Hey!! I wanted to ask you if you could write something about UtaxItori, I don’t see a lot about them… still they’re my otp and it makes me sad to not see nothing about them ; w ; I would write it myself, but lately I don’t have much inspiration… cuz too much stress… Thank you in advance 😘

❤ ❤ ❤ I’m sorry you’re stressed! I hope these headcanons help you relax, dear.

– As soon as Furuta mentioned the dragon plan, Uta seemed withdrawn, but only enough that Itori noticed. She immediately figured out he was worried for Yomo and came up with the plan to save him.

– Itori has a tattoo on her ribs, a club from a card set. She made Uta do it shortly after they first started dating and tried to seduce him with her shirt off.

– Uta admires her business acumen and winemaking skills. She’s unparalleled in the world of blood-wine.

– She loves to commission his art for Helter Skelter, though she’ll occasionally tease him if she thinks it’s too dark.

– Itori and Uta began dating soon after he befriended Yomo. In fact, Yomo was the one whoo surmised their feelings and assumed they were dating. That led to an awkward conversation that ended with Itori throwing herself at Uta to kiss his lips. He was, for once in his life, too stunned to respond.

– Uta has shapeshifted into Itori before. He showed up at Helter Skelter looking like her twin. She dumped (cool) coffee over him because she wouldn’t waste her blood wine.

– Itori loves modeling lingerie for Uta. He loves it just as much. 😉

Can I get a cute yomo Uta itori hanging out? What do they do? What do they talk about? (Can they hang somewhere other than the bar or Uta’s shop) thank you !! You’re great at these !!

Awwww thank you <3.

Uta’s the one that suggested the circus.

Yomo wears a sour expression as they take their seats. “You only suggested this because you like clowns.”

“But look at the contortionists. Humans are amazing,” Uta wheedles.

“And, cute animals.″ Itori wiggles her eyebrows.

“Okay, cute animals are worthwhile,” Yomo concedes.

“What if I try eating fire?” Itori has that look on her face. That look, the one that says she’s definitely going to try it and there’s no reasoning.

“Please don’t.” Yomo can’t resist trying.

Uta just laughs.

“I wish I could eat popcorn.” Uta sniffs the repulsive buttery smell from the human in front of them. It smells like glop. But he still wants to try it.

“Don’t you dare.” Yomo’s eyes flash as Uta’s hand slowly, casually drops into the person’s bag when their head is turned by Itori’s boobs. “I can’t believe you two.”

“It’s worth it,” Uta insists, shoveling the kernels into his mouth. He nearly gags. “Oh, it’s crunchy.”

But he still forces himself to swallow.

“We’re gonna have to drag him home now,” Itori says, shaking her head.

“This is why I can’t go out with you two,” Yomo says.

“You love us anyway.” Uta drapes an arm around Yomo, and Itori follows suit. “Admit it.”

“Okay, I love you self-destructive clowns,” Yomo mutters as he draws them closer.

Baby Hikari (Itoris lil girl) x Asa 1st date headcannons

I am here for this.

– Asa has been gradually working up the courage to ask Hikari out, but hilarious beats her to it.

– Itori and Roma do Hikari’s makeup. Hikari wears her best dress.

– Uta tries his best to encourage Asa before their date.

– They go to an art museum and realize they have similar tastes in art.

– After the museum, they decide to draw each other’s faces and take a walk in the park.

– Asa walks Hikari back home, debating whether or not to kiss. And it’s there, on her doorstep, that Hikari kisses Asa.

– They dance a little in front of Hikari’s house.

– They text afterward immediately to plan their next date.

– Itori and Uta are, of course, thrilled.

AlL tHe AnTeIkU HeAdCaNoNs

YoUr WiSh iS My CoMmaNd

– Yoshimura started shipping Touken from the moment Touka introduced Kaneki to him.

– The first time Nishiki met Yomo, he saw him dragging in another body he’d scavenged. He was immediately determined to gain the approval of this strong ghoul, which led to several embarrassing attempts at conversation. This ended when Touka randomly walked up to Yomo and was like “just fucking talk dude.”

– Yomo talked. For Touka’s sake. He was a bit leery of this violent ghoul who had attacked Touka and Kaneki. And who reminded him of his own youth.

– Anteiku held a small celebration for Hinami’s birthday that ended in a kagune wrestling contest between Hinami’s and Yomo’s. He let her win.

– Irimi once tried to teach Touka and Hinami about girl stuff. It was torture for all involved.

– Koma once held a “guy’s night” for Nishiki, Kaneki, and Yomo. Uta was not invited but showed up regardless. They spent most of their time doing obstacle courses Koma had invented for them. Yomo won, but Nishiki came in second, and he has never let anyone forget that.

– Irimi held a “girl’s night” at the same time. Touka, Hinami, and Kimi came, and Itori crashed, to all of their delight. Itori and Hinami had a brief pact to get Touka to admit her feelings for Kaneki. They were unsuccessful.

More Anteiku headcanons

– One evening, Uta and Itori showed up with a bottle of blood wine. He persuaded Nishiki and Touka to play a drinking game with him. When Yomo came into the cafe two hours later, he found two very giggly employees, an empty bottle, and Uta whistling innocently in a corner.

– It did not go well for Uta. Yoshimura had a stern conversation with him. Uta then whined to Itori about Yomo “tattling” on him. Itori then nicknamed Yomo “tattletale” for about a month.

– Touka swears she saw Irimi and Koma necking in the storage closet.

– She actually saw Nishiki and Kimi, dressed as Irimi and Koma to percolate this exact rumor.

– Kimi and Nishiki sometimes tutor Touka and Yoriko in science. This brings a smile to everyone’s faces.

– One time Hetare flew into the cafe because Hinami forgot to lock its cage. The entire morning consisted of an “all hands on deck” text message being sent out, everyone assuming doves were there, panic, relief once they found out it was only Hetare, and frantically trying to capture the bird.

– Nishiki threatened to replace it with a real dove, to which Irimi replied that she would skin him. Kimi added that she would help. Nishiki did not continue this line of thought.

First off, Merry Xmas! Second off, how would Anteiku + Uta and Itori (You don’t have to do Yoshimura if you don’t want to) would like to be comforted by their S/O after a nightmare. Thank you!

Haha thanks, doing Yoshimura is always so strange. He’s just a cute tragic old man.

Kaneki Ken – He wants to be held as he sobs, and someone to ask probing questions.

Kirishima Touka – She wants someone to listen to her rant about how horrible it was.

Fueguchi Hinami – She wants to be snuggled as she explains all her feelings in detail. Her S/O better encourage her, too.

Nishiki Nishio – He wants someone to make him laugh. Someone who can joke about the monster he dreamt about or even crack black humor at the death of his sister (his most common nightmare).

Nishino Kimi – She wants someone who will distract her with kisses.

Koma Enji – He wants to be awoken the second his s/o suspects a nightmare. Someone who will massage his worries away and talk things out with him and even stay up all night if necessary.

Irimi Kaya – Someone who assures her that she’s a good person who doesn’t deserve nightmares, even if she doesn’t believe it.

Yomo Renji – Someone who will hold him tight and ask him if he wants to discuss it. If he doesn’t, he wants someone who will respect that, but maybe hold him a little tighter and cry for him.

Uta – He says he wants someone who will buy his lies about how it’s nothing, not to worry. He actually would probably admire them if they refused to believe him and used therapy-level skills to work out his problems and fears. Someone he’s not afraid to confess his fears to.

Itori – Someone who doesn’t mind staying up while she relives it. Maybe they’ll suggest wine as they talk things over.

Yomo’s so gets hurt and might die

“Don’t you dare!” Yomo’s S/O dives in front of Touka as Suzuya throws another knife. It hits what feels like their lung, and they stumble to the cement tunnel floor. But it was worth it, they think woozily, to protect Touka’s stomach.

“[Name]!” Touka cries.

“Go!” yells Hinami as Touka hoists them onto her shoulders. She can’t use her ukaku and carry them. There’s no choice left but to run.

—

When Yomo awakens, Uta and Itori hover over him. He can barely move. “Where is everyone?”

“Attending to your nephew-in-law, who’s become a giant kagune dragon,” Itori says cheerfully.

“What?” Yomo stares at them. “Touka? Ayato? [Name]?”

“Touka and Ayato are fine.” Uta sighs. “[Name]…”

For a moment, Yomo forgets about Kaneki. “Where are they?”

“They’re alive. But they got themselves hurt protecting Touka,” Itori says, no warmth in her voice.

Yomo’s heart quickens. “Where are they?”

Uta points to the bed besides Yomo.

He sits up and freezes. Their face is deadly white. A knife handle still protrudes from the oozing wound in their chest.

“The knife is still in them, impeding their regeneration,” says Uta grimly. “But if we remove it, we’ll probably sever a major artery.”

Yomo’s hands shake. Of course [Name] would nearly die for Touka. Their gentle, kind spirit was the reason he first fell in love with them. But now…

“Do they have a chance?” he rasps.

“There’s always a chance,” says Itori, patting their shoulder. She rather liked how happy they made Ren.

Yomo stumbles over to their bed to hold their hands. I’m here. I’m not letting go.

He needs them. He needs their light. Their smile, the way they say his name. Their compassion. They’re the best thing in his life.

“I wonder,” Uta muses, “if we could get our hands on some of that dragon…”

Itori has a little brother called Narumi. Describe him.

Narumi’s hair is as blue as his name would imply. Slender, fashionable, and handsome, he’s been a handful for Itori, with numerous CCG investigations on his record. He’s known to them as the Merman.

He’s five years younger than Itori and about as wild. He loves parties, mischief, and fashion. He’s bisexual, and when he was a teenager, was *that* kid who always needed a boy/girlfriend. He’s matured since then and now craves a long-term relationship.

Could you possibly do a continuation of your Nico and the adopted human child please. Thank and have a good holiday.

Happy Holidays to you, too! ❤

“Kid, how much sugar have you had?” Nico may not know what sugar tastes like, but she knows it makes kids hyper. And she’s never quite seen a child hyper like this one.

“I ate all the cookies you bought me.” The girl, Reiko of no discernible surname, giggles. “They’re delicious.”

“Chocolate is still better than vanilla,” calls Souta. He remembers chocolate enough to be offended whenever anyone prefers vanilla. Which this brat does.

“It is not!” She stomps her foot.

“I’ll side with her,” says Itori, casually sipping her wine.

“You know,” Uta says slyly, “we could decorate his face green to make him look like the grinch.”

“Jesus Christ,” says Souta.

“Don’t swear in front of kids,” cries Nico.

“I’ve heard worse,” says Reiko.

“Still,” says Donato, holding up a cross towards a scandalized Souta.

“Are you all – you’re all seriously going to – wait -” Souta dives for the door, but Roma wrestles him back. “Uta, touch me and you will pay for this.”

“I’m not going to,” Uta replies, handing Reiko the face paint he gave her for Christmas this morning. She cackles with joy, and Nico gives Souta a stern glare.

Nimura Furuta hangs his head and lets Reiko smear green all over his beautiful skin.

“The problem is your heart is three sizes too small,” sings Reiko.

All of us have that problem. Nico watches Reiko soberly. Maybe this kid is exactly what she and the rest of the clowns need.

Headcanons for the friendship between Itori, Uta, x Yomo

– Itori has been secretly shipping Utaren for years, since she first saw them interact.

– Itori will occasionally wax poetic about girl problems to make Yomo uncomfortable. Uta is not bothered in the least.

– One time Itori convinced Yomo they should throw a surprise birthday party for Uta. They totally thought they kept it a secret, but Uta knew from the guilty expression on Yomo’s face.

– When Yomo gets really drunk, he is convinced he can sing. He can’t, but Itori can, and she’s all too willing to declare them the Yomotori band and hand him the nearest microphone.

– Uta has adopted “responsible adult” duties for the two of their drunk asses on more than one occasion. Basically, he guides them home, making sure Yomo doesn’t steal anything or graffiti ARIMA SUCKZ on CCG’s facade, and making sure Itori doesn’t strip or try to crash the ghoul restaurant for the 1000th time.

– There was one time Uta got drunk. He said nonsensical things that scared both Itori and Yomo, things about a one-eyed king and over 100 years old.

– If you want to be listened to, you go to Yomo. If you want to problem solve your troubles, seek out Uta. If you want to forget your troubles, hit up Itori.