Tag: nico

Nico adopts a homeless human child and spends christmas with them đŸ˜

“I like your makeup,” says a ratty-looking girl. 

Nico turns around. She could eat her, but, like, kids? Especially one this thin, who complimented her makeup? Nico thinks not.

“Thank you.”

The girl smiles, a bit shakily.  “Do you have money please? I’m hungry.”

“Do you have a family?” Nico asks carefully.

“Ghouls ate them.” The girl wraps her arms around herself to ward off the December chill. 

“Why didn’t you go to CCG, then?” Nico can’t believe she’s saying this. 

“Daddy liked ghouls. He didn’t believe in killing them.” The girl pouts. “But now I’m very cold. I think everyone thinks I’m dead anyways.”

“You can
come home with me for tonight, at least,” Nico suggests. Nico, why? “I can give you food and a warm place to sleep. Besides, it’s Christmas Eve.”

“I know.” The girl looks sad. “I miss my parents.”

“Then come with me so you don’t freeze.” Nico extend her hand, and the girl takes it. Her fingers are like icicles. 

Nico stops to buy cookies and milk for the girl and coffee for herself. 

The girl gasps as soon s they enter Nico’s apartment. An elaborate tree too big for the room, stuffed with gaudy decorations, stands there. “I love it!”

“I’ll use the couch. You can have my bed,” Nico tells her. “Besides, Santa won’t care if an adult sees him.”

“Santa doesn’t know where I am,” says the child, greedily snatching the cookies.

“He has his ways.” Nico helps feed the chid, and even gives her soap to bathe herself. As the kid showers, Nico sends frantic text message after text message to her fellow clowns. 

Adopted a human.

Get me presents.

Presents to give to her.

All of you.

You too, Donato. If you eat her, I’ll eat you. 

Do I have to? Souta replies.

You’re the Bureau Director. Of all of us, you’re the richest, Uta says. 

Get her fancy makeup. Nico sighs. Tomorrow will be a happy-ish day for this weird human if it’s the last thing she does. 

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😩 

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you. 

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough. 

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls. 

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu. 

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it. 

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud. 

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED. 

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler. 

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me? 

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet? 

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie
will you show me yours if I show you mine? 

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

nico during christmas <3

– Nico buys everyone presents without caring if they’ll give her something in return. They usually do, however. Well, Kaneki didn’t the year Jason kidnapped him, but she understood. 

– She really, really loves singing corny Christmas songs. “All I Want for Christmas is You,” “Santa Baby,” “Sleigh Ride,” etc. All the romantic Christmas music is her favorite. 

– Nico insists on playing secret Santa. Roma likes this idea, too, and helps convince the other clowns to go along.

– Nico once had Souta for Secret Santa. Itori may have let it slip that Souta had Nico, too. So, anticipating horror, Nico bought him a dead rat. Unfortunately, he surprised her by buying a really nice makeup kit. It was awkward and Souta has not let her forget it. 

– She wears evergreen perfume around the holidays.

NSFW nico things ;)

– Nico likes to bottom, but really, she’ll try any position.

– She is very much a fan of rough sex. She’s totally be down for handcuffs, too.

– Nico loves lingerie. She has a weakness for spending any money she has on lingerie before any practical clothing.

– Nico considers the bedroom a studio, and sex her work of art. Lovemaking must throb with beauty each and every time.

– Nico would probably try to initiate sex in a public space. The thrill is beautiful.

– She is particularly fond of hickeys – both receiving and giving.

– She is quite a fan of double entendres. She finds them hilarious and huge turn-on. 

♄_♄ pls write some matsuri x nico stuff

All aboard the shipping train!!!

“Hey there, big stuff.” Outside a dilapidated CCG, a clownish woman with a male physique flutters her fingers at him. She sits on the steps, surveying the chaos before them.

She’s one of the ones who showed up at the last second to save Kaneki Ken. One of the powerful ones. 

Nico smirks at this bearded, dangerous Washuu. Who is almost too adorkable for words.

“H-hi.” Matsuri blushes and sits beside her. “You’re one of the clowns.”

“Guilty. I worked with your uncle to take over CCG. Kinda glad you survived, though.” Nico points towards the remains of Kaneki’s kakuja. “I had no idea dragon was this destructive.”

“Would that have stopped you?” Matsuri growls.

“No,” Nico admits. “I think tragedies are beautiful.”

“Life is a tragedy. The happy moments are what’s beautiful.” Matsuri shakes his head. Like whenever he and Yoshitoki connected for even a moment. That was beautiful.

“I think pain is beautiful.” Nico smiles. 

“I think you deserve better,” Matsuri says, surprising even himself. 

“Ha.” Nico smiles wryly. “Says the man who was too afraid of his family to live life on his own terms.”

“Guilty,” Matsuri echoes.

Nico giggles. “Oh really? Wanna be guilty of more?”

Matsuri raises an eyebrow. “Just what do you have in mind.”

Nico leaps to her feet and pulls him to standing. “Oh, you’ll see.”

the nico posts… i love them so much, thank u. they make me happy cuz i’ve been going through a lot. what would nico’s childhood be like? was she gifted? did she have lots of friends? was she short? did she have siblings? her favourite subject?

❀ ❀ ❀ Hey, if you ever want to message me to vent, feel free. I hope things get better in your life because you deserve the best.

– Nico was always tall, which made her uncomfortable because she wanted to be like the cute, short girls.

– She was an only child, with a single mother. 

– When she came out to her mother, her mom’s response was like “yeah I know you are a girl.” 100% supportive. This meant the world to Nico.

– Nico loved frilly dresses as a kid. She dressed as a Disney princess for every Halloween.

– Literature was her favorite class. As a teen, she developed a taste for Shakespearean tragedy. Hamlet is her favorite character; Romeo and Juliet, her favorite tale. She finds Iago the most intriguing character, but not so endearing.

– She was exceptionally gifted at reading and acting. Her mother encouraged both of these pursuits.

– She had friends, but some kids made fun of her fro being different. Her mom fostered Nico’s belief that differences should be embraced, and that helped her through her more lonely times. 

– She met Itori as a kid, but they never bonded until a decade later, when Nico realized Itori accepted her as she was. Then she was introduced to Uta, another oddball, and Nico felt right at home among the Clowns.

– She pursued Yamori with the childish fantasy that she was solving the mystery of Iago’s sadism.

– Nico’s mother died when she was 17. CCG killed her, and Nico had barely learned to hunt at that point (she wasn’t much a fan of blood). Since then, she’s worked hard to face blood (perhaps too hard, considering her involvement with Yamori).

nico headcanons ;)

– Nico loves showering her S.O, with praise. All day and all night. 😉

– She loves trying on all her outfits before her partner. It takes at least 3 hours. 

– Nico once had a hard conversation with Itori and Roma on why she needs to stop focusing on men who hurt her. Because “Yamori did not deserve you,” as Itori puts it. 

– Nico knew her S.O. was the One when she felt shy around them. She almost never feels shy.

– Nico loves crazy action movies wth sexy actors. She’s particularly fond of James Bond.

– Nico has a soft spot for cats. She feeds them human meat outside her apartment.

– Nico has a remarkably high blood alcohol tolerance. She once bested Yamori in a drinking contest, and frequently bests Itori.

– She has one tattoo, on her hip. She made Uta draw a heart.

I have my birthday today (i am 20 now) and thought maybe you could come up with some birthday party headcanons with birthday!reader x Uta, and maybe the Clowns? :3 just if you want of course

Happy Birthday Nonny-Mouse!

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– from the moment Uta found out your birthday, he has been planning this party. And your mask. You may be a human, but he knows you like his masks. 

– Itori and Roma were hired to take you out in the morning. Roma insisted you needed a new birthday outfit. Itori insisted it be sexy.

– Nico showed up halfway through your shopping trip, after “sleeping late.” She actually was in charge of helping Uta sneak all the wine, blood wine, coffee, and cake from Helter Skelter to HySy.

– Souta begged Uta to let him sneak a finger in the wine to freak you out. Uta considered it, but refused. He then plied Souta with his entire eyeball stash so he would help him decorate.

– Donato does not help set-up, but he agrees to make an appearance. 

– Yomo does not want to be in the same room as Donato, but for Uta and you, he too will appear. You make Uta happy, and that’s enough for him.

– When you arrive back at HySy, the Clowns + Yomo yell SURPRISE. 

– Donato makes a point to tell you he thinks you’re a good match for Uta, despite your humanity. You take it as a compliment, which endears you to him.

– You are surprised how good the cake is. Souta then tries it, remembering the days he too could eat cake.

– Souta feels ill, but refuses to vomit it up. So Itori forces him to drink blood wine until he does. He is, however, now quite drunk.

– Nico, also drunk, tries to seduce Souta. You intervene, and Donato gives Nico a sermon.

– Souta then begins tickling you. He demands to know if you love Uta. You say yes with a red face. Uta can’t help but smile.

– Souta then asks if he can arrest you for harboring ghouls. “You’ll have to escape,” he says, “and wear a disguise.” 

– He presents you with a mustache and PARTY glasses. “Your disguise.” 

– Yomo begins gushing about how much Uta has blossomed in your presence and how he can’t imagine anyone better.

– Itori and Roma begin comparing boobs. That’s when Uta decides the party is over.

– When the guests have been escorted home, Uta gives you your mask. “Thank you for being the best part of my life,” he says, sealing your love with a passionate kiss.Â