What are the Clowns reactions to Nico coming out as trans? :)

– Donato probably just shrugs. He’s not surprised at all. He may ask an inappropriate question about transitioning. -__-

– Roma cheers her on. She’s been waiting for Nico to come out to the rest of the clowns for, well, forever. 

– Itori is thrilled to have another female member of the team. She sasses Uta about it.

– Uta, like Donato, is not the least bit surprised. But he’ll create a beautiful new mask for his quasi-sister to show his support.

– Souta may be mildly uncomfortable because of his family’s pretty well-documented hypermasculinity. But he won’t treat Nico any differently, and he’ll try to push those Washuu poisons from his mind.

– Nico, knowing her, will probably tease Souta about having some flavor of transphobic upbringing, and they’ll get along just fine after he realizes she’s not going to hate him for another Washuu problem. 

In honor of National Trans Day of Visiblity / International Transgender Day of Visibility, any gender identity headcanons for the TG cast?

– I get the reasoning for saying Mutsuki isn’t trans – apparently he’s still using female pronouns now? – but I really hope he is. 

– I believe Nico is canonically trans, but for anyone who doubts this, I will insist that she is a woman until I die. And she probably had a really hard time before the clowns, being both a ghoul and trans, until the clowns welcomed her as she was.

– Karren questioned her gender a lot, and while she eventually decided she was female, she gives a giant middle finger to gender stereotypes and probably wouldn’t return to women’s clothing anytime soon.

– Suzuya is a man. He knows this, and he still doesn’t give a shit about wearing dresses and makeup at times. Because fuck gender roles – they’re nonsense. He eventually gets his entire squad to wear dresses on days off. It’s great.

– While Uta is cisgender, he has totally explored drag. 

– Tanakamaru Mougan. What if Mougan is a tragically closeted transgender female? Whose emphasis on manliness and muscle is just a facade? And Aura Kiyoko is the only one who knows…and they’re secretly in love…but they hide it because CCG would disapprove of literally everything…

Headcanons of Nico spending time with her family 🙊💓

– Assuming Nico’s family is the clowns: she and Itori have fabulous fashion shows. Roma and Uta judge.

– Nico loves fixing Roma’s makeup and outfits. 

– Nico has scolded Donato for eating children. Itori eventually backed her up.

– Souta and Nico once made out whilst drunk. It was weird, but Souta assured them it was perfectly normal for his family. That did not make things less weird. 

– Nico loves Sunday brunch with her family.

– She remembers everyone’s birthday and always buys them gifts.

– Nico has a lower back tattoo of a dove that she persuaded Uta to give her. 

Nico x Souta headcanons 😭💓 pls and ty!

– Souta probably initially flirted back with Nico as a joke, because he wouldn’t want to open himself up to anyone. 

– When he realized Nico’s actually very perceptive, he started taking the possibility of a relationship seriously.

– Nico held Souta as he confessed his upbringing. Souta was annoyed because “it’s funny, right” and Nico was like “it’s really not, you should cry.”

– So Souta did. That’s also the night they started dating.

– They share a love of fashion and makeup. 

– Souta is very careful not to let V find out he’s dating someone. Especially a ghoul not approved by the Washuus.

– They love spoons. They alternate who is the big spoon and the little spoon.

– Itori and Roma hardcore ship the two of them. The day Nico showed up wearing Souta’s jacket, Roma had a nosebleed and Itori sent photo after photo to Uta and Donato.

– Donato offered to do their wedding. 

Hi, could you write about a drunk Nico. Please and thank you.

– drunk Nico rarely happens, but when it does, you can directly correlate her frequency of giggles with how tipsy she is.

– drunk Nico will absolutely try to seduce whomever she perceives as the hardest-to-seduce man around. This is how she befriended Yamori. 

– Occasionally, Roma has hauled her ass back home and called for backup when Nico decides to sleep on the sidewalk (usually Itori, sometimes Uta. Souta has always refused). 

– drunk Nico once told a human she was a ghoul, and that’s the only time Souta showed up – as CCG – to save them.

– hungover Nico is very apologetic and weepy. Uta likes hungover Nico, who once confessed her entire life story to him. He’s kept most of it private. 

– drunk Nico rambles a lot about Christmas. She loves giving and receiving gifts. And the lights! Twinkling lights! 

– Under no circumstances should drunk Nico EVER pass by a makeup store. This is how she first got on CCG’s radar, when she was still a teenager herself. She robbed everyone by declaring she was a ghoul, then stealing hundreds of lipsticks and eyeshadow kits. 

Can I get a sick day Clown scenario? I’m a bit under the weather. Thank you!

Awwww feel better soon. ❤ ❤ ❤

“I’m positively dying,” Itori complains, flopping onto her sofa.

“Itori, you have a cold,” Souta says, crossing his arms. “I don’t feel bad for you.”

“Uta, he’s being mean to me,” whines Itori.

“There, there, it’s okay.” Roma holds out a glass of water, and Nico begins to braid Itori’s hair.

“See, they’re nice, brat,” Itori mumbles to Souta. He merely laughs, until Uta glares at him. 

“Okay, okay. I’ll stop.” He holds up his hands.

“Do you want me to administer last rites?” Donato asks dryly.

“There are two types of people,” Nico sings, pointing to Souta and Donato.

“See, the clowns can even make a cold fun.” Uta pats Itori’s shoulder.

“I hope Souta gets it next.”

“I’m sticking far across the room, dear.” Souta scoots into the corner. 

“Let’s watch a horror movie.” Roma grins as Itori perks up. 

They settle in, and Itori’s mind forgets she feels like death the entire time. 

“Good choice,” Nico tries to say, but her throat is scratchy. She frowns.

“And you thought I was being stupid!” Souta yells.

“I still do,” Nico whispers. Shit. She’s really sick, isn’t she. 

“Uta, I’m going to request you make us all plague masks,” Donato mutters.

The weird kinks vs vanilla ask got me curious. What’s their weird kinks like?

Furuta – Completely, totally dominating a feisty partner. 

Tsukiyama – Probably involves mutual feeding on each other. 

Mirumo – He’s game for literally anything. Hanging upside down like a bat is particularly fun.

Saiko – Will use her kagune to role play anime and manga characters. 

Hakatori – Make sex a battlefield. Blood included. 

Takizawa – The more chains, the better. 

Eto – Please allow her to use her kakuja on her partner. 

Nico – Likes it either very rough or to be worshiped. There is no in-between. 

Uta – Masks, tattoos, drawing on his partner, having his partner draw on him…

Roma – Role-play Kaneki for her.

Itori – Would like to be doused in blood wine and have her partner drink all of it off. 

Headcanon of nico making a coping box for herself 💋 //a box u fill up with things that make u feel better if you’re depressed, ect

Nico totally would!

Nico smiles and folds the scarf Yamori gave her. She slides over to the shoe box she’s painted scarlet and smothered in golden glitter. She places the scarf inside with reverential motion.

Her favorite lipstick. Bright Pink. 

Photos from that night Itori, Roma, and she went out to Tokyo’s best clubs and danced until their feet couldn’t regenerate from the pain. 

Her first love letter, received when she was fifteen from a boy in her high school class.

Her favorite mask.

Encouragement notes to herself. Reminding her how beautiful and smart she is. 

Nico seals the box. She wonders if humans do this, too. Do they get depressed over dead, sadistic boyfriends? Do they ever feel angry when people judge them by appearances, the way they do ghouls and especially a trans ghoul like herself?

She  wonders, if someone saw this, would they assume she’s a human? 

Could you possibly do a continuation of your Nico and the adopted human child please. Thank and have a good holiday.

Happy Holidays to you, too! ❤

“Kid, how much sugar have you had?” Nico may not know what sugar tastes like, but she knows it makes kids hyper. And she’s never quite seen a child hyper like this one. 

“I ate all the cookies you bought me.” The girl, Reiko of no discernible surname, giggles. “They’re delicious.”

“Chocolate is still better than vanilla,” calls Souta. He remembers chocolate enough to be offended whenever anyone prefers vanilla. Which this brat does.

“It is not!” She stomps her foot.

“I’ll side with her,” says Itori, casually sipping her wine.

“You know,” Uta says slyly, “we could decorate his face green to make him look like the grinch.”

“Jesus Christ,” says Souta.

“Don’t swear in front of kids,” cries Nico.

“I’ve heard worse,” says Reiko.

“Still,” says Donato, holding up a cross towards a scandalized Souta.

“Are you all – you’re all seriously going to – wait -” Souta dives for the door, but Roma wrestles him back. “Uta, touch me and you will pay for this.”

I’m not going to,” Uta replies, handing Reiko the face paint he gave her for Christmas this morning. She cackles with joy, and Nico gives Souta a stern glare.

Nimura Furuta hangs his head and lets Reiko smear green all over his beautiful skin. 

“The problem is your heart is three sizes too small,” sings Reiko.

All of us have that problem. Nico watches Reiko soberly. Maybe this kid is exactly what she and the rest of the clowns need.