Omgomgomg I just remembered I love Fumi! What’s her relationship with the other Clowns?

Donato – she finds him creepy tbh. Fumi is still uncomfortable with killing children for fun.

Roma – Fumi loves her. Afternoons out for coffee with Roma are always fun.

Nico – Fumi adores Nico, but Nico is quite the tease over her feelings for a certain Quinx.

Itori – Itori is Fumi’s psuedo “big sister,” doling out questionable life advice that Fumi loves to hear.

Uta – Uta once tried to tease her over Higemaru. She retorted by asking him about his feelings for Yomo and it has been AWKWARD since.

Souta – Is a very big Higefumi shipper, but clearly does not understand that they actually love each other, and that’s frustrating.

Uta and Furuta s/o type? What kind of person can attract their interest?

Uta

– An artsy person, probably with an interest in tattoos. I don’t think he’d spend much time caring about gender.

– alternatively, anyone with an interesting, paradoxical personality. See: a strong raven with a tender heart.

– He needs someone who will give him fun reactions to his teasing.

– He’d think someone kindhearted, who encourages him to better himself and give a damn about others, the worst kind of partner. And by ‘worst,’ I mean, that would also make him love them more.

Furuta

– He wants a beautiful, strong, sassy woman. So he can dominate them, or so he tells himself (I think this is canon?).

– Furuta, however, will pursue any type to prove he can. It’s a game to him.

– For Furuta to truly fall in love, his partner would have to have significant emotional intelligence. Enough to see past his facade to his deeply wounded, depressed heart, and to respond with love.

– They would probably need to summon that sass to call him on all of his behaviors, too. Even though he claims he hates that, he secretly treasures that someone actually *sees* who he really is.

– He probably wants someone with a hearty sex drive? But if he really loved someone, he wouldn’t pressure them if they weren’t comfortable, of course. Because he would never want to be like Tsuneyoshi.

How do you think Fruit-chan would approach his crush to gain their affection? Like, headcanons maybe? And thank you for running this blog, your writing is wonderful (◕‿◕)♡

Awww thank you. ❤

– Furuta would probably be really bratty. He’d tease them, always happen to bump into them, use super exaggerated facial expressions when having serious conversations, etc.

– He then will try to appear suave one day, and it will Not Work.

– He’ll return with their favorite tea or food. And give them puppy eyes until they share with him.

– Fruit: *slides closer* so, like, if we’re sharing food, are we a couple?

– Once his crush informs him he has to take them on a proper date for that, he’ll immediately schedule one.

– he will probably be excited like a little child on Christmas leading up to their first date.

Damn, dude, your Furuta hcs are so good! May I ask for kissing hcs with him? Bless you btw. May the fruit force be with ya <3

Thank youuuu. Fruit is my special favorite. ❤

And also with you.

– Furuta is all about the slow build. For your first kiss, he begins lightly, eyes closed, just tickling your lips with his, before pressing his lips against yours and gradually building up the pressure. He will then open his eyes and push his tongue into your mouth to savor your taste.

– Once you’ve been together a while, he goes straight in for the rough kisses. Sometimes he bites your lips, too.

– He might still wake you up in the middle of the night to tickle your lips with his again.

– He loves to initiate, but honestly, if you surprise him by being bolder than he is, that will just make him love you more.

WAIT CAN I HAVE AN ETO DRIVING ARIMA AND SOUTA TO WORK? I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I WANT BUT IT’S GOING TO BE EPIC

“Now, play nice today, Souta-chan,” Eto says as she pretends to focus on the road.

“Please focus on the road,” Arima says.

“I am an expert multitasker, Kishou.”

“If you call me Souta-chan again, bitch, I will eat you.” Souta glares at Eto from the back seat.

“Someone’s a little too excited about his new kakugan,” Eto sings.

“Control your wife, Kishou!” Souta barks.

“Control yourself, Souta,” Arima says calmly, not even turning around.

“I think I was the one controlling Kishou last night,” Eto purrs.

“Oh my god. I’m gonna be sick,” Souta grumbles, leaning against the window.

Arima’s face is too flushed to move.

“Don’t put your greasy forehead against the windows!” Eto squawks.

“PAY ATTENTION!” Arima yelps, grabbing the wheel.

“I was.” And indeed, Eto’s kagune is on the wheel. “You have control issues, Kishou.”

Just then, Souta’s rinkaku creeps towards the front of the car.

“Are you kidding?!” Eto lunges for him, Arima yells, and the car flips over an embankment.

Five minutes later, the three watch as flames destroy their car.

“Well,” Eto says slowly, “at least we all regenerate quickly.”

Arima opens his mouth.

She cuts him off. “I’m not gonna say you were right.”

“Souta will.”

“Souta has too many insecurities about his big brother to do that,” Eto says, earning another glare – but silence – from Souta.

More headcanons with Furuta and his little sister ?? Pretty please 💜💜

– Tsubaki really wanted him to marry Rize so Rize could be her big sister.

– He tries to keep her away from the clowns as much as possible, which of course doesn’t work because she’s as sly as he is. Uta is her favorite.

– She once convinced Uta to give her a tattoo of a mole below her eye to match Furuta’s. Furuta is not sure whether to be flattered, impressed, or pissed. So he’s all of those.

– She’s currently mad at him for dragon. Also eating popcorn watching Kaneki confront him (since she’s half-human, she can eat human food). No, she doesn’t have a gas mask, yes it’s dangerous, but this is Furuta Tsubaki and she gives no fucks.

– She somehow knows when Furuta cries in his sleep. Which is often, but also silent. Still, she crawls into his room and holds him until he’s stopped crying.

If the Clowns were cats, what breed and/or color would they be?

*sees cat + clown ask*

*throws aside queue to answer immediately*

Uta – he’s a streetwise mixed black cat and 100% proud of it.

Donato Porpora – Russian blue. I have one. They’re amazingly agile and precious.

Nico – an expensive, sly Siamese.

Itori – My vodka aunt is a luxurious, beautiful Himalayan.

Hoito Roma – Maine Coon. Large playful kakujas of fluff.

Nimura FURuta – He’s a purebred Bombay to rival Uta’s black street cat.

this is a bit of a strange request, but could you do some headcanons for furuta with a trans male (ftm) s/o? thank you 💖

Not strange at all. ❤ I’m happy to do this.

– Furuta would probably find out because he said something stupid, something stemming from the Washuu ‘toxic masculinity’ upbringing. Dating a man frightens him a bit, even if he loves them (because he remembers Matsuri’s struggles), and then he makes a joke about them secretly being a girl.

– His s/o is not thrilled and may snap at him. Which confuses Fruity, until his s/o calms down and tells him that they are trans. And while upbringing is an explanation, isn’t not an excuse.

– Furuta is actually chill with their identity – “Why are you offended, you’re not secretly a girl, if anything you were secretly a guy?” If anything he finds them even more interesting for this – but after a bit, he does experience some self-loathing for being insensitive. It’s something he and his boyfriend will have to work through.

– If anyone – ANYONE – insults them, for anything really but especially being trans, Furuta will have to be talked out of going half-ghoul on them.

– If his s/o is insecure, he’ll probably try to suggest something that distracts them while emphasizing their masculinity. Basically, this boils down to Furuta having sex with him, and praising his body.

– Furuta might also arrange for his s/o to spend time with Mutsuki, since they could probably relate.

– Furuta loves calling them “his boyfriend,” or later, “husband.”

Because of you I have found my love for Furuta so I must ask for some head canons of when he gets jealous I can’t help to think that he would act out if he sees someone flirting with his so. Also thank you for so showing me the little devil fruit that I now love.

You have made my entire Fruit-stanning life worthwhile.

– Furuta initially smirks, because he knows his S/O can handle themself.

– And then, two seconds later, he is raving mad. So he probably pouts off by himself and stomps his feet and sends angry text messages to Ui Koori, who never wanted to know any of this.

– At five seconds, he shuffles over to the flirty offender, drink in hand (preferably something that stains). He throws his arm around his S/O, flinging liquid onto the offender.

– “I’m so sorry. You didn’t get any on you, did you?” He smiles at his S/O, giving them his undivided attention.

– They tell him their fine and roll their eyes just enough that he knows they know. Then, because they’re better than him, they help the flirter clean up, while Fruit watches and fumes.

– “I love you, I love you, please love me back,” Furuta whines once he realizes they’re actually pissed, as they drag him home.

– His S/O counters with a reminder that they’re sure he’ll show them how much once they arrive home. Which, of course, is exactly what Fruit planned on.

– they then call him “little devil fruit” and he can’t decide if he’s offended or impressed.

What are the Clowns reactions to Nico coming out as trans? :)

– Donato probably just shrugs. He’s not surprised at all. He may ask an inappropriate question about transitioning. -__-

– Roma cheers her on. She’s been waiting for Nico to come out to the rest of the clowns for, well, forever.

– Itori is thrilled to have another female member of the team. She sasses Uta about it.

– Uta, like Donato, is not the least bit surprised. But he’ll create a beautiful new mask for his quasi-sister to show his support.

– Souta may be mildly uncomfortable because of his family’s pretty well-documented hypermasculinity. But he won’t treat Nico any differently, and he’ll try to push those Washuu poisons from his mind.

– Nico, knowing her, will probably tease Souta about having some flavor of transphobic upbringing, and they’ll get along just fine after he realizes she’s not going to hate him for another Washuu problem.