He crosses the room, a question in his mind. You’ve been sick lately, of course. But he doesn’t ask directly – all he says is “are you okay?”

– You assure him you are, heart sinking. Things are awkward for the next day. You’re anxious to eat more food, and Uta is anxious about what you’re hiding. 

– When he leaves the bed you share the next evening, you tiptoe after him. 

– “I thought you didn’t like me killing,” he calls from the street over. 

– You emerge from around the corner, a guilty expression on your face. 

– “Do I have to ask?” he says sorrowfully.

– A lump grows in your throat. “I’m – I’m pregnant, Uta.” You explain you didn’t want to tell him, lest he want you to let it die. As you speak, his kagune wraps around you, drawing you closer and closer. 

– “Hey, if the tiny halfling matters to you, it matters to me,” he says, sincere. He decides to call Yomo to give you both meat for tonight.

Yomo Renji

– Yomo has noticed someone stealing from :Re’s supplies, so he’s waiting for the thief in the basement of :Re, just hidden from the refrigerator.  

– He freezes when he sees his you tiptoe down to rummage in the refrigerator. With concern, he watches his you choke down human meat and gag, yet force yourself to swallow.

– He steps out into the open, shocked and unsure what to say. 

– Your head hangs. “I knew you’d catch me some day. I guess you know now.” 

– Yomo, the lovable doofus he is, takes a few seconds to realize what’s actually going on. Though somehow even more stunned than before, he quickly embraces you.

– “You’ve lost so much – I didn’t want to get your hopes up,” you admit. “You have every right to be angry.”

– Yomo tells you he doesn’t care, because this is all he ever wanted but never dared to dream of, and that you shouldn’t bear this alone. He kisses you passionately.

Washuu Yoshitoki

– As an bureau investigator in CCG, you stayed in the office most days. Know colloquially as the Computer Queen, you weren’t directly under Chika. Which was good, because you’d been secretly dating for months.  

– As both of you wanted to keep your relationship under wraps – you for your career, him for his father’s disapproval – you were terrified to discover that you were pregnant.

– Unfortunately for you, the blood test also revealed that your child was half ghoul. You fled the clinic before investigators – your colleagues – arrived, grateful you’d given a fake name.

– Was Chika…a ghoul? You hadn’t been with anyone else – not recently at least. Feelings of betrayal overwhelm you, and yet you don’t want to expose him – you don’t want him to be killed. 

– So you vanish, with only the child developing in your belly to keep you company. 

– You follow a ghoul to the dangerous section of town, where you stumble upon a child ghoul feasting on a body. The kid lets you eat, too, and you ponder your fate, and your child’s. 

– CCG appears, and you help the child flee, but you yourself are caught. Blood-soaked and human, yet cannibalizing a corpse with a ghoul. Yoshitoki himself sees photos of you kneeling before the corpse, crying with despair. 

– Once you are arrested, your pregnancy is detected, though you refuse to name the father.

– At night, Yoshitoki enters your cell and stares at you. You fight the urge to slap him, and he is too overwhelmed for words. He steps forward, hesitantly, and touches your stomach. Then he leaves. 

– when Marude questions you the next morning, Yoshitoki enters the room and tells his best friend that the child is his. 

– He then says he has allowed Matsuri to flee from CCG and V’s surefire vengeance- hence the wait – but that you should not be punished. Of course, he hopes that Maru will listen first. And that you will forgive him, though he does not expect it. 

– You both shelter with Hide, per Marude’s arrangements, and you reconcile there.