I request Yamori surviving his fight with Kaneki, coming back at some point and meeting Naki’s nine children. Also did Naki get sex Ed from Tsukiyama or something? Because last time I checked this cinnamon bun didn’t know how to write, never mind sex.

– Oh Tsukiyama 100% gave Naki sex ed. But the Gourmet probably used Touka and Kaneki as an example to lead into this discussion.

– this resulted in innocent Naki asking Touka about it and Miza nose bleeding, until pregnant Touka still beat Tsukiyama’s ass with her kagune.

– When he returns, Yamori is stunned to see Naki a) alive and b) married and c) married to Miza.

– Miza is not thrilled with Yamori – she never has been – but she accepts him for Naki’s sake.

– Naki tells Big Bro how he always buys presents on his kids’ birthdays for them ‘just like you did for me.’ Big Bro definitely doesn’t feel a lump in his throat, or a prickle in his eyes. Nope. Definitely not.

– He totally does.

– Yamori has fun play-wrestling with the brood, though he’s slightly unnerved by their cunning natures and sheer numbers advantage.

– The Nakimiza brood likes climbing “Mount Yamori.” This has resulted in many photos and videos that Miza savors. And distributes, to Yamori’s dismay.

Hello! May I request a headcanon about each of Naki and Miza’s wonderful children? (I would die for each of them!)

Shiroi – absolutely Kaneki Ichika’s best friend. Naki needs to be talked out of planning their future wedding.

Nagi – He’s a bit of a softie, yet very, very interested in battles.

Nage – He loves makeup and wants to manage his own cafe someday.

Mirei – She’s one of the voracious reader twins, and extremely outspoken.

Marin – the second of the voracious reader twins, she is shy and timid. Kaneki is her favorite uncle.

Zei – has inherited his father’s boundless energy. Ayato had to watch him for a day and, afterwards, swore off seeing any child for a week.

Sonki – thoughtful and mathmatically-inclined. He does his chores without being asked and gives himself “time-out” if he thinks he deserves it.

Yanagi – a mischievous child, he rarely sleeps through the night without escaping his crib at least once and causing Naki to panic.

Warai – loves food and sleep. Tsukiyama has plans to make her into a connoisseur.

How do the canon/basically canon ships partners react to getting told by their significant other to kiss them? (add fururize in there too bc I’m still said over my fruit boy)

Touken – Touka melts inside and takes her time; Kaneki frantically acquiesces.

Akiramon – Amon sweeps Akira in his arms and gives her a long, lingering kiss; Akira tackles him first.

Ayahina – Ayato asks if she’s sure and blushes; Hinami gives Ayato the longest, sweetest look of his life before rewarding him.

Utaren – Uta gives Yomo a teasing peck; Yomo basically gives Uta full mouth-to-mouth.

Mutsurie – Mutsuki is excited but nervous; Urie involuntarily shivers with amazement.

Nakimiza – Naki adds lots of sound effects and laughter; Miza kisses him with full seduction-mode.

Takeomi/Yoriko – Takeomi bows and states how honored he is; Yoriko still turns bright pink.

Tsukikana – Tsukiyama pulls out the rose he’s been keeping in his pocket and says “but of course, ma chere!”; Karren leaps atop him.

Uihai – Ui gasps and momentarily freezes; Hairu takes a bite of melon bun to tease him first.

Fururize – Furuta squeals and dies of happiness; Rize bites his lips like they’re food.

Takirona – Seidou catches his breath in wonder; Kurona responds with “I was wondering when you’d ask.”

(sorry I’m never giving up Mutsurie haha).

Some hcs for how Yoriko/Takeomi, nakimiza, fururize, and maybe tsukikana are with their baby who won’t stop crying at 2am?

Yoriko/Takeomi (they don’t get enough love!)

– Takeomi is rocking their child and offering silent prayers.

– Yoriko is in the kitchen brewing coffee/texting Touka for more advice. It’s gonna be a long night.

– Takeomi confesses this is harder than fighting ghouls, and they should be promoted to special class for this.

Nakimiza

– Naki is terrified, but covers the kid in kisses.

– Miza checks all the books to see if the baby is teething or has something medically wrong.

– When she’s satisfied the kid is healthy, they take turns cuddling the baby until it sleeps.

Fururize

– Furuta is crying as hard as his kid. “Please, I’m begging you, tiny demon, go the hell to sleep.”

– He’s trying to quiet the baby so Rize can get some sleep, and failing miserably.

– Finally, Rize awakens. She marches straight in, declares the kid hungry, and sure enough, after bottle-feeding, their kid is calm again.

Tsukikana

– Like Furuta, Tsukiyama is also sobbing, but that’s because he doesn’t know what is wrong with his baby and wishes he could help.

– Karren decides to sing a German lullaby. She and Shuu take turns serenading their child in different languages.

– As soon as the baby sleeps, Shuu asks her if she wants to make another.

Knowing that Naki and Miza fucked a ton (NINE FUCKIN KIDS IN SIX YEARS) can we have one of those times please?

Naki stumbles in the door to the apartment he’s going to share with Miza from now on. She’s in his arms, bridal-style, because he insisted. It’s their wedding, after all.

He lays Miza across the bed as his heart pounds. He’s, er, never done this before.

But Miza has. She smiles up at him. “Come here.”

Naki gasps as Miza slowly undresses his white suit, starting with his tie and ending with his boxers.

He pulls out her usual hairstyle, allowing hers to flow freely like a waterfall.

Miza grins cheekily as she guides Naki to unclasp her bra. But, to her surprise, Naki leans forward and bites off the clasp.

“Did you seriously just wreck my bra?”

“I heard it was hard to get off, so I thought ghoul teeth would help,” he says sheepishly.

“Who told you that?”

“Kaneki.” Naki looks proud.

Miza blanches. “That is not who I expected.” Shuu, perhaps, but Kaneki?

He squeals at the sight of her chest, and Miza is once more enraptured by his wonder.

For once, Big Bro doesn’t occupy his thoughts. Now it’s only Miza, as she guides his fingers and body in rhythm.

“This – this feels amazing!” he gasps.

“I know you do,” Miza teases.

“What if we do this forever – ah!” Naki reaches a fever of ecstasy he’s never known existed, and then he feels weak and out of breath.

“Well,” says Miza, enjoying his enjoyment, “now that we’re married, we can.”

How are yomouta, nakimiza and ayahina with having a deaf child?

Yomouta

– They insist all the clowns and :Re learn sign language in preparation.

– Yomo is determined that their child will have a relatively normal life despite their deafness. He makes sure they know that there is nothing wrong with them.

– Uta never snuck up on their child to scare them, thinking it unfair. However, their child felt different as a result, and once Uta realized that, he is constantly hiding himself to surprise them.

Nakimiza

– Miza reads all the information she has on deafness and what life is like for the deaf.

– Naki cries, because he doesn’t want anyone to make fun of them.

– They both resolve to treat their child as normally as possible, and Naki occasionally suggests that Nishiki and Kimi figure out how to use Rc cells to help deaf people hear if they want to.

Ayahina

– Ayato is preemptively ready to beat any bullies up

– Hinami is very patient and huggable if their child feels frustrated

– Both parents help hone their child’s other skills – sight, smell, touch, taste (okay Uncle Shuu takes that one), and assure them that they are not inferior.

THE ASK BOX IS BACK HOLY SHIT EXCUSE MY FRECNH!!!! How are you sweetie?? I hope you’re doing well! That Nakimiza pregnant domestic thing got me wondering if you could do a scenario where heavily pregnant Miza being a very busy, do-as-much-as-possible, active go-getting momma-to-be, and Naki is extremely overprotective?

I’m good; how are you???

“Miza, please be careful!” Naki hovers over his wife, whose stomach looks like a bubble – a very breakable bubble – ready to burst.

“Naki, I am careful.” Miza has already connected her Three Blades to the floor for extra balance as she teeters atop a ladder. She’s painting baby animals on the ceiling of their future child’s nursery.

“Let me do it,” Naki begs.

“Naki, you suck at art.”

“Then let me hold you at least.”

Miza sighs. “And I’ll, what, stand on your head? If you want to be helpful, hand me different painting colors when I ask. And keep me company.”

She grins as he nods with eagerness.

“Okay!” Naki kisses her stomach. “I’ll keep both of you company.”

Y’all know whats underrated? Nakimiza. Can we have some domestic pregnancy headcanons?

I AM SO GLAD NAKI IS ALIVE

– Naki is the anxious one. “Miza, what do you need? Coffee?”

– Grumpy Miza: “caffeine is bad for the baby.”

– Naki: OMG OH NO I AM SO SORRY I AM GOING TO BE THE WORST FATHER EVER OMG OMG OMG

– Miza: *now I have to care for two toddlers* *pats Naki’s head*

– They both probably cry the first time their kid moves

– He’ll carry her around constantly. “Naki, I can walk!” “I know, but you shouldn’t have to.”

– They’ll stay up until the wee hours of the mourning, discussing names, what type of kagune they’ll have, fears for the cruel world and hopes that their kid will have everything they never had. Especially reading, for Naki.

– Naki is mildly nervous the kid will think he’s dumb, but Miza reassures him they will love him no matter what.

Naki and Miza’s daughter playing princess games with Uncles Shousei and Hooguro. But! Plot Twist! Shousei is the Princess that needs to be saved from the evil dragon, Hooguro, and nakimiza baby is the handsome Prince coming to save her!

Miza and Naki saunter in their front door, only to halt immediately.

“What…” Miza tries not to laugh. Naki is not so successful, as he immediately doubles over.

“What?” Shousei fluffs his hair around the tiara on his head. He wipes a delicate finger across his brow. “Save me, my handsome Prince!”

“I will!” giggles Naki and Miza’s daughter, lifting her styrofoam sword.

“I will never let you,” grows Hooguro, scampering over the floor like a dog. “Rawr! Feel my flames!”

“I’m a ghoul and I regenerate!” Their daughter stomps her foot and taps Hooguro on his shoulder with her sword.

He cries out and collapses. The little girl whirls around to grab Shousei’s hands. “I have saved you, princess!”

“My love!” Shousei clutches his heart.

“My love!” Naki cries then, grabbing Miza and kissing her with one arm, while his other arm encircles his beloved, brilliant daughter.

A thing: what if Naki takes Miza’s surname because he doesn’t have one?

Can this be canon?

“I now present, Miza and Naki Kusakari,” Kaneki announces as he closes the ceremony.

“Kusakari?” Ayato frowns.

“Naki doesn’t have last name,” Hinami hisses back.

“Hmmph. Well, I think Naki Kusakari sounds nice,” Ayato says stiffly to hide the burning in his eyes.

“You may now kiss,” Kaneki adds.

Naki’s face sparkles as he takes Miza in his arms and kisses her with all the passion he has ever felt.