Mizuki hosts a ‘Star Wars’ themed tea party and makes Nakarai, Hanbee, Juuzou, Mikage and probably Mizurou all dress up as characters!

Oh, she does.

from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Mizuki is Rey.

– Suzuya is his favorite Princess Leia, Hanbee is Chewbacca, Nakarai is Darth Vader, Mikage is Kylo Ren, and Mizurou is Han Solo.

– Michiko dresses as Padmé.

– Hanbee styles Suzuya’s hair into twin buns, and Mizuki’s hair into Rey’s three buns.

– The tea party includes lightsaber duels with Nakarai and Mikage, obviously.

– Mizuki slips an ice cube into Mizurou’s tea as a homage to being frozen.

– All her stuffed porgs and Ewoks are also present.

Maybe some Mizurou/Keijin fluff~? Double date with SuzuHan, maybe?? Or am I deluding myself?

I could get behind this ship. 😀

-Mizurou once bought Keijin a parrot. He was generously allowed to name it Beefy.

– when Keijin gets drunk or even just overtired “sleep drunk,” he gets very whiny and clingy. He will whimper in Mizurou’s ear until Mizurou put shim to bed, like a responsible adult.

– Suzuya and Mizurou set up the double date, but Hanbee figured out the plan. Keijin was totally oblivious until they went on it, but fortunately he was enthusiastic.

– It involves an aquarium, the “zoo of the sea.”

– There they discover Hanbee is afraid of sharks, Suzuya is fascinated by octopi, and Keijin can name all the different species of jellyfish known to man. Mizurou finds this very attractive.

– Unfortunately, Suzuya now wants an electric eel.

– But it’s Mizurou they have to stop from jumping in to see the penguins. He then compares the yellow fuzz of the rock-hoppers to Keijin’s hair. Keijin is not impressed.

– They then realize Suzuya has never seen Finding Nemo and immediately take him home to watch it. They invite Mikage, who claims he has an invisible alien girlfriend with him, and settle down to watch.

– They are all crying messes.

PST uh can I get some Nakarai Nsfw Headcannons? If that’s cool with you my dude

– Nakarai is quick to jump into nsfw activities. He’s never really seen the point of waiting, and it’s how he likes to express his affection.

– He’d be thrilled if his s/o tried to dominate him

– lingerie is a hell yes, regardless of gender. He loves it on his s/o and on himself.

– He’s pretty adventurous and fond of toys.

– One night he will tell you he wants to marry you during sex. He will mean it, too.

– He really likes going down on his partner, but is less thrilled about them going down on himself due to being self-conscious about his body.

– This self-consciousness stems from the fact that he is slightly…smaller than average. Though he’s still skilled enough to leave his partner breathless, and they certainly don’t see him as lacking.

– he’s a fast lover, and capable of lovemaking over and over and over again in one night.

juuzou ,hanbee, nakari and mikage and their adventures in babysitting mizuki

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Juuzou is the fun uncle. He constantly supplies candy and thrills for his niece.

– Hanbee is the cautious adult. The day he found Juuzou and Mizuki climbing twenty feet up a tree, he cried. From fear.

– Nakarai has given Mizuki a profound interest in birds, and he’s quite proud of himself for this.

– Mikage loves to help Mizuki stay up past her bedtime to go stargazing.

– They are all fond of playing tea party with her.

– Mizuki often begs Juuzou to put makeup on her and style her hair, because he’s quite skilled at it.

– Hanbee is good for very, very tall piggyback rides.

– Nakarai likes playing dolls with Mizuki, but he pretends he doesn’t.

– Mikage has gotten Mizuki addicted to Star Wars from infancy.

mizuki (michizurou child) first words are ‘beef’ and while mizurou and the rest of the suzuya squad find it funny while michiko is horrified

This is beautiful. Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Mizuki giggles. Her eyes brighten as Mizurou spins into the kitchen, where Michiko is cooking dinner.

“Is that beef I smell?”

“Beef,” giggles Mizuki.

Mizurou nearly drops her. Michiko screeches.

“She talked!” Mizurou pulls Michiko closer and dances with his family.

“Huh? What happened?” Suzuya and the rest of his squad appear.

“Mizuki said her first word, and what a word it was,” Mizurou says proudly.

“Ooh, what was it?” Hanbee grins.

“Beef.”

Keijin doubles over laughing, Suzuya shrieks, and Miyuki shakes his head in amusement. “Only your child, Mizurou.”

Michiko groans. “I can’t believe we’ve brainwashed our child already. It couldn’t be ‘mommy’ or ‘daddy’ or anything normal, could it?”

“Nope, and you know you love that,” Mizurou says.

“I do,” Michiko concedes, pecking her husband on his cheek as Suzuya vows to make sure Mizuki’s second word is candy.

Suzuya Squad members as classmates, Shinohara as their teacher maybe (? I need something funny besides all the tragedy ;-;

“Suzuya, you don’t need to threaten Seidou with needles. Frankly, I’m surprised we don’t have a policy against those.” Mr. Shinohara sighs.

“Okay.” Suzuya giggles. He always sits in the front row, eager to answer questions, even though he’s distractible and occasionally attacks the other students.

Mizurou Tamaki smiles up at Shinohara. He’s a mischievous one, always passing notes to Suzuya and Miyuki Mikage.

Mikage, however, never pays attention. He doodles constellations and looks up his horoscope in class.

Now Mizurou slips a note to Keijin Nakarai, who responds with a glare. Nakarai wouldn’t dare disrespect Shinohara to his face.

And then there’s Hanbee Abara, Suzuya’s best friend and enabler. He sneaks Suzuya pudding, and in return, Suzuya helps coach him how to answer questions in class without freezing up.

Shinohara breaks out into a smile. He loves these kids and their ridiculous idiosyncrasies.

“Take your seats. We have a pop quiz!” Mr. Shinohara announces.

Suzuya groans, Nakarai pales, and Mikage shrugs his shoulders, as if to say well I’m not passing, so I don’t care.

But Suzuya will try his best, Shinohara knows. Even if he doesn’t know the math, he’ll find some unique way to figure it out.

He loves these kids like his children.

I FREAKING LOVE SUZUYA SCENARIOS HELP Please Bless me with a christmas one where all the Suzuya Squad members celebrate together like a real family

❤ ❤ ❤

“Hanbee, can you straighten the star?” asks Keijin. “You’re the only one tall enough.”

Hanbee sighs, but rises from his position on their couch besides Suzuya. He reaches up to adjust the crooked, rainbowed star. “There.”

“Yay!” Suzuya claps his hands. “Is it present time yet?”

“Yes, it’s present time.” Mizurou agrees.

“I’ll play Santa!” Suzuya swipes Mikage’s fuzzy red and white stocking off his head.

“Hey!” cries Mikage, but he’s laughing to show he doesn’t really mind.

“This is for Hanbee.” Suzuya hands his best friend a small box. “From me!”

“And to Mikage, from Keijin.” A large, heavy package nearly topples Mikage.

“And Keijin, from Mizurou.” A tall, heavy box.

“To Mizurou, from Mikage.” A small, light wrapping.

“And to me, from Hanbee!” Suzuya crows, looking at the large box peppered with holes.

“One – two – three – go!”

Wrapping paper flies everywhere as the young men tear into their presents.

Hanbee leaps a mile at the Jack-in-the-box. “Suzuya! You would.”

“An astronomy encyclopedia? This is phenomenal,” gasps Mikage.

Keijin beams at his small falcon statue. “I love it, Mizurou.”

“Good.” Mizurou waves tickets to the next gaming convention. “Mikage, you’re the best.”

“Suzuya?” Keijin leans forward with anticipation.

Suzuya stares down into the box. A squeak emanates from his lips. “Hanbee!”

He bends down to lift out a snowy white kitten with red eyes.

“It’s a Suzuya cat!” offers Hanbee. “Also albino.”

“I love it!” Suzuya shrieks as the cat buries its face in his shoulder. “I love it! It’s so cute! Oh my goodness!”

“What will you name it?” asks Mikage.

“Mischief,” says Suzuya, stroking it with tears in his eyes.

What the TG characters want for Christmas

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – to be safe

Nagachika Hideyoshi – to see Kaneki again

Yoshimura Kuzen – Eto’s forgiveness

Kamishiro Rize – freedom and food

Kirishima Touka – Kaneki to be free of the worm

Koma Enji – to be alive

Irimi Kaya – a puppy

Yomo Renji – His niece and nephew safe

Kosaka Yoriko – To see Touka again

Hinami Feuguchi – for everyone she loves to be happy

Nishiki Nishio – to kiss Kimi

Nishino Kimi – a world where ghouls and humans live in harmony

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – A taste of Kaneki

Karren von Rosewald – Tsukiyama’s love

Matsumae – the family’s safety

Mirumo – his son’s happiness

Chie Hori – another camera

Clowns

Uta – eyeball snacks. Maybe a kiss from Yomo.

Itori – blood wine!

Hoito Roma – to belong

Nimura Furuta – his father’s approval

Rio/Shikorae – his brother

Nico – makeup

Donato Porpora – a reunion with Amon

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Hinami’s coffee. Maybe Hinami.

Yamori – kagune pliers

Tatara – Houji’s head, but really his siblings back

Yoshimura Eto – the world’s obedience

Noro – life

Miza Kusakari – nothing bad to happen anymore

Naki – to see Yamori again

Hakatori – a new quinque

Banjou Kazuichi – a hug

CCG

Amon Koutarou – to be a good person

Takizawa Seidou – to be human again

Mado Akira – internal peace

Houji Kousuke – a break from murder investigators

Mado Kureo – to kill the one-eyed owl and make their kagune into his quinque

Marude Itsuki – assurance that Yoshitoki was actually his friend

Washuu Yoshitoki – a vacation

Washuu Matsuri – Urie

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – nothing good.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Yoriko’s cooking

Kuriowa Iwao – his son’s happiness

Aura Kiyoko – Aura to calm down

Tanakamaru Mougan – hairspray

Shinohara Yukinori – to see his family again

Itou Kuramoto – a practical joke book

Kurona Yasuhisa – Shiro

Hajime Hazuki – to be a renowned badass

Mayazumi – eyebrow liner

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Arima’s smile

Arima Kishou – atonement

Ui Koori – Hairu resurrected

Take Hirako – Shio and Rikai’s resurrection

Arima Yusa – a peaceful world

Ihei Shio – a pet reindeer

Souza Rikai – flowers

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Mr. Shinohara to awaken

Keijin Nakarai – recognition

Hanbee Abara – to marry Suzuya

Miyuki Mikage – an alien encounter

Mizurou Tamaki – a girlfriend

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – no one dying anymore

Shirazu Ginshi – Haru’s healing

Urie Kuki – Mutsuki’s safety

Mutsuki Tooru – to be safe and happy

Hsaio Ching-Li – Saiko’s affection

Aura Shinsanpei – Kaneki’s head, or his aunt’s approval

Higemaru Touma – to save the world

would you fuck your clone tg re edition

Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.

Kamishiro Rize – Yes please.

Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki.

Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!

Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?

Yomo Renji – No way.

Kosaka Yoriko – No?

Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…

Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.

Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science.

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself.

Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.

Matsumae – Nah.

Mirumo – 100x yes.

Chie Hori – No.

Clowns

Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone.

Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot.

Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously

Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes.

Rio/Shikorae – ?!

Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…

Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this

Tatara – What is wrong with you people

Yoshimura Eto – Never say never

Noro – Why am I alive.

Miza Kusakari – Yep.

Naki – Huh?

Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably

Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function

Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself.

Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul.

Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell.

Marude Itsuki – Hell no.

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes.

Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie.

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?

Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.

Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response.

Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish.

Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes.

Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Probably

Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?

Ui Koori – It’s unethical.

Take Hirako – Who can say?

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?

Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me.

Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.

Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES.

Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly.

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course.

Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this?

Urie Kuki – indubitably.

Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦

Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.

Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes.

Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.

Everyone’s reaction at Suzuya saying fuck ???

Kaneki/Sasaki: You – You shouldn’t – s-s-s-ay that…Hahaha…Uh…Help.

Mutsuki: *scared*

Urie: *stunned silence*

Shirazu: *chokes*

Saiko: Hey fucker, wanna fucking go? I fucking love it.

Hanbee: *turns bright red, gets very antsy*

Keijin: *impressed* *makes a mental note that swearing may be okay in front of his squad leader*

Mizurou: OMFG

Mikage: the constellations have aligned. The planets have united as one. The world is ending and it is beautiful.

Shinohara: Suzuya, sometimes that word upsets people. I’ve found it helpful to try saying what is making you so angry, rather than saying that word.