myths, magic, and fandoms
Itori is an ukaku, flighty and deadly. She has gotten Yomo drunk to have ukaku fights before.
Nico is a powerful but dainty koukaku.
Tsuneyoshi and Yoshitoki are rinkaku kakujas.
Matsuri is a bikaku kakuja, which made Tsuneyoshi dislike him even more. Because he’s the first Washuu in generations not to be a rinkaku.
Washuu Iyo is a rinkaku.
Tatara is a rinkaku, capable of summoning four incredibly thick and powerful tentacles.
Who else am I missing?
Okay, the one thing that has not happened is Itori being injured. I have full confidence in our girl.
1. Perhaps Nico needed boyfriend support, and Itori was there for her girl.
2. Or perhaps Itori wanted Uta to find her, and this is all an elaborate prank, enlisted Renji.
3. Itori is being interviewed about her clown duties by TSC, and she’s having way too much fun trolling them to keep an appointment, even with Uta.
Uta realizes that if he wants coffee with her, he needs to surprise her, because Itori never keeps appointments anyways.
So he stakes out Helter Skelter Not At All Creepily until she appears, and surprises her with coffee. 🙂
Uta
– he’s thrilled, to say the least. Ecstatic. He loves that someone could fool his senses and observations so thoroughly.
– He did suspect after a bit, because of their knowledge, but he only found out when they decided to tell him – after discovering Uta’s involvement in Furuta’s dragon plan.
– He will constantly tease them on their age, even while they go to stop the plan.
Yomo Renji
– He grows concerned when they act nervous about Ayato investigating the underground.
– They reveal their true nature to defend Goat from the Oggai, and Yomo is stunned.
– Once the situation is under control, Yomo is going to need a very long talk with them. It will probably end with a kiss, though, despite his s/o’s fear.
Itori
– Itori knew. She knew from the start.
– Itori finally gets her s/o to confirm it when they confront her shortly after Dragon, when she encourages Goat to forget Kaneki.
– Her s/o is stunned that she knew, and she’s stunned to see them admit it.
– They kiss passionately, in front of everyone.
Kaneki Ken
– His s/o is determined to rescue him from Dragon, and confesses to Goat and CCG.
– Fortunately, they know how to defeat Dragon due to their past, and even how to save Rize.
– When Dragon ends, Kaneki talks to them. Now all the hints they told him made sense. He’d suspected a half-ghoul, but not this. They are very comforting for each other.
Arima Kishou
– “Um, doesn’t this make you my relative?” He pushes his glasses back up his nose. This is the first thing he says.
– His s/o is incensed. “A distant relative! Very distant!”
– He’s interested in the idea of a kagune running wild and upending the order of society. His s/o helps him figure out how to plan this more humanely.
Yoshimura Eto
– “Boo, of course you were a half ghoul. But old? Come on now!” Eto teases.
– She admires her s/o’s fighting ability and really, really wants to use their consumption by a kagune as a horror plot device.
– Her s/o tells her all the Washuu secrets they can, and slowly helps convert Arima, Furuta, Matsuri and more to overthrow V.
Daughter dating Touka anon here, I just remembered Yomo and Touka are related, so you can either leave Renji out or you can make the daughter adopted, your choice uwu
UWU BACK TO YOU DEAR
Uta
– Ever the astute observer, Uta grows suspicious with their attempts to make him believe they despise each other.
– Uta suggests to Yomo that they have a date. Yomo agrees, and Uta ‘happens’ to go to the same movie theater as Touka and his daughter.
– Yomo glares daggers at Uta during the entire film, because he realizes that he’s been fooled into any other spy mission.
– Touka and her date don’t notice until the end, when they stand up and see Yomo and Uta in the back. Uta wavily lamely.
– Touka and her date promptly race back to ransack Hysy as vengeance.
Yomo
– Yomo finds out when Touka approaches him about this. They’re not blood relatives, but she doesn’t know what Yomo will think.
– He’s stunned. He thought they hated each other. Is this just feelings on Touka’s end?
– Touka tells him that his daughter approached her, actually.
– Yomo’s less concerned about the relation, than he is with the fact that his daughter likes girls and did not tell him. He will be very supportive of them both.
Itori
– Itori is ecstatic. She snaps photos of them on their date, holding hands, and sends them to Yomo and Uta, bragging that her daughter is dating TOUKA-CHAN.
– Itori: Now we’ll be family Yomo!!!
– Itori loves having Touka over for dinner or drinks or anything really. Touka practically becomes her second daughter.
– Itori also probably gives them both sex ed, to their despair. But, despite the awkwardness, Itori is pretty good at teaching.
#Canon.
Itori has just finished tucking her friend into bed. Itori’s bed, to be exact, which she has dutifully maintained as the squishiest bed in Tokyo. Itori finds it useful for the ghouls who come to her for help, when they’re pregnant from human partners and unsure what to do.
Itori helps them.
She hums to herself and turns off the lights. But when she dances back downstairs, she finds Uta staring at the trash can.
Itori swallows the laugh bubbling inside her. “Hi there.”
Uta nods.
“Can’t speak?” she purrs.
“Hi.” Uta points to the trash can. The trash can holding a positive pregnancy test.
“Wouldn’t you like a little Utatori?” she asks sweetly.
Blood drains from Uta’s face. He sways – he actually fucking sways – and that’s when Yomo catches him.
“Aw, Ren’s here too!” Itori claps her hands.
“I don’t – I mean – ” Uta wipes his sweating palms on Yomo’s coat.
“Relax, idiot. It’s a friend’s.” Itori tosses her hair over her shoulder. “Women gotta help each other out from time-to-time.”
“Really?” Uta peers at her.
“You didn’t know that?” Yomo asks.
“No!”
“Well, now you do.” Itori pats Uta on his head. “Unfortunately, my bed’s taken by my friend tonight.”
Uta chokes as Itori quickly retreats, holding her phone aloft like a prize.
“You recorded this?!” Uta shrieks.
The mischievous jet-black jerk: Furruta Purruta.
The orange priss: Itoreow
The old, cruel alpha: Donato Purrpurra
The sassy, flouncy diva: Neowco
The cute little kitten: Purroma
And, of course, the giant fluffykins: Purrenji Yomo.
Yomo Renji – has a soft spot for Undertale. Despises jumpscares, but he’ll pretend they don’t bother him.
Uta – he loves strategy, all the strategy. Loves jump scares, too.
Itori – She loves dark games like Danganronpa. Komaeda is her fave. She is very vocal in her response to jump scares – she curses them with language that stuns even Uta.
Nico – Has never recovered from Nier Automata. She insists someone hold her while she plays a scary game, so she can grab them when she’s scared.
Kaneki Ken – visual novels all the way. He hates jump scares.
Kirishima Touka – she was recently introduced to the Legend of Zelda, and will not stop talking about it. Also fuck jump scares, but she doesn’t get too riled by them.
Kirishima Ayato – First person shooter games, and Portal. Jumpscares are his weakness, and Hinami has dutifully filmed this for Touka’s viewing pleasure.
Fueguchi Hinami – Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime is her favorite, and tbh, the more people that play it, the more she loves it. Ayato’s screams when the bugs appear are beautiful. Also, she’s not a fan of jump scares.
Nagachika Hideyoshi – Mario Kart is his favorite. Watching people fall apart on Rainbow Road is truly a joy for him. Jump scares are the best!
Itori is all of our vodka aunt.
She’s eagerly awaiting Ichika’s 21st birthday so she can shower ichika in blood wine.
She tried giving Ichika a dilute glass once. Yomo nearly decapitated her.
10/10 disaster.
10/10 good fun for Ichika, Uta, and Itori though.
The disaster only when Kaneki and Touka come home to find Ichika sipping (very dilute) blood wine, with fake tattoos and fluorescent hair dye.
She’s also wearing Itori’s high-heels. The counter is covered in paint from the drawings Uta has been doing with her.
While Kaneki wheezes in a corner, Touka calls Yomo and asks him to “collect his trash friends.” Which Uta and Itori take as a compliment.
Itori deserves the world.
Touka sidles up to Itori. Renji and Uta are snarking off to each other as usual, as Itori sits at the cafe counter with a dreamy expression on her face.
Touka leans in Itori’s ear. “You should just ask him if he’s a virgin.”
Itori turns her gaze to Touka. “Touka-chan, what are you talking about?”
“You love Uta, right? That’s how I got Kaneki.” Touka wiggles her eyebrows as she pats her protruding stomach.
Itori is never one to feel abashed, but – Touka? Touka, whom she met when Touka was still a child? “Eh…Um…”
Itori clears her throat. “I know damn well he isn’t.”
“Ask.” Touka pouts. “Don’t upset a pregnant lady.”
“When did you get manipulative, you subtle-as-a-sledgehammer ghoul?” Itori sticks out her tongue. But she does rise and sidle up to Uta.
What the hell, right?
She drapes an arm around his shoulders. “Hey, Uta-kun, are you a virgin?”
“Wait…” Uta looks confused, and Renji apoplectic. Fortunately for Itori, Touka guides her uncle away with a satisfied smirk on her face.
“Why are you asking that, and didn’t you catch me with -”
“Shut up.” Itori presses her lips against his.
Uta’s eyes nearly fall out of their sockets. “I see. So that’s how it is.”
He nearly tackles her in a full-mouth kiss. “How long have you been waiting to tell me?”
“Probably half as long as you, Uta!” Touka calls over.
He chuckles. “Maybe.”
“Really?” Itori grins.
“Really.” Uta spins Itori around and kisses her again.
Mercy and Magic 