I request Yamori surviving his fight with Kaneki, coming back at some point and meeting Naki’s nine children. Also did Naki get sex Ed from Tsukiyama or something? Because last time I checked this cinnamon bun didn’t know how to write, never mind sex.

– Oh Tsukiyama 100% gave Naki sex ed. But the Gourmet probably used Touka and Kaneki as an example to lead into this discussion.

– this resulted in innocent Naki asking Touka about it and Miza nose bleeding, until pregnant Touka still beat Tsukiyama’s ass with her kagune.

– When he returns, Yamori is stunned to see Naki a) alive and b) married and c) married to Miza.

– Miza is not thrilled with Yamori – she never has been – but she accepts him for Naki’s sake.

– Naki tells Big Bro how he always buys presents on his kids’ birthdays for them ‘just like you did for me.’ Big Bro definitely doesn’t feel a lump in his throat, or a prickle in his eyes. Nope. Definitely not.

– He totally does.

– Yamori has fun play-wrestling with the brood, though he’s slightly unnerved by their cunning natures and sheer numbers advantage.

– The Nakimiza brood likes climbing “Mount Yamori.” This has resulted in many photos and videos that Miza savors. And distributes, to Yamori’s dismay.

Hello! May I request a headcanon about each of Naki and Miza’s wonderful children? (I would die for each of them!)

Shiroi – absolutely Kaneki Ichika’s best friend. Naki needs to be talked out of planning their future wedding.

Nagi – He’s a bit of a softie, yet very, very interested in battles.

Nage – He loves makeup and wants to manage his own cafe someday.

Mirei – She’s one of the voracious reader twins, and extremely outspoken.

Marin – the second of the voracious reader twins, she is shy and timid. Kaneki is her favorite uncle.

Zei – has inherited his father’s boundless energy. Ayato had to watch him for a day and, afterwards, swore off seeing any child for a week.

Sonki – thoughtful and mathmatically-inclined. He does his chores without being asked and gives himself “time-out” if he thinks he deserves it.

Yanagi – a mischievous child, he rarely sleeps through the night without escaping his crib at least once and causing Naki to panic.

Warai – loves food and sleep. Tsukiyama has plans to make her into a connoisseur.

Knowing that Naki and Miza fucked a ton (NINE FUCKIN KIDS IN SIX YEARS) can we have one of those times please?

Naki stumbles in the door to the apartment he’s going to share with Miza from now on. She’s in his arms, bridal-style, because he insisted. It’s their wedding, after all.

He lays Miza across the bed as his heart pounds. He’s, er, never done this before.

But Miza has. She smiles up at him. “Come here.”

Naki gasps as Miza slowly undresses his white suit, starting with his tie and ending with his boxers.

He pulls out her usual hairstyle, allowing hers to flow freely like a waterfall.

Miza grins cheekily as she guides Naki to unclasp her bra. But, to her surprise, Naki leans forward and bites off the clasp.

“Did you seriously just wreck my bra?”

“I heard it was hard to get off, so I thought ghoul teeth would help,” he says sheepishly.

“Who told you that?”

“Kaneki.” Naki looks proud.

Miza blanches. “That is not who I expected.” Shuu, perhaps, but Kaneki?

He squeals at the sight of her chest, and Miza is once more enraptured by his wonder.

For once, Big Bro doesn’t occupy his thoughts. Now it’s only Miza, as she guides his fingers and body in rhythm.

“This – this feels amazing!” he gasps.

“I know you do,” Miza teases.

“What if we do this forever – ah!” Naki reaches a fever of ecstasy he’s never known existed, and then he feels weak and out of breath.

“Well,” says Miza, enjoying his enjoyment, “now that we’re married, we can.”

THE ASK BOX IS BACK HOLY SHIT EXCUSE MY FRECNH!!!! How are you sweetie?? I hope you’re doing well! That Nakimiza pregnant domestic thing got me wondering if you could do a scenario where heavily pregnant Miza being a very busy, do-as-much-as-possible, active go-getting momma-to-be, and Naki is extremely overprotective?

I’m good; how are you???

“Miza, please be careful!” Naki hovers over his wife, whose stomach looks like a bubble – a very breakable bubble – ready to burst.

“Naki, I am careful.” Miza has already connected her Three Blades to the floor for extra balance as she teeters atop a ladder. She’s painting baby animals on the ceiling of their future child’s nursery.

“Let me do it,” Naki begs.

“Naki, you suck at art.”

“Then let me hold you at least.”

Miza sighs. “And I’ll, what, stand on your head? If you want to be helpful, hand me different painting colors when I ask. And keep me company.”

She grins as he nods with eagerness.

“Okay!” Naki kisses her stomach. “I’ll keep both of you company.”

Y’all know whats underrated? Nakimiza. Can we have some domestic pregnancy headcanons?

I AM SO GLAD NAKI IS ALIVE

– Naki is the anxious one. “Miza, what do you need? Coffee?”

– Grumpy Miza: “caffeine is bad for the baby.”

– Naki: OMG OH NO I AM SO SORRY I AM GOING TO BE THE WORST FATHER EVER OMG OMG OMG

– Miza: *now I have to care for two toddlers* *pats Naki’s head*

– They both probably cry the first time their kid moves

– He’ll carry her around constantly. “Naki, I can walk!” “I know, but you shouldn’t have to.”

– They’ll stay up until the wee hours of the mourning, discussing names, what type of kagune they’ll have, fears for the cruel world and hopes that their kid will have everything they never had. Especially reading, for Naki.

– Naki is mildly nervous the kid will think he’s dumb, but Miza reassures him they will love him no matter what.

what types of kissers are aogiri? (eg [on an average kiss] very full on, sensual, soft, intense, etc etc)

😉

Yoshimura Eto – is it possible to be both sensual, teasing, and yet so hardcore her partner is left breathless? Yes, it is, but only with Eto.

Tatara – A romantic kisser. Swept up in his arms, first with his lips and then with his tongue. Your mouth will be sore afterwards.

Yamori – There will be biting involved, because Yamori is ravenous for love.

Kirishima Ayato – He’s as blunt and tempestuous as his personality.

Naki – He’s a soft, anxious kisser.

Kusakari Miza – Full-blown passion. She holds nothing back.

Takizawa Seidou – He’s a sloppy, wet kisser, because kissing totally undoes him.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Her kisses are firm, closed-mouthed, and carefully timed.

Naki and Miza’s daughter playing princess games with Uncles Shousei and Hooguro. But! Plot Twist! Shousei is the Princess that needs to be saved from the evil dragon, Hooguro, and nakimiza baby is the handsome Prince coming to save her!

Miza and Naki saunter in their front door, only to halt immediately.

“What…” Miza tries not to laugh. Naki is not so successful, as he immediately doubles over.

“What?” Shousei fluffs his hair around the tiara on his head. He wipes a delicate finger across his brow. “Save me, my handsome Prince!”

“I will!” giggles Naki and Miza’s daughter, lifting her styrofoam sword.

“I will never let you,” grows Hooguro, scampering over the floor like a dog. “Rawr! Feel my flames!”

“I’m a ghoul and I regenerate!” Their daughter stomps her foot and taps Hooguro on his shoulder with her sword.

He cries out and collapses. The little girl whirls around to grab Shousei’s hands. “I have saved you, princess!”

“My love!” Shousei clutches his heart.

“My love!” Naki cries then, grabbing Miza and kissing her with one arm, while his other arm encircles his beloved, brilliant daughter.

A thing: what if Naki takes Miza’s surname because he doesn’t have one?

Can this be canon?

“I now present, Miza and Naki Kusakari,” Kaneki announces as he closes the ceremony.

“Kusakari?” Ayato frowns.

“Naki doesn’t have last name,” Hinami hisses back.

“Hmmph. Well, I think Naki Kusakari sounds nice,” Ayato says stiffly to hide the burning in his eyes.

“You may now kiss,” Kaneki adds.

Naki’s face sparkles as he takes Miza in his arms and kisses her with all the passion he has ever felt.

Part two of that adorable Nakimiza thing please!! (with maybe a lot of crying and Hooguro and Shousei?)

Naki scoops Miza up in his arms, squeezing her tighter and tighter with excitement. “I love you so much.”

“Is Boss crying?” Hooguro blinks.

“Shut up,” hisses Shousei, wiping his own eyes. “I’ve been waiting years for this.”

Miza draws Naki’s chin closer to her. She kisses his plump lips, whispering, “I couldn’t love you more.”

“I will be the best husband in the world,” Naki promises her.

“You’re already enough, Naki,” she assures him, dabbing his tears away with her lips.

“We’re going to live. And we’re going to get through this,” Naki says. His voice rises. “And then we’re going to have a wedding that puts Kaneki and Touka’s to shame!”

“And they’ll be there for it, both of them,” Miza agrees.

Hooguro and Shousei cheer as their eyes moisten. Even when things suck, there can be hope in this world. Naki and Miza are proof.

Naki survives and then Miza decides fuck it and asks him to marry her while her face is more pink than her hair

“You scared me!” Miza swats at Naki as soon as his eyes flicker open. He still lies on the damp concrete, among the corpses of the 24th ward.

Naki blinks at her, confused. She’s mad? No, she’s smiling and crying.

“I’m so glad, Naki, I’m so glad you’re here,” she says, over and over and over again.

“Big Brother would want me to stay with you,” he says dreamily.

“Naki.” Miza blushes. Her face turns the exact color of her hair. “Fuck it. Marry me.”

“For real?” Naki sits up, suddenly revitalized.

“Yes!” Miza dives forward and sinks her teeth into Naki’s shoulder. She feels his teeth inside her, too.

She can tell him about Dragon and Kaneki later. Right now, she is marrying the ghoul she loves.