So I’ve been feeling like absolute shit so I need me some real good hidekane (kuroneki) fluff please

Awwww I’m sorry. ❤ ❤ ❤ Hope this helps.

“Kaneki, let’s go out. I won’t leave until you agree!” begs Hide, blocking Kaneki’s path to class.

“I’m going to be late to Russian lit,” Kaneki says urgently.

“Dude, you’ve been skipping every class.” Hide shrugs. “In fact, you’ve been skipping so much you missed our professor’s announcement that today is cancelled.”

“Really?” Kaneki brightens.

“Yes. Now come have fun with me!” Hide drags Kaneki away from the building.

Half an hour later, they’re in a coffee shop sipping coffee. 

“Wow, you’re up to black coffee,” Hide says in admiration. His latte is saturated in sugar.

Kaneki grins. “I guess I’ll never drive sugar and cream from you.”

“It’s not cream. It’s milk. It’s healthy!” Hide bangs the table. “I’m a growing boy.”

Kaneki laughs despite himself. He really needs to hang out with Hide more often. Hide does make him happy, despite his fears that Hide will find out. 

“Let’s go to a bookstore. I want more comics.” Hide leaps to his feet as soon as they finish their coffee. His fingers brush Kaneki’s and Kaneki misses their warmth.

He dares to grab Hide’s hand. Fear immediately swamps him – what will Hide think?

Hide smiles back, clasping his hand in both of his. “You never have to fear me, Kaneki.” 

May I ask for a scenario of what Hide would be like if he had a daughter?

requested by the lovely @pokemelody

“Wait, hold on. You have chocolate on your face!” Hideyoshi grabs his little girl as she tries to totter away. “It’ll spoil your dress.”

She is, of course, wearing the lavender princess gown Touka and Kaneki bought her. Complete with fairy wings.

“Daddy,” she giggles. Her yellow-orange hair matches his perfectly, though it’s significantly more curly. Princess curls, he likes to tell her. Her face looks like his as a kid, too – and it’s not marred by scars. 

“Thank you for the ice-cream, Daddy,” she murmurs, leaning her head against his chest.

Hide’s breath catches. He still can’t believe this precious child is his. 

“Don’t tell Mommy,” he jokes.

“Daddy! We don’t keep secrets.” She pokes him on his nose. 

“Good girl.” He places her back on the ground. “Now, look what I brought:  bubbles!” 

She squeals with delight. She can be a true fairy princess, complete with bubbles.

Hide races around the park, blowing bubbles until she’s tired of dancing in them.  Then he shows her how to blow gently enough to release the iridescent orbs to the sky.

When she finally releases one small one, she sighs. “I love you, Daddy.”

“I love you, too.” 

Crack head cannon: After kaneki is extracted from dragon, q squad encounters the women they saw aura and mutsuki try to kill earlier now at the hospital and witness her punch a doctor ( that nobody liked cause he was more interested in dissecting kaneki then saving him). Saiko suggests they should go talk to her cause she might know her maman, which they do and it’s leads to a whole bunch of revelations.

“There they are.” Saiko and the rest of the Quinx have finally arrived at the hospital. Tokyo’s controlled enough that they can visit Maman for an hour. 

She waves at Hide, Tsukiyama Shuu, and the manager of :Re. They all wave back, though their attention remains on the white-haired doctor talking to them. 

“Perhaps he might better serve the world in a lab,” says the creaky old doctor, pushing his glasses up his nose. 

“Oh, hell no!” The pretty ukaku the Quinx saw from earlier leaps to her feet and punches him square in the jaw. “Not on my watch, you’re not.”

“Amen.” Hide claps.

“Miss -”

“We saw nothing,” Tsukiyama says innocently.

The doctor scowls before scurrying away. 

“I’ll call Dad and find a proper doctor.” Tsukiyama leaps to his feet and hurries off in search of better phone service. 

“Do you know Saiko’s Maman?” Hsaio asks.

Mutsuki turns red. He and Aura exchange glances. 

“I’m his wife,” says the ghoul with a shrug.

“Wait – what?” Urie sputters.

“Seriously?” Higemaru grins.

“AIEEEEEEEE!” Saiko launches herself into the ghoul’s arms. “Hi! Hello! I’m Saiko! I’m your daughter, kind of, I guess!” 

The ghoul laughs nervously. “I’m Touka.” 

“We should talk,” Mutsuki says nervously.

Touka nods. “That sounds good to me. It’s nice to meet Ken’s family.” 

Can you please write hidekanetou where Touka and Kaneki spoil Hide and Hide is unaware of it?

Yes indeedy.

Hide arrives home to see a delicious latte on his kitchen counter. Odd, he thinks, but damn does it smell good.

For you, Hide, reads a note besides it. Typed, so he doesn’t recognized the handwriting, but at least it’s meant for him.

A sip reveals that it’s the most delicious coffee he’s had in years. 

Huh. Well, Hide is all for Random Acts of Kindness. Heaven knows he’s done it to Kaneki enough times. 

Hide trudges to his refrigerator, where all he’ll find is bread and not much else.

To his surprise, a giant cheeseburger sits on his top shelf.

Hide’s gashed lips fall open. A cheeseburger? Someone got him a cheeseburger? God, he hasn’t had one of these in forever.

Pulling out the cheeseburger, Hide sees a cupcake behind it. The sweet is decorated with yellow frosting as bright as the sun.

A smile blooms on his face. My friends are the best.

He’ll investigate later. Right now, he’s going to enjoy his treats.

Outside his window, Touka high-fives Kaneki. “You know your friend pretty well.”

“We both used to love cheeseburgers,” Kaneki admits.

Touka sighs. “I am pretending I’m eating that cake. And that it’s good.” She freezes. “What if he does’t have the chance to eat it because he’s too full from the cheeseburger?!”

“Well, at least the coffee was from both of us.” Kaneki draws her closer to him. For now, that Hide is happy is enough for he and Touka. 

how would kaneki, hide, ayato, and yomo feel abt their s/o having breast implants? would they care or would it bother them in any way? headcannons please and tyyy

Ooh interesting.

Kaneki

– As long as they’re still squeezable, Kaneki will not care. 

– He might be more sensitive to any struggles you have with your appearance, however, regardless of whether that is warranted. 

– He’ll be careful to comment on how beautiful you are whenever he touches them.

Hide

– “Wait why? You’re beautiful no matter your breast size.” 

– Once you explain that it was your choice and you wanted this, he’ll just be super supportive. “I chose you for larger boobs or smaller.” 

– He’ll be super interested in the science behind breast implants and their material. 

Ayato 

– Ayato might be appalled at first, because the only plastic surgery remarks he’s heard before haven’t exactly been compassionate or knowledgeable. So, to him, why would anyone have plastic surgery?

– Once you explain exactly what it means, and that it was not something you did on a whim, he’ll relax. It’s no different than a tattoo to him. He’ll like you even more for your uniqueness.  

– He’ll be super excited to touch them.

Yomo

– Like Kaneki, he’s mostly concerned that you might be insecure about your appearance.

– If you are, he’ll be supportive. If you’re not, he’ll be relieved. He’ll definitely say he only cares how it affects you, and it doesn’t change his opinion of you in the least.

– Either way, he too will enjoy your chest a little bit more now. 😉 

fuck now im falling into takizawa x hide hell, those headcanons were high quality

Aw thank you so much!

A few more:

– Hide rescued Amon because he knew Kanou would probably kill him eventually, whereas Seidou’s status as a “success” would keep him safe.

– After realizing what Kanou did to Seidou’s family, however, he cries rivers of tears.

– His shame at not saving Seidou first is why he never confronted him. That, and fear that Seidou would reject him because of his disfigurement. 

– To which Seidou would probably remind Hide that he’s disfigured too and kiss him. One can hope. 

i always like seidou and hide together, theyre both dorks lol, do you have any hcs for them working together at the ccg?

How adorkable they are. 

– Seidou first starts liking Hide because Hide doesn’t show him up or treat him like a newbie. He seems to look up to Seidou, which is a first in Seidou’s life.

– Seidou also vents a lot to Hide about his feelings regarding Akira and Juuzou and … gah it’s so frustrating! He and Hide bond over coffee and venting.

– One day, Seidou asks Hide if there’s anything he’d like to vent about. So Hide vents about his friend who isolates himself because he’s afraid of being a burden.  

– Seidou is surprisingly sympathetic and feels guilty for complaining so much. He gives Hide a hug and thanks Hide for being the friend that always makes him feel better. 

– Hide kisses him him after drinks one night. He tells Seidou he doesn’t need to be better than Akira, that he’s enough on his own. He also makes a comment about why he’s always falling for guys with inferiority complexes. 

– Seidou gets mad at the inferiority complex joke, and “revenge kisses” him. 

– Hide has the sense to call it off before they hook up and regret it later. Instead, they go on a proper date to an amusement park that weekend. 

– Juuzou notices how close they are and gives Seidou a subtle thumbs up, and for a moment, Seidou considers Juuzou a friend.

What the TG characters want for Christmas

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – to be safe

Nagachika Hideyoshi – to see Kaneki again

Yoshimura Kuzen – Eto’s forgiveness

Kamishiro Rize – freedom and food

Kirishima Touka – Kaneki to be free of the worm 

Koma Enji – to be alive

Irimi Kaya – a puppy

Yomo Renji – His niece and nephew safe

Kosaka Yoriko – To see Touka again 

Hinami Feuguchi – for everyone she loves to be happy

Nishiki Nishio – to kiss Kimi

Nishino Kimi – a world where ghouls and humans live in harmony

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – A taste of Kaneki 

Karren von Rosewald – Tsukiyama’s love

Matsumae – the family’s safety 

Mirumo – his son’s happiness

Chie Hori – another camera

Clowns

Uta – eyeball snacks. Maybe a kiss from Yomo. 

Itori – blood wine!

Hoito Roma – to belong

Nimura Furuta – his father’s approval 

Rio/Shikorae – his brother

Nico – makeup

Donato Porpora – a reunion with Amon

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Hinami’s coffee. Maybe Hinami. 

Yamori – kagune pliers 

Tatara – Houji’s head, but really his siblings back 

Yoshimura Eto – the world’s obedience 

Noro – life

Miza Kusakari – nothing bad to happen anymore

Naki – to see Yamori again

Hakatori – a new quinque 

Banjou Kazuichi – a hug

CCG

Amon Koutarou – to be a good person

Takizawa Seidou – to be human again

Mado Akira – internal peace 

Houji Kousuke – a break from murder investigators 

Mado Kureo – to kill the one-eyed owl and make their kagune into his quinque

Marude Itsuki – assurance that Yoshitoki was actually his friend 

Washuu Yoshitoki – a vacation

Washuu Matsuri – Urie

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – nothing good. 

Kuriowa Takeomi – Yoriko’s cooking

Kuriowa Iwao – his son’s happiness

Aura Kiyoko – Aura to calm down

Tanakamaru Mougan – hairspray

Shinohara Yukinori – to see his family again

Itou Kuramoto – a practical joke book

Kurona Yasuhisa – Shiro

Hajime Hazuki – to be a renowned badass

Mayazumi – eyebrow liner 

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Arima’s smile

Arima Kishou – atonement

Ui Koori – Hairu resurrected 

Take Hirako – Shio and Rikai’s resurrection 

Arima Yusa – a peaceful world

Ihei Shio – a pet reindeer 

Souza Rikai – flowers 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Mr. Shinohara to awaken

Keijin Nakarai – recognition

Hanbee Abara – to marry Suzuya

Miyuki Mikage – an alien encounter

Mizurou Tamaki – a girlfriend

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – no one dying anymore

Shirazu Ginshi – Haru’s healing

Urie Kuki – Mutsuki’s safety

Mutsuki Tooru – to be safe and happy

Hsaio Ching-Li – Saiko’s affection

Aura Shinsanpei – Kaneki’s head, or his aunt’s approval 

Higemaru Touma – to save the world