Oneshot!Touken first kiss?

“I’ll never get myself under control,” Touka says sullenly, kicking the mop she’s using to wash the coffeeshop floor.

“Not if you keep taking your rage out on that mop,” Kaneki says wryly, to which Touka responds by flicking water in his direction. He pauses. “You haven’t said anything in a while. Why do you ask now?”

Touka shrugs. “Because I want to be someone you’d be proud of.”

“Why? I’m nobody.” Kaneki looks at the floor.

Touka growls. Why is he acting so dense? “Because I like you, idiot!”

Kaneki gapes at her. His coffee splatters on the floor.

“After I just cleaned? You clean it up.” Touka shoves the mop at him.

Kaneki can’t quite hold the mop. “T-T-Touka?”

“What? I said what I said.” Touka turns around to smile at him.

Kaneki mashes his lips against hers.

Touka gasps slightly, and returns his kiss with fervor.

“This idiot is already proud of you,” Kaneki murmurs in her ear.

oneshot!touken as parents headcanons?

– Oneshot!Neki would be a little more afraid of holding a baby. Like, stiff. He’ll get tears in his eyes, but he won’t cry.

– What does Oneshot!Neki know of parenting? Holy shit, does he feel cranky.

– Oneshot!Touka is nervous that their kid will take after her vices – specifically her difficulty controlling her appetite. What if they’re hunted down because of their kid? She can’t lose her child.

– Not to mention, they both agonize over telling their kid what they are, and what they’ve done.

– Oneshot!Touka loves cradling her baby in her arms, rocking them back and forth, and singing to them quietly.

– Oneshot!Neki will watch this from behind a door, a tender smile on his face.

– Eventually, he will enter the room and take them both in his arms, and promise to protect them. Touka will then vow the same.

Oneshot!Kaneki, TG!Touka and Hide (you can choose if you want an alternative oneshot version or the classic version) in high school as friends

– Hide’s the sunshine boy, but he and Oneshot!Kaneki became friends precisely because Kaneki didn’t like him. Hide just wore Kaneki down until Kaneki realized he missed Hide’s presence.

– Touka was once given detention for trying to punch another student. Hide and Kaneki arranged a plan for her to escape the detention room through the window, go get cake form the nearby bakery, and return in time.

– Hide loves passing notes. It annoys Touka, but she also likes breaking the rules. Kaneki hates it, but he’ll read them for his friends.

– They went to prom as a three-membered date. It was Hide’s idea, and Kaneki was quite enthusiastic. Touka was over the idea of prom, but she agreed for her friends.

– Oneshot! Kaneki can actually out-dance Hide, once he moves past his self-consciousness.

– Hide tried to lift Touka and dropped her instead. Oneshot!Neki caught her (or did she catch him? It’s unclear). And that’s how he won the Great Prom Dance-Off.

Oneshot!Kaneki and TG!Touka NSFW headcanons?

– Touka still asked Oneshot!Neki if he was a virgin, and his response was still pouring out his coffee.

– He then, however, asked why she was asking and flirted quite obviously with her.

– This led to them making out before Touka invited him back into her bedroom.

– Oneshot!Neki is a bit more forward than Kaneki was. He asked Touka if he could touch her boobs without hesitation.

– She told him, jokingly, yes, only if she could touch another part of him.

– Oneshot!Neki realized as soon as they were done that they hadn’t used protection. He tried not to bring it up to her, but finally his worry got the best of him and he asked if she was late.

– He was very supportive when she told him.

– He likes pleasuring Touka even more than having sex…with his kagune.

– Touka loves receiving his hickeys. Ayato has occasionally spotted them before her healing kicks in, and he’s cried.

– Touka is a hickey artist. Every time, Oneshot!Neki will receive a different hickey drawing on his back.

– Oneshot!Neki loves Touka in lingerie. Loves, loves, loves. It drives him wild.

Oneshot!Kaneki in a date with his shy female SO

Ooh more Oneshot!

Oneshot!Neki smiles at the pretty woman across the table. She eats her sandwich delicately, as if afraid he’ll judge how she eats.

And, dammit, now he’s afraid she’ll judge him for gulping the human food without tasting that shit.

“It’s good, isn’t it?” she ventures.

Kaneki nods. She’s cute, and kind.

“I’m a little embarrassed at how much I frequent your cafe. Your coffee is just so good,” she says.

“I’ve noticed you for a while,” he admits.

“Really?” She blushes.

“Mmm.” His stomach churns.

“Did you always want to ask me out?” Her eyes are wide.

“Yes…but…” He smiles. “I heard your conversation – debate – with those two dolts who were discussing ghouls. I thought any girl who defends a predatory species she doesn’t know is worth knowing better.”

“Oh, that. Well, it’s true, we should have empathy for them, right?” She chuckles.

“Agreed – if you’ll excuse me.” Kaneki leaps to his feet and hurries towards the bathroom.

He barely reaches it in time. He vomits over the dingy, cracked tiled floor. Fuck, now he’s gonna have to spend longer in here cleaning it up.

He gags again. He doesn’t hear the door open.

Then he feels her soft hands on his shoulders. “It’s okay. I know your secret, you know. I frequent your cafe because I like getting to know ghouls.”

“Huh?” He gapes up at her.

She grabs a stack of paper towels from the sink. “Let’s clean up the mess, hmm? I’m not supposed to be in the men’s room.”

She winks. “We can discuss this later.”

Even though he’s stunned, Kaneki can’t resist winking back.

Touka, Uta, Oneshot!Kaneki, Hsiao and ghoul!Seidou kinks headcanons?

Touka – Sex in abandoned buildings or at inopportune times pleases her. She also loves being on top and slightly dominating.

Uta – Definitely into roleplaying. The weirder the better. He molds his kagune into a variety of tools, as well. Sometimes he and his partner wear masks.

Oneshot!Kaneki – A fan of sex in the shower. And possibly oral sex.

Hsaio – sex outdoors. Away from people, but outdoors, under the stars.

ghoul!Seidou – he probably likes blood to be involved. Enjoys doggy-style. ~~May or may not ramble about his parents when he orgasms which is a bit of a buzzkill for his partner .~~

Shirazu, Urie, Oneshot!Kaneki and Touka taste in music?

Shirazu – Pop. Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are his current favorites. He’s never recovered from first hearing Whitney Houston.

Urie – He detests mainstream acts, so old rock music it is. He’s very fond of the Beatles, Rolling Stones, U2, Springsteen, etc. If he has to listen to modern music, it better be alternative. He’s very insistent on his tastes.

Oneshot!Kaneki – rap. Kendrick Lamar might be his favorite.

Touka – Pop might sound a little too cheerful to her. She likes musical scores and cinematic songs – music that takes her through an emotional journey.

Kaneki meets Oneshot!Kaneki and discover they have as much in common as they do in differences.

“What do you mean, you like eating people?” Kaneki stares horrified at his mirror image.

“I eat people only when I have to. But I do have to,” says Oneshot! Kaneki. “So do you.”

Kaneki growls. “I just eat ghouls.”

“That’s noble, but it won’t work for long, you know. Not without becoming a kakuja.” Oneshot! Kaneki licks his lips. “Should I be worried about you eating me?”

“No,” Kaneki says softly. “If I could live without eating, I wouldn’t eat at all.”

“So would all of us, don’t you think?” Oneshot!Kaneki tilts his head. “Heard you and Touka finally married.”

“Touka? You know Touka?” Kaneki brightens.

Oneshot! laughs. “I know a Touka. She’s a great partner. We defeated many investigators together. Though her temper and appetite are hard to control.”

“The temper’s easier now. She doesn’t have much an appetite that I know of.” Kaneki shrugs. “You love her, don’t you?”

Oneshot! grins. “Of course.”

“Guess that’s something we have in common.” Kaneki smiles dreamily at his counterpart, and both lose themselves to thoughts of their respect Toukas.