Could I request Uta, Yomo, Itori, Kaneki, Arima and Eto finding out that their s/o is a one eye when they thought they were human, but they are also the underground king that is somehow alive?I suspect they might figure it out, or maybe s/o would tell them, but some of them might definitely be suspicious of how much s/o knew about stuff they shouldn’t because they’re a ‘human’

Uta

– he’s thrilled, to say the least. Ecstatic. He loves that someone could fool his senses and observations so thoroughly.

– He did suspect after a bit, because of their knowledge, but he only found out when they decided to tell him – after discovering Uta’s involvement in Furuta’s dragon plan.

– He will constantly tease them on their age, even while they go to stop the plan.

Yomo Renji

– He grows concerned when they act nervous about Ayato investigating the underground.

– They reveal their true nature to defend Goat from the Oggai, and Yomo is stunned.

– Once the situation is under control, Yomo is going to need a very long talk with them. It will probably end with a kiss, though, despite his s/o’s fear. 

Itori

– Itori knew. She knew from the start.

– Itori finally gets her s/o to confirm it when they confront her shortly after Dragon, when she encourages Goat to forget Kaneki.

– Her s/o is stunned that she knew, and she’s stunned to see them admit it.

– They kiss passionately, in front of everyone.

Kaneki Ken

– His s/o is determined to rescue him from Dragon, and confesses to Goat and CCG.

– Fortunately, they know how to defeat Dragon due to their past, and even how to save Rize.

– When Dragon ends, Kaneki talks to them. Now all the hints they told him made sense. He’d suspected a half-ghoul, but not this. They are very comforting for each other.

Arima Kishou

– “Um, doesn’t this make you my relative?” He pushes his glasses back up his nose. This is the first thing he says.

– His s/o is incensed. “A distant relative! Very distant!”

– He’s interested in the idea of a kagune running wild and upending the order of society. His s/o helps him figure out how to plan this more humanely. 

Yoshimura Eto

– “Boo, of course you were a half ghoul. But old? Come on now!” Eto teases.

– She admires her s/o’s fighting ability and really, really wants to use their consumption by a kagune as a horror plot device.

– Her s/o tells her all the Washuu secrets they can, and slowly helps convert Arima, Furuta, Matsuri and more to overthrow V. 

Hello my favorite little author. This is something that I’ve been trying to picture for a while, Can you write headcanons of Eto’s wedding please. That way she can have a happy ending to 😊.

– She still teases Kaneki at the altar, asking him if he has any objections. Kaneki is mortified. 

– She interrupts “you may now kiss” to kiss. She can’t even wait for the end of the sentence.

– Noro is the officiant. Which may prompt Tatara to ask if this is legal, since he’s technically dead. As a result, Tatara may or may not be run through by Eto’s kagune at the rehearsal.

– RED SPIDER LILIES EVERYWHERE. 

– Eto will have a wild, wild, WILD reception. Featuring Takizawa as DJ and Kurona as the savior of their dance music. 

– Hinami is maid of honor. Naturally. Eto makes sure to throw Hina the bouquet, too. And to smirk at Ayato.

– Eto wears a short, unconventional wedding dress. Perhaps gothic. 

– She enters a dance battle with Tsukiyama Shuu and Urie Kuki. Tsukiyama is about to win but then he feels bad since she’s the bride. 

Since I’ve been sick and refuse to believe that she’s dead (those two things have nothing to do with each other, but bear with me ^^;;), maybe some cute scenarios/headcaons involving Ichika with “grandma” Eto~?

I believe in Eto. Unless Ishida confirms otherwise, she’s alive to me.

-Touka and Kaneki totally come home from a date night to find that babysitter Banjou has been kicked out, and replaced with a laughing green-haired witch.

– Eto teases them that she’s read her stories to Ichika, and Touka promptly tells her to drop dead.

– It turns out that this is partially true. Eto has concocted new, child-appropriate stories for Ichika.

– Ichika loves Grandma Eto, who is “just like me.” 

– “I wanna be just like Grandma Eto!” she declares, to the dismay of both her parents. At the same time, somewhere else in Tokyo, Arima rolls over in his grave.

– Eto definitely helps Ichika hide a lifetime supply of candy in her room. 

Am I allowed to ask for some Houji/Tatara, Arieto, and/or SuzuHan angsty fluff because tomorrow is my birthday??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Houji/Tatara

There was one time Houji caught Tatara. It was shortly after he’d betrayed his lover, leading to the downfall of Che Shi Lian and the deaths of Yan and Fei. Right before Houji left the city, Tatara –  not in an emotional state to think clearly – attacked, and this led to his capture by CCG. 

They wanted to take him back for interrogation in Cochlea. The investigators were discussing their plans to make the ghouls they’d killed into quinques, and excited to see what would happen to Tatara once he was executed. 

And Houji remembered the night Tatara first showed him his kagune, and that he was a ghoul, and that Houji’d been overcome with emotion partially because he loved that Tatara trusted him and he loved Tatara, but also because he knew this meant his suspicions were correct, and that he’d have to betray Tatara. 

So Houji may have freed Tatara. Tatara may have tried to kill him, but didn’t. He’s never been sure why. Maybe he just  didn’t want to lose anyone else at the moment. 

Arieto

Arima had just been disciplined by Tsuneyoshi for a mistake on a mission that led to another ghoul escaping. He’d never really messed up before, and the consequences was a long lecture on what a damned failure of a half-breed he was, and a black eye. And a stern order not to return until his eye had healed.

Eto visited him that night – they’d arranged weekly trysts by that point. When she saw Arima, she was, as you may imagine, pissed. He had to talk her out of taking Tsuneyoshi’s head. She then decided to remind him that he was the only investigator who had beaten her, an unusual subject for prideful Eto to bring up.

Arima teased her about actually caring for him, and she retorted that by letting her live he might actually feel the same. Maybe. She then seduced him, used her regeneration to heal his eye, and left him the next morning.

Tsuneyoshi had expected Arima to be missing for a day or two. He was vexed to see Arima back that morning, and Arima just had to text Eto a play-by-play, much to her amusement. 

Suzuhan

After dragon, Suzuya was afraid to talk to Kaneki. He knew he done fucked up, if you will. 

Hanbee finally went to Kaneki himself, apologized, and they had a long talk. At the end, Hanbee led Kaneki to Suzuya’s house with the rest of S3. Kaneki and Suzuya forgave each other, and Hanbee was thrilled.

Suzuya asked Hanbee why he’d done that, and Kaneki said something like “I thought it was obvious he loves you.” 

Hanbee promptly shrieked.

Suzuya tiptoed up to him and asked if that was true. 

Hanbee admitted it was, and profusely apologized as if loving Suzuya was worse than trying to kill Kaneki. But then Suzuya tackled him in a kiss. Kaneki’s sole vengeance was texting a photo of their kiss to the rest of S3. 

Eto once convinced Tatara to say “Bye, Bitch” because she thought it’d be hilarious and it didn’t end well

– For a long time, Tatara only says it to Houji. 

– In person, sure, but he also leaves “Bye, Bitch” messages on Houji’s door, in his bed, on his ceiling…

– Tatara spray-paints it along Houji’s way to work.

– Eventually, Houji uses this to determine Aogiri’s location.

– When Eto finds out the real reason their base was discovered, she read Tatara the riot act for two hours straight.

– At the end of her spiel, Tatara says “Bye, Bitch” before slamming the door in her face. 

– Their resulting fight was legendary.

I like to headcanon that Eto and Uta are Bros™ so can we have some headcanons for them?

After the latest chapter, this may be actual canon. I hope.

– After the Cochlea escape, Eto’s probably been holed up in Uta’s HySy for months.

– “Uta tell me all about your trash clown and the clusterfuck he’s making.”

– “Uta, I’m hungry and healing.”

– “Uta, rub my back.”

– “Uta, did you see Renji?”

– “Uta, you should really go rescue Renji from dragon.”

– “UTA IS TOUKA REALLY PREGNANT? AM I AN AUNT?”

– “Uta, if Donato dies, I will not cry.”

– “Uta, if you don’t kiss Renji I will.”

– Truth is, Eto wasn’t supposed to be headless. It had to happen because Uta got tired of her ceaseless shipping of him and Renji. 

*slams hands on desk* MORE DARTH IBIS PLEASE

ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO

“We’re trapped!” A rathtar appears, rushing towards Jedi Kaneki and Jedi Master Arima.

Their padawans – Suzuya and a group who’ve named themselves the Quinxes – prepare their lightsabers.

“You’ll never survive,” growls a voice. The Sith-in-training, Kaiko, emerges. Force-Lightning shoots out of his fingertips.  

“We’re surrounded,” hisses Padawan Higemaru.

“You’ll die, and we’ll harvest the force from your bodies,” Kaiko says sweetly.

The rathtar gurgles.

“Hmm?” Kaiko turns back to the creature and narrowly dodges its attack.

“Don’t mess with creatures you don’t know!” cackles a sweet voice. 

Darth Ibis emerges from inside the rathtar, a rambunctious grin on her face, holding up her middle finger. “Nice to see you too, Kaiko-who-hasn’t-even-achieved-the title-of-Darth.” 

Since ghouls seem to each have a unique scent, and I suppose it an be inferred that someone biologically female would smell different than someone biologically male, so… Some of the newer/younger Aogiri recruits putting their foot in their mouth in regards to Tatara, to the point where Eto threatens to eat them all, maybe~? Or, it that’s too awkward, then just what each of the ghoul characters scent is like, gender completely aside~ <3

Yes, I think this is canon! isn’t Kaneki said to smell like a female ghoul in the original TG, because he has Rize’s kakuhou? 

For those reading, in this scenario, Tatara is trans.

“I never expected someone so tall to be a girl,” says Torso, glancing up and down Tatara. 

“I’m not,” Tatara says, keeping his usual icy demeanor.

As soon as Tatara leaves the room, Eto drifts over to their newest recruit. 

“Hi there, Misogynist,” she purrs in his ear, leaping up to drape an arm over his shoulder. “Let’s not add transphobia to the list of your misdeeds.”

“I didn’t…”

“Look, you’ve heard us use male pronouns for Tatara. You mess up Tatara’s gender again, I’ll eat you,” Eto says, punctuating with a giggle. “Get it?”

“Uh – yes, of course!” Torso stammers, sweating.

“Good.” Eto slinks away. “I’m looking forward to your better behavior.” 

Some SFW and NSFW headcanons with Eto and her ghoul female s/o?

SFW

– Eto loves allowing her s/o to read her manuscripts early. 

– Her s/o runs a Sen Takatsuki fan blog.

– She and her s/o have a blast tormenting Tatara and Ayato with PDA.

– The only person whose approval Eto cared for was Noro. He eagerly (well, as eager as Noro can be) gave it.

– Eto sometimes requests that her s/o carry her when she’s tired.

NSFW

– Eto is determined to see how far she and her ghoulie can take their bodies. How loud can they get. How can they incorporate kagunes. Etc. 

– Eto loves sneaking into her s/o’s bubble baths uninvited. Going back to the first headcanon: Eto once brought a hair dryer with her, just to see. 

– Eto once made her s/o break through her kakuja before they could make love.

– Eto is very focused on both giving and receiving pleasure. Sex is always sure to leave them exhausted.