Now I need all the nekis reacting to chapter 125, please make it happen

hehehe.

Kuroneki’s face is cherry red. “S-s-sure, I guess.”

Omg is this actually happening? Suddenly, he gasps.

“Wait, hold on!” He grabs the child!nekis and covers their eyes. “Reaperneki, help me!”

“Okay, kids, time for sleep.” Reaperneki shoves cotton in the kids’ ears. “Someone blindfold them. Oh, wait, the rest of you are too wimpy.”

Shironeki cracks his knuckles as Reaperneki completes the kids’ sensory deprivation. “Let’s do this.”

“Wait, you bastard.” Reaperneki shoves Kuroneki to the floor. “Move aside, all of you. This is my turn.”

240 blubbers excitedly. Maybe. No one is entirely sure with 240.

“Be gentle,” says Haise, patting Reaperneki on the shoulder.

Reaperneki glowers at him. “Touch me again and I’ll kill you. This is only-Touka-touching-me-allowed time.”

She pulls off her bra, and all the adult Nekis gasp.

“They’re…soft,” whispers Kuroneki.

“Are we allowed to touch her?” Shironeki cries.

“You don’t have to be so gentle,” Touka whispers.

Haise’s face falls. Reaperneki grins.

“Watch a pro handle this.”

“Ba-wahhhhhh-grahhh-virgin!” wails 240.

“Good point.” Haise glares at Reaperneki. “We’e all virgins. We can’t, er…fuck this up.”

The Kanekis laugh before losing themselves in Touka-chan.

A scenario with Takizawa (Owl) x Kaneki/Sasaki

“I don’t think I really deserve it.” Takizawa looks at the cross in his hands.

“You do,” Kaneki says quietly.

Takizawa swallows. “Was Akira as insufferable to work with as always?”

Kaneki laughs. “She was actually amazing.”

“Oh, she was always that,” Takizawa agrees, climbing besides Kaneki. “In the academy, I felt like I was in her shadow. Got jealous after a while.”

Kaneki laughs. “You, jealous? Never.”

Takizawa experiences a brief moment of panic – is Kaneki making fun of him? But no, the king is smiling at him.

“I’m so tired,” Kaneki confesses.

“Maybe this isn’t my business.” Takizawa plays with the cross. “But maybe you deserve more than you give yourself credit for. You’re so focused on yourself, you’re gonna go insane. I would know.”

Kaneki frowns.

“No, really,” he insists. “You deserve more.”

“Like what?” Kaneki laughs, but he feels empty.

“Like friends. Like becoming the person you should be, not the person the world makes you into.” Takizawa cackles. “I sound like Amon here, don’t I? Christ.”

“Sorry,” Kaneki says to the cross, and Takizawa laughs harder.

“Here, let me show you.” Takizawa leans forward and kisses Kaneki. “You deserve someone better than me to do that to you.”

“Wait, what?” Kaneki grabs his hands. He’s desperate, so desperate for affection. “Do you mean that?”

“Kinda. What of it?” Takizawa shrugs. “I’ve become part of Kaneki’s-crush-cliches. It’s fine.”

“You’re my first kiss.”

“Hot damn.”

“I liked it.” Kaneki squeezes Takizawa’s hand.

Furuta and Rize AU where they end up together and happy

We’re going to pretend Kaneki became a ghoul by different means, Furuta was in on Arima’s plans, and all the human-ghoul conflicts are mostly resolved.

“Fruit-chan, I’m hungry.” Rize pokes her husband’s nose to wake him up.

Furuta squints in the hazy morning light. “But you’re always hungry.”

“So are you. For me.” Rize smiles slyly at him and starts to climb out of bed.

“Don’t – leave – me.” Furuta tugs her closer.

“I have to eat. For myself and the baby,” Rize says, snuggling next to him.

Furuta chokes. “The what?”

“We’re having a baby. I found out yesterday.” Rize runs her fingers through his dark hair.

Furuta is terrified. “Wha – what if – I mean – I thought we used -”

“Mistakes happen, Fruit.”

“But what if I’m a bad father? We don’t have any examples,” cries Furuta. “A – arima is a poor excuse. Oh my god!”

Rize sighs. “While you’re collecting yourself, I’m going to be eating breakfast.”

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“He’s losing his mind, isn’t he?” Touka hands her a cup of decaf coffee.

“Completely.”

“Ken lost his head when we had our kid, too. He’ll be fine.”

But after an hour, Touka calls in reinforcements.

Kaneki begrudgingly enters Rize and Furuta’s bedroom. “Furuta?”

Furuta looks up from where he lies on the floor. His eyes are bloodshot.

“I think Rize’s supposed to be the nauseated one,” Kaneki jokes.

“Kaneki, I am barely able to have a happy relationship with Rize,” Furuta whispers. “I can’t have a family. I don’t know families.”

Kaneki sighs and sits beside Furuta. “Now, that’s not true. You know us. We consider you family.”

“How did you manage?”

“One moment at a time.” Kaneki nudges Furuta. “You’re gonna fuck it up. But it’s okay. One moment at a time.”

“I didn’t expect you to swear like that.”

Kaneki rolls his eyes. “Come downstairs and have fun.”

When Furuta emerges downstairs, Rize holds out her hand and spins him around. She might as well dance gracefully while she still can.

Furuta presses his lips to her. “We better hope he has my eyesight.”

“We better hope she has my lack of moles,” Rize shoots back.

“You love my mole,” he whines.

“I do.” Rize nibbles on it.

“Uh, there are children around.” Touka holds up her baby, but she’s smiling.

Hajime, in addition to his canon fanboying of Kaneki’s strength and implied unhealthy attachment, has a crush on him, and the reason he’s mad Kaneki didn’t take him with him when Kaneki and Touka were getting married is because he wants to be at Kaneki’s side even if he can’t have him

This is one of the funniest asks I’ve gotten. I adore this!

Hajime crouches besides Kaneki’s limbless body. “Why didn’t you invite me to your wedding?”

Kaneki snaps back to reality. In his mind, all his past selves are flabbergasted. “Huh?”

“I wanted to marry you. It’s not fair; you could’ve at least invited me!” Hajime crosses his arms.

Furuta halts his walk away. Oooookay, this wasn’t the plan.

Furuta and Kaneki’s eyes meet each other, and for once, both of them share the same emotion: bewilderment.

“Hajime, are you feeling okay?” Furuta asks delicately.

“Isn’t my face beautiful, too?” Hajime cries, stroking his cheeks. “You were – you were supposed to be the ghoul who helped people – I wanted to be a part of that – but you’re just weak – and you don’t even care about me!”

He kicks Kaneki. “Take that! And that!”

“Hajime…I’m sorry,” Kaneki lies.

Furuta doubles over with laughter. “You’re a horrible liar, baby.”

Hajime summons his kagune and shoves it in Kaneki’s mouth. “Now you can’t lie.”

Kaneki bites down, and Hajime gasps. “He’s eating me!”

He feels kinda honored.

“Finally,” mutters Furuta.

But instead of a rampage, instead of flying body parts, Hajime keeps regenerating his kagune and feeding more to Kaneki.

Furuta waits. “I order none of you to attack him. Let’s see how far this goes.”

Kaneki throws back his head and laughs. His centipede kakuja is now complete.

“You calculated well, Furuta, I’ll give you that. But you weren’t counting on the power of love, were you?”

“We’re gonna troll you together,” Hajime says, rubbings hands together with anticipation.

A scenario where Mutsuki and Aura don’t exactly “bury Yomo six feet under in style” but they defeat him (because I like my son Mutsuki an dont want him too evil) meaning that Mutsuki isn’t fried and Aura doesn’t have his neck snapped, enough so Mutsuki can continue on to reunite with Kaneki and Aura fights off any enemies that tries to hinder him

This fight keeps dragging on and on, and Yomo can’t stop thinking about Touka and Hinami. Have they escaped yet? And what of Naki, Miza, and the others?

A blow from the eyepatch investigator – the one who insulted Touka! – sends him backwards. The tall kid raises his quinque.

“I wouldn’t do that, were I you.” Uta’s smooth voice slithers out from above.

“Who are you?” spits the tall kid.

“It doesn’t matter. What matters is that if you continue on, and leave the Raven to me, you can reunite with your beloved Kaneki and maybe save your Oggai, too.” The masked ghoul jumps between the investigators and Yomo.

Mutsuki hesitates, but Aura sounds frantic. “The Oggai?”

“Like I said.”

“Let’s go.” Aura drags Mutsuki away.

They race towards the sounds of battle, and when they reach the rest of CCG, Mutsuki screams.

Kaneki is there, a limbless torso.

No – they did it to Sensei too! Mutsuki clutches his face. How could we?

Aura, however, feels vindicated that Kaneki knows what loss of limb feels like.

Mutsuki steps closer. Furuta directs Hajime towards Kaneki, a sly smile on his beautiful face.

Save the Oggai. Aura has a horrible epiphany. “Mutsuki, wait!”

But Mutsuki races forward, shoving investigator after investigator aside. “Sensei!”

He falls to his knees, crying.

“Huh?” Hajime frowns, but within a moment, Aura has grabbed him and yanked him away.

“Let go!”

“Sensei, it’s not fair,” cries Mutsuki.

Kaneki can’t leave him now. He can barely move.

But he’s hurting, hurting in ways Mutsuki understands, and Mutsuki can’t bear it.

“No – no – no.” Mutsuki activates his bikaku and shoves it in Kaneki’s mouth. “Eat.”

“Tooru!” cries Aura.

“Furuta did this!” screams Mutsuki. “He set us all up!”

“I know, but do you really think helping that thing is worth it?” Aura yells, still wrestling Hajime.

“Yes. I love him.” Mutsuki’s eyes stream as Kaneki finally bites down on his bikaku. “That’s it, Sensei. I’ll help you. Let me help you.”

Masanori’s Trick or treating adventure!

“Look at me, Daddy!”

Masanori twirls around, showing off his black bobbed wig. “I’m YOU! Uncle Uta helped me.”

“You look just like Daddy,” Hairu says with a grin. She’s Rapunzel, and Ui is Flynn Rider.

“Yay!” Masanori claps his hands.

Ui is too happy to speak, so he hugs his child instead. “Now, be safe out there.”

“I will!” Masanori hurries outside to join the other GOAT children.

“Trick or treat!” Masanori first rings Touka and Kaneki’s door.

“Yes?” Touka, dressed like a fortune teller, falls back. “It’s a CCG investigator! AHHHHH!”

Masanori giggles. “No, it’s just Masanori!”

Kaneki, having been forced into a purple dragon costume, hands Masanori sugar tubes.

“Thank you!” Masanori skips to Ayato and Hinami’s next.

“Rawr!” Ayato is dressed like a pirate; Hinami, a yellow parrot. They hand Masanori chocolate.

Naki is Frankenstein and Miza his bride.

“Oo-oooooh.” Miza zombie walks towards the children, and they shriek.

“What tasty children!” Pennywise Itori greets them next, with angel Yomo and devil Uta behind her.

“Watch out, I’ll use my quinque,” teases Masanori. “Wait, Uncle Yomo, are those your ukaku wings.”

“With some help from Uta,” Yomo says uncomfortably.

Nishiki is dressed as a spider and Kimi a butterfly, connected by a web, and they hand out homemade cupcakes to thrill the children.

The Quinx mansion is next, and Saiko greets them as Gintoki. Hsaio as a ninja and Shirazu as a shark appear behind her, followed by Aura as perhaps a ghost – a white sheet, as any rate – and Higemaru as some monster of his own devising. Urie and Mutsuki join as Cookie Monster and a cat, respectively.

Cinderella Yoriko and Prince Charming Takeomi hand out more baked goods, and then it’s on to the Tsukiyama’s.

Chie as a bat hangs in a tree, snapping as many pictures as she can.

“Greetings, mortals!” Tsukiyama thrusts open his front door, dressed in rich wizarding robes. Kanae as an elf holds up ring pops.

Arima opens his door, mortified. He’s dressed as a black goat, and sexy witch Eto looks all too pleased with herself.

The children plod over to Hirako’s, where the three Musketeers pretend to attack as a giant Shiba hands them Kit-kats. Hajime appears to chase off the Musketeers, complete as Superman.

Kurona as a vampire and Seidou as a greek god provide Masanori with his favorite gift yet: caramel, the sticky stuff Mommy and Daddy don’t often buy after he smeared it across the entire kitchen.

An enormous version of Maris Stella answers the door at Akira and Amon’s, and the Suzuya Squad as Robin Hood and his merry men – including Hanbee as Maid Marion – swoop in to deliver Skittles.

When Masanori turns around, he sees all the parents gathered. “All right, off to our last stop.”

“Where?” Masanori asks.

“You don’t think your other uncle would miss this, do you?” Hairu asks lightly.

The adults are still wary as they enter the jail. But their reserve soon gives way to laughter when Haise Sasaki greets Kaneki in Furuta’s voice. “Hi, me! We look cute today!”

“I hate you,” Kaneki says.

“I love us,” says Haise. He showers the children with chocolate, and Masanori thinks himself the luckiest kid alive.

Ui and Sasaki/Kaneki being paired together with Ui finally meeting up with him and being able to make amends to their relationship as it seems like he was very sad to have lost Sasaki/Kaneki because in the end he (Kaneki) left the CCG and Ui regretted not taking the time they had together to get to know each other and felt like he lost the love of his life even if Haise’s antics would annoy him here and there

Ooh I have not seen this pairing before. Interesting!

“You!” Ui did not expect to meet Sasaki Haise – or should he say, Kaneki Ken – here today.

He was merely tracking Furuta’s last known location. “What do you want with Furuta?”

Kaneki’s eyes cloud over. “Were you following him?”

“I don’t trust him. I don’t trust anyone anymore,” Ui blurts.

“Good.” Kaneki turns away, looking as tired as Ui feels.

“You hurt me, you know?” Ui fights back his feelings.

Kaneki hesitates.

“I just…you were the kind of person who treated me with respect when I gave you none. And now you killed the person who gave you a second chance? What do I believe? What do I do?” Ui’s voice trembles.

Kaneki eyes Ui. “Do you think I wanted any of this? Do you think I actually wanted a second, a third chance? I never have.”

“But…there are people who love you,” Ui whispers. I do. “People who were fools, who didn’t realize until too late.”

Kaneki knows Ui’s talking about himself, but he wants Ui to admit it. “I see.”

“Don’t you care about us? You killed Arima!” Ui shouts.

Kaneki’s face flickers, and Ui freezes.

“Don’t say it,” Kaneki hisses.

“You didn’t. So…so why…Kaneki, I need the truth.” Ui approaches.

Maybe it’s too late. Maybe Kaneki is the murderer he fears. Maybe Ui really has burned every chance with Kaneki. Maybe the truth will break them both.

Then again, maybe it will build them back again.

(If I’m asking too many questions at once, let me know 😓. I swear this is the last one until the others are done) Tsukiyama, Touka, Hinami and the Qs gain a deeper understanding of Kaneki when they all have the same nightmare: Kaneki’s first fight with Arima and his mental walkthrough with his mother and younger selves (from the ending of the first TG, the saddest scene IMHO 😭)

Hahaha you’re free to ask away, but that’s very sweet of you to consider. ❤ ❤ Also this ask might kill my heart. 😉

“KANEKI!!!” Tsukiyama leaps out of bed. It’s 2 am, but he just had a dream that ended with Arima Kishou dragging Kaneki by his hair. Memories of Kaneki’s mother destroying him, treating him in ways that Tsukiyama could never imagine Mirumo treating him.

He races into Kaneki’s room.

Kaneki is already awake as Touka yells. “It was horrible – your mother was hitting you and – Arima was dragging you and -”

“Shuu?” Kaneki frowns.

“Amour! I had the same dream!” Tsukiyama clutches his heart.

“Tsukiyama?” HInami hurries in, Ayato behind her. “Kaneki, are you okay? I had the worst dream.”

“Why are you and Ayato together?” Tsukiyama chortles.

Kaneki begins to shake. “Why are you all dreaming this?”

“Is it true?” Ayato asks dryly. He’s a bit bitter he didn’t have the dream.

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Aura staggers into the hallway of the Chateau. “Arima had me – and some woman was hitting me – it felt like Aunt Kiyoko hit me. It hurt so much.”

Saiko grabs him, sobbing. “It was Maman, Maman’s memory. I know it.”

Mutsuki is crying silently. Sasaki would have understood being hurt by a parent. Sasaki had been safe to confess to. Why hadn’t he?

“I never realized people could be so mean,” Higemaru says sadly.

Hsaio shoots him a you-privileged-brat look.

“Huh?” Urie stumbles out of his room, rubbing his eyes. “Oh.”

“You had the dream, too?” Saiko asks.

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“Hajime’s tracker leads here.” Mutsuki watches his GPS as he leads the Quinx deep underground.

“I’m surprised you can get a transmission,” Saiko says. He heart pounds. Maman, maman was hurt.

“We all must have had the dream for some reason,” muses Higemaru. “Who could have done this?”

“Ever thought it’s a fake?” Aura grumbles.

“Ever thought you should shut up?” Urie responds.

“Who are you?” Two ghouls block the entrance up ahead.

“We’re your king’s children,” Saiko snaps.

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When Mutsuki opens the door, he’s neither surprised nor upset – oddly – to see Kaneki sitting in bed with Kirishima Touka. Especially since Yostume, a blue-haired boy, and the Gourmet Tsukiyama are also huddled around Kaneki.

“Maman! A good maman!” shrieks Saiko, launching herself at Kaneki.

“We all dreamt the same dream about you,” Urie says awkwardly.

Touka points at Mutsuki. “Why is that one here?”

“Because he had the dream, stupid hair,” Aura shoots back.

“Don’t insult Miss Touka! She has high fashion, you high school misfit,” gasps Tsukiyama.

“Are you now our other maman?” Saiko hugs Touka without waiting for a reply.

“Kaneki…” Urie steps forward. “Are the dreams real?”

“I mean, they’re real because you all had them,” the blue-haired ghoul replies snippily.

“Ayato,” chastens Yotsume.

“I guess I mean…did your mother do that to you? And Arima – hurting you like that…have you ever had a good parent figure?” Urie can’t imagine life without his dad. It hurts too much.

Kaneki has tears in his eyes. He meets Mutsuki’s gaze. “I guess we’re alike, right?”

Mutsuki dissolves into tears. “I’m so sorry, Sensei.”

Kaneki holds out his arms, and Mutsuki falls into them. Touka awkwardly strokes the kid’s shoulders.

In a way, Kaneki is relieved. No one judges him. They all love him, and he didn’t have to tell on his mother.

“Kaneki, let us help you,” pleads Urie.

Saiko grins. “Yeah, we’re terrorists now.”

You remember how in re chapter 114 Sasaki Is reading haiku poems in Mutsuki’s memories and Sasaki asks Mutsuki to join him who agrees happily and with an expression of adoration on his face out of love for his sensei. Could you add on to this scene. Perhaps they read haiku together while cuddling and Mutsuki gazes at Sasaki and then Sasaki gets tired and like in Mutsuki’s Sasaki flashback in chapter 141 Mutsuki covers a sleeping Sasaki with blanket before kissing him and saying he loves him

“Do you like these poems?” Sensei asks.

“I do.” Mutsuki smiles. “We should have a poetry writing session. All of us.”

Sasaki laughs. “I bet Urie’s haiku would be something like ‘word word word word word/word word word word word word word/ word word word word word.’”

Mutsuki chokes back his laughter. He leans his head on Sasaki’s shoulder. “That would be lovely.”

“I agree.” Sasaki smiles and turns the page.

Instead of looking at the poems, however, Mutsuki watches Sensei. His eyes droop, and he looks ready to nod off. But he also looks peaceful.

Mutsuki craves that peace. Mutsuki needs to feel safe. Safe, like he feels with Sasaki.

Sasaki doesn’t turn another page. His eyes close, and his breathing deepens.

Mutsuki likes the sound.

But he also knows if he just sits here watching Sensei til morning – because he could, happily – Sensei will wake up cold, with sore muscles.

So Mutsuki gentle lifts Sasaki and drops him on his bed. To his amusement, his Sensei doesn’t even awaken.

Mutsuki covers him with a blanket and props a pillow under his head.

“Hey Sensei. You might not know this,” Mutsuki says quietly, “But I really love you.”

He leaves a kiss on Saaski’s forehead before quietly closing the door behind him.

Shirazu survives with him and Sasaki/Kaneki getting together and Shirazu calling him Sassan.

“I’m glad you’re here, Sassan.” Shirazu smiles down at Kaneki.

“But I’m not Sasaki,” cries Kaneki. Sassan. Why does the nickname still warm his heart?

“I know.” Shirazu rubs his back. “But I’m here for you, the Quinx are all here for you, and we’re going to help you.”

“How?” Kaneki sniffles.

“That cafe. You knew the manager from before, right?” Shirazu hoists Kaneki up. “Lean on me. That’s it. We’ll go there. I’ve got you. I’m not leaving your side.”

Kaneki dares to believe him. What choice does he have?

Shirazu guides Kaneki into the hallway of the Chateau.

Kaneki blinks. All the Quinx await before the front door. Mutsuki, Urie, Saiko, Aura, Hsaio, and Higemaru. “You guys?”

“We’re going to help you,” Mutsuki says, his voice trembling.

“See? We all love you. We’re family.” Shirazu tackles Kaneki in a hug, and all the Quinx pile on.

“Do I have to,” mutters Aura. Higemaru promptly yanks him down onto the hug pile.

“Now.” Saiko straightens. “Let’s go.”