YOU KNOW NICO DID NOT LET HER GIRL ITORI SUFFER ALONE.
(shhhhh, Furuta didn’t die, what are you talking about? I’m right here).
Tag: itori
So reading that Fumi and the Clowns relationship thingy and I’m kind of craving a scenario of when Uta is teasing her over Hige and she brings up his feelings for Yomo because that just seems amazing
“What’s up with Fumi?” Donato asks, scoffing at the small, scowling ghoul who hasn’t touched her blood wine.
“Lovesick, can’t you tell?” Nico asks breathily. Souta whistles.
“Shut up,” Fumi mutters.
“Aw, is your heart hurting because your true love might leave you if he saw the depths of your depravity?” Uta snickers as he sips his wine.
Fumi’s mouth opens. “You’re one to talk.”
“Shots have been fired,” Itori jokes. Roma nudges her, and Itori slyly turns her phone on “record.”
“Okay.” Uta eyes her. “I’ll bite. What do you mean?”
“I mean your fluttering heart around that dashing Raven, even though you like to keep your misdeeds on the side, too,” Fumi shoots back. “Because you’re in love, too! Hypocrite.”
Uta sputters as the rest of the clowns laugh. “I know you are, but what am I?”
“Now that’s just lame, Uta.” Fumi shakes her head. “I expected better.”
“On the bright side,” says Itori. “That’s as close to an admission as anyone’s ever gotten him.”
Okay, but hear me out! Mafia au, with Uta, Nico, Itori, Donato, Yomo, Kaneki and the Kirishima siblings! Full on suit and suspenders, sharp-looking and brutal!
Donato – the old henchman. Brutal enforcer. deeply misses the son the government deemed him unfit to parent.
Touka – was once a child of a man killed by the mafia. She now lives with her uncle and tries to avoid their destruction, but is pulled back in after rescuing Kaneki Ken from being killed due to mistaken identity.
Ayato – has joined the mafia to get revenge for his dad.
Yomo – a former hitman, now raising his niece and nephew. Occasionally hooks up with his old flame from mafia days.
Kaneki – After countless suffering, establishes the Goat Mafia in an attempt to promote peace.
Uta – Yomo’s old flame, an inwardly despairing hitman who stays in the life because he’s has no identity otherwise.
Itori – the sly, seductive daughter of the mafia boss. Despite her dad’s wishes, she’s joined the hitmen.
I’ve been feeling really shitty today…. could I have some fluffy utarentori friendship hcs?
I am so sorry you feel shitty. ❤ I hope the rest of your day is wonderful.
– Itori has determined their friendversary and insists on celebrating it every year.
– This celebration involves lots of blood wine, Yomo becoming very talkative, Uta stripping, and Itori recording everything.
– Itori is a frequent hugger. Yomo is not, but when he hugs, he hugs deeply. Uta, meanwhile, likes using hugs to make people uncomfortable.
– Itori has definitely given her two friends makeovers.
– She’s also stolen Yomo’s coat, which is quite soft and comfortable. In response, Uta stole one of her dresses.
– So Yomo and Itori retaliated against Uta by covering Yomo in fake tattoos that he did not get from Uta.
– This offended Uta deeply, although he did secretly suspect a joke, but since when does Yomo joke?
Omgomgomg I just remembered I love Fumi! What’s her relationship with the other Clowns?
Donato – she finds him creepy tbh. Fumi is still uncomfortable with killing children for fun.
Roma – Fumi loves her. Afternoons out for coffee with Roma are always fun.
Nico – Fumi adores Nico, but Nico is quite the tease over her feelings for a certain Quinx.
Itori – Itori is Fumi’s psuedo “big sister,” doling out questionable life advice that Fumi loves to hear.
Uta – Uta once tried to tease her over Higemaru. She retorted by asking him about his feelings for Yomo and it has been AWKWARD since.
Souta – Is a very big Higefumi shipper, but clearly does not understand that they actually love each other, and that’s frustrating.
Coming clean about my guilty pleasure ship Kiyoko/Itori… Any headcanons for their being a possibility~? <3 Otherwise, ALL of the Houji/Tatara headcanons, if you can't think of any of Kiyoko/Itori~
Kiyoko/Itori
– it probably began with Itori volunteering to slip Kiyoko information on the clowns.
– Kiyoko was right not to trust her, because of course her information was BS.
– But they’d already become friends. Kiyoko cried upon hearing of Itori’s miscarriage, and Itori loved Kiyoko’s stories of her nephew.
– Eventually, Itori asked why Kiyoko kept meeting with her. “Because you’re fun,” Kiyoko replied. “Funny, because I say the same for you.”
– They kissed, and occasionally Kiyoko sees Itori watching from a distance when she’s in battle. Itori respects her girl’s power too much to interfere, but she’s there just in case.
– Itori visits Kiyoko in the hospital and gets Kiyoko to laugh for the first time after losing her legs. And then Itori cries with her, too.
Houji/Tatara
– Even in their breakup phase, Houji will still get text messages from random throwaway phones. They usually contain trolling references to his relationship with Tatara.
– Tatara has, of course, made all of Aogiri buy cheap phones to troll Houji with.
– Tatara once left his mask at Houji’s. He returned to see Houji wearing it, which he found unbearably sexy.
– Who kisses who first? Houji will say Tatara. Tatara will say Houji.
– Both are wrong. They were giving each other sultry glances and Eto, at that point a young upstart trying to recruit Tatara, banged their heads and lips together.
Can I get some SFW and NSFW poly HC for Itori Uta and Yomo? I love the idea of them 3 together so I might ask for a scenario later 🤔
Ask away. ❤
SFW
– Itori is communications director. She initiates any emotional conversations because Lord knows Uta and Yomo won’t.
– Yomo is the romantic. He will bring flowers and make breakfast in bed for his husband and wife.
– Uta begs the two of his spouses to get matching tattoos with him. Thus far he’s been unsuccessful, but he WAS allowed to design their wedding rings.
– Uta loves introducing them as his wife and husband. Partially because he takes pride in them both, and partially because he likes trolling any bigots in the audience.
NSFW
– It’s rare that Yomo initiates, but when he does, there will be a long, passionate night that reaches spiritual levels.
– Itori is usually on top, regardless of position.
– And believe me, they’ve tried many.
– Uta is fond of using his kagune during sex, but one time he made it look like Yomo, and sex quickly devolved into a tickling contest.
How would youngish (like 22-27 year old) Uta act? He’s already lost a lot of the clowns and opened his mask shop, but kaneki and his whole mess hasn’t happened yet. Is he mad or bored all the time? What does he do besides making masks? Kinda specific but I’m trying to write awkward age Uta and idk who else to help brain storm
– he hangs out with Yomo a lot, and practices his flirting skills
– Itori often invites them to Helter Skelter. Yomo leaves soon after because “crowds”, but Uta often tears up the dance floor.
– I sort of feel like he might be the sort to drown his sorrows in casual sex? Partially just because he likes exploring people’s bodies. Despite concerns from Yomo and Itori.
– A lot of his early masks represent defeat and despair. When he slowly matures, they become more hopeful, more unique to the wearer.
– He’s definitely bored, and lonely, but doesn’t like letting people close. Still, Yomo and Itori get into his heart anyways.
– Yoshimura definitely offers him a position at Anteiku, but Uta turns it down. Still, he enjoys visiting once he realizes Yoshimura doesn’t judge him.
If the Clowns were cats, what breed and/or color would they be?
*sees cat + clown ask*
*throws aside queue to answer immediately*
Uta – he’s a streetwise mixed black cat and 100% proud of it.
Donato Porpora – Russian blue. I have one. They’re amazingly agile and precious.
Nico – an expensive, sly Siamese.
Itori – My vodka aunt is a luxurious, beautiful Himalayan.
Hoito Roma – Maine Coon. Large playful kakujas of fluff.
Nimura FURuta – He’s a purebred Bombay to rival Uta’s black street cat.
What are the Clowns reactions to Nico coming out as trans? :)
– Donato probably just shrugs. He’s not surprised at all. He may ask an inappropriate question about transitioning. -__-
– Roma cheers her on. She’s been waiting for Nico to come out to the rest of the clowns for, well, forever.
– Itori is thrilled to have another female member of the team. She sasses Uta about it.
– Uta, like Donato, is not the least bit surprised. But he’ll create a beautiful new mask for his quasi-sister to show his support.
– Souta may be mildly uncomfortable because of his family’s pretty well-documented hypermasculinity. But he won’t treat Nico any differently, and he’ll try to push those Washuu poisons from his mind.
– Nico, knowing her, will probably tease Souta about having some flavor of transphobic upbringing, and they’ll get along just fine after he realizes she’s not going to hate him for another Washuu problem.
Mercy and Magic 