I request Yamori surviving his fight with Kaneki, coming back at some point and meeting Naki’s nine children. Also did Naki get sex Ed from Tsukiyama or something? Because last time I checked this cinnamon bun didn’t know how to write, never mind sex.

– Oh Tsukiyama 100% gave Naki sex ed. But the Gourmet probably used Touka and Kaneki as an example to lead into this discussion.

– this resulted in innocent Naki asking Touka about it and Miza nose bleeding, until pregnant Touka still beat Tsukiyama’s ass with her kagune.

– When he returns, Yamori is stunned to see Naki a) alive and b) married and c) married to Miza.

– Miza is not thrilled with Yamori – she never has been – but she accepts him for Naki’s sake.

– Naki tells Big Bro how he always buys presents on his kids’ birthdays for them ‘just like you did for me.’ Big Bro definitely doesn’t feel a lump in his throat, or a prickle in his eyes. Nope. Definitely not.

– He totally does.

– Yamori has fun play-wrestling with the brood, though he’s slightly unnerved by their cunning natures and sheer numbers advantage.

– The Nakimiza brood likes climbing “Mount Yamori.” This has resulted in many photos and videos that Miza savors. And distributes, to Yamori’s dismay.

Hello! May I request a headcanon about each of Naki and Miza’s wonderful children? (I would die for each of them!)

Shiroi – absolutely Kaneki Ichika’s best friend. Naki needs to be talked out of planning their future wedding.

Nagi – He’s a bit of a softie, yet very, very interested in battles.

Nage – He loves makeup and wants to manage his own cafe someday.

Mirei – She’s one of the voracious reader twins, and extremely outspoken.

Marin – the second of the voracious reader twins, she is shy and timid. Kaneki is her favorite uncle.

Zei – has inherited his father’s boundless energy. Ayato had to watch him for a day and, afterwards, swore off seeing any child for a week.

Sonki – thoughtful and mathmatically-inclined. He does his chores without being asked and gives himself “time-out” if he thinks he deserves it.

Yanagi – a mischievous child, he rarely sleeps through the night without escaping his crib at least once and causing Naki to panic.

Warai – loves food and sleep. Tsukiyama has plans to make her into a connoisseur.

Knowing that Naki and Miza fucked a ton (NINE FUCKIN KIDS IN SIX YEARS) can we have one of those times please?

Naki stumbles in the door to the apartment he’s going to share with Miza from now on. She’s in his arms, bridal-style, because he insisted. It’s their wedding, after all.

He lays Miza across the bed as his heart pounds. He’s, er, never done this before.

But Miza has. She smiles up at him. “Come here.”

Naki gasps as Miza slowly undresses his white suit, starting with his tie and ending with his boxers.

He pulls out her usual hairstyle, allowing hers to flow freely like a waterfall.

Miza grins cheekily as she guides Naki to unclasp her bra. But, to her surprise, Naki leans forward and bites off the clasp.

“Did you seriously just wreck my bra?”

“I heard it was hard to get off, so I thought ghoul teeth would help,” he says sheepishly.

“Who told you that?”

“Kaneki.” Naki looks proud.

Miza blanches. “That is not who I expected.” Shuu, perhaps, but Kaneki?

He squeals at the sight of her chest, and Miza is once more enraptured by his wonder.

For once, Big Bro doesn’t occupy his thoughts. Now it’s only Miza, as she guides his fingers and body in rhythm.

“This – this feels amazing!” he gasps.

“I know you do,” Miza teases.

“What if we do this forever – ah!” Naki reaches a fever of ecstasy he’s never known existed, and then he feels weak and out of breath.

“Well,” says Miza, enjoying his enjoyment, “now that we’re married, we can.”

slides in here w/ an underappreciated ship: can i get some naki/tsukiyama relationship headcanons, particularly dealing w/ a postcanon hypothetical where the tsukiyama family corporation and stuff gets returned to them and so their status is back?

– It begins one night while Tsukiyama continues tutoring Naki.

– Naki realizes he likes Shuu’s hand on his shoulder.

– Tsukiyama has been falling for a while now, but never made a move. But suddenly Naki asks him to kiss him.

– So they make out right in the Tsukiyama library.

– Tsukiyama is very defensive of anyone who mocks Naki’s intelligence. He realizes that Naki simply wasn’t given the opportunities he had.

– Naki sometimes has the White Suits guard Tsukiyama if he’s on a dangerous mission for the Goat/Human alliance.

– They both wear white suits to their wedding. Tsukiyama’s has tails and sparkles, obviously.

THE ASK BOX IS BACK HOLY SHIT EXCUSE MY FRECNH!!!! How are you sweetie?? I hope you’re doing well! That Nakimiza pregnant domestic thing got me wondering if you could do a scenario where heavily pregnant Miza being a very busy, do-as-much-as-possible, active go-getting momma-to-be, and Naki is extremely overprotective?

I’m good; how are you???

“Miza, please be careful!” Naki hovers over his wife, whose stomach looks like a bubble – a very breakable bubble – ready to burst.

“Naki, I am careful.” Miza has already connected her Three Blades to the floor for extra balance as she teeters atop a ladder. She’s painting baby animals on the ceiling of their future child’s nursery.

“Let me do it,” Naki begs.

“Naki, you suck at art.”

“Then let me hold you at least.”

Miza sighs. “And I’ll, what, stand on your head? If you want to be helpful, hand me different painting colors when I ask. And keep me company.”

She grins as he nods with eagerness.

“Okay!” Naki kisses her stomach. “I’ll keep both of you company.”

Hello ! Fluffy Hcs with Kuro!Kaneki, Tsukiyama and Naki with a trans guy s/o please ? :3 (i love your blog btw u)

Thank you sweetie ❤

Kuro!Neki

– He’s extremely reassuring of their gender, and supportive of any transitions they do/do not want to make.

– Will leave notecards with poems of love and sweetness all over their room and work.

– finds all the trans literature he can read.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He’s determined that his s/o is going to rock male fashion.

– if his s/o feels dysphoria, he will hold them and do body worship and anything else they need.

– If they want to transition, he will use Tsukiyama money to pay for it.

Naki

– Goes ballistic if anyone discriminates.

– His terms of endearment are “dude” and “dearie dude.” He tried using “bro,” but then his s/o had to explain why that was awkward.

– His method of proposing to his s/o was to buy him a white suit and ask him to ‘join for life.’

Y’all know whats underrated? Nakimiza. Can we have some domestic pregnancy headcanons?

I AM SO GLAD NAKI IS ALIVE

– Naki is the anxious one. “Miza, what do you need? Coffee?”

– Grumpy Miza: “caffeine is bad for the baby.”

– Naki: OMG OH NO I AM SO SORRY I AM GOING TO BE THE WORST FATHER EVER OMG OMG OMG

– Miza: *now I have to care for two toddlers* *pats Naki’s head*

– They both probably cry the first time their kid moves

– He’ll carry her around constantly. “Naki, I can walk!” “I know, but you shouldn’t have to.”

– They’ll stay up until the wee hours of the mourning, discussing names, what type of kagune they’ll have, fears for the cruel world and hopes that their kid will have everything they never had. Especially reading, for Naki.

– Naki is mildly nervous the kid will think he’s dumb, but Miza reassures him they will love him no matter what.

what types of kissers are aogiri? (eg [on an average kiss] very full on, sensual, soft, intense, etc etc)

😉

Yoshimura Eto – is it possible to be both sensual, teasing, and yet so hardcore her partner is left breathless? Yes, it is, but only with Eto.

Tatara – A romantic kisser. Swept up in his arms, first with his lips and then with his tongue. Your mouth will be sore afterwards.

Yamori – There will be biting involved, because Yamori is ravenous for love.

Kirishima Ayato – He’s as blunt and tempestuous as his personality.

Naki – He’s a soft, anxious kisser.

Kusakari Miza – Full-blown passion. She holds nothing back.

Takizawa Seidou – He’s a sloppy, wet kisser, because kissing totally undoes him.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Her kisses are firm, closed-mouthed, and carefully timed.

Naki and Miza’s daughter playing princess games with Uncles Shousei and Hooguro. But! Plot Twist! Shousei is the Princess that needs to be saved from the evil dragon, Hooguro, and nakimiza baby is the handsome Prince coming to save her!

Miza and Naki saunter in their front door, only to halt immediately.

“What…” Miza tries not to laugh. Naki is not so successful, as he immediately doubles over.

“What?” Shousei fluffs his hair around the tiara on his head. He wipes a delicate finger across his brow. “Save me, my handsome Prince!”

“I will!” giggles Naki and Miza’s daughter, lifting her styrofoam sword.

“I will never let you,” grows Hooguro, scampering over the floor like a dog. “Rawr! Feel my flames!”

“I’m a ghoul and I regenerate!” Their daughter stomps her foot and taps Hooguro on his shoulder with her sword.

He cries out and collapses. The little girl whirls around to grab Shousei’s hands. “I have saved you, princess!”

“My love!” Shousei clutches his heart.

“My love!” Naki cries then, grabbing Miza and kissing her with one arm, while his other arm encircles his beloved, brilliant daughter.

A thing: what if Naki takes Miza’s surname because he doesn’t have one?

Can this be canon?

“I now present, Miza and Naki Kusakari,” Kaneki announces as he closes the ceremony.

“Kusakari?” Ayato frowns.

“Naki doesn’t have last name,” Hinami hisses back.

“Hmmph. Well, I think Naki Kusakari sounds nice,” Ayato says stiffly to hide the burning in his eyes.

“You may now kiss,” Kaneki adds.

Naki’s face sparkles as he takes Miza in his arms and kisses her with all the passion he has ever felt.