A scenario where after the war shinohara wakes up and juuzou gets to excitedly show him around. It’s all fun until they come across kaneki (who is chatting with people from both the quinx and Anteiku) and shinohara is all like “good god is that the centipede ghoul? Who let the crazy bastard in here!”

LOL.

“Here’s CCG. Or, what’s left of us.”

Shinohara recognizes Marude, Ui, Mado Akira and Amon Koutarou, and a very disgruntled – and white-haired – Takizawa Seidou. Kiyoko is in a wheelchair, Mougan behind her. Ah, and there is Iwao’s son, besides Kuki’s son.

The Quinx Squad is behind Kuki, or so Shinohara assumes. They look fully human right now.

He can’t believe so much has happened. Arima a ghoul, Yoshitoki a ghoul, cooperation with ghouls to save a city.

“Suzuya!” A white-haired young man races towards them, holding pudding aloft.

Shinohara chuckles past the ache of his missing colleagues. Suzuya’s face brightens as the man reaches them.

Shinohara squints. He knows that man.

“Good god, is that the centipede ghoul? Who let this crazy bastard in here?” Shinohara exclaims. But his tone is light – no one who gives Juuzou pudding can be all bad, right?

“I was an investigator for the past few years, thank you very much. Kaneki Ken.” The ghoul holds out his hand. “Former First-Class. Now One-Eyed King. It’s all very confusing.”

“Of course it is,” sings a pretty young woman. She marches to Kaneki’s side. “I’m his wife, Touka.”

“She was Rabbit,” Suzuya says, mouth full of pudding.

“Huh?” Shinohara frowns. She does look familiar, doesn’t she?

“Hey, Kaneki, don’t take all the ghoulification credit, you bastard.” Takizawa waves to Shinohara, proudly showing two kakugans. Behind him, Amon Koutarou displays the same, even as Akira Mado slips her arm around his waist.

“What the hell?!”

((Love Simon is an amazing movie. You would definitely love it. Just be ready for some serious feels)) Rin discovers that she is pregnant with Rio’s child (they will be a pair in my story) and has a talk with her brothers and Touka about it before she tells Rio.

I am a sucker for Rio pairings. He needs more love.

“Rin, are you okay? You haven’t seemed like yourself.” Touka eyes the younger woman carefully.

Rin drops her eyes. She points to the trash can. A white stick pokes out.

Touka’s mouth drops. “Congratulations!”

“R – really?” stammers Rin.

“Yeah, do you think Ken and I planned to have a kid at the worst time possible?” Touka shrugs. “I can help you bring it up to him if you want.”

“Thank you,” Rin says shyly.

“Does Rio know?” Touka asks.

Rin shakes her head. “I’m afraid…a baby is too much for him. But I want it.”

“Well, you can discuss it. And I think…we will all support you two.” Touka smiles and extends her hand. Rin takes it with gratitude.

When they enter the coffee shop, Suzuya frowns immediately at Jin’s face. “Something’s wrong.”

“Not exactly,” Rin says.

“What happened?” Kaneki races over.

“Please don’t get mad.” Rin bites her lip. Her heart hammers. “I’m…pregnant.”

The room is silent.

“No way! A baby! I can be an uncle!” Suzuya leaps up and down.

“Uh, how?” Kaneki squeaks.

“Ken!” Touka glares at him.

“Please don’t be mad at me,” Rin begs. “Or Rio.”

“Rio! I love him.” Suzuya hugs Rin.

“I’m not mad. Just feeling my age,” Kaneki says. He reaches over and wraps his arms around Rin. “You’re going to be a wonderful mother.”

Speaking of appearance, behavior, power and intelligence, who do you think is superior: Kaneki or Furuta?

Appearance:

Personally, I will give this one to Furuta, because I dig the long-haired, quasi-feminine broken boy look (waves to Loki, Illumi Zoldyck, and Shigaraki Tomura). But, objectively, they’re both beautiful men.

Behavior:

Kaneki. Furuta’s fun, and I desperately want to know the depths of his broken soul, but Kaneki’s much more open about who he is, and open to learning about the value of life.

Power:

Physically, I think half-ghoul Kaneki probably has the fight experience to best half-ghoul Furuta. There’s a reason Suzuya, not Fruit-chan, fought Kaneki.

Intelligence:

I’m giving this a tie. Kaneki might beat Furuta for traditional book smarts – but Furuta’s world-wisdom dwarfs Kaneki’s. However, Kaneki tends to hide his smarts behind idealism and willful ignorance, so his behavior doesn’t always match his intelligence. At the end of the day, Furuta’s plan worked because of Kaneki’s past trauma, not because he was smarter. -__-

((Just saw Love, Simon, and had to o this ask)) Can you do a little thing where Rin comes out to her brothers (Kaneki, Juuzou and Hide (he’s her honorary brother)) that she likes girls?

Is it as good as it looks???

“Kaneki?” Rin bites her lip. She’s uncharacteristically quiet today, and she seems a bit shaky.

“What is it?” he asks with concern.

Hide gives Rin a knowing smile, and it frightens her, because Hide surely doesn’t know.

“I, uh…I am gay.” She blurts it out. Just rip it off like a Band-Aid.

“I know,” Hide says then, to her surprise.

“I think that’s great. I’m bi.” Juuzou slides closer to offer her a lollipop.

“Really?” She goggles at Juuzou.

“Yep.” He shrugs. “It’s great to have another queer person in this family.”

They turn to Kaneki. Hide pokes him.

“Rin, were you scared to tell me?” he asks with concern.

Rin nods, a lump in her throat.

“I love you. I look forward to meeting your girlfriends,” Kaneki says, wiping his eyes. “I’m so proud of you, and you too, Juuzou. I support you no matter who you love.”

Rin throws her arms around Kaneki, and Juuzou quickly follows suit.

“Come here, Hide,” Rin calls, and he joins the group hug.

((Thank you for the answer)) Kaneki, Eto, Ayato, Mutsuki and Saiko with their cuddle-bug S/O (cuz cuddles heal all))

Cuddles? Healing? It is true.

Kaneki

– He finds it healing and soothing. Cuddles with you are his time to breathe again, to feel warm and accepted.

– He sometimes discusses his fears and problems while cuddling. It helps him feel less afraid.

Eto

– Cuddles with Eto will inevitably turn into a tickle fight.

– She clutches you so tight you have occasionally had to ask her to let you breathe.

Ayato

– He’s confused at first. Uh, why do you need such close space?

– Over time, he grows to appreciate your snuggle sessions, and may even become grumpy if they don’t happen.

Mutsuki

– he’s surprised and uncomfortable at such close contact, because he feels he doesn’t deserve it.

– probably cries with joy and acceptance, and eventually – tentatively – learns to be an assertive cuddlebug himself.

Saiko

– Saiko is a cuddlebug, too, so you were made for each other.

– Even in public, you both are all snuggles. Aura sometimes makes gagging noises, but Saiko shuts him up real fast.

((Long time no see! How are you?)) How would Kaneki, Eto, Tsukiyama, Ayato and Amon be with their S/O who is blind?

Kaneki

– his s/o would probably need to reassure him that they’re okay doing things on their own.

– His s/o likes teasing him that they see him better than most. Because they understand his personality so well.

– Kaneki may have once tried to break up with them during his Shironeki! phase, for their safety. “Breaking up with a blind person is just cruel,” they wheedled, and he laughed as he realized how much he’d miss them.

– Even if it’s selfish, he’s gonna stick with his s/o forever.

Eto

– She can’t resist teasing them on occasion by moving furniture.

– Her s/o occasionally taps her with her walking stick in retaliation. It’s all in good fun.

– despite her nonchalant act, Eto cares a lot. She once tried to use her kagune to heal their sight. She was devastated when it didn’t work – and by that, I mean she went unusually silent for an hour.

Tsukiyama

– He immediately buys them the largest, floofiest service dog imaginable.

– He then convinces Mirumo and the Tsukiyama household to start training service dogs.

– He really loves giving his s/o the widest breadth of sensory experiences to make up for their lack of sight. Especially gustatory. 😛

Ayato

– he was originally afraid to bring it up lest he come across as tactless.

– to which his s/o replies that his tactless nature is part of his charm.

– He’s confident in their abilities to take care of themselves, but he also can’t bear to think of CCG ever coming near them.

Amon

– He’s mildly overprotective, and this is a sort of conflict at the start of their relationship.

– Eventually, he checks himself when he realizes his s/o is actually hurt.

– They love hearing his tales of heroism and activities. Once he becomes a kakuja, they hunt him down themselves after never believing he died at Anteiku.

– They become a Team to be Reckoned with as they spy on Aogiri and CCG alike.

Touka reaction to called “short”? (sorry for my bad english)

Has you seen Fullmetal Alchemist?

Nishiki was the recipient of this tiny, concentrated rage machine.

“Ow, ow, ow! Don’t!” Nishiki shrieked, leaping behind Koma. Touka hadn’t actually struck him, just rushed at him, and he reacted prematurely.

Irimi shook her head, unwilling to help as Koma held out Nishiki for the angry, advancing Touka.

Kaneki stared in a corner, feeling a rush of…feelings…that may or may not have included arousal.

“There we go!” Kimi swooped in to save the day by waving around footage of the incident on her phone, which she promptly send to Touka.

Can u please write about what happens after 161 and maybe a more indepht reaction from the other ccg to urie carrying haise back to camp

“Haise!” Akira sprints towards the Quinx and Touka, Amon on her heels. “Is he -”

“He’s breathing,” Urie says quickly.

“Thank goodness.” Akira glances towards Hide, who hardly dares to breathe. His friend is here; helpless and unconscious, but here.

“Get him under observation,” Marude says nervously.

“You got it.” Kimi Nishino snaps her fingers at her fellow scientists. She hasn’t seen Kaneki in years. Memories of her time in the church haunt her as she looks at his limp body.

“You okay?” Nishiki whispers.

She nods, swallowing a lump n her throat.

Across the room, Tsukiyama himself, the villain in her story, cries at the sight of Kaneki.

“He never stopped being a drama queen, did he?” Nishiki jokes.

Kimi smiles. “I guess not.”

“Tsukiyama, can you go tell Hinami and Yomo about this?” Touka asks wearily. She slumps a bit, and Mutsuki holds her upright, to Saiko’s pleasure.

“I’ll go, too,” Ayato says quickly.

“Thanks,” Touka tells her brother with a tired smile. She grips Kaneki’s hand as the scientists place him on a bed. “You’re gonna be okay, Ken. I promise.”

Au where the ccg create a time portal to the future and out comes touken child in their late teens (choose a name). The boy realizes what happened and refuses to talk to anybody there or answer and questions, only asking to speak to Haise Sasaki. They bring him in with the qs trailing behind and as soon as he sees has he barrels towards him in a bear hug exclaiming “Dad!”

Kaneki Hideyoshi cowers before Washuu Yoshitoki. He recognizes him from the portraits.

“Where are you from, son?” Yoshitoki’s voice is gentle, but Hide knows better. This man helped cover up Tsuneyoshi’s crimes.

He’s not trusting him.

And so Hideyoshi hunches over, arms crossed, glaring at the floor.

“You just appeared out of nowhere. And you’re part ghoul. We’d like to help you, but you need to help us first,” says Uncle Marude.

Someday you’ll take me motorcycling, Hide wants to tell him, but can’t just yet.

His best chance is finding his way back to the time portal, but to do that, he needs to get out of this interrogation room, and that’s not looking likely.

Mom is gonna kill him for messing with the portal, and he’s okay with that, so long as he’s back in his own time, when humans and ghouls cooperate.

“I need to…to speak to Sasaki Haise,” he manages.

“How do you know him?” Yoshitoki queries.

“I just do. Please.” Hide touches his chin, his famous I’m scared tell.

Yoshitoki sighs. “Marude, have Kuriowa escort him to the floor.”

“Are you sure?”

“Don’t think we’re getting anywhere otherwise.” Yoshitoki shrugs.

Hide gasps as Kuriowa Iwao, his girlfriend’s grandfather who died before either were born, enters the room. He’s larger than Hide imagined.

Iwao frowns at the lanky kid, who gawks at him as if they’ve met before. But Hide is too scared to say anything as Iwao leads him, handcuffed, to the elevators. Instead, he memorizes every move so he can relay this to his girlfriend.

Once they reach the offices, Iwao knocks on a door. “Sasaki?”

“Hmm?” A purple-haired grump yanks open the door.

Hide gasps. Uncle Urie! Uncle Mutsuki and Aunt Saiko behind them, and – the Uncle Shirazu he never got to meet.

“What is it?” A black-and-white, fluffy-haired investigator glances up.

Hide can no longer contain himself. He steps closer, wishing he wasn’t handcuffed, wishing he could reach out. “Dad.”

“Huh?” Saiko’s mouth falls open.

“Who?” Sasaki looks confused. But…but something about this kid seems familiar after all…

“I’m Hideyoshi, named after Nagachika, and I’m from the future. I know you won’t believe me, but I promise you I am,” Hide begs.

“Huh?”

“Has Takeomi asked Yoriko to marry him yet? Their daughter is my girlfriend,” Hide blurts out, turning to Iwao.

“This is bullshit,” Urie grumbles.

“You like Mutsuki,” Hide shoots back.

Urie turns the color of his hair, Mutsuki gasps, and Shirazu slips an arm around Hide. “I like this kid. He’s like a clairvoyant ghoul.”

“I’m part human, too,” Hide protests. He probably shouldn’t say Mom’s name, lest the CCG search for ghouls named Touka.

“Let’s listen.” Shirazu smiles.

Sasaki hasn’t moved. “Uh.”

“Is it that strange that CCG would build a time portal?” Hide protests.

“No,” Iwao says quietly, to Sasaki’s surprise.

“Fine,” says Sasaki, peering at the kid’s blue, familiar hair, “Let’s listen.”

Lmao virgin old man Uta. Crank scenario when Kaneki and Touka tell Uta she’s pregnant and him being super awkward yet somehow smooth like “oh uh I’m still a vrigin” and yomo is there for some reason and no one knows what to say so touka blurts out something embarrassing about kaneki

“Thanks for rescuing Yomo,” Touka says. She sits besides Kaneki’s bedside in CCG’s infirmary. Yomo stands behind her.

Uta waves his hand. “Of course.”

Touka sighs. She still feels awful for leaving Yomo. Although he pushed it. Although he wanted her to run. “I can’t wait until this baby is born and I can return to guarding my old uncle.”

Kaneki snorts, and Yomo scowls. “Fat chance, kid.”

Uta chokes. “Baby?”

“Yeah.” Touka points at her stomach.

“Kaneki?” Uta’s eyes pop. He doubles over laughing.

“It’s not funny. It’s beautiful,” Yomo snaps.

“It’s funny because I can’t believe you kids had sex before I managed to seduce someone,” Uta jokes.

Yomo pales. Kaneki sits up, looking more alive – with fright – than he has since Dragon. Touka turns bright red.

“What?” Uta demands.

“Gosh, he’s so much more nonchalant about being a virgin than you were, Kaneki,” Touka says.

“Hey,” Yomo whispers. “Uta, why did you rescue me again?”