

Let’s be real. He starts wearing green every time he sees that person.
Because he too sees no difference.
myths, magic, and fandoms


Let’s be real. He starts wearing green every time he sees that person.
Because he too sees no difference.
She does. Baby blue and powder pink are her favorite colors.
Kiyoko occasionally helps her out, although then Mougan wants to go clubbing, and Kiyoko is not a fan of clubs.
Mougan is a surprisingly graceful dancer, so she prefers dresses that poof out when she twirls around.
She’s also skilled at recognizing designer brands, ad being able to give fashion advice to all the members of CCG. It’s an open secret that if anyone is concerned about their appearance, or wants a makeover, you go see Mougan.
– I get the reasoning for saying Mutsuki isn’t trans – apparently he’s still using female pronouns now? – but I really hope he is.
– I believe Nico is canonically trans, but for anyone who doubts this, I will insist that she is a woman until I die. And she probably had a really hard time before the clowns, being both a ghoul and trans, until the clowns welcomed her as she was.
– Karren questioned her gender a lot, and while she eventually decided she was female, she gives a giant middle finger to gender stereotypes and probably wouldn’t return to women’s clothing anytime soon.
– Suzuya is a man. He knows this, and he still doesn’t give a shit about wearing dresses and makeup at times. Because fuck gender roles – they’re nonsense. He eventually gets his entire squad to wear dresses on days off. It’s great.
– While Uta is cisgender, he has totally explored drag.
– Tanakamaru Mougan. What if Mougan is a tragically closeted transgender female? Whose emphasis on manliness and muscle is just a facade? And Aura Kiyoko is the only one who knows…and they’re secretly in love…but they hide it because CCG would disapprove of literally everything…
Kaneki Ken – boobs. They’re so squishy.
Nagachika Hideyoshi – like his BFF, he also prefers boobs.
Nishiki Nishio – ass, probably
Tsukiyama Shuu – ass. He does envy boobs, however.
Koma Enji – all about them legs
Yoshimura Kuzen – He’d probably be more innocent, like a “smile man.”
Yomo Renji – ass, but ashamed of it.
Uta – ass and totally proud of it.
Tatara – strong legs to kick the enemy.
Kirishima Ayato – boobs, but they also make him laugh so…
Noro – boobs kinda fascinate him
Yamori – he’ll beat your ass
Naki – shapely legs are delicious in many ways.
Mado Kureo – legs. They’re useful.
Amon Koutarou – boobs. They’re cute.
Takizawa Seidou – ass. It’s sexy, unlike how he views himself.
Urie Kuki – strong legs. make yourself useful.
Mutsuki Tooru – finely sculpted legs.
Shirazu Ginshi – boooobs
Higemaru Touma – quite an ass fan.
Aura Shinsanpei – boobs but like…he’s resigned himself to never seeing them in person.
Washuu Matsuri – Urie’s ass
Washuu Yoshitoki – rather fond of boobs himself
Arima Kishou – boobs both fluster and excite him
Ui Koori – boobs. How do girls move with them? Why are they so pretty?
Take Hirako – legs are beautiful.
Itou Kuramoto – asses are attractive. if you have it, might as well flaunt it.
Suzuya Juuzou – he likes how smooth legs are.
Hanbee Abara – boobs, but they also intimidate him
Mizurou Tamaki – ass
Miyuki Mikage – legs, legs tall enough to reach his height
Keijin Nakarai – ass and boobs. he chooses both.
Kuriowa Takeomi – asses fascinate him
Kuriowa Iwao – his wife’s boobs
Shinohara Yukinori – all about those long legs.
Mougan Tanakamaru – he appreciates a finely sculpted ass. His own, specifically.
Furuta Nimura – Boobs. Rize’s boobs. His own lack of boobs. Boobs.
Kaneki Ken – “They’re so squishy.” (canon)
Nagachika Hideyoshi – CAN I HOLD THEM
Nishiki Nishio – spills coffee on himself
Koma Enji – eyebrow wiggle
Tsukiyama Shuu – Why can’t boys have something so fabulous
Urie Kuki – I wonder how they’d look on Mutsuki
Shirazu Ginshi – giggles uncontrollably
Higemaru Touma – spends the next day drawing large-breasted monsters
Aura Shinsanpei – crawls into corner
Amon Koutarou – prays
Takizawa Seidou – squeals with glee
Suzuya Juuzou – huh? those look heavy
Hanbee Abara – faints
Miyuki Mikage – I wonder if aliens have boobs
Keijin Nakarai – I’ve just met my future wife
Mizurou Tamaki – closes himself in his room for the rest of the day
Shinohara Yukinori – it was his wedding night with his wife. He was very gentle and she was rather fierce and it was beautiful.
Tatara – *draws Houji with boobs, mails it to him*
Houji – what the fuck Tatara – oh my, these look rather nice
Naki – screams
Yamori – do they hurt if you cut them
Ayato Kirishima – Ayato.exe has stopped working
Yomo Renji – stops breathing
Uta – thinks of them as interesting art/places for tattoos
Arima Kishou – speechless, but a small smile grows on his lips
Nimura Furuta – hello, I’m the bureau director. i like your boobs; can I dominate you?
Kuriowa Takeomi – “Y- Yoriko – you’re – like – beautiful – and – ah – so many feelings!”
Kuriowa Iwao – That’s nice.
Ui Koori – blubbering, red-cheeked mess
Hirako Take – am I supposed to be seeing this?
Washuu Yoshitoki – dazzled
Marude Itsuki – clears throat, smooths hair. Hi there.
Tanakamaru Mougan – Higheerrrrrrrrrrrrr boobs!
Rio – Poke
Omg yas.
“Help me,” Suzuya Juuzou whimpers.
Marude Itsuki scowls, but Washuu Yoshitoki softens. The boy lost his leg and mentor, after all. “Can we do something for you, Suzuya?”
“This wheelchair makes sees the screen very difficult,” Suzuya says. It’s true, though he couldn’t care less about presentations, and these investigators surely know that.
“Well, let’s see.” Yoshitoki waves Tanakamaru Mougan over. “You’re tall and strong. Lift Suzuya on your shoulders so he can see.”
Mougan chokes. “Uh – okay.”
Yoshitoki winks at Suzuya’s thrilled expression.
Maybe not all adults are bad. Suzuya smirks at Marude as Mougan hoists him onto his back.
“This is fun.”
“I’m glad,” Mougan says. Shinohara liked this kid, so now he and Kuriowa feel obligated to show him some compassion, some guidance.
“What is going on here?” Aura Kiyoko strides up, eyebrows raised. A blonde kid about Suzuya’s age trails behind her.
“I’m paying attention,” Suzuya tells her.
The blonde’s eyes widen. This is Suzuya Juuzou, the one who fought the One-Eyed Owl and lost his leg.
They call him weird, but Keijin Nakarai finds him intriguing.
When the presentation is done, Nakarai offers Suzuya another piggyback ride. “If you’ll let me ask you questions.”
“Of course!” Suzuya giggles and holds out his hands.