Oneshot!Touken first kiss?

“I’ll never get myself under control,” Touka says sullenly, kicking the mop she’s using to wash the coffeeshop floor.

“Not if you keep taking your rage out on that mop,” Kaneki says wryly, to which Touka responds by flicking water in his direction. He pauses. “You haven’t said anything in a while. Why do you ask now?”

Touka shrugs. “Because I want to be someone you’d be proud of.”

“Why? I’m nobody.” Kaneki looks at the floor.

Touka growls. Why is he acting so dense? “Because I like you, idiot!” 

Kaneki gapes at her. His coffee splatters on the floor.

“After I just cleaned? You clean it up.” Touka shoves the mop at him.

Kaneki can’t quite hold the mop. “T-T-Touka?”

“What? I said what I said.” Touka turns around to smile at him.

Kaneki mashes his lips against hers.

Touka gasps slightly, and returns his kiss with fervor. 

“This idiot is already proud of you,” Kaneki murmurs in her ear. 

oneshot!touken as parents headcanons?

– Oneshot!Neki would be a little more afraid of holding a baby. Like, stiff. He’ll get tears in his eyes, but he won’t cry. 

– What does Oneshot!Neki know of parenting? Holy shit, does he feel cranky.

– Oneshot!Touka is nervous that their kid will take after her vices – specifically her difficulty controlling her appetite. What if they’re hunted down because of their kid? She can’t lose her child.

– Not to mention, they both agonize over telling their kid what they are, and what they’ve done.

– Oneshot!Touka loves cradling her baby in her arms, rocking them back and forth, and singing to them quietly.

– Oneshot!Neki will watch this from behind a door, a tender smile on his face.

– Eventually, he will enter the room and take them both in his arms, and promise to protect them. Touka will then vow the same.