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Headcannons for the memes of Goat waking up with morning wood

Kaneki Ken – panics until Touka, er, helps him out.

Yomo Renji – annoyed but goes about his day.

Tsukiyama Shuu – What a blessed morning! He might pleasure himself.

Kirishima Ayato – Ain’t got time and/or Hinami for this shit. 

Naki – Wait what is happening. *runs out of room* MIZA DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Nishiki Nishio – misses Kimi. 

Hirako Take- Holy sh – I mean crap – can you not, body? What if the children see?! o.O 

Kazuichi Banjou – Doesn’t leave his room until it’s gone. 

Koma Enji – The devil remains strong in the ape, I see. *evil grin*

Takizawa Seidou – Well at least some part of me remains lifelike. *feels sad* 

before their fight, Kaneki talks with Juuzou and makes him redeem (bonus extra if you write it angst)

“Haise, just so you know, I’m here to kill you.” Suzuya grips Jason. He knows he can’t think twice or he’ll fail. And he can’t fail. This is his job. 

“Suzuya. You know we were friends.” Kaneki looks dead inside.

“What else can we do?” Suzuya isn’t smirking anymore.

“Are you happy killing?” Kaneki’s breath comes unsteadily. “I know I wasn’t.”

“End him,” Furuta snaps.

Suzuya ignores the director. “It doesn’t mean anything.”

“It does to the one you’re killing. But they tell us ghouls can’t feel, right?” Kaneki shakes his head. “They’re wrong, and you know it.”

Hanbee hesitates. He can see the sadness flooding Juuzou’s eyes. 

“Do you think Mr. Shinohara would be proud of you, right now?” Kaneki presses.

“Mr. Shinohara wouldn’t want me to betray my job!” cried Suzuya.

“Mr. Shinohara wanted to teach you that caring about other people was a good thing. Wasn’t that his last action? Caring about you?” Kaneki retorts.

“I don’t…know,” says Suzuya, anxiety in his voice. Big Madam looms over him. No one loves you but me. 

I never – I never loved you!

“Ah!” Suzuya drops Jason and clutches his head. “Stop!”

“Is this treason?” Furuta’s voice rises. 

“Leave him alone,” Hanbee snaps. 

“Suzuya.” Kaneki inches closer, holding out his hand. “I still care about you. I do. Even now. I can’t – I have no desire to hurt you.”

“Haise.” Suzuya begins to cry.

Furuta aims a gun. Kaneki and Hanbee dive forward to protect Suzuya. 

“AH!” Hanbee tumbles down, blood oozing from his chest.

“Hanbee!” screams Suzuya. He can’t – he won’t lose anyone else!

Kaneki hovers over Hanbee. He rips off his own shirt, exposing his terribly mottled scales, to try to contain Hanbee’s bleeding.

Suzuya gasps. Kaneki is saving Hanbee.

Haise is saving Hanbee.

Haise is not his enemy.

“I’m not killing anyone!” Suzuya shouts.

Keijin and Mikage cheer. Mizurou nods at him with approval.

Furuta seethes, but his eyes are desperate. 

“Why are you so determined to make me kill him?” Suzuya yells. “Haise is nice.”

Furuta bursts into laughter. 

“We need to get Hanbee to a doctor.” Kaneki sounds scared.

“Take him.” Suzuya orders his squad. “The director and I need to have words.” 

Continuation of Roma/Kaneki where they have coffee privatelyand Roma confesses she’s a old SSS rate ghoul and Clown and says she thinks Kaneki is beautiful especially when he’s in the midst of despair and determined not to lose despite that. Kaneki is weirded out but also strangely intrigued

This is oddly sweet, kinda like what Roma would probably enjoy.

“Guess how old I am, Kaneki my boy,” says Roma, sipping her coffee. Brown flecks splash onto her shirts, and she pouts. “Darn.”

“Uh…” Kaneki has never been good with ages. “Twenty?”

Roma bursts out laughing. “Kaneki, you’re such a darling!”

She leans forward, playing a conspirator. “What if I told you I’ve been alive half a century?” 

Kaneki hesitates. “I don’t think I’d believe that.”

“It’s true.” Roma leans back. “Eating high concentrations of Rc cells can revitalize you. Also! Fun fact about me.” She giggles. “I’m SSS rate.”

Kaneki is fairly certain she’s joking. “I see.”

“I founded the Clowns.”

“Roma!”

“I did. I just…wanted to laugh at the world that never cared about me.” Roma smiled. “It’s better than fighting the world, like that SSS rate Owl, don’t you think?”

“I remember fighting Tsuneyoshi Washuu, that disgusting man. Such a creep. He leered at me when I first appeared. I was a cutie, I guess. Then i transformed into my kakuja and he freaked the fuck out. You shoulda seen his face!” Roma chuckles.

“I don’t…I don’t even…you’re not joking,” Kaneki whispers.

“Nope.” Roma shrugs. “You know why I like you, Kaneki?”

“Uh, no?”

“Because you don’t want to lose even while you’re in the middle of despair. That’s beautiful, and tragic, and I love it. So you could say I’m on your side to an extent.” Roma puts her cup down. 

Kaneki is oddly touched that she sees him as determined. He always thought he was a coward. “Tell me more.”

“Gladly.”

Soon after becoming Gohan’s lover, Kaneki is introduced to his family, Goku, Chichi, Chie and Goten, who welcome him with open arms. (Chief is one of the first ocs I ever made, Goku’s daughter who is two years older than Goten. She is as cheerful and fun loving as her brothers and the most battle ready as well, loving martial arts. She is also protective of Goten and Trunks’ other best friend. She’s matured Both she and Goten have tails too))

“Are you nervous? You shouldn’t be.” Gohan grins and leads Kaneki into his family’s house.

“Is this him?” Goku stands and embraces Kaneki. “I’m glad to meet the boy  who has brought my son such happiness.”

“So am I.” Chichi yanks Kaneki closer to her. “So you’re half-ghoul, huh? That’s fascinating to me.”

Chie laughs. “Of course it is.”

“So tell me Kaneki, have you tasted Saiyan yet? Are we yummy?” Goten winks.

Kaneki gasps. “I – no, of course not – I only eat corpses -”

“Yes, I know.” Goten grins, tapping Kaneki’s face with his tail. “I’m just teasing.”

“We like you, kid.” Goku smiles.

“I brewed you coffee!” Chichi hands Kaneki a cup. “Sit down with us.” 

“Thank you.” Kaneki slides into a seat besides Gohan. “Oh, this is fantastic coffee.”

“Isn’t it?” Chie’s eyes sparkle. “When’s the wedding.”

“Too soon, Chie,” Gohan exclaims.

“Sure, sure. But you’re so happy, I can’t help but ask.” She shrugs.

Surrounded by a happy, functional family, Kaneki finally feels home. 

Kaneki and Hide Reunite with Kaneki being insecure about his arms and looking down in shame and Hide being insecure about his face but he tilts Kaneki’s face up pulls down his mask and kisses him while tenderly rubbing his hands down Kaneki’s arms. Kaneki tenderly kisses Hide and caresses/kisses his scars while both tell each other lovingly they are as beautiful as ever

Aw this is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

“Kaneki. Hey. Been a while.” Hide tries to smile with his eyes. His voice comes out garbled.

Kaneki flushes. Hide’s face. Did he – has he done this?

He stares down in shame. His arms are red and scaly, like lizard arms. Like dragon arms. “I’m a monster, Hide.”

Hide shakes his head. Of course, Kaneki would panic over his face. Hell, he panics over his face.

But he doesn’t blame Kaneki.

What was Kaneki always telling him while giving him literary lessons? It’s better to show than tell? 

Hide approaches slowly. He tilts Kaneki’s face up to his and tugs down his mask.

Kaneki cries out at the mangled mouth without lips, the mottled throat, the lack of a full tongue. 

And then Hide presses his mangled mouth against his, running his hands up and down Kaneki’s scales. 

Kaneki gasps. He – he is loved by the person hurt worst. 

He kisses Hide back where his mouth should be. “You’re still beautiful, Hide.”

“So are you,” Hide manages, and he means it, and Kaneki knows it. 

In this moment, he feels more human than he’s ever been. 

I’ve decided to be cruel and ask for a scenario where Hinami dies during childbirth :)

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“Her pulse is increasing.” Banjou hesitates. 

“Hold on, please,” Ayato begs, racing forward to grab Hinami’s hands with one hand. Their child is in his other hand. “I can’t lose you.”

“Get him out of here,” Tsukiyama commands. 

Touka moves forward to hold her brother’s shoulders. Her voice breaks. “Shuu, let him stay.” 

Ayato would have rather his sister kicked him out. Terror kicks him. “No, please.”

He clutches their child. Ryouko. “Hina, I need you.”

“My kagune isn’t healing enough.” Banjou whispers.

Tsukiyama leaves abruptly. When he returns, he’s dragging a white-faced Kaneki, grim Yomo, sobbing Nishiki, and a trembling Miza. 

Ayato lets out a sob at the sight of them. 

“Your daughter is beautiful,” Yomo says thickly.

“Onee-chan.” Hinami’s eyes suddenly open. She smiles at Kaneki.

“Hey there, Hinami-chan.” Kaneki and Touka approach.

“Ayato?”

“He’s right here, little Hinami.” Tsukiyama shoves him forward.

“Don’t cry, Ayato,” she says, reaching for him. She feels like she’s hanging by a fraying thread. 

His hands are so warm, so lifelike. “You’re going to be a great daddy.” 

“You need to be a great Mommy, too,” Ayato whines.

“I will. I don’t think…Mom stopped when she went to heaven.” Hinami smiles deliriously. 

“Yotsume!” The door bursts open, and Akira Mado barrels in. “Yotsume! Hey!” 

She reaches over to embrace Hinami. 

“Do you think,” HInami begins, “Your dad and my parents are laughing together?”

“Dad was pretty stubborn, but you never know,” Akira says, forcing a smile. 

“I’m gonna tell Hikari hi from you Kirishimas,” Hinami mumbles. 

Ayato lets out another sob.

“Can you hold me?” 

He places Ryouko in Hina’s arms and crawls next to her. Her breathing slows, then restarts, and slows again.

Akira checks her pulse. “She’s gone.”

Ayato lets out a wail. Nishiki punches the wall, and Tsukiyama throws himself into a teary Yomo’s arms. 

Touka and Kaneki clutch each other, and Banjou curls up on the floor. Miza sinks to her knees.

“I’m sorry,” Ayato begs, to Hina, to Ryouko, to his other family. 

“You made her happy,” Touka tells him through her tears. “Nothing to be sorry for.” 

Complete crack. The scene from the first series where kaneki and touka disguise themselves to spread misinformation to the CCG but instead of dressing as students the do the whole two people in a trench coat thing (kaneki is the bottom half and touka sits on his shoulders) . Everyone except Mado buys it and Touka almost hits her head on the way out. (if you need inspiration put “I don’t trust like that” into youtube search, i can’t add links to asks)

Oh my god. 

Mado narrows his eyes. That girl, the one in the black trench coat, has a torso that is way too long. 

“Come with me, kid.” He grabs Touka’s hand, and she lurches nearly off Kaneki’s shoulders.

We’re fucked, he thinks in fear. He can’t even see where he’s going! She just has to guide him. 

“Shit, you’re too tall for the scanners.” Mado scowls. “Kick your leg through.”

Touka pinches Kaneki. Maybe she wants him to run. But he has no choice but to kick his leg.

The scanner doesn’t go off.

Touka bites her lip to keep from gasping with relief. “Guess we’ll be going now.”

“Sure.” Mado glowers up at her. 

“Bye.” Touka flutters her fingers. 

The hulking figure stumbles towards the door. Touka ducks to avoid slamming into the frame.

“Sorry!” Kaneki whispers.

Great, now everyone thinks my stomach can talk. Touka pinches him again and guides him around the corner. 

Kaneki enjoys his talks with Gohan, the half saiyan being impossible to even dislike with his humble and righteous nature. Slowly, he comes to fall for Gohan and struggles with it because he doesn’t think he’s good enough so someone like Gohan. But when his birthday comes around, he gets the surprise of his life when Gohan confesses to him.

“You should tell him.” Touka insists.

“No, I don’t think so.” Kaneki swallows. He’s too much of a coward, a failure, for someone like Gohan to like him. Gohan knows how to balance his pacifism with fighting. Gohan is content in himself. 

Touka scowls. “Fine, be unhappy.”

“I don’t…what else can I do?” Kaneki blinks.

“Invite him to your birthday party,” she retorts.

“Party?!”

“Yeah. You’re having one.” Touka cackles with glee. “You can’t be friends with Shuu and not have a birthday party.”

When the birthday party comes, Kaneki finds it difficult to speak to Gohan. Sure, he already decided not to tell him, but somehow that feels scarier. 

Gohan sips their coffee. “This is the best coffee around. Food of the gods.”

“Just the ghouls,” Touka jokes.

“Ghouls are amazing creatures.” Gohan seems sincere, and Kaneki’s heart leaps. 

“You don’t think so, Kaneki?” Gohan uses his tail to tickle him. “You know, Kaneki, I’ve been wanting to say something to you…forgive me if it sounds impolite, but…”

Kaneki’s heart sinks. Gohan hates him.

“…I really like you. Not just as a friend.” Gohan slurps down the rest of his coffee. “How’s that for an awkward birthday confession?” 

Kaneki splutters. “What?”

“I’m sorry if that makes you uncomfortable. I just feel like – you know me really well, and you understand me, Kaneki.” Gohan smiles sweetly. 

Kaneki leans forward. “Gohan, I … like you, too. Like, like like.” 

Gohan laughs with relief. “Really?”

Kaneki nods. So even Gohan feels scared of love. 

He’s not alone.

And today, he feels known.

kuroneki having his first time with hide(and kaneki tops)? I wanna see my dorky boys have fun together  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

Teehee.

“Kaneki, aren’t you tired of studying?” Hide pouts.

“I’m reading, not studying,” Kaneki admits. 

“You are adorable.” Hide winks and inches closer to kiss his boyfriend. 

Kaneki laughs. “What would you like to do instead?”

“Fun things.” Hide winks and pulls Kaneki into his bedroom. “Like this.”

Kaneki’s heart pounds. “Are you sure?”

“If you are.” Hide waits, his eyes wide.

Kaneki nods.

“Yessssss!” Hide pumps his fist in the air. 

Kaneki hesitates. “Wait, how do we – who – ”

“Oh my god.” Hide chuckles. “Here. You can be on top. Undress me.” 

“D-d-do you have protection?”

“Yes, Kaneki.” Hide winks again. “See, I paid attention in health class.”

“You did not!” 

“True. Nishiki gave them to me.” Hide hops onto his bed and guides Kaneki down onto him. They kiss and explore each other’s mouths for what feels like hours. 

And then Hide begins exploring more of Kaneki, pulling up his shirt and kissing his chest. And Kaneki dares to do the same to Hide. He wants Hide. 

Their bodying move synchronously, and all Kaneki can this about is Hide, and how good Hide feels. All Hide thinks is Kaneki, Kaneki, I love Kaneki. 

When Kaneki finally cries out, Hide smiles. “Yo know I love you, right?”

“Yes.” Kaneki’s lips tremble. “And I love you, too.”