Hehe I love “caught in the act” scenarios.

“Haise.” Suzuya Juuzou tugs on Sasaki’s hair. “Kiss me more.”

“Always.” Sasaki dives in. Suzuya pulls him down across the desk, and soon Sasaki is straddling him and their limbs are intertwined and all Sasaki can think is Juuzou, Juuzou, Juuzou, and all Suzuya can think is Haise. 

He moans as Sasaki’s tongue circles his. 

“That feels so good,” he says between kisses.

“You feel good.” Sasaki puts his hands between Suzuya’s legs. “Is this okay?”

“Mmm-hmm.” Suzuya treasure the feeling of Sasaki’s hands on him, of Sasaki’s hips digging into his. 

He slips his own hands under Sasaki’s coat to feel his chest. “Ah-ahhh.”

A high-pitched scream sends both of them toppling to the floor. They look up to see Urie Kuki wailing and pounding his own eyes. “Help! Help! Someone! BLIND ME!”