Hello! Could you please do Eto having the, somewhat threatening “Mother to future daughter-in-law” talk, with Touka about being in a relationship with her son Kaneki!

“So.” Eto leans against the tunnel wall, smirking at Touka.

“What do you want, you green bitch?” Touka crosses her arms.

“Why, the Mother-to-Daughter-in-Law talk, of course.” Eto flounces closer.

“Since when are you Kaneki’s mother?!”

“I made him into what he is today. He’s practically my child, dear.” Eto reaches out to adjust Touka’s bangs. “And I want to be sure you’re dedicated to him.”

“Of course I am!” Touka is offended.

“Good.” Eto wiggles her eyebrows. “Hurt him and I’ll feed you to my kakuja. Don’t worry, I’ll also tell him if he hurts you, I’ll eat him too. I’m an equal-opportunity feeder.”

“Oh my god,” Touka mutters. “You’re not going anywhere near us or our children!”

“Ch – children?” Eto looks positively delighted. “I’m about to be a grandmother! How about that!” 

She pauses. Her sole kakugan blazes. “Wait. You slept with my son?!”

I like to think Eto is super gay. So can I have some Eto and a female s/o sfw and nsfw hcs?

Eto definitely wouldn’t play the straight and narrow. 

SFW

– Eto has threatened to disembowel anyone in Aogiri who harms her s/o. Tatara and Noro back her up.

– Eto knew she was in love when her s/o asked if she could try flesh to ease the burden on Aogiri finding food.

– Even though the ghouls can’t eat it, her s/o likes baking her a birthday cake every year with tons of frosting, and Eto loves the excess.

– When her s/o confronted her on who she was, Eto’s response was “oh I’m so much worse,” and her s/o’s response was to yell at her for trying to scare her away. When Eto actually felt guilt, she knew she was hooked. 

– Eto and her lover frequently stay up late talking about literature.

– Eto is protective of her s/o, yes, but she’s also very freeing and not the jealous type.

– Eto was kinda mad at herself for falling for a human, because she swore she wouldn’t be like Kuzen. But this s/o pushed past her guard and attitude and now she’s very glad to have her.

NSFW

– Her s/o loves trying the new kinky positions Eto thinks up

– When Eto is stressed, she relaxes by pleasuring her partner, who knows she may return the favor anytime

– Eto did not really wait long to tumble with her partner, though she held out on her peculiar interests for a bit. Turned out her partner was the one who brought it up.

– Eto loves roleplaying. 

– Eto is very loud, and she derives great joy from her partner being loud, too. Tatara derives great pain from hearing this, and this gives Eto and her s/o even more joy. 

The gay/bi girls’ reactions to seeing another girl’s boobs irl for the first time?

Hmmm who else do you headcanon as gay/bi? Here’s my list, but let me know if you want more. 

Kamishiro Rize – NOM. 

Irimi Kaya – Bow-wow.

Itori – Whips out her own. 

Hoito Roma – How unladylike. Wanna be unladylike with me? 

Yonebayashi Saiko – Wow, so sexy. Also, mine are bigger. 

Hsaio Ching-Li – CUTE! *cheeks red* 

Yoshimura Eto – honey, want to come home with me? 

Kanae Von Rosewald – Welllllll now. Master Shuu is still sexier, but hot damn.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Can I touch them? 

Washuu Iyo – *whimpers*

Arima is revived and Kaneki gets to talk to him?

Kaneki screams as someone carves him out of his dragon form. “No, wait!”

“Look around you!” A scythe strikes him. He sprawls onto the dingy alley floor. Where is he?

“You nearly demolished all of Tokyo,” growls Arima.

Kaneki stares up at him. “Am I dead?”

“No.” Arima kneels before Kaneki. “The dead are coming back, Kaneki. You can thank Dr. Kanou.”

He does not sound grateful, but Kaneki doesn’t ask.

“You’re supposed to ask me something.” Arima narrows his eyes. 

“How can I? You’re alive, sort of, and people are dying, and Furuta’s won, he’s won, and Touka’s gonna lose our baby,” Kaneki sobs.

Arima turns ashen. “Baby?”

“My wife is pregnant.” Kaneki wipes his eyes.

Deep breaths, Kishou. Pretend you’re Eto. Arima swallows. “So…what happened?”

“I can’t do it!” he cries. “This role. I don’t care enough – I don’t have the energy to support both humans and ghouls. It’s too much, Arima. I can’t even decide.”

“Yes, and that’s why you’re in this position,” Arima says coldly.

“I can’t even lie about killing you effectively.” Kaneki slaps his mentor’s hand away, and Arima feels hurt.

Arima pauses. “Do you want to lie about it?”

“I will.”

“No, I asked, do you want to?”

Kaneki pauses. He shakes his head and begins to cry.

Arima’s never been deft with emotions, but even he can tell Kaneki’s in a bad spot. “Kaneki, please. Stand on your own. Be your own person. If that means casting away the kingship for the better of ghouls, do it. If that means breaking your promise to me…do it. But you can’t keep on as is. You’ll get everyone killed. Your refusal to choose has always been your weakness, and that will kill you.”

“Help me,” Kaneki pleads.

“I will. But I won’t choose for you.”

Arima waves Eto out of the shadows. 

She titters. “I can’t believe we forgot to teach our son about condoms.” 

“This is kind of serious right now,” Arima snaps.

“Kaneki, put on your big boy pants. Time to make decisions.” Eto grins. 

Tokyo Ghoul girls as commercials

Kirishima Touka – Come to Re coffeeshop! Have yourself the best coffee, and then…

Kosaka Yoriko – Make your way next door for the best baked goods you’ll ever taste. 

Kamishiro Rize – star of a new show, “Ghoul vs. Food.” 

Fueguchi Hinami – Child sponsorship. 

Irimi Kaya – Doberman adoption.

Nishino Kimi – she’s in two. An advertisement for the human-ghoul alliance, and an ad for Nishikimiazole, the treatment she developed for ghouls to eat normally. 

Itori – Come to the hottest bar around. Serving both humans and ghouls! Sometimes humans to ghouls (just kidding). 

Hoito Roma – Olay revitalizing cream. 

Yonebayashi Saiko – Comic-Con!!!

Hsaio Ching-Li – Martial arts center.

Yoshimura Eto – Ad for the news program she hosts, Ghouls Unmasked! with Eto Yoshimura. 

Kusakari Miza – Knife shop. 

Mado Akira – How to increase your workplace efficiency, even with a cat, PSA. 

Aura Kiyoko – Woman in the workplace PSA. 

Kanae Von Rosewald – Romantic drama.

Yasuhisa Kurona – Anti-psychotic medication. She tells her story of hearing her sister’s voice from her stomach. It’s all very moving.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Kick-ass action movie.  

Nico – Sephora.

Ihei Hairu – The best melon buns around!

Souza Rikai – Back to school.

Classroom shenanigans with Black Reaper Kaneki as the teacher. Possible students being Touka, Takizawa, Kurona, Amon, Akira, Juuzou, and Quinx kids! (Bonus points for involving Principle Eto!)

“Juuzou, you can’t eat candy in class.” Reaperneki raps on Suuzya’s desk.

Suzuya stares up at him with horror. The lollipop remains in his mouth.  “But why?”

“Because it’s disruptive.”

“Not if you do it the right way.” Saiko pops a chocolate square into her mouth. “Just be quick about it, Suzuya.”

“Yonebayashi, do you want to go to the principle’s office?”

She thinks for a moment. “Principle Eto does have a nice couch.”

“Can I go to the principle’s office?” Urie raises his hand. “I’m tired of all your faces.”

Mutsuki frowns.

“Not yours,” Urie assures him.

“Awwwwww,” Shirazu teases.

“All of you: SILENCE!” Reaperneki shouts. “Now, Amon, tell me your initial thoughts on Egg of the Black Goat.”

Amon looks up, guilt plastered over his face like the donut crumbs on his lips.

“Are you fucking kidding me,” growls Reaperneki.

“I got him the donut; it’s my fault.” Akira rolls her eyes. “You know, it’s not the food that makes us inefficient; it’s you.”

Reaperneki seethes. “Aura?”

“I was too busy visiting my sick aunt to do the reading,” he replies sweetly.

Higemaru raises his hand. “I loved it!” 

“I found the wording fascinating,” Hsaio adds.

“I couldn’t be bothered to read it.” Ayato yawns.

“Feet off your desk, Kirishima.”

“Which one?” Ayato grins as Hinami gently pushes his feet back to the floor.

“Teacher, you’re kinda weak at teaching literature,” Touka comments.

“You’re weak at literature,” Reaperneki counters.

“You’re weak, period,” she shoots back.

Takizawa passes a note to Kurona. 

“Really? At this point, you could just talk,” says Reaperneki.

“Can I talk about how attractive you are, Teach?” whimpers Tsukiyama. 

“THAT’S IT! ALL OF YOU! I AM ESCORTING ALL OF YOUR SORRY ASSES TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!” Reaperneki roars.

When they arrive, Eto blinks. “You got the entire class here? I’m so impressed.” 

Reaperneki growls. 

Eto takes Arima with her, lingerie shopping!

“Kishou, pay attention.” Eto removes her hands from Arima’s eyes and slips out of the piggy-back ride. 

“What are these?” Arima goggles at the…

“Bras!” Eto holds up one. “We have dominatrix black spikes, sweet princess pink, a rainbow clown…What would you like?”

“Whatever you want.” Arima’s cheeks burn.

“No. I want to know what turns you on the most.” Eto frowns. “Otherwise i’ll have to buy them all, you know. One by one, we’ll test them out until I discover your Achilles’ heel.”

“Eto, no,” Arima protests. He sees the light in her eyes. 

“Hmm. That’s not a bad idea.” Eto points to a garter belt. “Would you like me to wear one? I think I want to.”

She prances to another aisle. “Kishou, what if we get matching corsets?”

“You’ll never get me into one,” he says.

“Not even if I dress up in this?” Eto holds up a green negligee so scanty Arima gasps.

You better believe he wore the corset that night. And that he had his own special closet for every unmentionable Eto purchased that day. 

Tokyo Ghoul girls as Barbie movies

Oh gosh, I’ve only seen a few of these, so I hope it satisfies!

Kirishima Touka – Barbie in the Nutcracker

Irimi Kaya – Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus

Fueguchi Hinami – Barbie as Rapunzel

Kosaka Yoriko – Barbie & the Diamond Castle

Yoshimura Eto – Barbie as the Island Princess

Itori – Barbie in A Christmas Carol

Mado Akira – Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses

Gori Misato – The Barbie Diaries

Kusakari Miza – Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow

Ihei Hairu – Barbie and the Three Musketeers

Yonebayashi Saiko – Barbie Mariposa

Hsaio Ching-Li – Barbie of Swan Lake

Aura Kiyoko – Barbie Thumbelina

Kamishiro Rize – Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper

Sorry about all my prompts but thank you again. Your writing gives me and a good number of fans a break from the tragedy. 😊 Also I was wondering could you write an Eto/Kaneki scenario. I love them together. I love any Kaneki pairing though haha

Aw thank you.

“You do not.” Kaneki stares at Eto, who is secure in her cell. He still feels vulnerable, though, because Sen Takatsuki knows how to wield her words.

“I do. I’ve always crushed on you. Does that scare you?” Eto winks.

“No.”

Eto bursts out laughing. “Kaneki, dear – ”

“Don’t call me that!”

“Kaneki, dear, you are such a sweet, pure child at heart. That’s beautiful in this world. Is it any wonder I’m drawn to your light?” Eto shrugs. “Don’t tell me you felt nothing for Sen Takatsuki.”

“Takatsuki doesn’t exist.” A brief memory occurs – him daydreaming about meeting Takatsuki and falling madly in love. She’d tell him he mattered. 

He frowns. Where did that come from?

“Then neither does Haise Sasaki.” 

“Stop!” Kaneki yells. 

“Or – maybe – both are real. Maybe you’re both Sasaki and Kaneki. Maybe both have their worth.” Eto’s eyes soften. “And maybe the best of you involves both of them.”

“You’ve never wanted the best for me!” A laugh rips from Kaneki’s throat.

“Oh, I’ve always wanted. Known what the best was, now, that’s something different, dear.” Eto’s smile is sad.

With a jolt, Kaneki realizes that Takatsuki is here, and telling him she loves him, and that he matters. 

Masanori’s Trick or treating adventure!

“Look at me, Daddy!”

Masanori twirls around, showing off his black bobbed wig. “I’m YOU! Uncle Uta helped me.”

“You look just like Daddy,” Hairu says with a grin. She’s Rapunzel, and Ui is Flynn Rider. 

“Yay!” Masanori claps his hands. 

Ui is too happy to speak, so he hugs his child instead. “Now, be safe out there.”

“I will!” Masanori hurries outside to join the other GOAT children.

“Trick or treat!” Masanori first rings Touka and Kaneki’s door.

“Yes?” Touka, dressed like a fortune teller, falls back. “It’s a CCG investigator! AHHHHH!” 

Masanori giggles. “No, it’s just Masanori!”

Kaneki, having been forced into a purple dragon costume, hands Masanori sugar tubes.

“Thank you!” Masanori skips to Ayato and Hinami’s next.

“Rawr!” Ayato is dressed like a pirate; Hinami, a yellow parrot. They hand Masanori chocolate.

Naki is Frankenstein and Miza his bride. 

“Oo-oooooh.” Miza zombie walks towards the children, and they shriek.

“What tasty children!” Pennywise Itori greets them next, with angel Yomo and devil Uta behind her.

“Watch out, I’ll use my quinque,” teases Masanori. “Wait, Uncle Yomo, are those your ukaku wings.”

“With some help from Uta,” Yomo says uncomfortably. 

Nishiki is dressed as a spider and Kimi a butterfly, connected by a web, and they hand out homemade cupcakes to thrill the children.

The Quinx mansion is next, and Saiko greets them as Gintoki. Hsaio as a ninja and Shirazu as a shark appear behind her, followed by Aura as perhaps a ghost – a white sheet, as any rate – and Higemaru as some monster of his own devising. Urie and Mutsuki join as Cookie Monster and a cat, respectively. 

Cinderella Yoriko and Prince Charming Takeomi hand out more baked goods, and then it’s on to the Tsukiyama’s.

Chie as a bat hangs in a tree, snapping as many pictures as she can. 

“Greetings, mortals!” Tsukiyama thrusts open his front door, dressed in rich wizarding robes. Kanae as an elf holds up ring pops.

Arima opens his door, mortified. He’s dressed as a black goat, and sexy witch Eto looks all too pleased with herself. 

The children plod over to Hirako’s, where the three Musketeers pretend to attack as a giant Shiba hands them Kit-kats. Hajime appears to chase off the Musketeers, complete as Superman.

Kurona as a vampire and Seidou as a greek god provide Masanori with his favorite gift yet: caramel, the sticky stuff Mommy and Daddy don’t often buy after he smeared it across the entire kitchen.

An enormous version of Maris Stella answers the door at Akira and Amon’s, and the Suzuya Squad as Robin Hood and his merry men  – including Hanbee as Maid Marion – swoop in to deliver Skittles. 

When Masanori turns around, he sees all the parents gathered. “All right, off to our last stop.”

“Where?” Masanori asks.

“You don’t think your other uncle would miss this, do you?” Hairu asks lightly.

The adults are still wary as they enter the jail. But their reserve soon gives way to laughter when Haise Sasaki greets Kaneki in Furuta’s voice. “Hi, me! We look cute today!”

“I hate you,” Kaneki says.

“I love us,” says Haise. He showers the children with chocolate, and Masanori thinks himself the luckiest kid alive.