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Squads 0 and S3 versus bras? I had this idea last night at four it’s weird. Thanks

Oh. Oh dear.

Squad Zero

Arima Kishou – I’ve seen kagunes less complicated. NO ONE CAN KNOW THAT THE WEAKNESS OF ARIMA KISHOU IS A BRA.

Hairu Ihei: I hate this contraption. Sports bras all the way. 

Ui Koori: his entire vision goes red with embarrassment and he forgets there’s a bra in the first place.

Take Hirako: Insists his partner not move until he can figure out how to unbutton it. When they suggest they can just pull it off, he’s offended. He wants to learn, dammit.

Squad Three

Suzuya Juuzou: He knows exactly how it works and how to remove it. 

Keijin Nakarai: smoothly tugs the bra over his partner’s head instead of unfastening it.

Mizurou Tamaki: Mizurou vs. bra is a gigglefest that no one in S3 Squad avoided hearing.

Miyuki Mikage: what sort of satanic aliens designed this? 

Hanbee Abara: he melts as soon as he sees a bra. 

Mizuki requests the suzuya squad to scout for monsters under her bed.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.” 

– Suzuya: brings Jason along to “comfort” Mizuki, who is worried about the monsters getting him.

– Hanbee: his strategy is to fit himself under the bed and convince her that if he can fit, nothing else can. Hence, no monster.

– Miyuki: you really should think about aliens under your bed instead. But friendly ones! 

– Keijin: dresses up as a monster to have Mizurou and Michiko chase it out.

Since I love angst and things that destroy people… Juuzou struggling with bulimia/disordered eating?? Since it’s so triggering, feel free to decline writing it!!

TW for eating disorders. 

I highly recommend getting help and talking to people about it if you have one, as we will see in this scenario. Also, you’re not alone. I promise. ❤ 

Suzuya can’t believe he’s doing this again, so he ignores that he is. 

But sometimes, he likes to starve himself. Especially when he’s reminded of Mr. Shinohara, or he sees Marude and the others who’ve mocked him, because maybe if he’s thin enough he’ll disappear from their snotty gaze.

Sometimes he doesn’t feel good enough. So he eats all the sweets everyone brings him, and then he pukes it up. There’s a satisfaction with the dizziness he experiences afterwards.

He staggers out of the bathroom stall to see Keijin Nakarai against the wall, arms crossed.

“Hey,” he rasps.

“Sick again?” Mizurou Tamaki sits by the sinks, and Hanbee leans against the door. Miyuki Mikage stands in the middle.

“Yes,” Suzuya says softly.

“Look, Suzuya, you’re my squad leader. And I love you. But I’m worried,” says Keijin.

“You always do this when you’re stressed out. The gorging yourself and vomiting,” Mikage says. “I’ve been keeping track.”

Suzuya pales. “No.”

“My sister has bulimia,” says Mizurou, swinging his feet. “It’s always worse when she’s stressed, too.”

“I don’t have that,” Suzuya says angrily. “That’s for girls.”

“You can be any gender and have an eating disorder,” Hanbee says with a sad laugh. “I used to be anorexic. I thought I could make myself shorter that way.”

“Wait, really?” Keijin chokes back a laugh.

“Suzuya, we love you.” Mikage steps forward. “Let us help you.”

Suzuya’s eyes fill. “I don’t even know where to begin.”

“We’ll help you with that, too. First step is us supporting you.” Keijin wraps an arm around his squad leader. “And walking out that door.”  

Mizuki hosts a ‘Star Wars’ themed tea party and makes Nakarai, Hanbee, Juuzou, Mikage and probably Mizurou all dress up as characters!

Oh, she does.

from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Mizuki is Rey. 

– Suzuya is his favorite Princess Leia, Hanbee is Chewbacca, Nakarai is Darth Vader, Mikage is Kylo Ren, and Mizurou is Han Solo.

– Michiko dresses as Padmé.

– Hanbee styles Suzuya’s hair into twin buns, and Mizuki’s hair into Rey’s three buns.

– The tea party includes lightsaber duels with Nakarai and Mikage, obviously. 

– Mizuki slips an ice cube into Mizurou’s tea as a homage to being frozen.

– All her stuffed porgs and Ewoks are also present. 

Maybe some Mizurou/Keijin fluff~? Double date with SuzuHan, maybe?? Or am I deluding myself?

I could get behind this ship. 😀

-Mizurou once bought Keijin a parrot. He was generously allowed to name it Beefy.

– when Keijin gets drunk or even just overtired “sleep drunk,” he gets very whiny and clingy. He will whimper in Mizurou’s ear until Mizurou put shim to bed, like a responsible adult. 

– Suzuya and Mizurou set up the double date, but Hanbee figured out the plan. Keijin was totally oblivious until they went on it, but fortunately he was enthusiastic. 

– It involves an aquarium, the “zoo of the sea.”

– There they discover Hanbee is afraid of sharks, Suzuya is fascinated by octopi, and Keijin can name all the different species of jellyfish known to man. Mizurou finds this very attractive.

– Unfortunately, Suzuya now wants an electric eel. 

– But it’s Mizurou they have to stop from jumping in to see the penguins. He then compares the yellow fuzz of the rock-hoppers to Keijin’s hair. Keijin is not impressed. 

– They then realize Suzuya has never seen Finding Nemo and immediately take him home to watch it. They invite Mikage, who claims he has an invisible alien girlfriend with him, and settle down to watch.

– They are all crying messes. 

Maybe Juuzou surprising Hanbee on their wedding day by wearing a dress? Bonus points if the dress were originally Mrs. Shinohara’s~ (She and Shinohara are Juuzou’s adoptive parents and no-one can tell me otherwise.)

Like in the omake? 😀

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Hanbee nibbles his lip and waits at the front of the church. It’s finally happening…today is the day.

Beside him, Keijin, Mizurou,and Mikage wait with baited breath. Kaneki Ken stands ready to officiate.

And then the music swells, and the doors open. On Mrs. Shinohara’s arm, Suzuya begins gliding down the aisle. 

In a snow white wedding dress.

Hanbee sputters. His face turns red, and his heart hammers.

“It’s her old dress,” Keijin whispers, and that’s it. Hanbee begins to ugly cry. 

Suzuya smiles as Mrs. Shinohara drops him off next to Hanbee. He reaches up to wipe away Hanbee’s tears as Kaneki clears his throat to begin. 

Cute SuzuHan headcanons~? Or maybe some Houji/Tatara ones (because I have it from a very credible source that you enjoy that ship, too)~?

Who told you about my Houji/Tatara adoration? 

YOU CAN’T TELL ME THEY DON’T BEHAVE LIKE EX-LOVERS.

Suzuhan

– Suzuya loves piggyback rides from Hanbee.

– At one point, the normally quiescent Hanbee probably punches someone who insults Suzuya. It’s stunning to the entire squad.

– Hanbee lets Suzuya stitch a heart over his chest.

Houji/Tatara

– Tatara signals their relationship is serious by removing his mask. Houji responds by taking him in his arms and kissing him.

– Tatara once had to come pick up Houji from a bar after he got drunk. This was after their falling out. Houji called him, and Tatara just couldn’t kill him in that state, so he took him home and tucked in him.

– A look through Houji’s cell phone confirmed Houji didn’t have his number. Tatara then realized that Houji must still have memorized it. He left with a surprising amount of emotions.

– Their first date was ice skating. Tatara was graceful, Houji a mess, and they kissed as they crumpled to a heap on the rink floor. 

juuzou ,hanbee, nakari and mikage and their adventures in babysitting mizuki

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– Juuzou is the fun uncle. He constantly supplies candy and thrills for his niece.

– Hanbee is the cautious adult. The day he found Juuzou and Mizuki climbing twenty feet up a tree, he cried. From fear.

– Nakarai has given Mizuki a profound interest in birds, and he’s quite proud of himself for this.

– Mikage loves to help Mizuki stay up past her bedtime to go stargazing. 

– They are all fond of playing tea party with her. 

– Mizuki often begs Juuzou to put makeup on her and style her hair, because he’s quite skilled at it.

– Hanbee is good for very, very tall piggyback rides.

– Nakarai likes playing dolls with Mizuki, but he pretends he doesn’t. 

– Mikage has gotten Mizuki addicted to Star Wars from infancy. 

mizuki (michizurou child) first words are ‘beef’ and while mizurou and the rest of the suzuya squad find it funny while michiko is horrified

This is beautiful. Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Mizuki giggles. Her eyes brighten as Mizurou spins into the kitchen, where Michiko is cooking dinner.

“Is that beef I smell?”

“Beef,” giggles Mizuki.

Mizurou nearly drops her. Michiko screeches.

“She talked!” Mizurou pulls Michiko closer and dances with his family.

“Huh? What happened?” Suzuya and the rest of his squad appear.

“Mizuki said her first word, and what a word it was,” Mizurou says proudly.

“Ooh, what was it?” Hanbee grins.

“Beef.”

Keijin doubles over laughing, Suzuya shrieks, and Miyuki shakes his head in amusement. “Only your child, Mizurou.”

Michiko groans. “I can’t believe we’ve brainwashed our child already. It couldn’t be ‘mommy’ or ‘daddy’ or anything normal, could it?” 

“Nope, and you know you love that,” Mizurou says.

“I do,” Michiko concedes, pecking her husband on his cheek as Suzuya vows to make sure Mizuki’s second word is candy.