I saw your sorting bnha characters into species and rc types and I agree with almost all of them, you’re soooo good at sorting! The only one I’d say differently is Kirishima – personally I’d say he fits Koukaku more. Can I maybe ask for a scenario where he is Touka and Ayato’s cousin on their father’s side and he meets Touka after scouting out his family for the first time at Anteiku?

Thank youuuu <3. I’d agree that personality-wise I’d put Kirishima in koukaku, but I chose ukase because, well, Kirishimas. 

So let’s have a koukaku Kirishima scenario!

“HI!” Blurts out a redheaded kid Ayato’s age.

“Huh?” Touka scowls at him. “Who are you?” 

“I’m Kirishima Eijirou! Your dad was Arata…my uncle…which makes you my cousin.” Eijirou nibbles his lip.

Touka’s mouth falls open. “I never heard of you.”

“But – I -”

“Sis, give me some coffee.” Ayato storms into Anteiku.

“I don’t reward terrorists anymore,” Touka shoots back. She is Not. In. The. Fucking. Mood. for Ayato today. 

“Hey, show some respect!” Eijirou crosses his arms. “You don’t want her to mess up your coffee, do you?”

“Who the fuck is this brat, your boyfriend?” Ayato asks lazily.

“Our cousin, actually.” Touka smirks as Ayato gasps. “Surprise, Eijirou, one of us likes to go on missions with Aogiri.”

“Oh.” Eijrou looks sad. “Well, that’s your choice, but I wish you wouldn’t, Ayato.”

“Don’t talk down to me.” Ayato’s kakugan begins to burn. In a second, Touka’s ukaku emerges, and Eijirou leaps between the siblings with his koukaku out.

“Please don’t fight!”

“Touka started it,” Ayato says.

“She did not,” Eijirou defends her. 

“I like him.” Touka decides. “So, Eijirou, why don’t we Kirishimas have coffee and see if we really are related after all?” 

A Levihan tg au where Levi is an Ukaku One-Eyed Ghoul and Hanji is a Koukaku Quinx?

Hi I love Levihan. I honestly thought they were a couple the first time I saw them in the anime.

“Levi, look!” Hanji examines her forearm, which is severed at the elbow. “I seem to have small veins. Fascinating.”  

“What the hell is wrong with you, Shitty Glasses?” He curses. “Put your arm back on.”

“I’d rather regrow it and examine this.” Hanji waves her arm back and forth.

“Don’t splatter your blood on me!” he snipes. 

“Fine, fine.” Hanji waves her hand languidly. “How’d the mission end? I got, uh, my ass handed to me here.” 

Levi refuses to acknowledge such a poor pun. “TSC seems to have captured most of the enemies.” 

He doesn’t say how sick he felt when he saw the rampaging ghoul leave the room Hanji had been left in. How he cut his way through a dozen ghouls just to fly in here and see Hanji examining herself.

Hanji smiles slyly though, because she recognizes exactly how he felt. “Aw, did Levi care?”

He narrows his eyes as his sole kakugan emerges. “Don’t annoy me, Quinx.”

“Levi loves me,” Hanji sings as she struggles to her feet. 

She smirks when Levi grabs her shoulder to steady her. “Told ya so.”

“Sure, sure,” he grumbles. “Let’s go meet up with the squad and get a medic looking at you.”

Furuta Day 6: Clown Crossover

Washuu-Furuta Souta has never expected heaven, so it’s fitting that Kanou has given him an escape after 179. A travel to another world, a world he’s loved reading about. 

The World of Hunter x Hunter. 

The Black Whale, to be precise. 

This is a summary of what ensued: 

Hisoka: *annoyed at being found* Who are you?

Furuta: *cackles behind mask* Souta the Clown!

Hisoka: *curious and horny* Mmmhmmm. Tell me more. 

Furuta: I’m you, but with black hair and better style. You could almost say I’m what would happen if a writer decided to mix you and Illumi.

Hisoka: *evil grin* I like mixing with Illumi, too…

Illumi: *appears* who is this? 

Furuta: Washuu Kichimura, of the powerful Washuu clan. *pulls off mask, winks*

Hisoka: Wait…

Illumi: Who?

Furuta: You know what you do if you obsessively love a sibling? Kill them, or imprison them because they’re yours. Make them part of your ultimate plan!

Illumi: KILLING FAMILY IS FORBIDDEN –

Chrollo: *enters room* What is this noise – *grabs nen book* Hisoka!

Furuta: Calm down, drama queen. Hisoka’s sly and all, but he only duped one group. I duped, like, four and destroyed my whole society. My name is Furuta Nimura. I’m pretty strong too. Let me fight you. 

Chrollo: *in disbelief* How are there two of them…

Kurapika: *enters* I heard there’s a commotion – FUCKING SPIDERS! Emperor Time! *eyes turn scarlet, holds Chain Jail*

Chrollo: *points to door* Why is he here. 

Furuta: *activates kakugan* ‘Sup. The name’s Washuu-Furuta Souta. 

Kurapika: *taken aback by red iris* W-wait – a-are you a K-kurta? 

Furuta: Nah but I know what it’s like to be hunted for being different. Though I’m usually hunted for my kagune, not my eyes. See? *whips out toothy kagune, kisses it, licks it in sensual slow-motion*

Hisoka: *glides over to pole-dance against the kagune* Is this your nen? I love it. I want it. Let’s kill each other. 

Furuta: *beams* I want to dominate you. 

Illumi: *bloodlust* HE IS MY FIANCE! 

Chrollo: X-X I’m going to vomit.

Kurapika: Me too. Wait, did I agree with you? 

Furuta: I don’t know, did you? Did you now? Is everything you ever knew a lie? Would you have the power to break free of your societal chains? WHO CAN TELL?!

Chrollo: *dead inside* what…

Illumi: *bitter* do you…

Kurapika: *weak voice* want?

Furuta: *strikes dramatic pose* SUPER PEACE!  *gets caught in bungee gum* Hey Hisoka, my kagune has the properties of muscles and liquids…

I had an idea while reading snk: a tg au for yumihisu basically seiaki style – Ymir is an artificial One-Eyed Ghoul and Historia is an investigator she used to work with, what happens when they see each other again?

Are you actually asking me to write a crossover with my two favorite series????? 

I LOVE YOU NONNY-MOUSE!!!

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A cloaked figure looms over the ghouls who had made mincemeat of Special Class Historia Reiss’s comrades. Historia is the last human survivor in this penthouse.

A dozen ghouls were about to attack her – this was supposed to be the end – and then this kagune-possesser – someone who must be a ghoul – appeared. But why would a ghoul defend her?

She grips her ukaku quinque with sweaty hands. But the figure does not charge her. 

Historia feels her mouth dry when the figure – the ghoul – removes her mask, a mask decorated with the same blue-and-white wings as Historia’s own quinque. 

“Y – Ymir?”

An artificial one-eyed ghoul with Ymir’s face grins at her. “Hello, Historia.”

“What – how?” Historia scrambles forward to snatch the cloaked figure, her former best friend, by her wrist. Tears cloud her vision. “Why are you here right now?!”

 Ymir seizes Historia by her shoulders. “Because I was given a second chance, and I’m not wasting it.”

“You murder people,” Historia protests. But she can’t really – she’s such a hypocrite.

“And you kill ghouls, people, whether they’re killers or not. Corpses are what we eat, not necessarily living people.” Ymir pokes Historia’s button nose.

“Ymir…”

“Is that not murder?”

“But you’re a ghoul now.” Historia’s tears spill over. 

 “So? You think I’m gonna live my life for the people who used me as an experiment? Nah, Imma live like I want! I’ll find a path forward, I swear to you.”

The hall echoes with voices of the backup CCG investigators Historia called minutes ago. They’re catching up.

Ymir drops her voice. A hint of a smile curls on her lips. “After all, I’ve still got to marry you.”

Historia’s mouth falls open. Don’t you know? Ymir has to know – she must know that Historia is a bastard of Bureau Chief Tsuneyoshi Reiss, is doomed to a short life. There’s not much more life for me.

Ymir pulls back from Historia as the backup investigators break down the door. She winks at Historia.

Historia could arrest her, could swing her quinque straight into Ymir’s heart, but she doesn’t. Instead, she swings it into her arm, so that she can’t chase after Ymir. 

Ymir grins at Historia’s decision before leaping out the window.

Historia stands there, feigning fright, feigning injury, as the investigators swarm the room. But inside, she is glowing. 

Everyone’s reactions to watching ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’. I am watching season 2 and I am feeling like i’m watching ‘Sunlit Garden: the series’

Furuta Nimura – secretly writes a ‘better’ version, in which Serena Joy finally leaves and murders the Commander. 

Rize Kamishiro – loves all the theories and analysis. Refuses to say why she loves it so much. Probably runs a blog on it. 

Arima Kishou – could not get past the first episode due to guilt.

Arima Yusa – Was not allowed to watch. Snuck it and has spent the next three days pondering.

Ihei Hairu – tries desperately to convince herself it isn’t like the garden at all. 

Ihei Shio – Snuck it, cried straight through. 

Souza Rikai – Became even more determined to fight after sneaking the episodes. 

Hsaio Ching-Li – Hopes all the women rise up and revolt. Just like she wanted the Handmaids to unite and defend Janine, she will unite to defend her Sunlit Garden sisters and brothers. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – Riddled with agony as he watches, feels conflicted. He secretly hopes Marude watches it so they can discuss. 

Washuu Matsuri – relates far too much to Ofglen’s predicament. 

Washuu Iyo – Ofglen is also her favorite. She and Matsuri write fanfiction of her. 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – dismisses it as feminist propaganda. 

*slams hands on desk* MORE DARTH IBIS PLEASE

ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO ETO

“We’re trapped!” A rathtar appears, rushing towards Jedi Kaneki and Jedi Master Arima.

Their padawans – Suzuya and a group who’ve named themselves the Quinxes – prepare their lightsabers.

“You’ll never survive,” growls a voice. The Sith-in-training, Kaiko, emerges. Force-Lightning shoots out of his fingertips.  

“We’re surrounded,” hisses Padawan Higemaru.

“You’ll die, and we’ll harvest the force from your bodies,” Kaiko says sweetly.

The rathtar gurgles.

“Hmm?” Kaiko turns back to the creature and narrowly dodges its attack.

“Don’t mess with creatures you don’t know!” cackles a sweet voice. 

Darth Ibis emerges from inside the rathtar, a rambunctious grin on her face, holding up her middle finger. “Nice to see you too, Kaiko-who-hasn’t-even-achieved-the title-of-Darth.” 

Have you seen any black mirror? If so what’s your favourite episode? (Mine is San Junipero or Nosedive) and maybe could you (only if you want to or feel like it) do the characters favourites?

Okay, I’ve only seen San Junipero (my heart!) and half of the first episode. So maybe I’ll do which characters will like San Junipero?

Like:

Kaneki, Touka, Hinami, Kimi, Matsuri, Saiko, Hsaio, Higemaru, Shirazu, Nico, Uta, Itori, Suzuya, Hanbee, Mikage, Shinohara, Akira, Amon, Hide, Takeomi, Yoriko

Apathetic-but-really-cares:

Nishiki, Ayato, Urie, Mutsuki, Yomo, Marude, Yoshitoki, Miza, Takizawa, Hirako

Hate:

Aura, Naki (because they’re still dead!), Keijin, Kurona

Hate-to-cover-up-how-much-they-really-love:

Furuta, Mizurou 

Marvel heroes and villains (not everybody) as TG Characters?

Iron Man/Tony Stark – Tsukiyama Shuu 

Pepper Potts – Matsumae

War Machine/Rhodey – Karren von Rosewald 

Hulk/Bruce Banner – Kaneki Ken, Kuroneki stage. 

Thor – Koma Enji 

Loki – Furuta Nimura, is there any doubt?

Captain America/Steve Rogers – Amon Koutarou 

Peggy Carter – Mado Akira 

Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier – Takizawa Seidou 

Falcon/Sam Wilson – Mizurou Tamaki 

Hawkeye/Clint Barton – Kuriowa Takeomi 

Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff – Suzuya Juuzou 

Dr. Strange – Yoshimura Kuzen

Spiderman/Peter Parker – Arima Yusa

Black Panther/T’Challa – Arima Kishou minus the death wish 

Shuri – Nishino Kimi

M’Baku – Nishiki Nishio 

Okoye – Irimi Kaya 

Nakia – Kirisihima Touka

Vision – Yoshimura Kuzen

Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximoff – Mutsuki Tooru 

Quicksilver/Peter Maximoff – Shirazu Ginshi. Guess why. 😀

Mantis – Abara Hanbee

Drax the Destroyer – Aura Shinsanpei, drama queen 

Star-Lord/Peter Quill – Yonebayashi Saiko 

Gamora – Hsaio Ching-Li

Nebula – Yasuhisa Kurona

Groot – Naki 

Rocket – Kusakari Miza 

Ant Man/Scott Lang – Kirishima Ayato 

The Wasp/Hope Van Dyke – Marude Itsuki 

Jessica Jones – Urie Kuki. YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE. 

Hellcat/Trish Walker – Feuguchi Hinami. We’re ignoring season 2. 

Daredevil/Matt Murdock – Kaneki Ken, all stages. For Sure. 100%. Geez. Dude.

Elektra – Kamishiro Rize. 

Luke Cage – Tatara

Iron Fist/Danny Rand – Nagachika Hideyoshi 

Black Butler as TG characters?

Okay I haven’t read Black Butler, solely because it looks exactly like my type of story with my type of characters and I’m already obsessed with four mangas. So this list was compiled by @hamliet, possibly as part of her efforts to get me to read it.

Ciel – Hajime Hazuki

Sebastian – Donato? Furuta? It’s hard to say he’s a demon he has no feelings for anyone

Soma – Tsukiyama Shuu

Agni – Karren von Rosewald

Lizzie – Fueguchi Hinami

Undertaker – Furuta? Uta?

Charles Grey – Amon Koutarou

Snake – Ihei Shio or Arima Yusa