Washuu-Furuta Souta has never expected heaven, so it’s fitting that Kanou has given him an escape after 179. A travel to another world, a world he’s loved reading about. 

The World of Hunter x Hunter. 

The Black Whale, to be precise. 

This is a summary of what ensued: 

Hisoka: *annoyed at being found* Who are you?

Furuta: *cackles behind mask* Souta the Clown!

Hisoka: *curious and horny* Mmmhmmm. Tell me more. 

Furuta: I’m you, but with black hair and better style. You could almost say I’m what would happen if a writer decided to mix you and Illumi.

Hisoka: *evil grin* I like mixing with Illumi, too…

Illumi: *appears* who is this? 

Furuta: Washuu Kichimura, of the powerful Washuu clan. *pulls off mask, winks*

Hisoka: Wait…

Illumi: Who?

Furuta: You know what you do if you obsessively love a sibling? Kill them, or imprison them because they’re yours. Make them part of your ultimate plan!

Illumi: KILLING FAMILY IS FORBIDDEN –

Chrollo: *enters room* What is this noise – *grabs nen book* Hisoka!

Furuta: Calm down, drama queen. Hisoka’s sly and all, but he only duped one group. I duped, like, four and destroyed my whole society. My name is Furuta Nimura. I’m pretty strong too. Let me fight you. 

Chrollo: *in disbelief* How are there two of them…

Kurapika: *enters* I heard there’s a commotion – FUCKING SPIDERS! Emperor Time! *eyes turn scarlet, holds Chain Jail*

Chrollo: *points to door* Why is he here. 

Furuta: *activates kakugan* ‘Sup. The name’s Washuu-Furuta Souta. 

Kurapika: *taken aback by red iris* W-wait – a-are you a K-kurta? 

Furuta: Nah but I know what it’s like to be hunted for being different. Though I’m usually hunted for my kagune, not my eyes. See? *whips out toothy kagune, kisses it, licks it in sensual slow-motion*

Hisoka: *glides over to pole-dance against the kagune* Is this your nen? I love it. I want it. Let’s kill each other. 

Furuta: *beams* I want to dominate you. 

Illumi: *bloodlust* HE IS MY FIANCE! 

Chrollo: X-X I’m going to vomit.

Kurapika: Me too. Wait, did I agree with you? 

Furuta: I don’t know, did you? Did you now? Is everything you ever knew a lie? Would you have the power to break free of your societal chains? WHO CAN TELL?!

Chrollo: *dead inside* what…

Illumi: *bitter* do you…

Kurapika: *weak voice* want?

Furuta: *strikes dramatic pose* SUPER PEACE!  *gets caught in bungee gum* Hey Hisoka, my kagune has the properties of muscles and liquids…