Okay, I’ve only seen Brotherhood. But! I am definitely able to do their reactions to Nina Tucker.

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – curls into ball, never to arise again

Nagachika Hideyoshi – speechless

Yoshimura Kuzen – parental guilt activated 

Kamishiro Rize – well, better eat to distract myself from these feels. Fuck men.

Kirishima Touka – DOES HER DAD WANNA DIE

Koma Enji – screaming

Irimi Kaya – numb

Yomo Renji – is so disturbed he spends the next week discussing it with Uta

Kosaka Yoriko – I can’t! I just can’t!

Hinami Feuguchi – ptsd of her parents being turned into quinques

Nishiki Nishio – the fuck did I just watch

Nishino Kimi – surely science can save her? Please???

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I wonder if a human-dog hybrid is edible … the curiosity is definitely why I’m crying. Definitely. Not because – oh she was so cute – no, it’s definitely my stomach. 

Karren von Rosewald – Excuse me, Master Shuu, I need to vomit. 

Matsumae – ready to cut the dad

Mirumo – What kind of monster would do this? 

Chie Hori – The camera work is heartbreaking 

Clowns

Uta – laughs because he is filled with despair 

Itori – *walks straight to her secret storage of blood wine, drinks from bottle*

Hoito Roma – there’s beauty in tragedy.  

Nimura Furuta – he’s still a better dad than Tsuneyoshi. 

Rio/Shikorae – hysteria

Nico – silent, beautiful tears

Donato Porpora – Ooh, someone’s a worse father than me. Impressive. 

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I hate everything. 

Yamori – I want to go torture a certain alchemist now. 

Tatara – Okay but why are ghouls considered evil when humans do shit like that.

Yoshimura Eto – I’ve found something darker than my own literature. 

Noro – *puts protective arms around Eto*

Miza Kusakari – that’s it, i’m out

Naki – SOMEONE SAVE HER 

Hakatori – and here I thought I’d seen cruelty before. 

Banjou Kazuichi – I don’t have the heart to continue 

CCG

Amon Koutarou – crosses himself

Takizawa Seidou – WHAT THE FUCK

Mado Akira – I’d like to kill the dad. *trains to work out aggressive feelings*

Houji Kousuke – Well. That happened. 

Mado Kureo – appalled 

Marude Itsuki – cannot move. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – huh, maybe my family isn’t so messed up after all. 

Washuu Matsuri – I hope grandpa doesn’t turn me into a dog.

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – inner bliss 

Kuriowa Takeomi – I need Yoriko’s pastries to forget this happened 

Kuriowa Iwao – Well, humanity, I’ve officially got nothing 

Aura Kiyoko – disbelief 

Tanakamaru Mougan – is so deep in misery he accidentally shaves his mustache

Shinohara Yukinori – I feel physically ill 

Itou Kuramoto – I think I’ve seen everything now

Kurona Yasuhisa – That dad reminds me of Kanou…

Hajime Hazuki – memes it forever

Mayazumi – pastes Hajime’s memes all over CCG 

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – sobbing

Arima Kishou – Eto why did you recommend I watch this??

Ui Koori – sobs with Hairu 

Take Hirako – buries sorrows in his shiba’s fluff

Arima Yusa – well shit. did I just swear? 

Ihei Shio – i’m not okay

Souza Rikai – Someone help 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – feels uncomfortable reminders to the dehumanizations he experienced as a child

Keijin Nakarai – Suzuya are you okay?

Hanbee Abara – cannot move. He has turned into a stone man whose eyes leak brine. 

Miyuki Mikage – pure sorrow 

Mizurou Tamaki – throws book at screen

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Guys, don’t give up, it really is a good story. 

Shirazu Ginshi – I’m having a hard time believing that, Saiko. 

Urie Kuki – singing f words under his breath

Mutsuki Tooru – It’s okay, I can handle this, I can totally handle this …

Hsaio Ching-Li – Saiko I’m hurting 

Aura Shinsanpei – mopes for days

Higemaru Touma – draws the dad as a true monster