Hello my favorite little author. This is something that I’ve been trying to picture for a while, Can you write headcanons of Eto’s wedding please. That way she can have a happy ending to 😊.

– She still teases Kaneki at the altar, asking him if he has any objections. Kaneki is mortified.

– She interrupts “you may now kiss” to kiss. She can’t even wait for the end of the sentence.

– Noro is the officiant. Which may prompt Tatara to ask if this is legal, since he’s technically dead. As a result, Tatara may or may not be run through by Eto’s kagune at the rehearsal.

– RED SPIDER LILIES EVERYWHERE.

– Eto will have a wild, wild, WILD reception. Featuring Takizawa as DJ and Kurona as the savior of their dance music.

– Hinami is maid of honor. Naturally. Eto makes sure to throw Hina the bouquet, too. And to smirk at Ayato.

– Eto wears a short, unconventional wedding dress. Perhaps gothic.

– She enters a dance battle with Tsukiyama Shuu and Urie Kuki. Tsukiyama is about to win but then he feels bad since she’s the bride.

What kind of dogs would the Anteiku members adopt? (If you don’t know too much about dogs, you can skip this!)

I love puppers.

Kaneki Ken – Corgi.

Kirishima Touka – German Shepherd.

Fueguchi HInami – Beagle

Hideyoshi Nagachika – Shiba Inu

Yoshimura Kuzen – Akita Inu.

Yomo Renji – Great Pyrenees

Uta – A fox raised in captivity with no chance in the wild. He just had to.

Nishiki Nishio – Samoyed.

Nishino Kimi – mutt.

Irimi Kaya – Doberman.

Koma Enji – golden retriever.

I moving house tomorrow and I’m feeling a bit emotional so can I get some ayahina moving in together hcs?

Awwww moving is always emotional. I feel you. ❤

– Hinami is stunned to discover that Ayato hired Chie to paint a large mural of butterflies on their bedroom wall.

– Overall, Ayato hates decorating, frankly. Hinami loves it, though, for which he is eternally grateful.

– He does, however, insist on on jet black, gothic plate set. Hinami decides it isn’t with the fight and agrees.

– Ayato is relieved to have his own place, a place where he doesn’t have to fear being hunted down. And he’s especially happy to come home to Hinami.

– Hinami loves living with her best friend. She makes their home as perfect as she can. Their apartment always always smells floral, there’s plenty of sunshine, and their bed is very comfortable.

– Hinami also gets excited about showering together… 😉 Ayato was not expecting that to be the first activity she proposed after they were done decorating. But he was thrilled.

– No coffee maker. Touka would kill them if they didn’t support her cafe.

– Ayato and Hinami were anxious to break the news to Touka, Kaneki, and Yomo, but everyone was supprotive and thought it was a great idea. Once Kaneki was reassured that Hinami was not, in fact, pregnant and he did not actually have to break all 206 of Ayato’s bones.

Hinami is pregnant and hasn’t told Ayato, so when she goes to tell Touka so she can ask for advice, Touka starts loudly balling (partially because of hormones of being 7-9 months pregnant herself, but also because her baby brother and honorary baby sister are going to be parents) immediately.

“Onee-chan, I’m sorry; I’m so sorry!” Hinami gags.

Her beloved Touka is bawling before her, slumped on the counter of her new cafe. As if she’s about to go into labor at any second, and Hinami may have pulled the trigger.

“I know we should have been responsible, but we were so passionate and – I’m sorry. Please don’t blame Ayato,” Hinami pleads.

“No, no, no,” Touka waves her hand. “You’re smart – enough – to know – Ken and I did the same.”

HInami nods slowly.

“I just, we’re going to be parents and then my baby brother and honorary sister are gonna be parents and our kids will be best friends and now you’re officially going to be in the family and it’s killing me,” Touka blubbers.

“You’re not mad?” HInami gasps.

“No!” Touka throws her arms around Hinami’s neck. “I love you!!!”

“I’m so glad.” HInami blinks back her own tears as she draws Touka closer to her.

An avalanche of liquid splashes on HInami’s shoes. “Um.”

She and Touka look at the ground. Water rushes down Onee-chan’s legs.

“Your water broke! I sent you into labor!” Hinami shrieks.

“Shut up, this will be you in – what – eight months?” Touka mutters as she sinks to the floor. “Call Ken. And an ambulance.”

Throughout labor, Touka keeps joking that this is what Hinami has to anticipate. Kaneki is too busy crying over Touka to notice.

Ayato, meanwhile, drags HInami away to interrogate her. They’ve just finished their talk -and Ayato is weeping – when Big Uncle Yomo appears to interrogate Ayato himself.

What kind of games would Renji, Kaneki, Touka, Uta, Itori, Nico, Ayato, Hinami and Hide play? How would they react to jumpscares when playibg a scary game? :)

Yomo Renji – has a soft spot for Undertale. Despises jumpscares, but he’ll pretend they don’t bother him.

Uta – he loves strategy, all the strategy. Loves jump scares, too.

Itori – She loves dark games like Danganronpa. Komaeda is her fave. She is very vocal in her response to jump scares – she curses them with language that stuns even Uta.

Nico – Has never recovered from Nier Automata. She insists someone hold her while she plays a scary game, so she can grab them when she’s scared.

Kaneki Ken – visual novels all the way. He hates jump scares.

Kirishima Touka – she was recently introduced to the Legend of Zelda, and will not stop talking about it. Also fuck jump scares, but she doesn’t get too riled by them.

Kirishima Ayato – First person shooter games, and Portal. Jumpscares are his weakness, and Hinami has dutifully filmed this for Touka’s viewing pleasure.

Fueguchi Hinami – Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime is her favorite, and tbh, the more people that play it, the more she loves it. Ayato’s screams when the bugs appear are beautiful. Also, she’s not a fan of jump scares.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Mario Kart is his favorite. Watching people fall apart on Rainbow Road is truly a joy for him. Jump scares are the best!

Which ghoul is unexpectedly frickin terrified of mice?

Ayato is frickin’ terrified. He may have woken Hinami up at 3 am screaming because he found a mouse skittering across his arm. He was too scared to even use his kagune.

Hina, naturally, found it cute and adopted it.

Ayato’s pulse was slowly returning to normal when Yomo, Touka, and Kaneki burst in, thinking he was being murdered.

Everyone then panicked because they were not expecting Hinami there. And Ayato’s pulse went straight back up. And he ~~fainted~~ the results are unknown.

Since we know Ayato handles romance like his dad, how about when he’s trying to properly ask out Hinami, he chickens out half way and asks her if she likes bread?

“Hey, Hinami…” Ayato clears his throat. He leans across the counter of :Re.

“Hi, Ayato!” Hinami waves. “I was just telling Touka about my idea to open up a house for all the Dragon Orphans.”

“Uh – a house? like an orphanage?” Ayato blinks in surprise.

“Yeah. I mean, we all know what it’s like to be alone…so I want these kids to feel that as little as possible.” Hinami swings her legs back and forth. “What do you think?”

“I think it’s a great idea,” he squeaks. Touka smirks at him from behind Hinami.

How dare you. He wants to strangle his pregnant sister. How dare she encourage him to ask Hinami out when she knew Hinami was gonna come in with the next Mother Teresa plan? Now he just feel dumb.

“Eh…Hinami.” He licks his lips.

“Yes?” Hinami straightens.

“Do you – do you -”

Touka makes a rolling gesture with her hands.

“Do you like bread?”

In the corner of the coffeeshop, Saiko the Quinx spits her coffee all over that prim investigator Ui.

so it turns out the only time that Hinami will ever swear is when playing Mario Kart

Okay but for real: I never swore regularly until I played Mario Kart my senior year of college. Fuck Rainbow Road, and fuck Daisy who giggles at you every time she passes you whilst you struggle. 😛

“FUCK!” Hinami screams in despair. Bowser’s Castle, to her, may be even worse than Rainbow Road.

Ayato giggles. “Come again?”

“Fuck Waluigi. Bastard just pushed me into a banana.” Hinami pouts.

“I’m very confused,” Tsukiyama announces. “Did Hinami just swear?”

“To be fair, we’re averaging about ten four-letter-words a second,” Touka says with a shrug. Kaneki, however, is stunned.

“It’s what video games draw out of you,” Saiko says. “SHIT!”

A blue shell has decimated her.

“There’s no squad loyalty right now,” Urie hisses as he takes over the lead.

“Or couples.” Mutsuki throws his own blue shell, and Urie shrieks.

“I’m fucking last, Ayato,” Hinami whines as she falls into lava a third time.

“I’m fucking fourth. I won’t be on a podium,” he replies.

“Oh, come on!” Hinami glowers at him to hide her laughter.

When their stats are posted, Mutsuki cheers, Hinami pouts, and Ayato grinds his teeth.

1. Mutsuki

2. Nishiki+Kimi

3. Touka+Kaneki

4. Ayato

5. Tsukiyama

6. Saiko

7. Takeomi+Yoriko

8. Hsaio

9. Higemaru

10. Aura

11. Urie

12. Hinami

“Hold up, hold up.” The door to the gaming room flies open, and Itori, Uta, and Yomo stride in.

“It’s time for us old-timer clowns to show you how it’s done.” Uta snatches the control from Touka.

could you poly ayato and hinami with a human female s/o?

– Hinami was afraid to tell her that they were ghouls. So Ayato just dropped it randomly one day.

– Hinami and Ayato are both very protective of their S/O, though Ayato is (naturally, because Ayato) a bit more aggressive about it.

– Their S/O is probably equally protective of her ghoul bf and gf. Any humans make derogatory remarks about it, she is livid.

– They are proud of their relationship, and, at the very least, Touken and Uncle Yomo support them.

– Nishiki has probably asked Ayato if humans taste different from ghouls. Ayato may have tried to punch him, and he may have dodged, only to fall into the hands of gentle Hinami and their not-so-gentle human.

– In the future, Hinami and the human kinda want to get pregnant at the same time. Ayato, meanwhile, is unsure about this.

– The debate on whether to get matching tattoos or not rages on. Yomo is halfway ready to hire Uta to give them all tattoos while they sleep just to shut them up.

MY AYAHINA ASS WAS REALLY HAPPY WITH THAT ONE SCENE may I please have some Ayato missing Hinami while she’s in cochlea?

The shipping game was strong this episode. Pierrot might bungle everything else but at LEAST they got the ships right!

Miza and Naki tiptoe to Ayato’s room.

“Ayato?” Miza calls out tentatively.

He doesn’t respond, as she expected. Naki knocks open the door anyways.

He looks up with a start. His eyes are bloodshot.

“They’re going to use her and then kill her, like she’s an object,” he growls.

“It sucks,” Miza says.

“If you ever need to rescue her, we’ll help,” Naki says. “Whether the bosses approve or not.”

Miza shoots him a glare. “Naki, calm down.”

“Do I have to lose everyone?” Ayato asks. “Everyone. My mom. My dad. Touka disapproves of me. Hinami is good as dead.”

He shivers involuntarily at the words. “I’d turn myself in if I could free her.”

Tears return to his eyes, and he brushes them away with anger. Two tickets to the latest superhero movie fall out of his pocket. He swears and holds his head in his hands, staring, staring, staring at those tickets for a future that isn’t his.

“We never even got to have our first date.”