More Anteiku headcanons

– One evening, Uta and Itori showed up with a bottle of blood wine. He persuaded Nishiki and Touka to play a drinking game with him. When Yomo came into the cafe two hours later, he found two very giggly employees, an empty bottle, and Uta whistling innocently in a corner.

– It did not go well for Uta. Yoshimura had a stern conversation with him. Uta then whined to Itori about Yomo “tattling” on him. Itori then nicknamed Yomo “tattletale” for about a month.

– Touka swears she saw Irimi and Koma necking in the storage closet.

– She actually saw Nishiki and Kimi, dressed as Irimi and Koma to percolate this exact rumor.

– Kimi and Nishiki sometimes tutor Touka and Yoriko in science. This brings a smile to everyone’s faces.

– One time Hetare flew into the cafe because Hinami forgot to lock its cage. The entire morning consisted of an “all hands on deck” text message being sent out, everyone assuming doves were there, panic, relief once they found out it was only Hetare, and frantically trying to capture the bird.

– Nishiki threatened to replace it with a real dove, to which Irimi replied that she would skin him. Kimi added that she would help. Nishiki did not continue this line of thought.

Anteiku headcanons !!!!!

– They once had a dance night, provoked by Nishiki and Koma attempting to have a dance off on the counters one day.

– Yomo thought this was a terrible idea, but then Uta heard, got enthusiastic, and persuaded Itori to supply wine.

– Touka and Kaneki danced…very…closely… and Yomo noticed. For the next day, Kaneki was confused as to why Yomo kept glaring at him.

– Irimi and Koma sometimes leave together and come in together the next day. Nishiki once accused them of being a couple, which they promptly denied. Yoshimura, however, was not convinced, though he kept his chuckles to himself.

– One time Hinami found five stray kittens and insisted Anteiku look after them until they could find a proper home. This home turned out to be Yomo’s place.

– Touka is too short to dust the top shelves, and Nishiki always teases her about it. One time she poured iced coffee down his shirt. Kimi was there to pick up Nishiki. She was not sympathetic to Nishiki.

– Hinami once told Yomo he felt like her uncle. The rest of the day, no one could figure out why Yomo’s eyes were puffy and bloodshot.

– Koma once asked Uta if his tattoo was about Yomo. No one is allowed to speak of what happened next.

First off, Merry Xmas! Second off, how would Anteiku + Uta and Itori (You don’t have to do Yoshimura if you don’t want to) would like to be comforted by their S/O after a nightmare. Thank you!

Haha thanks, doing Yoshimura is always so strange. He’s just a cute tragic old man.

Kaneki Ken – He wants to be held as he sobs, and someone to ask probing questions.

Kirishima Touka – She wants someone to listen to her rant about how horrible it was.

Fueguchi Hinami – She wants to be snuggled as she explains all her feelings in detail. Her S/O better encourage her, too.

Nishiki Nishio – He wants someone to make him laugh. Someone who can joke about the monster he dreamt about or even crack black humor at the death of his sister (his most common nightmare).

Nishino Kimi – She wants someone who will distract her with kisses.

Koma Enji – He wants to be awoken the second his s/o suspects a nightmare. Someone who will massage his worries away and talk things out with him and even stay up all night if necessary.

Irimi Kaya – Someone who assures her that she’s a good person who doesn’t deserve nightmares, even if she doesn’t believe it.

Yomo Renji – Someone who will hold him tight and ask him if he wants to discuss it. If he doesn’t, he wants someone who will respect that, but maybe hold him a little tighter and cry for him.

Uta – He says he wants someone who will buy his lies about how it’s nothing, not to worry. He actually would probably admire them if they refused to believe him and used therapy-level skills to work out his problems and fears. Someone he’s not afraid to confess his fears to.

Itori – Someone who doesn’t mind staying up while she relives it. Maybe they’ll suggest wine as they talk things over.

How Anteiku sleeps with so

I was unsure if you meant sleep in the SFW or NSFW sense, so I did both!

SFW

Kaneki Ken – he loves to lay his head on his partner’s chest or lap.

Kirishima Touka – She is the big spoon.

Fueguchi Hinami – if they’re not hugging her what’s the point of sleeping together?

Nishiki Nishio – must be facing his SO, so their face is the first thing he will see.

Nishino Kimi – holding hands.

Tsukiyama Shuu – constantly uses French and English phrases to praise his SO even in his sleep.

Renji Yomo – he’s a cuddler. Arms firmly wrapped around his so, pressing them close to his chest.

Uta – will probably use his kagune to cocoon the two of them together.

Yoshimura Kuzen – one gentle arm strewn across his beloved.

Enji Koma – he’s kind of an acrobat in his sleep, so they might need space between them.

Irimi Kaya – they must each be piled under a mountain of blankets, no matter how warm it is.

NSFW

Kaneki Ken – has a habit of crying with happiness afterwards. more passionate in the bedroom than he is at most other points in his life.

Kirishima Touka – She loves experimenting different positions.

Fueguchi Hinami – gentle, butterfly position sex is her favorite.

Nishiki Nishio – roleplaying is fun.

Nishino Kimi – is a fan of sex in the morning.

Tsukiyama Shuu – will pepper his beloved with praise the entire time.

Renji Yomo – he’s hesitant and afraid he will hurt them, and very emotional.

Uta – cracks jokes, tries crazy moves, probably fond of some bdsm.

Yoshimura Kuzen – very sweet.

Enji Koma – will use his kagune to add extra spice.

Irimi Kaya – fierce. lovemaking is its own kind of battle.

Pregnant Touka twist ankle

“God dammit!” yells Touka, stumbling into Nishiki. They’re setting up a new coffee shop inside CCG, which is now the Commission for Cooperation with Ghouls and run by former CCG and Goat members alike.

“Your wife can’t help falling into my arms, Kaneki,” Nishiki quips.

“Nishiki, do we need to have the ‘be nice to women growing babies’ talk again?” asks Kimi from the counter she’s scrubbing.

“No,” he grumbles. “Touka, are you okay?”

“I’m fine.” Touka shoves him away, only to nearly fall. She grabs Nishiki to keep from hitting the floor. “I think I twisted my ankle.”

“Let me see,” says Kimi, dropping her sponge. Nishiki held Touka settle into a chair, and Kimi prods her ankle. “Hmm. Doesn’t look broken, so I imagine it’ll heal soon.”

“I hope.” Touka wipes her brow. This pregnancy is sure taking a toll on her healing abilities.

“What’s going on?” Yomo, Ayato, and Kaneki enter the shop. Kaneki immediately flies to Touka’s side.

“Nothing,” Touka says.

“She twisted her ankle,” says Nishiki.

“Traitor!”

“Typical Touka,” says Ayato with a smirk.

Touka narrows her eyes.

“Do I really need to have this conversation with you, too, Ayato?” Kimi asks with a sigh.

“You don’t want it,” Nishiki assures him.

“What conversation?” Ayato is thoroughly confused.

“Never mind. Kaneki, do me a favor and slap my brother.” Touka grins. If it means trolling Ayato, she’s going to milk this ankle as much as she can.

What the TG characters want for Christmas

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – to be safe

Nagachika Hideyoshi – to see Kaneki again

Yoshimura Kuzen – Eto’s forgiveness

Kamishiro Rize – freedom and food

Kirishima Touka – Kaneki to be free of the worm

Koma Enji – to be alive

Irimi Kaya – a puppy

Yomo Renji – His niece and nephew safe

Kosaka Yoriko – To see Touka again

Hinami Feuguchi – for everyone she loves to be happy

Nishiki Nishio – to kiss Kimi

Nishino Kimi – a world where ghouls and humans live in harmony

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – A taste of Kaneki

Karren von Rosewald – Tsukiyama’s love

Matsumae – the family’s safety

Mirumo – his son’s happiness

Chie Hori – another camera

Clowns

Uta – eyeball snacks. Maybe a kiss from Yomo.

Itori – blood wine!

Hoito Roma – to belong

Nimura Furuta – his father’s approval

Rio/Shikorae – his brother

Nico – makeup

Donato Porpora – a reunion with Amon

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Hinami’s coffee. Maybe Hinami.

Yamori – kagune pliers

Tatara – Houji’s head, but really his siblings back

Yoshimura Eto – the world’s obedience

Noro – life

Miza Kusakari – nothing bad to happen anymore

Naki – to see Yamori again

Hakatori – a new quinque

Banjou Kazuichi – a hug

CCG

Amon Koutarou – to be a good person

Takizawa Seidou – to be human again

Mado Akira – internal peace

Houji Kousuke – a break from murder investigators

Mado Kureo – to kill the one-eyed owl and make their kagune into his quinque

Marude Itsuki – assurance that Yoshitoki was actually his friend

Washuu Yoshitoki – a vacation

Washuu Matsuri – Urie

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – nothing good.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Yoriko’s cooking

Kuriowa Iwao – his son’s happiness

Aura Kiyoko – Aura to calm down

Tanakamaru Mougan – hairspray

Shinohara Yukinori – to see his family again

Itou Kuramoto – a practical joke book

Kurona Yasuhisa – Shiro

Hajime Hazuki – to be a renowned badass

Mayazumi – eyebrow liner

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Arima’s smile

Arima Kishou – atonement

Ui Koori – Hairu resurrected

Take Hirako – Shio and Rikai’s resurrection

Arima Yusa – a peaceful world

Ihei Shio – a pet reindeer

Souza Rikai – flowers

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Mr. Shinohara to awaken

Keijin Nakarai – recognition

Hanbee Abara – to marry Suzuya

Miyuki Mikage – an alien encounter

Mizurou Tamaki – a girlfriend

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – no one dying anymore

Shirazu Ginshi – Haru’s healing

Urie Kuki – Mutsuki’s safety

Mutsuki Tooru – to be safe and happy

Hsaio Ching-Li – Saiko’s affection

Aura Shinsanpei – Kaneki’s head, or his aunt’s approval

Higemaru Touma – to save the world

imagine since the ghouls and humans are working together and the majority of goat practically worships sasaki, the anteiku squad comes in like “ehhhhhh he’s a dumbass” and urie in his head is like “these are my people” sits down with them anteiku squad starts recounting all the stupid stories they had of kaneki

OH MY GOD CAN THIS HAPPEN.

“Kaneki is amazing,” sighs one of the GOAT children.

“He’s a dumbass!” Serpent grumbles.

“Yes, but he’s my dumbass,” Rabbit shoots back.

“He’s my dumbass!” cries the Gourmet. “Mine! Just once, Touka-chan!”

Kaneki? A dumbass? Urie veers into their group. You are my people. “I’ve been calling him a dumbass since I found out he would be our Squad Leader.”

“You’re Urie, right? I’m Touka.” Rabbit holds out her hand with a smile.

He shakes it gingerly. “Yeah, I recognized you.”

“He once beat the shit out of me when Hide was in danger,” Nishiki recalls. “That being said, I had also beat the shit out of both of them.”

“Yeah, you kinda asked for that one,” Touka teases.

“I once tricked him into becoming dinner at the ghoul restaurant.” Tsukiyama frowns. “Not my finest hour.”

“Uh.” Urie blinks. “I once…got mad and told him where to shove it?”

“Oh did you?” Touka crosses her arms. “Do tell me more.”

“Touka would know.” Tsukiyama wiggles his eyebrows.

“Shut up.” Touka sighs. “I also punched him around a lot when we were younger. He didn’t know ghoul things, and he made me mad, and I didn’t know how else to handle it.”

“Yeah, I mean, that’s why I made his Squad Leader hell, too. I didn’t know where to place my anger.” Urie sighed.

“See, we’re alike.” Tsukiyama spread his hands.

“I didn’t try to let him be eaten as entertainment!” Urie exclaims.

“Oh, you think that’s bad?” Tsukiyama waves Ayato over. “Ayato, what’re you’re thoughts on Kaneki?”

“My brother-in-law is a dumbass,” grumbles the second Rabbit.

“I like you,” Urie says.

“Wait to you hear what he allowed.” Tsukiyama cackles. “See, we’re all people who’ve done terrible things, just like you at CCG. And if we can unite with each other, we can unite with you.”

The aot cast but as ghouls (obv the Ackerman Clan is basically the Washuu Clan so that’s out of the way)

OMG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. MY TWO FAVORITE ANIMES.

Eren Jaeger – Kirishima Ayato

Mikasa Ackerman – Kirishima Touka, or an unnamed Washuu

Armin Arlert – Kaneki Ken

Historia Reiss – Kaneki Ken

Ymir – Kanae Von Rosewald

Reiner Braun – Mutsuki Tooru or Amon Koutarou

Bertolt Hoover – Takizawa Seidou

Annie Leonhardt – Akira Mado

Sasha Blouse – Kamishiro Rize

Connie Springer – Koma Enji

Erwin Smith – Arima Kishou, or Yoshimura Eto

Hange Zoe – Nishino Kimi

Levi Ackerman – Arima Kishou

Kenny Ackerman – Mado Kureo

Rod Reiss – Washuu Tsuneyoshi

Uri Reiss – Washuu Yoshitoki

Frieda Reiss – Kosaka Yoriko

Mike Zacharius – Marude Itsuki

Nanaba – Irimi Kaya

Grisha Jaeger – Yoshimura

Dina Fritz/Jaeger – Ukina

Carla Jaeger – Hideyoshi Nagachika

Zeke Jaeger – Furuta Nimura, maybe, hopefully, please

Eren Kruger – Arima Kishou

Pieck – Miza Kusakari

Porco Galliard – Nishiki Nishio

Marcel Galliard – Hirako Take

Colt Grice – Ui Koori

Falco Grice – Higemaru Touma

Gabi – Hairu Ihei

Zophia – Yonebayashi Saiko

Udo – Arima Yusa

Everyone’s reaction to Fueguchi Hinami saying the word: “Fuck.”

I’m dying of laughter.

Kaneki: *gasps* Hinami?! *world tilts*

Touka: The fuck did you just say?

Tsukiyama: *faints*

Yomo: *pretends he heard nothing. Later cries in his room alone*

Nishiki: Don’t you dare start using Touka’s language!

Koma: This is entertaining. The Devil Ape used to wash out Touka’s mouth with soap. (Touka: You fucking did not).

Irimi: grins

Naki: Why is everyone upset? I like that word.

Miza: Ayato has not been a good influence.

Ayato: *cheers* Allow me to enlighten you on the eloquence of creative cursing.

TG characters as Christmas Songs 🎄

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – O Holy Night

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Yoshimura Kuzen – What Child Is This?

Kamishiro Rize – All I Want for Christmas Is You

Kirishima Touka – Angels We Have Heard on High

Koma Enji – Frosty the Snowman

Irimi Kaya – The First Noel

Yomo Renji – The Holly and the Ivy

Kosaka Yoriko – Love Came Down

Hinami Feuguchi – Silver Bells

Nishiki Nishio – We Three Kings

Nishino Kimi – O Christmas Tree

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – The 12 Days of Christmas

Karren von Rosewald – Last Christmas

Matsumae – Good King Wenceslas

Mirumo – We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Chie Hori – What Child is This?

Clowns

Uta – Ding Dong Merrily on High

Itori – Mele Kalikimaka

Hoito Roma – Wonderful Christmastime

Nimura Furuta – You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Rio/Shikorae – Up on the Housetop

Nico – Santa Baby

Donato Porpora – Here Comes Santa Claus

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24

Yamori – Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Tatara – White Christmas

Yoshimura Eto – Carol of the Bells

Noro – Silent Night

Miza Kusakari – I Saw Three Ships

Naki – Jingle Bells

Hakatori – Making Christmas

Banjou Kazuichi – O Little Town of Bethlehem

CCG

Amon Koutarou – O Come All Ye Faithful

Takizawa Seidou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Mado Akira – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Houji Kousuke- Away in a Manger

Mado Kureo – Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

Marude Itsuki – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Washuu Yoshitoki – Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Washuu Matsuri – Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – The Christmas Shoes, because it pains everyone else

Kuriowa Takeomi – Ave Maria

Kuriowa Iwao – Angels from the Realms of Glory

Aura Kiyoko – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

Tanakamaru Mougan – Go Tell It on the Mountain

Shinohara Yukinori – Happy Christmas (War is Over)

Itou Kuramoto – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Kurona Yasuhisa – I’ll Be Home for Christmas

Hajime Hazuki – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

Mayazumi – Run Rudolph

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – The Wassail Song

Arima Kishou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Ui Koori – Little Drummer Boy

Take Hirako – Let It Snow

Arima Yusa – It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Ihei Shio – Deck the Halls

Souza Rikai – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Once in a Royal David’s City

Keijin Nakarai – Silver and Gold

Hanbee Abara – Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Miyuki Mikage – Holly Jolly Christmas

Mizurou Tamaki – Jingle Bell Rock

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Joy to the World

Shirazu Ginshi – Feliz Navidad

Urie Kuki – Do You Hear What I Hear?

Mutsuki Tooru – Please Come Home for Christmas

Hsaio Ching-Li – Sleigh Ride

Aura Shinsanpei – Blue Christmas

Higemaru Touma – Little Drummer Boy