Idk if you remember but one time you wrote something about how Irimi and Koma got married and had a baby daughter? What happened to her now that her parents are gone?

Wow, you’re just…cruel…aren’t you… *runs off sobbing*

jk i love you and this ask. ❤

– She’s being cared for by Yomo Renji, a close friend of her parents’. 

– He also ensured there was a proper burial for them. 

– She’s a good older cousin to Pleasure-chan and all of the Nakimiza brood.

– She once asked Yomo if they could adopt a doberman, and he may have cried.

– and then acquiesced. Uta had to move in to help care for the puppy, though.

– The irimikoma daughter is determined to one day be like Uncle Shuu and help work for the TSC. She’s gonna do her parents proud. 

Irimi & Koma first kiss :3

YASSSSSS

(I miss them).

“Koma, can you mop the floors just a little better?” Irimi crosses her arms from behind the counter in Anteiku.

“Can or will?” Koma winks.

“Enji, you’re a fool,” she says with a roll of her eyes.

“Enji, is it?” Koma brightens. He sidles up to her. “Enji, eh, Kaya?”

She smiles at how close his face is to hers. “I think so, Enji.”

He leans forward to brush his lips against hers.

Irimi grabs him by his collar to yank him closer. She deepens their kiss.

Enji opens his mouth, and Irimi dives in, wrapping her arms around him. 

Behind them, Yoshimura smiles as he tiptoes out of earshot. These tender moments don’t belong to him. 

ooh can you do nsfw with irimi and koma?

OH MY GOD YES.

“You really are annoying, you know that.” Irimi gives the Devil Ape her most withering glare.

“Sure I am. That’s why you love me.” Koma winks.

“Brat!” Irimi fumbles with her keys to open the door to her apartment complex.

“I just wanted to make sure you got home safe. There’s doves around these days.”He approaches her sheepishly.

“I know that. I’m perfectly capable of handling myself.” Irimi scowls more. She was hoping he was following her to come up to her apartment.

Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained. She leans over to kiss his lips. Only a softie would go for the cheek, and Irimi is not a softie. 

Koma’s mouth falls open.

“What?” Irimi crosses her arms.

He dives closer, encapsulating her in an embrace. 

“Want to come upstairs?” she whispers.

He nods, and soon they’re in her room.

“If anyone had predicted this…” Koma grins. 

“I’d probably have stabbed them with my ukaku.” Irimi flashes her kakugans at him. She drags him to her bed, where they fall in an ungainly heap.

He frowns as she lifts her shirt. “Whoa.” Her bra unhooks in the front? Who is this marvelous female? She’s amazing.

“I’m saving you the trouble.” Irimi wiggles her eyebrows as she tears off his vest.

Koma laughs as she plants a kiss in the midst of his chest. 

“God dammit, I love you,” Irimi mutters as she yanks off her tights.

“I love you too.” He kisses her cheek, and she has to chuckle.

Their fingers explore each other’s bare bodies for a long while. Once enemies, now best friends and more. Koma can’t believe this incredible woman was ever someone he hated. And Irimi is rabid for her Devil Ape, for the extraordinary, funny, kind heart she once dismissed as a brute.

Afterwards, they lie in each other’s arms until daylight.  

Every ship you can think of’s child’s name if they’re male or female or have a gender neutral name (but Kyou and Tsukiyama should totally adopt Niji)

Touken – Yotsume, girl

Hidekane – Sunny, boy or girl or neutral 

Shuuneki – Rin, genderqueer 

Akiramon – Kosuke, girl

Seiaki- Kosuke, girl,

Takirona- Nashiro, girl

Nishikimi – Oshin, boy

Irimi/Koma – Fumiko, girl

Yoshimura/Ukina – Eto (oh wait)

Ayahina – Ryouko, girl

UtaRen – Asa, girl

Utatori – Renji, boy

Tsukikana – Rose, girl

Tsukichie – Kanae, neutral

Tsukikyou – Niji. That is all. 

Arieto – Kaneki Ken, boy. 

Uihai – Masanori, boy

Nakimiza – Chihiro, girl

Yoriko/Takeomi – Iwao, boy

Suzuhan – Yukinori, boy

Matsurie – Danuja, girl

Urisai – Hotaru, girl

Mutsurie – Ginshi, boy

Mutsuki/Kaneki – Kishou, boy

Shiraiko -Gintoki, boy

Saiko/Hsaio – Diana of Themyscira, girl

Maruchika – Kazumi, neutral 

Fururize – Hisa, girl

Irimi or Koma mentioning off hand that they got married and had a baby daughter during the timeskip like it’s not much of a big deal but then once they do, everyone in Goat who was in Anteiku is staring

“I’m so glad to see you two,” Kaneki whispers. 

“We’re glad to see you.” Koma clasps Irimi’s hand in his. 

Kaneki eyes their intertwined fingers. “Are you…together?”

“We got married while you were out there as CCG’s puppet,” Irimi said softly. “To honor you, really. You saved us, so we lived in your memory.”

Kaneki’s mouth opens. He feels a lump grow in his throat.

“And this is Ai.” Koma points to a baby carriage behind them.

“What?!” Kaneki chokes.

“It’s not a big deal,” Irimi says with a chuckle. 

Hinami eyes Touka, who shrugs. Kaneki looks stunned; Ayato, flabbergasted. And Yomo has always been awkward about these things.  

“Come on guys, say hello to the Devil Dober!” Irimi puts her hands on her hips. Koma scoops up their daughter, who cackles and reaches for his nose.

“She’s adorable,” Hinami finally says. “Can I hold her?”

“Of course.” Irimi nods towards Kaneki. Her point is clear. If you hadn’t saved us, Ai would’t exist.

Kaneki turns away so they won’t see him crying. 

The ships as weird couple stock photos?

Touken – 

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Hidekane – 

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Shuuneki –

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Akiramon – 

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Seiaki-

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Takirona

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Nishikimi –

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Irimi/Koma – 

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Irimi/Take

Yoshimura/Ukina –

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Ayahina –

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UtaRen –

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Utatori –

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Tsukikana –

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Tsukichie –

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Arieto 

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Uihai-

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Nakimiza –

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Yoriko/Takeomi –

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Suzuhan –

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Matsurie –

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Urisai-

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Mutsurie –

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Mutsuki/Kaneki

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Shiraiko –

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Saiko/Hsaio –

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Maruchika – 

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Fururize –

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Higemaru/Hakatori (Higetori)

Okay, who did I miss?

updated to include take/irimi and higetori. 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can I have each pairing that you can think of’s favourite sex position?

Okay, who did I miss. 😛

Touken – spooning

Hidekane – missionary

Shuuneki – wall sex

Nishikimi – cowgirl

Irimi/Koma – Doggy style. I had to.

Ayahina – Butterfly. I’m sorry.

Utaren – wall sex

Akiramon – missionary

Seiaki – up and over

Takirona – cowgirl 

Suzuhan – cowboy

Tsukikana – using their kagunes so they’re both upside down

Tsukichie – sit and straddle

Mutsurie – missionary

Urisai – spoons

Shiraiko – doggy style

Saiko//Hsaio – 69

Uihai – missionary

Arieto – whatever wacky idea Eto has next.

Maruchika – wall sex

Furutui – standing

Furuta/Rize – varies but he’s on bottom. 

Takeomi/Yoriko – missionary

Hey!Uh-Can you do Irimi and Koma and how the two fell for each other?

I can always do Irimi/Koma.

Irimi Kaya remembers the day she finally spoke to the Devil Ape. They’d been working together for three weeks without saying a word. But one day, Koma Enji pointed outside the shop.

“It’s your kind of dog.”

Indeed, a Doberman strolled down the street. Irimi’s eyes widened. “It’s adorable.”

Koma grinned. He’d gotten her to speak to him!

Of course, he has to initiate the next few conversations. A cup of coffee there, a puppy here, a shoulder to cry on when her childhood friend was killed by Doves.  

But come summer, she’s initiating small talk with him.

One day, he makes a bottle of blood wine for her, because she said she missed it. 

“Let’s split it,” Irimi tells him.

When Yoshimura opens the shop the next morning, he finds his two most reliable workers lolling behind the counter, drunk and giggling and awfully close to each other.

He sends them home, and to his delight, they head in the same direction.