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Headcanons for Furuta, Donato and Uta and their first time with their girlfriends.

Furuta

– he initiates pretty early on in the relationship

– he’ll tease his girl all night until they get back to his apartment, when he will shiver with delight to finally experience sex with them

– He definitely jokes about eating them and leaves hickeys alllll over their body

– I see him as loving hips and paying a lot of attention to them 

– he wants sex, and experimentation, and fun, not intimacy. If, however, his girlfriend calls him on his shit and takes control, he’s going to be mesmerized and intimate despite the emotional walls he’s constructed for himself.

– despite his “i don’t care” attitude, he plans on spending all night together. Sleeping, too and cuddling. 

Donato 

– he’s definitely making jokes about being a priest and how they’re going to hell

– His s/o is probably the one who has to initiate. he’ll be surprised, but more than willing.

– hopefully the girlfriend has protection, because I don’t see Donato as being prepared

– let’s face it. he did not get action in Cochlea. he’ll probably be stunned and worshipful of his girlfriend all night. 

Uta

– Uta has been waiting for this for a long time, but he hasn’t been pushy at all. 

– he is obsessed with his partner’s breasts. small or large, he adores them and will spend a lot of time on this.

– he’ll probably spend all night with them, telling them where tattoos would fit best on their naked body. 

– he plans on making this an all-night event. 

So reading that Fumi and the Clowns relationship thingy and I’m kind of craving a scenario of when Uta is teasing her over Hige and she brings up his feelings for Yomo because that just seems amazing

“What’s up with Fumi?” Donato asks, scoffing at the small, scowling ghoul who hasn’t touched her blood wine.

“Lovesick, can’t you tell?” Nico asks breathily. Souta whistles. 

“Shut up,” Fumi mutters.

“Aw, is your heart hurting because your true love might leave you if he saw the depths of your depravity?” Uta snickers as he sips his wine.

Fumi’s mouth opens. “You’re one to talk.”

“Shots have been fired,” Itori jokes. Roma nudges her, and Itori slyly turns her phone on “record.” 

“Okay.” Uta eyes her. “I’ll bite. What do you mean?”

“I mean your fluttering heart around that dashing Raven, even though you like to keep your misdeeds on the side, too,” Fumi shoots back. “Because you’re in love, too! Hypocrite.”

Uta sputters as the rest of the clowns laugh. “I know you are, but what am I?”

“Now that’s just lame, Uta.” Fumi shakes her head. “I expected better.”

“On the bright side,” says Itori. “That’s as close to an admission as anyone’s ever gotten him.”

Okay, but hear me out! Mafia au, with Uta, Nico, Itori, Donato, Yomo, Kaneki and the Kirishima siblings! Full on suit and suspenders, sharp-looking and brutal!

Donato – the old henchman. Brutal enforcer. deeply misses the son the government deemed him unfit to parent. 

Touka – was once a child of a man killed by the mafia. She now lives with her uncle and tries to avoid their destruction, but is pulled back in after rescuing Kaneki Ken from being killed due to mistaken identity. 

Ayato – has joined the mafia to get revenge for his dad.

Yomo – a former hitman, now raising his niece and nephew. Occasionally hooks up with his old flame from mafia days.

Kaneki – After countless suffering, establishes the Goat Mafia in an attempt to promote peace.

Uta – Yomo’s old flame, an inwardly despairing hitman who stays in the life because he’s has no identity otherwise. 

Itori – the sly, seductive daughter of the mafia boss. Despite her dad’s wishes, she’s joined the hitmen. 

Omgomgomg I just remembered I love Fumi! What’s her relationship with the other Clowns?

Donato – she finds him creepy tbh. Fumi is still uncomfortable with killing children for fun.

Roma – Fumi loves her. Afternoons out for coffee with Roma are always fun.

Nico – Fumi adores Nico, but Nico is quite the tease over her feelings for a certain Quinx.

Itori – Itori is Fumi’s psuedo “big sister,” doling out questionable life advice that Fumi loves to hear.

Uta – Uta once tried to tease her over Higemaru. She retorted by asking him about his feelings for Yomo and it has been AWKWARD since. 

Souta – Is a very big Higefumi shipper, but clearly does not understand that they actually love each other, and that’s frustrating. 

If the Clowns were cats, what breed and/or color would they be?

*sees cat + clown ask*

*throws aside queue to answer immediately*

Uta – he’s a streetwise mixed black cat and 100% proud of it. 

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Donato Porpora – Russian blue. I have one. They’re amazingly agile and precious. 

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Nico – an expensive, sly Siamese.

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Itori – My vodka aunt is a luxurious, beautiful Himalayan.

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Hoito Roma – Maine Coon. Large playful kakujas of fluff.

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Nimura FURuta – He’s a purebred Bombay to rival Uta’s black street cat.

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What are the Clowns reactions to Nico coming out as trans? :)

– Donato probably just shrugs. He’s not surprised at all. He may ask an inappropriate question about transitioning. -__-

– Roma cheers her on. She’s been waiting for Nico to come out to the rest of the clowns for, well, forever. 

– Itori is thrilled to have another female member of the team. She sasses Uta about it.

– Uta, like Donato, is not the least bit surprised. But he’ll create a beautiful new mask for his quasi-sister to show his support.

– Souta may be mildly uncomfortable because of his family’s pretty well-documented hypermasculinity. But he won’t treat Nico any differently, and he’ll try to push those Washuu poisons from his mind.

– Nico, knowing her, will probably tease Souta about having some flavor of transphobic upbringing, and they’ll get along just fine after he realizes she’s not going to hate him for another Washuu problem. 

Headcanons of Nico spending time with her family 🙊💓

– Assuming Nico’s family is the clowns: she and Itori have fabulous fashion shows. Roma and Uta judge.

– Nico loves fixing Roma’s makeup and outfits. 

– Nico has scolded Donato for eating children. Itori eventually backed her up.

– Souta and Nico once made out whilst drunk. It was weird, but Souta assured them it was perfectly normal for his family. That did not make things less weird. 

– Nico loves Sunday brunch with her family.

– She remembers everyone’s birthday and always buys them gifts.

– Nico has a lower back tattoo of a dove that she persuaded Uta to give her. 

Sfw and Nsfw hcs for Donato and human s/o?

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– Donato is probably attracted to a religious s/o…

– Who prays for him daily. He finds this amusing and endearing. 

– Once his S/O prayed for Amon and Donato to meet again. This is how he knew he was in love with them.

– He’s not a protective partner. At all. This is fine, but his partner occasionally wants more.

-He’s learned that if his s/o expresses anxiety or worry, he’ll be there to comfort them.

– His S/o is nevertheless fairly independent, just like he is. 

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– Donato would make endless jokes about missionary position. 

– He likes roleplaying the devil. YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE. 

– Once is s/o took a turn role-playing as a succubus, and he found it surprisingly sexy.

– Donato is really good at foreplay. Amazing. He loves watching his partner practically melt at his touches.

– Donato and his s/o usually have very lengthy lovemaking sessions. Sometimes they go all night. No quick-moments for them. 

Can I get a sick day Clown scenario? I’m a bit under the weather. Thank you!

Awwww feel better soon. ❤ ❤ ❤

“I’m positively dying,” Itori complains, flopping onto her sofa.

“Itori, you have a cold,” Souta says, crossing his arms. “I don’t feel bad for you.”

“Uta, he’s being mean to me,” whines Itori.

“There, there, it’s okay.” Roma holds out a glass of water, and Nico begins to braid Itori’s hair.

“See, they’re nice, brat,” Itori mumbles to Souta. He merely laughs, until Uta glares at him. 

“Okay, okay. I’ll stop.” He holds up his hands.

“Do you want me to administer last rites?” Donato asks dryly.

“There are two types of people,” Nico sings, pointing to Souta and Donato.

“See, the clowns can even make a cold fun.” Uta pats Itori’s shoulder.

“I hope Souta gets it next.”

“I’m sticking far across the room, dear.” Souta scoots into the corner. 

“Let’s watch a horror movie.” Roma grins as Itori perks up. 

They settle in, and Itori’s mind forgets she feels like death the entire time. 

“Good choice,” Nico tries to say, but her throat is scratchy. She frowns.

“And you thought I was being stupid!” Souta yells.

“I still do,” Nico whispers. Shit. She’s really sick, isn’t she. 

“Uta, I’m going to request you make us all plague masks,” Donato mutters.