Higemaru buys Hakatori some bottles for her collection and flowers for her to sketch and the Qs tease him about his crush.

“Higemaru, what are you doing?” Saiko peers into the kitchen.

“Nothing,” he says quickly, as he continues scrubbing the glass bottles he dug up from the dumpster. He will ensure they’re sparkling by the time he gives them away.

“It’s clearly something,” Aura says dryly. 

“Flowers, too.” Hsaio whistles at the a bouquet of tropical, imported, expensive flowers in a vase. “Who’s the lucky lady?”

“Shut up!” Higemaru blushes as pink as his hair. 

“I know,” Mutsuki pipes up behind the rest of them. “I think it’s a good thing!”

“You do?” Higemaru grins.

“Me, too.” Urie folds his arms. “I think Hakatori will love it.”

“Urie!” Mutsuki’s mouth drops. He can’t believe Urie told them.

“What?”

Higemaru squeaks. His arms flap around, scattering soap suds across the floor.

“Is she coming over here for a RC dinner? When?” Saiko demands.

Higemaru moans. He scrubs the bottles harder.

“Here.” Mutsuki hurries closer. “We’ll help you.”

Higemaru brightens. “Really?”

“Yeah. It figures, with two of us framed out and one of us a half-human, someone would fall for a ghoul at some point,” says Aura. “Didn’t expect you, but hey.” He hands him a thumbs up. “You got this.”

“When does she come over?” Hsaio asks.

“She doesn’t,” Higemaru says with surprise. “I’m, uh, just leaving these on her doorstep.”

The room falls silent.

“Saiko, I’ll leave this to you,” says Urie. 

The next morning, the rest of the Quinx hide in bushes as Higemaru knocks on Hakatori’s door.

“What?”

“I bought you flowers to draw. And bottles! Hi!” Higemaru thrusts the gifts at her.

“Huh?” The goth girl blinks at the pink wunderkind. She’s sparred with him a few times – they both have bikakus – but she had no idea. “Hi.” 

“Do you want to get dinner sometime, Hakatori? Or do you prefer Yumitsu?”

“Hakatori is fine,” she says slyly. “And sure.”

Higemaru claps his hands together. “Thank you!” 

Hakatori x Higemaru. Romance and then maybe some nsfw interrupted by Aura.

Higetori is my crack OTP.

“Bet my bikaku is stronger than yours,” teases Higemaru.

Hakatori’s eyes sparkle. This pretty Quinx calls her Tomoe and helps her learn about quinques. He feeds her corpse meat and Rc cells. 

“Not a chance, kid.” 

“I’m older than you!” Higemaru, the personification of the pink lemonade he’s always drinking, wraps his arms around his goth girlfriend. She’s sprawled across his bedroom floor, flipping through his monster drawings with interest. He’s just finished painting his nails black to match his girlfriend’s.  

“Do you think your parents will accept me?” Hakatori knows a bratty teen with a terrorist organization on her CV probably won’t blend with one of Tokyo’s wealthiest families.

“They like you already, because you make me happy.” He kisses her cheek.

Hakatori shakes her head. “Maybe they just like that I calm you down.”

“I smudged my nail polish,” he whines.

“I told you to wait at least ten minutes, Higa.” Hakatori rolls her eyes. 

Higemaru lights up one kakugan and lifts her from the floor of his room onto his bed. “Battle of the Bikakus, Day 149: I win.”

Her bikaku shoots out and tackles him before dragging besides her by his ankles. “Guess again.”

“Okay, okay, truce?”

“Nope.” Hakatori kisses him, and Higa squeaks with surprise. 

Not that he’s complaining. He digs his lips into hers and allows her to roll atop him. “Tomoe.”

“Is this okay, Higa?” The grave robber grins down at him.

He nods, suddenly very aware that they’re on his bed. Not that he wasn’t thinking – but – he’s never – oh dear. “Have you ever – done anything like this?”

She shakes her head, avoiding his eyes. “You?”

“Nope. But I, er, borrowed some stuff from Urie’s room. Just in case! I wasn’t expecting anything, I promise.” 

“Did you now? That is so sexy.” Hakatori blushes slightly. “I know you wouldn’t expect that, Higa. I know you.”

Higa’s face melts as she lifts his hands to her chest. 

He kneads her breasts, his face awestruck. “Whoa.” 

She snorts and kisses his neck.

“Are you a vampire or a ghoul?” Higemaru jokes as she sucks on his skin. He’ll have to wear a scarf when they meet his parents tomorrow. No matter. He’s happy to do so if it means more Hakatori. 

His door slides open. “Higemaru, would you like to join Saiko and – and I – uh -”

Aura looks like he’s seen the dead. 

If the dead is the notorious Grave Robber kissing Higemaru’s neck and Higemaru’s hands sliding down her nicely sculpted rear end. 

Higemaru freezes. “Ack! Don’t tell Urie!”

Aura’s not sure he’s going to tell anyone, because he’s certainly going to die of horror right here and fucking now.

Hakatori’s bikaku reaches forward and shoves the door shut. 

Released from hell, Aura stumbles down the hall. “Tooru! Tooru! I need eye soap!” 

“You’re flawless,” Higemaru purrs, looking at Hakatori through his lowered eyelids. “Now, where were we?”