i accidentally pronounced itami as vitami/vitamin so mb naki would do it and what’s everyone’s reaction would be like

OMG NAKI DEFINITELY WOULD.

Eto – falls to the floor and rolls around laughing.

Itami – too embarrassed to correct him.

Tatara – shakes his head in shame. He might be smiling under his mask.

Ayato – “is no one really going to say it? It’s Itami, not Vitami, you harebrain!”

Miza – OMG Naki why are you like this?

Hinami – I think Vitamin is a cute code name!

Takizawa Seidou – Gotta admit it’s funny, but hey, maybe that’s your real name too, since you’re apparently a TRAITOR TO CCG.

Rio – bahahahaha

Yumitsu Tomoe – off to collect on the people she had a running bet with that this would happen.

Can i request some fluffy first time with Uta, Tsukiyama, Naki and their shy human s/o who’s still a virgin?

Uta

– He probably suggested sex, but he’s definitely determined to make sure they are ready and truly want to do this.

– is smooth, and focuses on pleasuring his S/O before himself. He wants to make their first time memorable.

– probably teases them the entire time.

– He’s a very gentle lover their first time. Lots of encouragement and praise for them, between his teasing.

Tsukiyama

– Appoints himself their teacher immediately, but won’t bring up sex until they suggest it.

– To the surprise of no one, probably, he suggests oral sex first to make sure they’re comfortable with being touched there. And definitely swoons with how delicious they are.

– probably takes them to the swankiest hotel in Tokyo.

– Emphasizes foreplay.

Naki

– Is probably a virgin himself and confused when they explain that first times are regarded as a Thing

– Is super excited that they get to do it together. Like, quivers with excitement.

– Might accidentally go too fast, but is very sensitive to any sort of physical or verbal cues from his partner.

– He’s complimentary the entire time, and probably cries with happiness during it.

What’s your biggest HC for Uta/ Juuzou/ Naki and Yomo? Like one that you’ll 100% defend unless it’s proven to be false in cannon.

– Uta: I can neither live with you nor without you 100% refers to his love for Yomo. I hope they prove this in the manga soon. (Oh, I love the idea that he’s the one-eyed king).

– Suzuya Juuzou: will eventually realize and reciprocate Hanbee’s feelings.

– Naki: Probably never grew up with parents or anyone but a gang of teenagers who didn’t teach him reading. Hence his innocence coupled with violence.

– Yomo Renji: 1. he would be an amazing dad and it’s a crime he doesn’t have kids of his own. If he survives the series, I expect him to help run an orphanage or some sort of system to help the children who’ve been hurt on both sides. 2. If, through an alternate universe, he met Aizawa Shouta from BNHA, they would be best friends.

Naki meeting someone (human or ghoul) who’s worse at Japanese than he is. Just them messing things up and his reaction to it.

Awwwww.

“Excuse me,” says a voice over Naki’s shoulder.

He looks up from his seat at Re. “Hi!”

“I was w-w-wondering how you say that word,” stutters the person. They point at his Japanese book.

“That’s Komo – Kom – Komorebi,” Naki narrates. “It means sunlight filtered through trees.”

“Wow,” says the human, their eyes wide. “And what’s that?”

“Kogarashi. For when the wind blows the leaves off the trees,” Naki says. Pride blooms in his stomach. Look at him, teaching Japanese!

“Ooh. So the CCG is like the kogarashi to the ghouls?” The person frowns. “I think it’s very sad myself.”

“Me too,” Naki says uncomfortably. They seem sincere, right?

“D-d-do you t-t-t-think you could teach me Japanese?” asks the human, twiddling their thumbs with anxiety. “I – I wasn’t v-v-very good at learning myself.”

“I wasn’t either. Now, Master Shuu teaches me.” Naki points to Tsukiyama, who’s being scolded by Touka for improperly made coffee.

“R-r-really? You have a m-master? I want one.” Their eyes are huge.

“You can come to our lessons!” Naki is very pleased with himself. They make him feel good. And they seem sympathetic to ghouls, so they could be a useful – what’s the word – ally.

Aogiri reactions to Up

Yoshimura Eto – laughs hysterically throughout the first 10 minutes. Not because she really finds it funny, but because she doesn’t want to cry.

Noro – came alive again to cry.

Tatara – stared at a wall wiping his tears for an hour afterwards.

Kirishima Ayato – claims it is a stupid movie, but secretly rewatches it over and over.

Fueguchi Hinami – You will find her collapsed on the floor, gut-wrenching sobs emanating from her body. You will then find her arms around you as she sobs about the beauty of life.

Yamori – gets angry because it was too good.

Naki – tries to convince Miza to make a house upheld by balloons with him.

Miza Kusakari – nicknames the dog “Naki.”

Takizawa Seidou – babbles hysterically about how he wants to be happy again like Carl.

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you.

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough.

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls.

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu.

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it.

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud.

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED.

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler.

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me?

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet?

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine?

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

Members of Aogiri’s ideal partner? (I initially need Shousei and Hooguro but I want the rest toooooooooooo)

Shousei – Someone who isn’t afraid of scars. They should be sweet and innocent to bring out his soft side. Someone to cuddle at night.

Hooguro – He wants a drama queen. Someone he can laugh with, have adventures with, be wild with.

Naki – Someone who shows him kindness and doesn’t think he’s dumb. Possibly someone snarky.

Miza Kusakari – Someone fierce but wildly kind, a untamed sweetheart.

Ayato Kirishima – Someone who cares enough to see through his prickly-pear exterior. Probably someone who buys him coffee and lets him vent without judging him. Someone who gives him hope.

Hinami Fueguchi – Someone who encourages her, who sees her as strong and brave despite her desire not to kill.

Tatara – A level-headed, practical person who will plot and strategize with him all night long.

Eto – Someone mysterious, someone who is the strength of her enemies…someone for whom she is their weakness. 😉

Noro – Someone who makes him feel alive, who isn’t afraid of his undead appearance.

Yamori – Someone into BSDM who nevertheless sees past all his shit.

Everyone’s reaction to Fueguchi Hinami saying the word: “Fuck.”

I’m dying of laughter.

Kaneki: *gasps* Hinami?! *world tilts*

Touka: The fuck did you just say?

Tsukiyama: *faints*

Yomo: *pretends he heard nothing. Later cries in his room alone*

Nishiki: Don’t you dare start using Touka’s language!

Koma: This is entertaining. The Devil Ape used to wash out Touka’s mouth with soap. (Touka: You fucking did not).

Irimi: grins

Naki: Why is everyone upset? I like that word.

Miza: Ayato has not been a good influence.

Ayato: *cheers* Allow me to enlighten you on the eloquence of creative cursing.

Headcannons for the memes of Goat waking up with morning wood

Kaneki Ken – panics until Touka, er, helps him out.

Yomo Renji – annoyed but goes about his day.

Tsukiyama Shuu – What a blessed morning! He might pleasure himself.

Kirishima Ayato – Ain’t got time and/or Hinami for this shit.

Naki – Wait what is happening. *runs out of room* MIZA DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Nishiki Nishio – misses Kimi.

Hirako Take- Holy sh – I mean crap – can you not, body? What if the children see?! o.O

Kazuichi Banjou – Doesn’t leave his room until it’s gone.

Koma Enji – The devil remains strong in the ape, I see. *evil grin*

Takizawa Seidou – Well at least some part of me remains lifelike. *feels sad*

If it’s not to uncomfortable to do, headcannons about the males of Anteiku and Aoigiri (plus Uta) Manhood headcannons? Please, thanks!

Kaneki Ken – average and probably not something he maintains or thinks about, except for rare occasions.

Nishiki Nishio – smaller than he’d ever admit. (But it’s enough for Kimi, so, like, it’s fine).

Koma Enji – he loves to boast about how big it is. It’s probably normal sized, though, and Irimi probably knows this. 😉

Tsukiyama Shuu – perfectly perfumed, his pride and joy.

Yoshimura Kuzen – unsure how he had Eto, because he never had sex. Nope. My word is final. The end.

Yomo Renji – he’s probably, er, much larger than average. Sometimes Uta likes to make him uncomfortable by telling him he should use that fact more.

Uta – he’d 100% tattoo an eye or something on the end just to troll his partner.

Tatara – He meticulously grooms himself.

Kirishima Ayato – once he tried to shave that area… let’s just say he was in an even angrier mood for the next week.

Noro – probably long and more lively than the rest of him. 😉

Naki – He tries to convince everyone to compare their manhoods, and then tells them they’ll never be as perfect as Big Bro.