Could you maybe do lady version of your manhood post please?

Kirishima Touka – insecure, but has totally taken out a mirror to examine herself. For “biological studies.”

Yoriko Kosaka – probably keeps everything nice and neat.

Hinami Fueguchi – Ryoko had given her “the talk” not too long before she died, so every change in her body gives her some measure of sadness.

Irimi Kaya – refers to it as her ‘doggy,’ not her kitty.

Nishino Kimi – was insecure. Nishiki helped her embrace her beauty, as she helped him embrace his.

Itori – probably has a piercing and/or another mole.

Eto Yoshimura – has joked that it looks like she killed someone in her pants at her time of the month. This horrifies Tatara and renders Noro even deader. But she pretty proud of her body at all stages of the month.

Miza Kusakari – likes herself au natural.

O.O I think Asa is gay and I just started obsessing over her so can you drop some facts about her and some hcs (as well as the type of girls she likes)?

– Asa loves the weird girls. The sullen goths, the bookworm introverts, the gender nonconforming, the girl too excited about life to fit in with her peers.

– if the person dyes their hair or has piercings, that’s another plus.

– Asa’s earliest memories are parents teaching her painting.

– When her parents were executed by CCG, she was 8. A neighboring ghoul rescued her but thought it would be too dangerous to adopt her.

– Asa then set out on her own to find Uta, her parents’ former leader, the famous artist.

– Uta was horrified that a child viewed him as a role model, but also pleased.

– Asa came out to Uta first. He was very accepting, and made sure she felt supported and encouraged in her life.

– Uta also got Itori to give Asa “the talk.” It was hilarious for Itori and an odd mix of horrifying/fascinating for Asa.

Being best friends with Uta, Itori, and Yomo

– You would never be bored.

– Itori would probably love having gossip fests with you. She’d ply you with blood wine or wine, depending on your species. Uta would be there to egg you on, and Yomo there to walk you home.

– You once filmed Drunk Yomo and, at Itori’s suggestion, showed it around Anteiku. Koma and Irimi have not let him live that down.

– Uta would constantly supply you with tattoo offers, and every year on your birthday, a new mask. Even if you were a human.

– You like Yomo because he’s the gentle sort you can discuss your deepest secrets with, and you know he won’t tell anyone.

– You and Yomo also, at times, discuss your concerns that the two clowns are into shadier aspects of the ghoul life.

– You have called Uta on his internal loneliness more than once and begged him to let you, Itori, and Yomo in.

– When Itori gets drunk, which is often, you love listening to the stories she has about ghoul history.

Can I maybe request some Asa imagines? (and maybe what her Rinkaku looks like too)

I LOVE ASA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

– She eventually annoyed Uta so much he taught her how to design her own rinkaku.

– Her rinkaku, as you may imagine, is elaborate. It’s multicolored, almost iridescent, crimson and black, and she creates intricate moons and skulls over it.

– Itori once offered to help her make her first mask. Turns out she meant “shoving a whipped cream pie in Uta’s face and calling it a mask.”

– Itori did, however, take the blame, to Asa’s relief.

– Uta and Itori once shared blood wine with Asa. They limited her to one glass, but Yomo showed up and did not appreciate them “corrupting a child.”

– Asa became very indignant at being called a child. “If you weren’t Uta’s friend, I’d kick you where it hurts.”

– She kinda thinks of Uta as her surrogate parent, which scares him.

– He sent her away for safety reasons after Anteiku.

The gay/bi girls’ reactions to seeing another girl’s boobs irl for the first time?

Hmmm who else do you headcanon as gay/bi? Here’s my list, but let me know if you want more.

Kamishiro Rize – NOM.

Irimi Kaya – Bow-wow.

Itori – Whips out her own.

Hoito Roma – How unladylike. Wanna be unladylike with me?

Yonebayashi Saiko – Wow, so sexy. Also, mine are bigger.

Hsaio Ching-Li – CUTE! *cheeks red*

Yoshimura Eto – honey, want to come home with me?

Kanae Von Rosewald – Welllllll now. Master Shuu is still sexier, but hot damn.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Can I touch them?

Washuu Iyo – *whimpers*

Okau okay okay but Yomo and Uta having a one night stand and Itori teasing them about it the next day

Lol this is probably canon.

“Well, well, well, look what the clown dragged in.” Itori waits downstairs in HySy Art Studio as her two friends trudge down together in the same clothes they wore yesterday.

“Don’t say anything,” Yomo threatens her.

“It was that bad? Uta!” Itori puts her hands on her hips.

“I thought I did very well!” Uta crosses his arms.

Yomo grunts. “You did.”

“Awwwwww.” Itori laughs. “Does Renji have a crush?”

“It’s a one-night stand, Itori. I thought you were familiar with those.” Uta pops an eye in his mouth.

“Only because I witness your latest conquests.” Itori helps herself to an eye. “Not that Ren is a conquest. If anything, you’re his.”

Uta throws an eye at her.

“No, but seriously. So when should I book a wedding venue?” Itori raises an eyebrow. “This is too good a chance to miss. Yomo can Anteiku handle the catering?”

Loving your first time posts!~ Could we perhaps see a first-time drunk Juuzou scenario next? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would he be a light(gets drunk off the smallest shot)/medium/heavy weight(alcohol hardly phases him)? What would be the aftermath////

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“You’re the beshtesht shquad leader ever.” Hanbee clutches Suzuya’s shoulders. The room spins around him.

Suzuya sips his Long Island. It’s sweet and tangy and he likes it.

“To Shushuya!” Keijin leaps on the bar counter.

“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to keep your feet off the table,” says the bar owner, brushing back her peach hair.

“Okay.” Keijin falls backwards. “Trust fall!”

Suzuya barely manages to catch his second-in-command. Huh. He feels tingly all over. That seems weird.

Miyuki giggles. “I can shee into the fifth dimentshion. I can shee the future!”

“I can see your underwear.” Mizurou waves a hand in Miyuki’s face.

“No you can’t. You’re sheeing my shoul.” Miyuki laughs.

Suzuya waves down the bartender. “Excuse me; why is the room spinning?”

The bartender points to his Long Island. “How many of those have you had?”

“Three,” he says cheerfully.

The woman turns white.

“Bye!” Suzuya slaps money down on the table and stands. He trips immediately over Hanbee, who is rolling around on the floor.

When the Quinx Squad is dispatched to a bar called Helter Skelter, they do not expect to find Suzuya rolling around on the floor with Hanbee.

“That’s it; I quit.” Urie tries to back out, but Shirazu holds him fast.

As each Quinx drags a member of Suzuya squad out of the bar, they marvel at the unexpected turn of events.

The bar owner, too, did not expect to see Haise Sasaki’s face.

Tokyo Ghoul girls as commercials

Kirishima Touka – Come to Re coffeeshop! Have yourself the best coffee, and then…

Kosaka Yoriko – Make your way next door for the best baked goods you’ll ever taste.

Kamishiro Rize – star of a new show, “Ghoul vs. Food.”

Fueguchi Hinami – Child sponsorship.

Irimi Kaya – Doberman adoption.

Nishino Kimi – she’s in two. An advertisement for the human-ghoul alliance, and an ad for Nishikimiazole, the treatment she developed for ghouls to eat normally.

Itori – Come to the hottest bar around. Serving both humans and ghouls! Sometimes humans to ghouls (just kidding).

Hoito Roma – Olay revitalizing cream.

Yonebayashi Saiko – Comic-Con!!!

Hsaio Ching-Li – Martial arts center.

Yoshimura Eto – Ad for the news program she hosts, Ghouls Unmasked! with Eto Yoshimura.

Kusakari Miza – Knife shop.

Mado Akira – How to increase your workplace efficiency, even with a cat, PSA.

Aura Kiyoko – Woman in the workplace PSA.

Kanae Von Rosewald – Romantic drama.

Yasuhisa Kurona – Anti-psychotic medication. She tells her story of hearing her sister’s voice from her stomach. It’s all very moving.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Kick-ass action movie.

Nico – Sephora.

Ihei Hairu – The best melon buns around!

Souza Rikai – Back to school.

Tokyo Ghoul girls as Barbie movies

Oh gosh, I’ve only seen a few of these, so I hope it satisfies!

Kirishima Touka – Barbie in the Nutcracker

Irimi Kaya – Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus

Fueguchi Hinami – Barbie as Rapunzel

Kosaka Yoriko – Barbie & the Diamond Castle

Yoshimura Eto – Barbie as the Island Princess

Itori – Barbie in A Christmas Carol

Mado Akira – Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses

Gori Misato – The Barbie Diaries

Kusakari Miza – Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow

Ihei Hairu – Barbie and the Three Musketeers

Yonebayashi Saiko – Barbie Mariposa

Hsaio Ching-Li – Barbie of Swan Lake

Aura Kiyoko – Barbie Thumbelina

Kamishiro Rize – Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper

Itori visiting :re and having a talk with Touka and Yomo!

Itori is my vodka aunt and I love asks about her!

“Yomoooooo, darling.” Itori waltzes into :re to plop onto a stool before the counter.

“Itori?” Yomo is taciturn as always.

“What’s got you in such a crabby mood?”

“I’ve barley said anything.”

“I can still tell.” Itori reaches out to poke Yomo’s nose.

“He’s mad that Uta did the auction,” Touka calls.

“Oh, is that so?” Itori flutters her lashes. “Can’t abide our friend’s dark deeds, can we?”

“Of course I can.” Yomo turns his attention back to the coffee.

“Hey, I’m a paying customer. Feed me coffee.” Itori pouts. “And pay attention o me.”

“As if we could do anything else.” Touka hands Itori a cup.

She sips it with a sigh. “Your coffee really does taste like Yoshimura’s, Touka-chan.”

Touka looks sad.

“I meant it as a compliment. He lives on through you, in a way. Like Uta lives in Yomo, even though he’s still alive.” Itori frowns. “I was going somewhere with that.”

Touka has to laugh. “Of course you were.”

“I hope my presence doesn’t bother you.”

“No, I find you entertaining.” Touka doesn’t trust Itori, but she likes her.

Yomo, meanwhile, trusts her untrustworthiness. And he knows he’d do anything for her, and she for him. Clowns or no, he can’t betray his friends.

Yoshimura understood, but that doesn’t make it easier.

“Earth to Ren.” Itori snaps her fingers in front of his eyes. “Pay me more attention.”

“We know you wouldn’t have it any other way,” he says dryly. And neither would they.