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Touka’s Inspiration in Other Ships

By a lovely Nonny-Mouse. 

Everyone asks Touka for relationship advice. Here are the results:

Akiramon:

Akira: are you a virgin?

Amon: wait, what? I mean… yes, I guess, I know I’m over 30, but you see, I had a really bad childhood, so I didn’t want to… *continues for five minutes*

Akira: *is getting tired of this shit and strips her shirt off*

Amon: o_O

Ayahina:

Hinami: are you a virgin?

Ayato: WHAT HINAMI WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT *gets all red*

Hinami: Because I like you!

Ayato: !!! 😀 *strips shirt off*

Hinami: and your sister told me she asked Kaneki that before they did it.

Ayato: If you’re trying to seduce me never bring up my sister’s sex life again.

Shiraiko:

Saiko: are you a virgin?

Shirazu: excuse me! Saiko! You don’t ask someone that!

Saiko: Fine, do you want to have sex?

Shirazu: with you?

Saiko: No, with a doll. Yes, with me.

Shirazu: Maybe…

Saiko/Hsiao:

Hsiao: are you a virgin?

Saiko: Not for long if you want to do something about it.

Nakimiza:

Miza: are you a virgin?

Naki: what’s a virgin?

Miza: nosebleeds.

Mutsurie:

Mutsuki: are you a virgin?

Urie: *no mouth, boy is shook*

Mutsuki: I’ve never done it with someone I … cared about; that’s kind of like being a virgin, right?

Urie: what?

Mutsuki: *kisses him*

Urie: idk what’s happening but I like it.

Naki reunites with Yamori in the afterlife.

B-but would they be in the same place? 😉

Naki feels fuller and more free than he’s ever been. His sight is skewed and he’s dizzy and falling and yet rising all at once.

If this is death, it’s not as bad as people fear. 

Naki spreads his arms wide. A city materializes of clouded color droplets, and someone awaits him, someone whose presence he would recognize even if blind.

“Big bro!” Naki screams and launches himself in Yamori’s arms.

To his surprise, instead of hitting him, Yamori embraces him in return. “Bet you didn’t expect to see me here.”

“I did. It’s the others who doubted. I didn’t,” Naki says proudly.

Yamori grins uncomfortably. “You know, when I look down and see – and see all I left behind – I think my tortures were meaningless.” He shrugs. “You learn things up here you didn’t expect. But anyways: You were my greatest achievement.”

“Me?” Naki shakes his head. “I can hardly talk good.”

“You have a good heart. You too the right lesson from my strength and not the bad ones, like caring for others.” Yamori looks into Naki’s eyes, and Naki’s surprised to see that Big Bro is crying. “I’ve seen what I’ve done, and you really were the best part. You’re special, kid.”

Naki hugs him again.

“I’m still not a cuddly person,” Yamori mutters, a bit like his old self. 

And Naki laughs and laughs, because everything is beautiful and everyone will be fine and somehow he both feels like he’s understand everything for the first time while having always known. 

So….. What about Happy drunk Naki having fun with Yamada (tsukiyama) after the wedding! They are good bros

Thank you thank you! Naki asks warm whatever’s left of my heart after the last few chapters.

“You chose the best blood wine, bro.” Naki throws his arm across Tsukiyama’s shoulders. “The best.”

“Thank you.” Tsukiyama feels giddy. He hasn’t been drunk in a while – well, since he snuck into Mirumo’s cabinet and tested every bottle and Matsumae discovered him throwing up on the floor when he was all of fifteen – but buzzed is always a nice feeling. 

“How’d you get to be so shmart?” Naki giggles. “I wish I was like you. Big bro would have liked you.”

No, Yamori would not have liked Tsukiyama, and Tsukiyama would not have liked the blood flecks on his immaculate suit, but that was then, and this is now.

“Are you happy, Naki?”

“Yesh!” Naki throws back his head and laughs. “Because with this – thish stuff – I feel like I can talk to Big Bro. And Miza.”

“Miza’s alive,” she calls over, sourly.

“And you!” Naki hugs Tsukiyama, who starts laughing. 

“Wait, have any of you played Never Have I Ever? We should,” Tsukiyama calls over the guests. Hinami declines, to his relief, and Nishiki is wrestling Yomo to bed, and Kaneki and Touka are off – well – Tsukiyama giggles.

Soon it’s just Miza, Naki, Koma, Irimi, and Tsukiyama playing. They discover that Naki’s a virgin, Miza wants to change that, Irimi has never killed anyone older than sixty, and Koma has also eaten himself to heal, much like Tsukiyama did after their lovely married couple let him have it. 

“Like old times!” Naki babbles, though to what old times he’s referring to, Tsukiyama has no idea. 

“To love!” Tsukiyama raises his glass.

“All the love here tonight.” Naki dissolves into giggles, and they all cheer.

He finally spills his wine over his white suit, and Koma leaps to his feet. “I win!”

Tsukiyama hands over money. “Damn, I was rooting for you, Naki.”

Naki just laughs, and soon they all do, too.