Tag: itori

Headcanons of Nico spending time with her family 🙊💓

– Assuming Nico’s family is the clowns: she and Itori have fabulous fashion shows. Roma and Uta judge.

– Nico loves fixing Roma’s makeup and outfits. 

– Nico has scolded Donato for eating children. Itori eventually backed her up.

– Souta and Nico once made out whilst drunk. It was weird, but Souta assured them it was perfectly normal for his family. That did not make things less weird. 

– Nico loves Sunday brunch with her family.

– She remembers everyone’s birthday and always buys them gifts.

– Nico has a lower back tattoo of a dove that she persuaded Uta to give her. 

Itori falls in love with a human woman and she’s awful at hiding it from Yomo and Uta

“You keep smelling like lavender,” Uta says as he sips a cup of coffee.

“I ate someone with perfume,” Itori replies, busying herself behind the counter of Helter Skelter

“I bet you did, over and over,” Uta says smoothly.

Yomo chokes on his own coffee. 

“What the hell, Uta?” Itori slaps his shoulder.

Yomo grabs her wrist, revealing a purple splotch on her shoulder.

“Ah-ha,” Uta says, cackling.

“It’s a bruise!”

“We know,” Yomo grumbles. He really should derive more joy from teasing Itori. For revenge. 

Uta leans forward. “I’ve always wondered, do humans taste better when you -”

“Uta, we all know you’ve slept with humans before, too,” Yomo shoots back, clapping a hand over Uta’s mouth.

“Aw, Ren, you’re being so nice,” Itori purrs. “Not that I’m seeing anyone. But if you thought I was.”

Yomo lifts an eyebrow at her boldfaced life. “You have ten seconds to spill name, address, job, and all required approval information, or I’ll let Uta ask the questions.” 

TG wonder trio (Yomo, Uta, Itori) with a figure skating so

I hope you enjoyed the Winter Olympics? 😀 Yuzuru Hanyu and Shoma Uno’s routines were breathtaking, as was Evgenia Mendeveva’s. ❤ 

Yomo

– That thick jacket comes in handy for all the time he spends in the skating rink. 

– his s/o definitely pressured him into watching Yuri on Ice! He loved it and cried at the kiss scene.

– His s/o likes to go to casual outdoor skating rinks in the winter, in disguise. They drag him along and try to teach him to skate as people wobble by, entirely unaware that one of Japan’s best is skating next to them. It’s great and romantic for Yomo.

Uta

– Insists on helping design their costumes.  His s/o therefore usually winds up performing to darker themes.

– Brags about them constantly.

– Occasionally dons skates to try to skate with them during practice. He’s terrible, but his s/o has lots of fun.

– shows up for every practice and every competition, without fail. 

Itori

– Insists on helping choreograph their routines.  

– Her s/o dared to perform a routine as a ghoul, and Itori was both earnestly enthusiastic and worried for the ensuing controversy. 

– Her s/o cites their girlfriend as inspiration, but refuses to give Itori’s name to protect her. There’s quite a media storm to figure out who the mysterious girlfriend is, to the endless amusement of Itori and her s/o.

Can you do another yomo itori Uta friendship scenario ?

Certainly, Nonny-Mouse.

“Uta, fetch your boy,” Itori commands as she slouches over in front of the bar at Helter Skelter.

“Itori, you’re still hungover,” Uta warns her.

“I don’t care. Active – moving – that the cure.” Itori stumbles to her feet despite her screaming headache. “You and Ren are coming shopping with me.”

“If you make us stand around while you try out lingerie again…”

“That was years ago, Uta.” Itori snaps her fingers. “We’re going book shopping today. And, er, whatever else you want. Go get Renji.”

Uta returns half an hour later with Yomo, who is aggressively sipping coffee in preparation for whatever adventure Itori has devised. Wordless as always, he hands her a black coffee.

“You’re the best, you know that, Ren?” Itori gulps down the coffee. “Ooh, it burns.”

“It’s hot,” Yomo says.

“I know that! I like it scalding!” She swats his shoulder. “Let’s go!”

“You need a coat – it’s cold today,” Yomo tries.

“Don’t bother,” Uta says with a laugh. “This is gonna be fun.”

“Uh-huh.” Yomo raises an eyebrow as Itori drags them to the largest bookstore in the 20th ward. Few know it, but Itori has a hobby of reading dozens of history books and pointing out contradictions in them. Uta has transformed watching her rant about history into a sport. 

And as they walk arm-in-arm, the three of them, lonely Uta and wild Itori and reserved Yomo, they all feel somehow like they belong.

Can you please do Uta, Itori, x Yomo comforting a sobbing so?

Uta 

– He really didn’t think his s/o would ever be this upset.

– Immediately drops what he’s doing to scramble to their side.

– May tickle or tease them until they smile. And then they’ll have a long conversations, and he’ll hold them the entire time. 

Itori

– Has a handkerchief (yes, a handkerchief) ready for this scenario. Finally, she can use it. 

– “What’s wrong? Who do you need me to murder?”

– Pulls out a bottle of wine or blood wine (depending on if s/o is human), and as soon as there’s a break between tears demands to know what’s going on. 

– “I love you, and no matter what, I’m on your side,” she assures before they begin.

Yomo

– Holds them. Perhaps pulls them into his lap and lets them sob across his chest.

– He knows they’ll talk to them when they’re ready, so for now he just lets them cry and occasionally murmurs comforting phrases. 

May I request a scenario where Yomo and Uta have the same love interest?

“Who’s that?” Uta nods in the corner of Anteiku, where a customer sits with a latte and their laptop. Their lips are puckered and their brow furrowed with concentration, and they’re altogether adorable.

“They’re a new regular,” Yomo says, uncomfortable with the interest Uta displays. “Not for eating.”

Uta gasps. “That was not the plan.”

Yomo swallows. “So, what is your plan?”

Uta’s the fun one, of course. Dangerous, tattooed, savvy. He gets all the lovers. But Yomo’s been watching them as they arrive to work every day, at 9 am on the dot, and he’s even exchanged pleasantries with them. And he…he wants to take them to dinner. 

Uta tilts his head. “Is this a crush?”

Yomo snorts.

“It is.” Uta grins. “Well, may the best man win.”

Yomo simmers. He knows he can’t compare to Uta. He’s reserved, plain, boring. But…but…his heart still yearns.

Uta notices Renji’s sorrow, and hesitates. 

That’s how the standoff begins. Every day for a week, Uta and Yomo show up to occasionally talk to the cute customer but each go no further, convinced the other was best for them. 

Until, that is, Itori walks in. “Oh my god. The both of you.” 

Itori breezes up to the person and grabs the seat across from them. After twenty minutes of talking, Itori has a phone number and a dinner date.

“And that,” she says with a bow as soon as the customer has left, “is how you do it, gentlemen.” 

Hi, could you write about a drunk Nico. Please and thank you.

– drunk Nico rarely happens, but when it does, you can directly correlate her frequency of giggles with how tipsy she is.

– drunk Nico will absolutely try to seduce whomever she perceives as the hardest-to-seduce man around. This is how she befriended Yamori. 

– Occasionally, Roma has hauled her ass back home and called for backup when Nico decides to sleep on the sidewalk (usually Itori, sometimes Uta. Souta has always refused). 

– drunk Nico once told a human she was a ghoul, and that’s the only time Souta showed up – as CCG – to save them.

– hungover Nico is very apologetic and weepy. Uta likes hungover Nico, who once confessed her entire life story to him. He’s kept most of it private. 

– drunk Nico rambles a lot about Christmas. She loves giving and receiving gifts. And the lights! Twinkling lights! 

– Under no circumstances should drunk Nico EVER pass by a makeup store. This is how she first got on CCG’s radar, when she was still a teenager herself. She robbed everyone by declaring she was a ghoul, then stealing hundreds of lipsticks and eyeshadow kits. 

Can I get a sick day Clown scenario? I’m a bit under the weather. Thank you!

Awwww feel better soon. ❤ ❤ ❤

“I’m positively dying,” Itori complains, flopping onto her sofa.

“Itori, you have a cold,” Souta says, crossing his arms. “I don’t feel bad for you.”

“Uta, he’s being mean to me,” whines Itori.

“There, there, it’s okay.” Roma holds out a glass of water, and Nico begins to braid Itori’s hair.

“See, they’re nice, brat,” Itori mumbles to Souta. He merely laughs, until Uta glares at him. 

“Okay, okay. I’ll stop.” He holds up his hands.

“Do you want me to administer last rites?” Donato asks dryly.

“There are two types of people,” Nico sings, pointing to Souta and Donato.

“See, the clowns can even make a cold fun.” Uta pats Itori’s shoulder.

“I hope Souta gets it next.”

“I’m sticking far across the room, dear.” Souta scoots into the corner. 

“Let’s watch a horror movie.” Roma grins as Itori perks up. 

They settle in, and Itori’s mind forgets she feels like death the entire time. 

“Good choice,” Nico tries to say, but her throat is scratchy. She frowns.

“And you thought I was being stupid!” Souta yells.

“I still do,” Nico whispers. Shit. She’s really sick, isn’t she. 

“Uta, I’m going to request you make us all plague masks,” Donato mutters.

The weird kinks vs vanilla ask got me curious. What’s their weird kinks like?

Furuta – Completely, totally dominating a feisty partner. 

Tsukiyama – Probably involves mutual feeding on each other. 

Mirumo – He’s game for literally anything. Hanging upside down like a bat is particularly fun.

Saiko – Will use her kagune to role play anime and manga characters. 

Hakatori – Make sex a battlefield. Blood included. 

Takizawa – The more chains, the better. 

Eto – Please allow her to use her kakuja on her partner. 

Nico – Likes it either very rough or to be worshiped. There is no in-between. 

Uta – Masks, tattoos, drawing on his partner, having his partner draw on him…

Roma – Role-play Kaneki for her.

Itori – Would like to be doused in blood wine and have her partner drink all of it off.