disagreements about it. Thank you and have a nice day.

I am doing very well! I hope you are too, lovely! ❤

“Who the fuck is this human?” Ayato grumbles.

“His name is Itami and he’s better than you,” Eto says.

Tatara rolls his eyes. He already knows where this is going, and pleased he is not.

Itami smiles nervously. Jason the torturer stands there, his sycophantic girlfriend on one arm. He can spot Ayato Kirishima immediately from Ito’s “teenage brat” description, and Tatara’s aura of intimidation makes his identity unmistakable.

“Who are you?” Itami asks a towering, ponytailed figure.

“That’s Noro. He doesn’t speak, but I’ve been his friend since childhood,” Eto says, waving at Noro. He waves back.

“Itami is your informant?” purrs the girlfriend. “I’m Nico, and I have to say, Itami, I’m disappointed in how nerdy you are.”

“He’s my boyfriend,” Eto snaps.

“I don’t like him. He’s human,” growls Jason.

“And I don’t like you, Yamori, but I haven’t eaten you yet,” Eto replies. “Don’t push me over the line, okay, dear?”

“He can fuck off,” says Ayato. “i don’t trust anyone human.”

“You have, what, fifteen years of life experience?” Itami asks politely.

Eto chortles as Ayato’s cheeks color.

The Bin brothers shake their heads.

“We’ll go along with you, but we don’t like it,” says one.

“I didn’t ask the first.” Eto giggles. Noro pats her shoulder. “See, Noro likes him.”

“Tatara, say something,” demands Ayato.

“If I hear anything X-rated, I’ll cut off his dick,” Tatara replies. “Are we done?”

“You won’t,” Eto says sweetly, grabbing Itami’s hand. “Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have business in my bedroom.”

Itami blushes and Ayato pales. “GOD NO!”

“Hey, if he gives us useful information, it doesn’t matter,” says one of the Bin brothers.

“What about Tatara’s innocent ears?” cries Ayato, watching the couple head away.

eto has a tough day, more than usual, all of her pent up emotions really drown her and she just breaksdown. But noro is there to comfort her, and hug her the way he use to when she was a child💔

MY FEELZ.

Eto stomps into Aogiri’s headquarters. Her father – her fucking father – is helping that new one-eye.

He couldn’t fucking help me, could he? I hate him! Eto punches the wall over and over, until her fists land not on plaster but a skeletal body.

“Oh, hi Noro.” Eto forces a grin. “Meow’s it going?”

Noro shakes his head. She’s sure he would be rolling his eyes if he still had them.

“Dad’s helping another sorry ghoul,” Eto spits. “This time he’s a half-breed like me.”

Noro puts a hand on her shoulder. She jerks free. “I’m not a child anymore.”

Noro draws her close to him.

“It’s okay to be emotional,” he said as ten-year-old Eto pounded her pillow.

“Did you read this journal?” Eto waved the notebook.

“I’d hoped you wouldn’t find it until you were older,” Noroi admitted.

“Well, fuck my Dad!”

And instead of scolding her for her language, his arms were around her, strong and comforting as she screamed.

His arms are still strong and comforting. Less alive, but still here, which is more than Yoshimura has ever done.

Eto wraps her arms around his waist and sobs.

Aogiri reactions to Up

Yoshimura Eto – laughs hysterically throughout the first 10 minutes. Not because she really finds it funny, but because she doesn’t want to cry.

Noro – came alive again to cry.

Tatara – stared at a wall wiping his tears for an hour afterwards.

Kirishima Ayato – claims it is a stupid movie, but secretly rewatches it over and over.

Fueguchi Hinami – You will find her collapsed on the floor, gut-wrenching sobs emanating from her body. You will then find her arms around you as she sobs about the beauty of life.

Yamori – gets angry because it was too good.

Naki – tries to convince Miza to make a house upheld by balloons with him.

Miza Kusakari – nicknames the dog “Naki.”

Takizawa Seidou – babbles hysterically about how he wants to be happy again like Carl.

Members of Aogiri’s ideal partner? (I initially need Shousei and Hooguro but I want the rest toooooooooooo)

Shousei – Someone who isn’t afraid of scars. They should be sweet and innocent to bring out his soft side. Someone to cuddle at night.

Hooguro – He wants a drama queen. Someone he can laugh with, have adventures with, be wild with.

Naki – Someone who shows him kindness and doesn’t think he’s dumb. Possibly someone snarky.

Miza Kusakari – Someone fierce but wildly kind, a untamed sweetheart.

Ayato Kirishima – Someone who cares enough to see through his prickly-pear exterior. Probably someone who buys him coffee and lets him vent without judging him. Someone who gives him hope.

Hinami Fueguchi – Someone who encourages her, who sees her as strong and brave despite her desire not to kill.

Tatara – A level-headed, practical person who will plot and strategize with him all night long.

Eto – Someone mysterious, someone who is the strength of her enemies…someone for whom she is their weakness. 😉

Noro – Someone who makes him feel alive, who isn’t afraid of his undead appearance.

Yamori – Someone into BSDM who nevertheless sees past all his shit.

If it’s not to uncomfortable to do, headcannons about the males of Anteiku and Aoigiri (plus Uta) Manhood headcannons? Please, thanks!

Kaneki Ken – average and probably not something he maintains or thinks about, except for rare occasions.

Nishiki Nishio – smaller than he’d ever admit. (But it’s enough for Kimi, so, like, it’s fine).

Koma Enji – he loves to boast about how big it is. It’s probably normal sized, though, and Irimi probably knows this. 😉

Tsukiyama Shuu – perfectly perfumed, his pride and joy.

Yoshimura Kuzen – unsure how he had Eto, because he never had sex. Nope. My word is final. The end.

Yomo Renji – he’s probably, er, much larger than average. Sometimes Uta likes to make him uncomfortable by telling him he should use that fact more.

Uta – he’d 100% tattoo an eye or something on the end just to troll his partner.

Tatara – He meticulously grooms himself.

Kirishima Ayato – once he tried to shave that area… let’s just say he was in an even angrier mood for the next week.

Noro – probably long and more lively than the rest of him. 😉

Naki – He tries to convince everyone to compare their manhoods, and then tells them they’ll never be as perfect as Big Bro.