Hakatori gets to know the Qs. Higetori.

“Hi.” Hakatori waves at the Quinx, who are gathered in the living room to the Chateau. Plus Kaneki Ken and Touka Kirishima. “Well, I know you two already.”

“But you don’t know meeeeeee.” Saiko rolls over to her. “Hi, I’m Saiko, and I have an awesome rinkaku.” In less than five seconds, she has molded her kagune into a skeleton.

“That’s amazing.” Hakatori gasps.

“I’m Hsaio.” A dark-haired girl smiles tentatively at her.

“The half-human.” Hakatori nods.

“I’m Aura.” A figure half-waves from the corner.

“He’s a grumps,” Higemaru whispers. She giggles.

“What’d you say?” Aura demands.

“Nothing untrue,” Hakatori replies with a gleam in her eyes.

“We’ve kinda met.” Mutsuki waves from the couch, where he snuggles against Urie.

“Well, I got to take on at least one Quinx bikaku now.” Hakatori grins at Higemaru. “But I’m always up for another.”

Mutsuki snorts. “I can mold mine too.”

“Wait, really? Teach me!” She looks thrilled. “Wait, teach both me and Hige.”

Higemaru grins. “We’ll be the bikaku terrors.”

“I’m already terrified,” Urie mutters as Higemaru pecks Hakatori on the lips in front of them all.

“Let’s spar together!” Higemaru wraps his arms around Hakatori. “Please?”

“If only to get you two off each other,” Touka teases.

“I can handle it.” Mutsuki waves his hand. “Saiko, help me teach them the art of kagune manipulation.”

At the end of the day, Hakatori has pinned Urie to the floor, Touka has Aura on his knees, Hsaio, Higemaru, and Mutsuki are at a standstill, and Kaneki has given up against Saiko, because she made her kagune into Haise Sasaki and he can’t stop laughing.

“Your family is wonderful,” Hakatori says, leaning over to whisper in Higemaru’s ear.

crack head cannon (takes place after the conference for stopping kaneki and everyone is kinda just mulling around): touka is sitting quietly, sipping on decaf coffee when 3 nameless ccg start harassing her. She ignores them and tries to shoo them away with “i have a husband” but they get cocky and insult him while asking where he is. Her answer: pointing out the nearest window at kaneki wrapped around a building and muttered something about how much of a dumbass he is. They get scared and leave

Okay but this is awesome.

Content note for sexual harassment.

“Hey, cutie.” A CCG official sidles up to the Rabbit ghoul, who’s sipping decaf coffee with a gloomy look on her pretty face. “You should smile more.”

Akira Mado glances up from behind the pretty ghoul, eyes blazing.

That goddamn feminist traitor is offended over a ghoul now? Apparently so. “Say what?”

“I just mean she’s really pretty,” he says quickly.

“Thanks.” The rabbit doesn’t even glance at him.

He feels aggravated. Doesn’t she know she’s in CCG, on his hospitality?

“You hardly look like the ghoul I expected,” he tries again.

“Oh, you were expecting monsters?” challenges Miza of the Three Blades. God, why are there so many women here? He just wants to talk to the pretty one.

“No, but I wasn’t expecting someone so beautiful.”

The rabbit looks up in exasperation. “I have a husband.”

“Who doesn’t even have the balls to stick by his wife in hostile territory?” scoffs the man. “I wouldn’t leave you, sweetie.”

“He’s preoccupied.” Touka points towards the writhing dragon outside. “That’s him. He’s a fucking dumbass with great balls, thank you very much, goodbye.”

The man’s eyes widen. Kaneki Ken is married to the rabbit? What the hell?

He scuttles away. Maybe Kaneki will die or something.

Hopefully he won’t eat him. The man gulps.

“Maybe we’ll get lucky and Kaneki will eat a few misogynists,” Akira says dryly. Touka and Miza snicker.

In this situation, they all need humor.

You know since Hinami want Kaneki to acknowledge her growth and important in her life. Can you created a scenario where Kaneki say all of this to her but at first she thought it was Ayato that and surprise when she look behind

Hinami gazes at the cement warehouse before them. It’s a simple design, abandoned long ago by its proper use.

And now it is swarming with V agents.

CCG and Goat members surround her. For another day, they will be led by Kaneki and Marude, fighting against the organization that sought to divide them.

Someone’s boots crunch the soil behind her. Their voice is muffled.

“Hinami, before we go in there…before we face V, I just want to tell you. I think you’ve grown so much as a person since your parents died. I think your parents would be proud of you. I know they would.”

HInami’s heart swells. “Thank you, Ayato.” She turns around, blushing, only to freeze when she sees Kaneki himself.

“Hi,” he says.

“Hi.” She throws her arms around him. Someone other than Ayato loves her? “Onii-chan…we began this journey together, remember?”

Kaneki nods.

“I’m glad you remember me…and I’m happy for you and Touka, I really am.” She smiles up at him, tears in her eyes. “So, in the words of my Mom…live.”

Some TG Characters in a Yakuza AU headcanons?

Okay tbh I’m not super familiar with the Yakuza, so if anything is inaccurate or comes across superficial I apologize!

– Furuta is still playing the Yakuza, just like he’s played everyone else.

– Kaneki is an ex-member who starts his own yakuza-like organization to fight back against some of the more seedy undertones, like human trafficking (Rize, Arima, and many of the Garden kids probably fit into this category).

– Gradually, Touka, a yakuza who is also member of the burakumin, convinces Kaneki he should also advocate against the discrimination groups like the burakumin receive. Kaneki’s goal becomes to reinvent the yakuza as the honorable and helpful organization he believes they can be.

– Ayato definitely used to be in the most violent branch, led by Eto, but is now in Kaneki’s branch.

– Uta and the clowns kinda stick on the periphery of the criminal underworld. They’re not members of the Yakuza, but they usually interact with their members.

– During Furuta’s gang war against Kaneki’s branch, the Oggai are just neighborhood kids Furuta groomed. 😦

– The Tsukiyama family definitely funds much of the Yakuza activities. However, Mirumo also made his fortune off these activities in the past.

Oneshot!Kaneki, TG!Touka and Hide (you can choose if you want an alternative oneshot version or the classic version) in high school as friends

– Hide’s the sunshine boy, but he and Oneshot!Kaneki became friends precisely because Kaneki didn’t like him. Hide just wore Kaneki down until Kaneki realized he missed Hide’s presence.

– Touka was once given detention for trying to punch another student. Hide and Kaneki arranged a plan for her to escape the detention room through the window, go get cake form the nearby bakery, and return in time.

– Hide loves passing notes. It annoys Touka, but she also likes breaking the rules. Kaneki hates it, but he’ll read them for his friends.

– They went to prom as a three-membered date. It was Hide’s idea, and Kaneki was quite enthusiastic. Touka was over the idea of prom, but she agreed for her friends.

– Oneshot! Kaneki can actually out-dance Hide, once he moves past his self-consciousness.

– Hide tried to lift Touka and dropped her instead. Oneshot!Neki caught her (or did she catch him? It’s unclear). And that’s how he won the Great Prom Dance-Off.

So I’ve been feeling like absolute shit so I need me some real good hidekane (kuroneki) fluff please

Awwww I’m sorry. ❤ ❤ ❤ Hope this helps.

“Kaneki, let’s go out. I won’t leave until you agree!” begs Hide, blocking Kaneki’s path to class.

“I’m going to be late to Russian lit,” Kaneki says urgently.

“Dude, you’ve been skipping every class.” Hide shrugs. “In fact, you’ve been skipping so much you missed our professor’s announcement that today is cancelled.”

“Really?” Kaneki brightens.

“Yes. Now come have fun with me!” Hide drags Kaneki away from the building.

Half an hour later, they’re in a coffee shop sipping coffee.

“Wow, you’re up to black coffee,” Hide says in admiration. His latte is saturated in sugar.

Kaneki grins. “I guess I’ll never drive sugar and cream from you.”

“It’s not cream. It’s milk. It’s healthy!” Hide bangs the table. “I’m a growing boy.”

Kaneki laughs despite himself. He really needs to hang out with Hide more often. Hide does make him happy, despite his fears that Hide will find out.

“Let’s go to a bookstore. I want more comics.” Hide leaps to his feet as soon as they finish their coffee. His fingers brush Kaneki’s and Kaneki misses their warmth.

He dares to grab Hide’s hand. Fear immediately swamps him – what will Hide think?

Hide smiles back, clasping his hand in both of his. “You never have to fear me, Kaneki.”

Songs that make you think of Mutsuki/Sasaki x Kaneki? Starset my demons reminds me of them imo

Ooh.

1. I feel like “Demons” by Imagine Dragons is pretty applicable to any character/situation in Tokyo Ghoul.

2. “End Game” by Taylor Swift might be something Mutsuki sings to Kaneki.

3. “Angels and Airwaves” by Angel Haze is probably something the two of them have needed to hear in their lives. ❤

4. “Hearts Like Ours” by The Naked and Famous.

5. “Recover” by Chvrches.

My heart! (Juzzou one). I need some Juzzou fluff to heal it ;~;

Awww sorry!

Let’s talk about the time Juuzou and Haise had a dance-off.

It started with Shirazu and Saiko, who roped Mizurou and Mikage in. Eventually Sasaki entered and decided to show them how to really dance.

His moves were legendary, until Juuzou caught wind of this competition. High off sugar from Sasaki’s pudding, he showed off moves that no one would believe were it not for Mutsuki and Hanbee’s cameras.

They then convinced their entire squads to dance against each other. Urie and Hanbee both barely moved, so their squads were even.

And then Furuta Nimura waltzed in and for once was not a troll (except for the fact that he too recorded it). He allowed Haise and Juuzou to used him as their partner/springboard for the various leaps and spins they wanted to achieve.

In the end, they dragged Akira in. She was appointed the head judge.

She chose Furuta as the winner, because he wasn’t competing.

Which was, of course, exactly what Furuta had been counting on. -__-

But afterwards, Squads Suzuya and Quinx went out for ice cream and partied until the wee hours of the morning. Even Urie.

Mutsuki secretly retains his yandere feelings for his Sensei after fighting Saiko and Urie and works with them to get him out of Dragon hoping he’ll have a shred of affection for his former subordinate or will be overjoyed at the hand he had in saving him which he is. Kaneki is elated to see Mutsuki again and Touka let’s him take Mutsuki on a coffee and bookstore date to make him happy because god knows the poor kids need it

“Touka.” Kaneki, pale and weak and sweating, grabs her in a kiss.

Mutsuki watches, happy. Mostly. He misses Sensei. Like he’s watching a dream end. But it’s okay. He has Saiko and Urie.

Doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt though.

“Mutsuki!” Kaneki turns to him next, and Mutsuki starts. “I’m so sorry!”

“You are?” Mutsuki asks. His voice is wobbly.

“To all of you.” Kaneki embraces the Quinx one at a time. Even Aura.

Mutsuki cherishes every moment of his hug before leaving with Urie and Saiko.

Two weeks later, Mutsuki is surprised to see Kaneki on the door of the Chateau. “Sensei?”

“Mutsuki, would you want to get coffee and search the bookstore with me?” Kaneki asks nervously.

Mutsuki hesitates. He shouldn’t. This is not going to help him.

“Touka said you seemed to miss me especially hard, so I wanted to make it up to you,” Kaneki adds.

She did? She doesn’t hate him? Mutsuki brightens. “Yes, let’s go.”

The coffee is the best Mutsuki’s had, and he and Sensei manage to find at least three new haiku books they’ve been wanting.

“Thank you!” Mutsuki beams at Sensei.

“Of course. We should keep hanging out.” Kaneki swallows. “Actually…Urie has asked me to return to the Chateau. But I don’t want to if Touka and I would upset you.”

“No, please do.” Mutsuki clutches Kaneki’s hand. “Please.”

He gets to live with Kaneki again. They can work on a healthy friendship. And maybe Touka can give him some advice on the sly looks Urie’s been giving Mutsuki.

He begins to cry.

“What’s wrong?” Kaneki asks in alarm.

“I’m just so happy,” Mutsuki whispers.

Oneshot!Kaneki and TG!Touka NSFW headcanons?

– Touka still asked Oneshot!Neki if he was a virgin, and his response was still pouring out his coffee.

– He then, however, asked why she was asking and flirted quite obviously with her.

– This led to them making out before Touka invited him back into her bedroom.

– Oneshot!Neki is a bit more forward than Kaneki was. He asked Touka if he could touch her boobs without hesitation.

– She told him, jokingly, yes, only if she could touch another part of him.

– Oneshot!Neki realized as soon as they were done that they hadn’t used protection. He tried not to bring it up to her, but finally his worry got the best of him and he asked if she was late.

– He was very supportive when she told him.

– He likes pleasuring Touka even more than having sex…with his kagune.

– Touka loves receiving his hickeys. Ayato has occasionally spotted them before her healing kicks in, and he’s cried.

– Touka is a hickey artist. Every time, Oneshot!Neki will receive a different hickey drawing on his back.

– Oneshot!Neki loves Touka in lingerie. Loves, loves, loves. It drives him wild.