The weird kinks vs vanilla ask got me curious. What’s their weird kinks like?

Furuta – Completely, totally dominating a feisty partner. 

Tsukiyama – Probably involves mutual feeding on each other. 

Mirumo – He’s game for literally anything. Hanging upside down like a bat is particularly fun.

Saiko – Will use her kagune to role play anime and manga characters. 

Hakatori – Make sex a battlefield. Blood included. 

Takizawa – The more chains, the better. 

Eto – Please allow her to use her kakuja on her partner. 

Nico – Likes it either very rough or to be worshiped. There is no in-between. 

Uta – Masks, tattoos, drawing on his partner, having his partner draw on him…

Roma – Role-play Kaneki for her.

Itori – Would like to be doused in blood wine and have her partner drink all of it off. 

Hi! So could you do a scenario were Eto consoles Itami after he investigated and exterminated a group of young ghouls, and he is having nightmares about it. Thank you and thanks for doing my asks I appreciate it (you do a great job!) have a great day/night.

“Wake up, scaredy-cat.” Eto pokes Itami in the nose, over and over and over, until her whimpering boyfriend awakens.

“What happened at work today?” Eto wipes sweat from his brow. She licks her fingers. “You’re quite salty.”

“Eto, why are you like this,” Itami grumbles.

“’Cause I am,” she sings, perching on his chest. “Now talk to me.” 

He closes his eyes. “I…had to exterminate more ghouls today.”

“Of course you did.” Eto sighs. 

“They were young, Eto. Not even adults.” Itami wipes the tears leaking out of his eyes. “It’s so wrong.”

“Amen to that.” Eto scowls. She’d like to take those Washuus and turn them into humanburger meat. 

“And I went along with it.”

“Well, you have to, for Aogiri’s sake. We need you in CCG.” Eto pauses. “But I do understand if you don’t want to. We can…we can work it out if you decide to leave.”

Itami goggles at his girlfriend. Eto has never given anyone the option of abandoning a mission before. “Eto…”

“I care about you,” she answers, bending down to kiss his lips.

“I’ll stay,” he whispers. “But…you may have to listen to a lot more of this.”

“I’m fine with that.” Eto kisses him with ferocity. 

Hi! Do you think you could do a scenario involving Etos human s/o (Itami) finding her after her fight with kaneki and his reaction/worry about her injuries. Thank you and have a nice day/night.

“Eto?” Itami knocks on the door to her room. She’s not returning his calls. And the CCG’s covert activity is all in the news.

“Eto.” His voice grows more urgent.

“Mmmph,” he hears from inside.

“Eto, I’ll kick down the door!”

She chuckles.

Rolling his eyes, Itami lunges at the door. It takes him more kicks than he’d like to admit to knock it open. “Eto.”

He gasps. She lies on her floor, missing most of her lower half. 

Eto!” he screams, rushing to her side. 

“Itami? Oh.” Eto shakes her head. “Sorry you have to see me like this.”

“Don’t be sorry. I just – holy shit, Eto, are you okay?” Itami scoops her off the floor to cradle her in his arms.

“Oh. I’m fine. I’m recovering, see?” Eto wiggles two stub legs.

“That doesn’t look fine,” he growls.

“It will be.” Eto sighs. “Can you make me a bath?”

“Huh?”

“It’s fun to float when you’re missing half your legs.” She winks. “You can join me.”

“I’m not doing anything with you while you’re recovering,” Itami warns, carrying her into her bathroom.

“You’re such a killjoy,” Eto scoffs. “Will you at least kiss me? They say kissing has healing properties.”

Itami struggles to turn on the bathwater, Eto still in his arms. 

“Fine,” he grumbles.

“You know you love me.”

“I do. Preferably in one piece.” 

Hi hope your doing well!! I was wondering if you could do a scenario were Eto’s human investigator S/O (Itami) is introduced to pre-11th ward battle Aogiri higher ups (as her s/0 and there informant) and there reactions/disagreements about it. Thank you and have a nice day.

I am doing very well! I hope you are too, lovely! ❤

“Who the fuck is this human?” Ayato grumbles.

“His name is Itami and he’s better than you,” Eto says.

Tatara rolls his eyes. He already knows where this is going, and pleased he is not. 

Itami smiles nervously. Jason the torturer stands there, his sycophantic girlfriend on one arm. He can spot Ayato Kirishima immediately from Ito’s “teenage brat” description, and Tatara’s aura of intimidation makes his identity unmistakable.

“Who are you?” Itami asks a towering, ponytailed figure.

“That’s Noro. He doesn’t speak, but I’ve been his friend since childhood,” Eto says, waving at Noro. He waves back.

“Itami is your informant?” purrs the girlfriend. “I’m Nico, and I have to say, Itami, I’m disappointed in how nerdy you are.” 

“He’s my boyfriend,” Eto snaps.

“I don’t like him. He’s human,” growls Jason.

“And I don’t like you, Yamori, but I haven’t eaten you yet,” Eto replies. “Don’t push me over the line, okay, dear?” 

“He can fuck off,” says Ayato. “i don’t trust anyone human.” 

“You have, what, fifteen years of life experience?” Itami asks politely.

Eto chortles as Ayato’s cheeks color. 

The Bin brothers shake their heads. 

“We’ll go along with you, but we don’t like it,” says one. 

“I didn’t ask the first.” Eto giggles. Noro pats her shoulder. “See, Noro likes him.”

“Tatara, say something,” demands Ayato.

“If I hear anything X-rated, I’ll cut off his dick,” Tatara replies. “Are we done?”

“You won’t,” Eto says sweetly, grabbing Itami’s hand. “Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have business in my bedroom.” 

Itami blushes and Ayato pales. “GOD NO!”

“Hey, if he gives us useful information, it doesn’t matter,” says one of the Bin brothers.

“What about Tatara’s innocent ears?” cries Ayato, watching the couple head away. 

A reylo tg au?

I love it. 

SPOILERS for TLJ, obviously.

“Oh, did he really tell you? He tried to kill us. Once he saw Eto and I were too powerful, we awoke to him holding his kakuja above us.” Ben lowers his gaze. “We were just kids who wanted vengeance for our mother.”

Rey is too horrified to speak. After a moment of silence, though, she knows she has to try. “Ben…I’m so sorry.” She reaches across the table to touch his hands. Her eyes shine with tears and indignation. “You didn’t deserve that.”

A crash catches her attention. Yoshimura himself has walked into Anteiku.

Ben leaps to his feet and rushes past his father. He makes no attempt to follow.

“I know what you did!” Rey flies at Yoshimura. “You tried to kill your own kids – Ben and Eto. That’s why they left. You lied to me! Snake!”

“No!” Yoshimura pleads. “I went to see them, finally, after fifteen years away. And their bloodlust- their anger against mankind – stunned me. In a moment of weakness, I raised my kagune. And then I stopped.”

His voice thickens. “I was so ashamed. How could I try to kill my own children? But before I could remove my kagune, Ben awoke.”

Rey suspects this is the truth. It’s the only story that meshes with both Ben and Yoshimura’s characters. “So then? You gave up and ran back to your coffee shop?”

“I retreated to learn the ways of ghouls and see if we could ever become peaceful. To learn how not to be the monster I was to my kids.” Yoshimura’s eyes are moist. 

“You hurt your kids by leaving them,” Rey says. “I saw Ben’s heart. He’s still a child yearning for justice. I – if I go to him, I can save him.”

“No!” Yoshimura’s eyes widen. “This will not go the way you think.”

“Maybe not,” says Rey angrily, “But unlike you, I’m going to try.”

Could you do a scenario where Eto’s male human investigator s/o (Itami) finds her dying in cochlea and they say there goodbyes to each other. Thank you and have a nice day/night.

Why you hurt me

Itami staggers through the wreckage of Cochlea. Not even Arima Kishou has been strong enough for this, has he. 

Where is she? He needs to find her, break her out, save her even if it costs him his job. It’s only a matter of time before they find out that he spied for Aogiri anyway. 

He hears a familiar chuckle around the corner. Itami bolts forward. “Eto!”

The sight is enough to bring him to his knees.

Eto lies there, half eaten, bathed in blood, and yet chuckling to herself. Just like Eto.

“Itami.” Eto starts.

“What happened?” He forces himself to stand, to approach.

“I set Kaneki free. Arima and I…we both did.” Eto smiles weakly.

“Eto, he’s not ready.”

“He doesn’t have a choice.” Eto shrugs. “He’ll probably fail. Just like me. But eventually, some one will be inspired to succeed. They…have to be…the world cannot go on like this…”

“Eto!” Itami shakes her. “Please eat me. Live. The world needs you.”

“No, it doesn’t. I’m tired, Itami.” Eto smiles again. “You know…you were the brightest spot in my life.”

“You are the bright spot in mine.”

“Good. You’ll find more, you know. That’s who you are, Itami. It’s why…I love you.” Eto forces the last words out, choking on blood.

“Eto! Eto, wait! I love you too!” Itami shakes her again, but she’s no longer responding. He weeps with her in his arms. 

He briefly considers escaping with her body so CCG doesn’t disgrace her with its trash compactor. But no, Eto wouldn’t want him to risk being caught. He will live on, for her. 

What the TG characters want for Christmas

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – to be safe

Nagachika Hideyoshi – to see Kaneki again

Yoshimura Kuzen – Eto’s forgiveness

Kamishiro Rize – freedom and food

Kirishima Touka – Kaneki to be free of the worm 

Koma Enji – to be alive

Irimi Kaya – a puppy

Yomo Renji – His niece and nephew safe

Kosaka Yoriko – To see Touka again 

Hinami Feuguchi – for everyone she loves to be happy

Nishiki Nishio – to kiss Kimi

Nishino Kimi – a world where ghouls and humans live in harmony

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – A taste of Kaneki 

Karren von Rosewald – Tsukiyama’s love

Matsumae – the family’s safety 

Mirumo – his son’s happiness

Chie Hori – another camera

Clowns

Uta – eyeball snacks. Maybe a kiss from Yomo. 

Itori – blood wine!

Hoito Roma – to belong

Nimura Furuta – his father’s approval 

Rio/Shikorae – his brother

Nico – makeup

Donato Porpora – a reunion with Amon

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Hinami’s coffee. Maybe Hinami. 

Yamori – kagune pliers 

Tatara – Houji’s head, but really his siblings back 

Yoshimura Eto – the world’s obedience 

Noro – life

Miza Kusakari – nothing bad to happen anymore

Naki – to see Yamori again

Hakatori – a new quinque 

Banjou Kazuichi – a hug

CCG

Amon Koutarou – to be a good person

Takizawa Seidou – to be human again

Mado Akira – internal peace 

Houji Kousuke – a break from murder investigators 

Mado Kureo – to kill the one-eyed owl and make their kagune into his quinque

Marude Itsuki – assurance that Yoshitoki was actually his friend 

Washuu Yoshitoki – a vacation

Washuu Matsuri – Urie

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – nothing good. 

Kuriowa Takeomi – Yoriko’s cooking

Kuriowa Iwao – his son’s happiness

Aura Kiyoko – Aura to calm down

Tanakamaru Mougan – hairspray

Shinohara Yukinori – to see his family again

Itou Kuramoto – a practical joke book

Kurona Yasuhisa – Shiro

Hajime Hazuki – to be a renowned badass

Mayazumi – eyebrow liner 

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Arima’s smile

Arima Kishou – atonement

Ui Koori – Hairu resurrected 

Take Hirako – Shio and Rikai’s resurrection 

Arima Yusa – a peaceful world

Ihei Shio – a pet reindeer 

Souza Rikai – flowers 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Mr. Shinohara to awaken

Keijin Nakarai – recognition

Hanbee Abara – to marry Suzuya

Miyuki Mikage – an alien encounter

Mizurou Tamaki – a girlfriend

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – no one dying anymore

Shirazu Ginshi – Haru’s healing

Urie Kuki – Mutsuki’s safety

Mutsuki Tooru – to be safe and happy

Hsaio Ching-Li – Saiko’s affection

Aura Shinsanpei – Kaneki’s head, or his aunt’s approval 

Higemaru Touma – to save the world

Hi!! I wanted to say thank you for doing the previous Eto asks ( I hope I don’t bother you to much, but your a good writer) and was hoping you could do Aogiri members reactions to Eto getting married, bonus if you might hint at Tataras punishment. Thank you again and have another good day/night. (Sorry if this is to long!)

You don’t bother me at all. I love your asks. ❤ Thank you for being so kind!

“Hah? A wedding? Aren’t we at war?” Ayato scoffs.

“Shut up, child,” Eto replies with a toss of her green hair. 

Noro crosses the room to wrap his arms around Eto. She squeaks as a surprising wash of emotions sprays her. Noro beckons for her fiance/e to approach, and they do with hesitance. 

Noro points a skeletal finger at them and shakes it firmly.

“I love her,” her fiance/e squeaks.

Noro nods with satisfaction.

“Congratulations, I guess,” Ayato mumbles. “That’s what I’m supposed to say, right?”

The door bangs open. 

“Why didn’t you tell me there was a meeting?” Tatara growls.

Eto wraps her arm around her fiance/e’s waist. “Because I’m announcing our  engagement and wasn’t sure I wanted to see you.”

Tatara at least has the grace to look abashed. 

“Apologize,” Eto says sweetly.

Tatara looks ill. He never apologizes. Ever.

But Noro inches closer to him, and Ayato smirks. 

Tatara shuffles forward. “I am sorry. I should not have hurt you.”

“Thank – thank you,” stammers the fiance/e. 

“Happy?” Tatara turns to Eto.

“I’ve got more public shaming planned, but after that, yes,” Eto purrs. “You’re officiating the wedding.”

All of Kaneki’s implied and canon admirers talk about how much they love Kaneki, what they want to do with Kaneki if they got into a relationship with him and what they love about him, what made them fall in love with him: so this includes Roma, Mutsuki, Hajime, Hinami, Touka, Rize, Tsukiyama, Hide, Saiko, Eto, etc (side comment: Boy Neki has himself a hell of a lot of admirers!)

Like how does Ken get and maintain these admirers I’m jealous.

“I’ll go first.” Touka sighs. She can’t believe Urie and Marude’s solution was a group therapy session for all of Kaneki’s admirers. 

“Now that he’s recovering in the hospital, you can all work out your problems,” Marude said. What a dumbass.

“I first fell in love when he told me he’d care if I died, even though I was a murderer,” Touka says, a sad smile on her face. “I just want to raise our kid together and give them…the childhood we never had.” 

“I fell in love with his scent,” says Tsukiyama. “And convinced myself I wanted to eat him instead of love him. Now I just want him to stay alive.”

“Tsukiyama is a bad example for ghouls,” Hinami says quickly. “I love how Onii-chan taught me to read. That’s why I want happiness for him.”

“He was tasty,” Rize says dreamily, still somewhat dead inside after being held captive for years. “I’d still like to eat him.”

“I like Maman because he always loved us when we were brats,” Saiko says, crossing her arms. “Now I just want to hug him and tell him he’s okay every day.” 

“I find him fascinating.” Eto grins. “So much potential. I’d torment him day and night.” 

“Potential tragedy. People who try to be good because they hate themselves are my weakness.” Roma giggles. “I love sitting back and watching.” 

“This is why you don’t have friends, old maid,” Eto shoots back.

“I like him because he’s what I want to be, only I’ll be better because I won’t betray CCG,” Hajime declares.

Hide shakes his head. “Kid.“

“What?!” Hajime huffs. 

“Never mind.” Hide sighs. “You know, I’m not sure. I think I always have, but I haven’t recognized it until it was nearly too late. Now I just want him to be happy.”

“What about you?” Hide turns to Mutsuki, who swallows hard.

“Uh…ummm…I like that he showed me kindness when I was a gross murderer,” Mutsuki whispers.

Saiko coughs. “That’s, uh, close to Touka’s.”

“I know.” Mutsuki stares at the floor.

Touka slides closer to Mutsuki. “Ken’s a great guy.” 

Mutsuki smiles, tentatively, at her. 

Maybe, Touka thinks, Marude wasn’t such a doofus after all.