Because everyone stupid dies, and we’re all stupid. 

Because then I’ll experience what everyone else does. Everyone only dies once (though I’m trying to change that, teehee!). It won’t matter if they have more birthdays or more love or more food. 

Because I’m a villain and I’m supposed to die, right? And all the bad will die with me! Isn’t that funny? You know it’s funny.

No perfect world can have someone like me. 

So you’ll have your super-peaceful world and I’ll have my super peaceful death, and everything will be super. 

hugs and kisses and tickles,

Kichimura Washuu

P.S. Please bury me with a watermelon or some kind of fruit, it’d be so funny.

🙂