Part two of that adorable Nakimiza thing please!! (with maybe a lot of crying and Hooguro and Shousei?)

Naki scoops Miza up in his arms, squeezing her tighter and tighter with excitement. “I love you so much.”

“Is Boss crying?” Hooguro blinks. 

“Shut up,” hisses Shousei, wiping his own eyes. “I’ve been waiting years for this.”

Miza draws Naki’s chin closer to her. She kisses his plump lips, whispering, “I couldn’t love you more.”

“I will be the best husband in the world,” Naki promises her.

“You’re already enough, Naki,” she assures him, dabbing his tears away with her lips.

“We’re going to live. And we’re going to get through this,” Naki says. His voice rises. “And then we’re going to have a wedding that puts Kaneki and Touka’s to shame!”

“And they’ll be there for it, both of them,” Miza agrees.

Hooguro and Shousei cheer as their eyes moisten. Even when things suck, there can be hope in this world. Naki and Miza are proof. 

Naki survives and then Miza decides fuck it and asks him to marry her while her face is more pink than her hair

“You scared me!” Miza swats at Naki as soon as his eyes flicker open. He still lies on the damp concrete, among the corpses of the 24th ward. 

Naki blinks at her, confused. She’s mad? No, she’s smiling and crying.

“I’m so glad, Naki, I’m so glad you’re here,” she says, over and over and over again.

“Big Brother would want me to stay with you,” he says dreamily.

“Naki.” Miza blushes. Her face turns the exact color of her hair. “Fuck it. Marry me.” 

“For real?” Naki sits up, suddenly revitalized. 

“Yes!” Miza dives forward and sinks her teeth into Naki’s shoulder. She feels his teeth inside her, too. 

She can tell him about Dragon and Kaneki later. Right now, she is marrying the ghoul she loves.

While Aogiri is still together, Naki accidentally gets Miza pregnant (while still being unaware that’s how babies are made)

Miza gargles with water to remove the taste of vomit from her mouth. She’s tired, cranky, and her breasts hurt, but she’s not pregnant. Not even throwing up every morning.

She pushes open the bathroom door and stops still. 

“Morning, sweetheart.” Eto sips a cup of coffee, posing by the door.

“Hi,” Miza says.

“Hinami told me you’ve been sick often these mornings.” Eto gives Miza a sly look. “Did you and Naki finally do it?” 

Miza flushes the color of her hair. “That’s none of your business.”

“It is when one of my leaders might be in extenuating circumstances,” Eto snaps. Why do babies always make her so upset?

“I’ll let you know,” Miza says dully.

“Okay. I’ll let everyone know you’re too sick to make it to our meeting.” Eto skips away, but pauses at the door. “For the record, you know we’ll support you no matter what.”

“Thanks, Eto.” Miza forces a smile and messages Hinami. She’ll be able to buy a test discreetly, right?

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“Hi, Naki.” Three hours later, when the meeting adjorns, Naki has bolted into her room, and Miza has confirmed her fears. 

“Miza, please don’t die,” he begs.

Miza can’t help but laugh. “Naki, I’m not dying. Quite the opposite.”

“The…opposite?” His face scrunches up.

“Naki, I’m having your baby.” She winces.

For a moment, he’s silent. Then he gasps with delight and throws his arms around Miza. “You! Pregnant – I can’t – I’m so happy -”

He pauses. “Wait, but how? Is it because we shared a bed together?”

Miza pales. Does he really not… “Uh, kinda.”

“How kinda?” 

“Miza, dear, please include Ayato and Hinami and Hakatori in this lesson.” Eto shoves open the door, having clearly been listening. “And Seidou.”

“I know!” growls the owl.

“Better safe than sorry,” Eto sings. “Come on, you all know you’d rather Miza teach than me.”

Miza grinds her teeth at Eto. 

“He was laughing at you a minute ago,” Seidou tells Miza, pointing towards Ayato, who looks hysterical. 

“Oh, is that so? In that case…” Miza draws Naki close to her. “Buckle in for sex ed, kids.”

Valentine’s Day headcanons for the following couples: Touken, Ayahina, Akiramon, Seiaki, Takirona, Mutsurie, Shiraiko, Saiko/Hsiao, Suzuhan, Fururize, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Higetori, Uihai, Nakimiza, Arieto, Utaren. Bless you.

Bless you this Day of the Valentine, too. ❤

Touken

– Touka tackles Kaneki and drags him back to bed in the morning. 😉

– Kaneki buys her a ghoul-friendly cake. Three tiers, like a wedding cake.

– Touka has bought him a first edition of his Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis

– Kaneki tacles Touka and takes her back for an early night. 😉 

Ayahina

– Ayato forgot it was Valentine’s Day. After cursing himself out, he races to buy her a card before she wakes up.

– She knew he forgot, but it’s okay. She has her own surprise for him.

– Ayato returns, having hastily scribbled his devout love in her card.

– Hinami has bought Ayato a parakeet. Ayato practically cries in happiness.

Akiramon

– Amon is as smooth as Touka’s coffee. Flowers, chocolate, Maris Stella to pat as soon as Akira awakens.

– Akira is ready to counter him with ghoul-suited food for him, sweetened with as much sugar as a ghoul can tolerate.*

– Takes Akira out to a spicy curry shop for dinner. 

*Given that Kaneki originally ate sugar cubes with blood, I’m guessing ghouls can tolerate some sugar, and Akira is ON it. 

Seiaki

– Takizawa is terrified that he hasn’t bought her enough chocolate. 

– His heart-shaped box is half the size of Akira.

– Akira laughs and tells him thank you, before revealing they have plans to spend the day in a dog and cat cafe. 

Takirona

– Takizawa is a bit shy, but he’s bought Kurona flowers and Touka’s magnificent coffee. 

– She kisses him and tells him he’s more than enough to make her happy.

– They spend their night in, watching Netflix and cuddling and talking about feelings.

Mutsurie

– Urie sweeps Mutsuki off his feet immediately.

– He’s pleased when Mutsuki promptly knocks his feet out from under him. 

– They’re discovered making out in the halls outside their room. 

Shiraiko

– Shirazu is stunned to wake up to Saiko serving him breakfast in bed. 

– When he asks her how she woke up in time, she cheerfully says she didn’t go to sleep, because he is that important to her. 

– She of course then snuggles with him, cuddling and eating the feast she’s prepared (with Kaneki’s cooking help).

Hsaiko

– Hsaio cosplays as Saiko’s favorite manga character to wake her up.

– Saiko insists that both can be late for work. … Not for sleep. 😉

– Saiko runs around bragging about her sexy girlfriend, and consults Hairu for how marriage is best sprung to a garden ghoul.

Suzuhan

– Hanbee takes Suzuya out for ice cream.

– Suzuya takes Hanbee to the latest Disney movie. He likes it, too. By the end, Hanbee is sobbing into Suzuya’s arms.

– At home, Hanbee discovers flowers decorating his room.

Fururize

– Furuta is awakened by Rize love-biting him

– He will take her to an all-you-can-eat restaurant suitable for ghouls, and think himself the luckiest man alive every time she steals a glance. 

– Rize: “Are you feeding me so I have the energy to dominate you tonight?” 

– Furuta: *mews*

Nishikimi

– Nishiki: “Since you were okay with putting a bangle around my wrist, what if I put a ring around your finger?”

– Kimi: *eyes wide* “Nishiki-kun!”

– Nishiki: “I mean, I don’t have it yet. But I figured I’d ask. For future reference.”

– Kimi: “Now I’m half tempted to make you put it around my middle finger.”

Tsukikana

– Tsukiyama awakens Karren by sprinkling diamonds and gold dust on her.

– Karren has collaborated with Chie to get the best, most exotic food for Shuu.. 

– They dance the night away, until Karren suggests another form of dance. 😉 

Higetori

– Higemaru’s a bit concerned Hakatori will find it dumb, but he would totally propose on Valentine’s Day.

– She says yes, then chastises him for giving her a present she can’t top. 

– Her present, however, involves a concert and “Higemaru appreciation day,” in which she’s convinced all the Aogiri kids to make him cards.

Uihai

– Can you say PREPARED. Ui’s been planning their dinner at the best restaurant in town for months. He buys Hairu a gargantuan chocolate heart, which she promptly breaks in two for him.

– Hairu gives him tickets for a play Ui’s been dying to see, for the next weekend.

– Hairu suggests snuggles after they walk home.

Nakimiza

– Once Naki heard about this tradition of celebrating love, he ran around consulting ways to celebrate Miza.

– He throws confetti (supplied by Tsukiyama) on her, and she kisses him.

– “You know, you could have just wished me a happy Valentine’s Day and that would be enough,” says she. He then cries about how it wouldn’t be enough for Miza.

Arieto

– Let’s see, how can Eto troll the Reaper?

– bribes access to CCG for herself, then appears in Arima’s office yelling “boo!”

– Arima’s office door closes for the next few hours.

Utaren

– Uta is determined to embarrass Yomo.

– He buys him a ridiculously sized box of chocolates neither can eat, and a new coat

– To his surprise, Yomo has also bought him paint for masks. But Uta’s real treat is how flustered and flushed Yomo is.  

Every ship you can think of’s child’s name if they’re male or female or have a gender neutral name (but Kyou and Tsukiyama should totally adopt Niji)

Touken – Yotsume, girl

Hidekane – Sunny, boy or girl or neutral 

Shuuneki – Rin, genderqueer 

Akiramon – Kosuke, girl

Seiaki- Kosuke, girl,

Takirona- Nashiro, girl

Nishikimi – Oshin, boy

Irimi/Koma – Fumiko, girl

Yoshimura/Ukina – Eto (oh wait)

Ayahina – Ryouko, girl

UtaRen – Asa, girl

Utatori – Renji, boy

Tsukikana – Rose, girl

Tsukichie – Kanae, neutral

Tsukikyou – Niji. That is all. 

Arieto – Kaneki Ken, boy. 

Uihai – Masanori, boy

Nakimiza – Chihiro, girl

Yoriko/Takeomi – Iwao, boy

Suzuhan – Yukinori, boy

Matsurie – Danuja, girl

Urisai – Hotaru, girl

Mutsurie – Ginshi, boy

Mutsuki/Kaneki – Kishou, boy

Shiraiko -Gintoki, boy

Saiko/Hsaio – Diana of Themyscira, girl

Maruchika – Kazumi, neutral 

Fururize – Hisa, girl

The ships as weird couple stock photos?

Touken – 

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Hidekane – 

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Shuuneki –

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Akiramon – 

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Seiaki-

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Takirona

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Nishikimi –

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Irimi/Koma – 

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Irimi/Take

Yoshimura/Ukina –

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Ayahina –

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UtaRen –

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Utatori –

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Tsukikana –

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Tsukichie –

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Arieto 

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Uihai-

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Nakimiza –

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Yoriko/Takeomi –

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Suzuhan –

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Matsurie –

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Urisai-

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Mutsurie –

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Mutsuki/Kaneki

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Shiraiko –

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Saiko/Hsaio –

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Maruchika – 

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Fururize –

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Higemaru/Hakatori (Higetori)

Okay, who did I miss?

updated to include take/irimi and higetori. 

What songs do each of the tg re pairings (canon or not) remind you of? In my opinion HideKane currently makes me think of Wolves by Selena Gomez and Mutsuki x Kaneki/Sasaki from Mutsuki’s end

Hidekane – Wolves by Selena Gomez 

Touken – Warm Blood, Flor

Shuuneki – All My Heroes, Bleachers

Akiramon – Aquaman, Walk the Moon

Seiaki – Rotten, The Naked and Famous

Mutsurie – Unconditionally, Katy Perry

Mutsuki/Sasaki – We Sink, Chvrches

Urisai – Hold Back the River, James Bay

Saiko/Hsaio – Boom Clap, Charlie XCX

Shiraiko – Gone Gone Gone, Phillip Phillips

Tsukikana – XO, Beyonce 

Tsukichie – Young Blood, The Naked and Famous

Utaren – Wallflowers, The Chain Gang of 1984

Utatori – Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor Swift

Suzuhan – Let’s Hurt Tonight, OneRepublic

Maruchika – Walking the Wire, Imagine Dragons

Nishikimi – Gravity, Jai Wolf

Takirona – Something Just Like This, The Chainsmokers

Fururize – Bad Blood, Taylor Swift 

Uihai – Shut Up and Dance, Walk the Moon 

Arieto – F**K with You, Cardiknox

Ayahina – Beating Heart, Ellie Goulding 

Yoshimura/Ukina – The Energy Never Dies, The Script

Nakimiza – The Cure, Lady Gage

(because I’m still in denial) naki has something in his throat stopping him from breathing properly and therefore air cant get to his kakuhou. then he vomits out the mucus, giving miza a fright and then gasping for breath. miza starts crying and then he starts crying because she’s crying and she grabs him a dead oggai arm to eat so he can heal and theyre both a sobbing mess while miza says “I love you” several times I just need some fluffy stuff to make me cry bc I refuse to believe naki is dead

I want him back alive, too, Nonny-Mouse!

I can’t breathe. Naki gags. He claws at his throat. He’s going to die because – because he’s dumb and his body heals too fast! 

Miza frowns. “You okay?”

Naki gags again, and then, to his relief, he vomits out mucus and a kagune shard. 

Miza shrieks. “You were choking?”

“I couldn’t write it down,” Naki cries. “The skin healed over where their kagune stabbed me so I couldn’t breathe.” 

Tears roll down Miza’s cheeks. “Don’t you ever almost die again.”

Naki starts to sniffle. “Why are you crying?”

“Because I love you! I love you, I love you, I love you, silly.” Miza grabs an arm and hands it to him. “Please heal yourself.”

Naki bites into it gingerly, but opts for sucking the blood over chewing. “Hurts to swallow.”

“I love you,” Miza says again.

“I love you, too.” Naki’s throat begins to feel softer, and now he’s ready to kiss her. 

I feel like if Miza and Naki got married Naki would be a loud-and-proud husband. Like he’ll see Miza, go grab her hand, and then yell “THAT’S MY WIFE, MOTHERFUCKERS” and Miza would be like, slightly quieter, but just as proud. Scenario or headcanons just after they get married maybe? (be it bite Marks or full ceremony)

“THAT’S MY WIFE, MOTHERFUCKERS! THE WIFE OF NAKI OF THE WHITE SUITS!” Naki grabs Miza’s hand and holds it up high. 

Miza had just entered the coffeeshop that Hinami and Touka had festooned with ribbons and a giant white cake for their human guests. Chie follows, taking photo after photo.

Miza smirks back at him. “And there’s my husband, the husband of Miza of the Three Blades.”

“Kiss me,” whines Naki.

“Gladly.” Miza sweeps Naki off his feet and plants her lips on his.

The edge of his bite marks are visible around his neck. Miza had attacked him savagely, and he loved it. He’d had to repeat her bites three times. The first two times, he’d been scared of hurting her. But now hers are healing with a wonderful ache.

Chie snaps another picture.

“So are you the White Blades now?” Tsukiyama teases. “Better than the Three Suits.”

“Tsukiyama, give us a moment to be the cutest couple around, okay?” Miza snorts.

He gasps. “But you are, my dears! I just wanted to make you even cuter!”

“Miza, I feel very close to the floor,” whispers Naki.

“You!” Miza shakes her head and lifts him back up. 

“Don’t kill each other on your wedding day,” Kaneki suggests.

“Never.” Naki wraps Miza in a tight embrace. “She is studious and I love her!”

“Eh?” Miza frowns.

“Umm…Tsukiyama, what’s that word you taught me? The one I wanted to use for Miza?” Naki looks distressed.

Tsukiyama laughs. “Stupendous.”

“Yes! That! Miza, you are stupendous.” Naki grins, and she launches herself into his arms. 

“You’re adorable, you knucklehead.”

Nakimiza honeymoon phase hcs?

– Naki love, love, loves telling everyone they’re dating. “Do you know Miza likes me? Do you know I like her? Do you know we’re together now?”

– Naki made Kaneki sit down with him and asked if Big Bro would approve of their dating relationship. Kaneki assured him he would, because Miza would kick Yamori’s ass.

– Miza loves waking Naki up every morning by shoving coffee under his nose.

– Naki loves giving her rides on his shoulders. 

– He also adores watching her fix her hair every morning. It’s fascinating to him.

– The day after they decided to date, she wore a white suit to surprise him.

– Naki is fond of hugs so tight he can barely breathe. It is not uncommon to see them hugging for five full minutes on end. 

– Miza is very determined to tell Naki how smart and special he is. She makes a fuss over every new word he learns, and kisses, cuddles, and massages to comfort him every time he’s insecure about his learning.

– If you insult Naki’s intelligence, prepare to face Three Blades of no mercy. Nishiki got a few slices in the chest one time.