Since there’s a thunderstorm happening where I am today, could I request michizurou and the Suzuya Squad to comfort Mizuki during a thunderstorm please?

<3 ❤ ❤ Based on Characters from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.” 

Mizuki squeaks as lightning flashes outside her window. “It sounds so angry!”

“It’s okay,” Michiko assures her daughter. “It can’t hurt you.”

Thunder claps down upon them, and Mizurou winces.

“It hurts my ears!” Mizuki claps her hands over her ears.

“I know, sweetie.” Mizurou wraps his arms around her. “I’ll text and ask if any of our Uncles have earplugs.”

A minute and two more thunder crashes later, Mikage soars into Mizuki’s room. “I have earplugs!”

He’s so proud of himself. Best Uncle Points for earplugs? Amazing.

“I hate thunder too,” Hanbee says from behind Mikage. “I know how you feel, Mizuki.”

“You do?” She sniffles. “But you’re so brave, Uncle Hanbee.”

Mikage narrows his eyes. Oh, so now empathy matters more than earplugs? 

“I actually like thunder,” sings Suzuya as he saunters in. “It’s exciting. Think of it as the sky having a tantrum.” 

“It’s actually a problem with the expansion of air in clouds,” Keijin says, squeezing his way in with a brand new science book for kids. He’s been holding onto this book, waiting for this moment, to be the best Uncle. “Wanna read?”

Mizuki nods eagerly.

“Can we take turns?” Mikage asks desperately.

Michiko winks at Mizurou. Indeed, the Uncles are falling over themselves to win over their daughter.

Good. She deserves the best. 

Since it’s Mizurou’s birthday, I’d love to see how Mizuki, Michiko, Mayuzumi, and the Suzuya Squad help him celebrate!

Based on characters from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– If Squad Suzuya doesn’t buy him a beef steak for his dinner, they should all be fired.

– So of course they will.

– Hanbee will compose a poem to tell him how much he means to him. 

– Suzuya will buy him candy.

– Mikage will give him his horoscope.

– Keijin will congratulate him on not dying this year, and then give him a new comic book.

– Mizuki insists on baking Daddy’s birthday cake.

– Michiko, after helping Mizuki bake, probably has something special planned for night time. 😉 

– Mayazumi insists they have a surprise party for him. He will do the makeup.

S3 headcanons with their kids ?

Suzuya Juuzou

– is very indulgent of his kid’s fondness for sweets.

– tries to follow Mr. Shinohara’s model with him, and as a result, his kid grows up calling Mrs. Shinohara “Grandma.”

– Always energetic and willing to try whatever craziness his child has concocted.

Hanbee Abara 

– Sometimes he wonders if his hyper, mischievous child deliberately torments him.

– Will cry if he can’t find his child for 0.5 seconds. 

– Loves giving his child “airplane” rides on his impressively tall shoulders.

Mizurou Tamaki

– He is determined to impress upon his child a sense of true humor.

– loves coloring with his kid, and ‘cooking.’ Usually that means both of them need to shower off the flour, sauce, and water else they’ve spilled on themselves.

– All in all, a very easygoing, fun dad.

Keijin Nakarai

– buys his kid all the pets.

– will probably tear up at every developmental milestone.

– takes parenting very seriously. He and Mizurou often meet up to balance each other out with their different perspectives.

Miyuki Mikage 

– His kids are raised on Star Wars and Star Trek.

– His partner managed to convince him to wait to show them The X Files until they are much older. 

– Loves playing dress-up with his kids. A villain? A princess? An ALIEN? He’ll play them all. Even a villainous alien princess. 

Do you think the juuzou is organized or does it make everything a messy? Well I always thought he is mess and hanbee and the others have to clean everything hehe

I think everything is a giant mess for Juuzou. And sticky with melted candy, so at least his office and room smell sweet. 

Sometimes his candy wrappers attract ants. He watches them, fascinated, and even names a few.

Then Hanbee walks in, screams, and leaps into Suzuya’s strong arms.

They then call in the cleaning squad (Miyuki and Keijin) to do a thorough scourge. 

Squads 0 and S3 versus bras? I had this idea last night at four it’s weird. Thanks

Oh. Oh dear.

Squad Zero

Arima Kishou – I’ve seen kagunes less complicated. NO ONE CAN KNOW THAT THE WEAKNESS OF ARIMA KISHOU IS A BRA.

Hairu Ihei: I hate this contraption. Sports bras all the way. 

Ui Koori: his entire vision goes red with embarrassment and he forgets there’s a bra in the first place.

Take Hirako: Insists his partner not move until he can figure out how to unbutton it. When they suggest they can just pull it off, he’s offended. He wants to learn, dammit.

Squad Three

Suzuya Juuzou: He knows exactly how it works and how to remove it. 

Keijin Nakarai: smoothly tugs the bra over his partner’s head instead of unfastening it.

Mizurou Tamaki: Mizurou vs. bra is a gigglefest that no one in S3 Squad avoided hearing.

Miyuki Mikage: what sort of satanic aliens designed this? 

Hanbee Abara: he melts as soon as he sees a bra. 

Mizuki requests the suzuya squad to scout for monsters under her bed.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.” 

– Suzuya: brings Jason along to “comfort” Mizuki, who is worried about the monsters getting him.

– Hanbee: his strategy is to fit himself under the bed and convince her that if he can fit, nothing else can. Hence, no monster.

– Miyuki: you really should think about aliens under your bed instead. But friendly ones! 

– Keijin: dresses up as a monster to have Mizurou and Michiko chase it out.

Since I love angst and things that destroy people… Juuzou struggling with bulimia/disordered eating?? Since it’s so triggering, feel free to decline writing it!!

TW for eating disorders. 

I highly recommend getting help and talking to people about it if you have one, as we will see in this scenario. Also, you’re not alone. I promise. ❤ 

Suzuya can’t believe he’s doing this again, so he ignores that he is. 

But sometimes, he likes to starve himself. Especially when he’s reminded of Mr. Shinohara, or he sees Marude and the others who’ve mocked him, because maybe if he’s thin enough he’ll disappear from their snotty gaze.

Sometimes he doesn’t feel good enough. So he eats all the sweets everyone brings him, and then he pukes it up. There’s a satisfaction with the dizziness he experiences afterwards.

He staggers out of the bathroom stall to see Keijin Nakarai against the wall, arms crossed.

“Hey,” he rasps.

“Sick again?” Mizurou Tamaki sits by the sinks, and Hanbee leans against the door. Miyuki Mikage stands in the middle.

“Yes,” Suzuya says softly.

“Look, Suzuya, you’re my squad leader. And I love you. But I’m worried,” says Keijin.

“You always do this when you’re stressed out. The gorging yourself and vomiting,” Mikage says. “I’ve been keeping track.”

Suzuya pales. “No.”

“My sister has bulimia,” says Mizurou, swinging his feet. “It’s always worse when she’s stressed, too.”

“I don’t have that,” Suzuya says angrily. “That’s for girls.”

“You can be any gender and have an eating disorder,” Hanbee says with a sad laugh. “I used to be anorexic. I thought I could make myself shorter that way.”

“Wait, really?” Keijin chokes back a laugh.

“Suzuya, we love you.” Mikage steps forward. “Let us help you.”

Suzuya’s eyes fill. “I don’t even know where to begin.”

“We’ll help you with that, too. First step is us supporting you.” Keijin wraps an arm around his squad leader. “And walking out that door.”  

Mizuki hosts a ‘Star Wars’ themed tea party and makes Nakarai, Hanbee, Juuzou, Mikage and probably Mizurou all dress up as characters!

Oh, she does.

from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Mizuki is Rey. 

– Suzuya is his favorite Princess Leia, Hanbee is Chewbacca, Nakarai is Darth Vader, Mikage is Kylo Ren, and Mizurou is Han Solo.

– Michiko dresses as Padmé.

– Hanbee styles Suzuya’s hair into twin buns, and Mizuki’s hair into Rey’s three buns.

– The tea party includes lightsaber duels with Nakarai and Mikage, obviously. 

– Mizuki slips an ice cube into Mizurou’s tea as a homage to being frozen.

– All her stuffed porgs and Ewoks are also present. 

Maybe some Mizurou/Keijin fluff~? Double date with SuzuHan, maybe?? Or am I deluding myself?

I could get behind this ship. 😀

-Mizurou once bought Keijin a parrot. He was generously allowed to name it Beefy.

– when Keijin gets drunk or even just overtired “sleep drunk,” he gets very whiny and clingy. He will whimper in Mizurou’s ear until Mizurou put shim to bed, like a responsible adult. 

– Suzuya and Mizurou set up the double date, but Hanbee figured out the plan. Keijin was totally oblivious until they went on it, but fortunately he was enthusiastic. 

– It involves an aquarium, the “zoo of the sea.”

– There they discover Hanbee is afraid of sharks, Suzuya is fascinated by octopi, and Keijin can name all the different species of jellyfish known to man. Mizurou finds this very attractive.

– Unfortunately, Suzuya now wants an electric eel. 

– But it’s Mizurou they have to stop from jumping in to see the penguins. He then compares the yellow fuzz of the rock-hoppers to Keijin’s hair. Keijin is not impressed. 

– They then realize Suzuya has never seen Finding Nemo and immediately take him home to watch it. They invite Mikage, who claims he has an invisible alien girlfriend with him, and settle down to watch.

– They are all crying messes.