Godfather Hirako plz

– after all he’s done, he BETTER be the godfather of any Uihai or Arieto child.

– Not of Yusa, Shio, or Rikai’s kids, though. Because they’re never having sex.

– Godfather Hirako is very fun. He’s slipping treats to them as soon as their parents aren’t looking. He’s taking them to amusement parks, or at least for ice cream on quieter days.

– He regales everyone with tales of Arima, Ui, Hairu, etc.’s heroics.

– He also stops any Squad Zero kid mischief with his godchildren.

– That’s a lie.

– He tries to stop, but Shio is unstoppable.

– He may be that forgettable person who blends into a crowd, but his godfather skills stand out.

hirako’s reaction to yusa’s crush on marie?

From @koyuki-tan’s “Peace Sign.”

Hirako rubs a hand across his face. He is not prepared to deal with romance when the kids are still so young.

His kids. They’re practically his children. They can’t be developing crushes and feelings.

Hirako grabs his Shiba and pulls it against his chest. He buries his face in its fluff to muffle his moan.

“I don’t want to teach them about love, pupper. I’ve never had it – except you, I love you, of course,” Hirako assures the dog.

Look at him. He’s crazy. Talking to a dog.

The next day, Hirako gently prods Yusa until the kid confesses his feelings.

“I know, Yusa,” Hirako says with a grin. “We can formulate a plan, if you wish.”

Yusa’s eyes brighten. “Really?”

An adult will help him? He’ll definitely be successful now, right?

He stares across the room, where Marie stands with her fellow beta-Quinxes. Excitement blooms in his heart.

“Let’s get started.”

Ui is afraid of spiders!

“Oh my god, get it away from me!” Ui bursts out, skittering behind Hairu.

“Huh?” She looks up in puzzlement. “Oh!”

Hairu laughs at the spider gracefully descending from the ceiling. “I think it’s lovely.”

UI shakes his head. “One of you brave ghoul investigators, kill it.”

“Nah,” says Hirako, leaning back in his chair. “Spiders don’t bother me.”

“Are you crazy?” Ui hisses.

“I’m a child and you’re the adult,” Shio protests.

“I like it,” says Yusa.

“Ui, save us,” says Rikai.

Hairu rolls her eyes. “How about I capture it and take it outside?”

It’s weird, she thinks, as she coaxes the creature onto a paper towel. She’s showing more mercy to an arachnid than a ghoul.

She waves the captive spider before Ui, who blanches.

“Can we keep him?” Yusa asks.

“NO.” Ui shivers.

Would he shiver at me? Hairu wonders.

She turns to leave, onto to run into Arima. “Say hello to our spy, Arima!”

Arima scrambles back. “Get – it – away!”

Hirako chortles. “We’ve found Arima Kishou’s secret kryptonite!”

An American ghoul called Bella Hennesey. She has an Ukaku/Bikaku Chimera. Please write about her :)

This sounds like a fascinating chimera. 😀

Bella Hennesey. Like the liquor, but spelled differently.

That’s how she’d introduced herself to Hirako Take. Tall, with a cute glasses and an upturned nose framed by glossy auburn hair in a perfect bun, she’d asked him for reports on current investigations for her PhD research. Shown her University of Tokyo ID and everything. Dismissed her awkwardness with her American mannerisms.

And now Squad Zero has cornered her for being something more than interested in ghouls. For being a ghoul.

A green ukaku, like shards of the Emerald City in The Wizard of Oz, emerges from her shoulders. A long, snake-like bikaku creeps out from her lower back.

The Wizard of Oz. The movie they’d watched. Hirako was going to ask her for a second date, too, before Ui had discovered her secret.

“Really?” she mocks. “That’s all the manpower you brought? I’m insulted.”

“And women power!” Hairu yells.

She ignores Hairu. She even ignores Hirako. Arima, Bella knows, is the true threat.

Without a second glance towards Hirako, Bella falls off their roof. Arima leaps forward, but she has already flown away.

They search but don’t find her, and Hirako has to admit he’s relieved. Even if she joins Aogiri after how he treated her.

“I just…can’t believe she was a horrible person,” Hirako admits later, when he and Arima are alone in Arima’s office. “I’m so weak, huh?”

“No, I don’t think so.” Arima’s eyes glimmer, and for a moment, Hirako wonders if Arima let her go for him.

But that’s stupid. Arima would never.

Arima clears his throat. “I know that ghouls can be good people. There’s a secret…I need you to know.”

And that is how Bella Hennesey changed Hirako Take’s life, though not in the way either anticipated.

crack head cannon (which isn’t really crack this time): Arima is Kaneki’s uncle or godfather (his older brother/friend is a sunlit garden defect like rise but only Arima knew what happened to him i.e. settling down and having a kid). Because of his relation, he was given an opportunity to adopt kaneki when his mom died. However, he declined because he didn’t want the washuu to find out whose son he is. Its a decision he always regretted.

“What is this?” Kaneki looks at the dusty shoebox in Hirako’s hands. It’s 3 am, and Hirako has suddenly shown up in his room to greet him with “there’s no emergency, so don’t get up.”

“Something he always wanted to show you.” Hirako still can’t bring himself to say his name. “It concerns your father.”

Kaneki stills. “Who?”

Hirako hands it to him without another word.

Kaneki’s palms ooze sweat as he slides off the lid.

The first object is a photo. A young Arima, smiling and easy to recognize, with someone who looks just like Kaneki, except for his blue hair.

Blue, the same color as Arima’s.

Their arms wrap around each other. They smile with an ease Kaneki’s never witnessed in Arima. And now he never will.

“His name was really Arima, too. He was another garden kid,” Hirako said.

“That can’t be.” Kaneki stills. “Furuta said I was no one.”

“You were to Furuta. Not to Rize. She smelled the Washuu on you. And, Kaneki, did you really never wonder how you managed to survive a procedure so may failed?” Hirako holds up a paper.

A birth certificate. Arima Haise. “This was your father’s true name.”

Kaneki blinks back tears. “No.”

And yet he digs into the box. Some are photos. Some notes, back and forth between the father he never knew and this father figure who was apparently so much more. All meticulously dated.

And, finally, Kaneki finds the date he’s looking for.

Mom had died. It was from the state.

Asking Arima to adopt him.

In Arima’s chicken scratch handwriting, there’s three words printed. I’m sorry, Ken.

Kaneki looks at Hirako. Tears run down his cheeks. “Why?”

“To protect you.” Hirako shrugged. “That backfired.”

“I don’t believe that,” Kaneki bursts out. Ire flashes in his belly. Arima could have – could have prevented all of this!

Hirako swallows. “If I had to guess, he was too ashamed of what he was – too ashamed that he had never seized the freedom your father had – too afraid of failing to agree.”

Kaneki chokes back a sob. “He could have saved me. He could have – we could have spent so much longer together. I could have learned so much more.”

“Truth hurts,” Hirako agrees, placing a hand on Kaneki’s shoulder. He lets the kid sob.

Somewhere, he imagines Arima is sobbing, too.

Do you ship uta/take

I’ve never considered them before. Hmmmmmmm I could see it.

– Like, say, they’re drawn together by their friendship with Yomo. Gradually they begin spending more time together.

– Uta makes all the Zero Squad kids masks, which warms Take’s heart.

– Uta kisses Take first. This is undebatable.

– When Rikai and Shio – you know – I still can’t write it well I’m sorry it hurts – Uta saves Yomo not only because he cares about Yomo, but also for Take, because he thinks Take loves Yomo.

– He finds Hirako weeping over his kids as he tries to comfort Yusa during their shopping trip with Ui. Uta then feels incredibly guilty for following Furuta’s plan. The guilt devours him.

– He can only manage to say the words, “I’m glad you’re alive.”

– And Take says “thank you.”

– They both realize the other is saying I Love You.

Ui kneels in the office for whatever reason and Hairu thinks he’s proposing, while everyone is present

Yasssss.

Ui curses silently as his pen drops to the floor of their meeting room. How will he be able to take notes without it?

He drops to his knees before Hairu, who is distracted by her conversation with Hirako.

Hirako raises his eyebrows to cut Hairu off. She spins around and gasps. “Koori!”

He opens his mouth in confusion. “Huh?”

“Say yes!” Shio cheers.

“Yes, of course, yes.” Hairu’s face is as pink as her hair.

“Wait, what?” Ui’s mouth drops. “You all think – wait – Hairu – I’m not actually – I’m grabbing a pen.” He holds it up.

“Oh.” Her shoulders slump. Now her face is cherry red. “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be.” Ui stands and leans in close. “I’d make it far more romantic than in a morning meeting.”

Hairu giggles.

“Wait, so you’re not engaged? Come on,” Yusa complains. “How long are you gonna keep us waiting?”

Ariam strides in. “We’re running on time, Yusa.”

“No, we’re talking about Ui and Hairu not being engaged,” Rikai says.

Arima frowns. “Come again?”

“You really haven’t noticed?” Hirako exclaims.

As the room descends into bickering chaos, Hairu leans over to Ui and plants a peck on his cheek. “Well, at least now you already know my answer.”

would you fuck your clone tg re edition

Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.

Kamishiro Rize – Yes please.

Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki.

Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!

Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?

Yomo Renji – No way.

Kosaka Yoriko – No?

Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…

Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.

Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science.

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself.

Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.

Matsumae – Nah.

Mirumo – 100x yes.

Chie Hori – No.

Clowns

Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone.

Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot.

Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously

Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes.

Rio/Shikorae – ?!

Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…

Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this

Tatara – What is wrong with you people

Yoshimura Eto – Never say never

Noro – Why am I alive.

Miza Kusakari – Yep.

Naki – Huh?

Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably

Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function

Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself.

Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul.

Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell.

Marude Itsuki – Hell no.

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes.

Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie.

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?

Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.

Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response.

Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish.

Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes.

Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Probably

Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?

Ui Koori – It’s unethical.

Take Hirako – Who can say?

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?

Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me.

Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.

Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES.

Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly.

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course.

Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this?

Urie Kuki – indubitably.

Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦

Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.

Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes.

Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.

A study of Hairu’s body comes back after the Rose Operation and it turns out she was pregnant with Ui’s baby when she died

Well I’m dead and you have killed me.

“Are you sure?” Arima’s skin is almost green. Hirako sticks close to his boss as the autopsy doctor walks away.

“What is wrong?” Ui stumbles up to them, his eyes bloodshot from crying. Hairu is dead.

Just last night they were giggling together under the covers in his apartment. He broke his ethics just to be with her. And he’d been planning on proposing soon – well, just as soon as he told Arima.

And now that future is ruined. That fucking ghoul removed her head, as if she were a toy and not a beautiful, brilliant, witty person.

Arima glares at him.

“No wonder Hairu slipped up. She wasn’t at her full capacity,” Hirako says quietly.

“What do you mean?” Ui cries.

Arima briefly fantasizes about punching Ui. “Did you know?”

“Know what?” Ui looks panicked.

“Ihei was pregnant,” Hirako says tightly.

Ui’s world spins. He slumps to his knees.

“You were the father, weren’t you,” Arima says quietly. “I should have paid more attention.”

“I didn’t know!” Ui wipes his eyes. No, no, no. “I should have stopped her. I – I did this to her!”

Hirako bends down to lift Ui up. “Hold on to me.”

“Let’s go into my office,” Arima says. “I’m not upset with you, Ui. Just surprised.”

“I loved her,” Ui cries. “I did.”

“I’m glad,” Arima tells him. Hairu was happy when she died, he is sure of it. Because all she ever wanted was to be loved.

could you write ui asking hirako to help him relax and they do the do, and ui feel SO MUCH BETTER AFTERWARDS💕(and this could be canon :3c did you see the afterglow on ui’s face in 150 lol)

Omg, AFTERGLOW. THAT MUST BE IT. ❤

“I just…I can’t relax, Hirako. People died, and I helped those kids die.” Ui sobs into Hirako’s arms. They’re holed up in a small motel while they decide what to do.

“Shhhh. It’s okay.” Hirako rubs Ui’s shoulders. Yusa is out buying clothing for all three while he tries to calm Ui down.

“It’s not.”

“You’re right, but it will be.” Hirako draws Ui closer to him.

“I’m the worst person ever. You should hate me.”

“Ui, I love you.” Hirako smiles slightly. Shio and Rikai…they’d want him to confess. He will live for them.

“Me?” Ui chokes. “Why?”

“Because I do. And nothing’s going to change that, Ui.”

Ui looks up at him with a wild gaze, and sinks his mouth into Hirako’s.

He’s a terrible kisser. Hirako likes Ui even more for this. He returns the kiss, and after a few passionate minutes, he reaches for Ui’s pants. After all, who knows when Yusa will return.

“Do you want me to?”

Ui nods eagerly.

Hirako slides his lips below Ui’s shirt.

By the time Yusa re-enters Ui’s small apartment, Ui and Hirako seem slightly more out of breath and disheveled than before. Maybe it’s just his imagination, though.

Ui smiles sweetly as he accepts the clothing Yusa bought for him. As he locks himself in the bathroom to change, he feels a whisper of hope – like he may be worth love after all.