Hi hope your doing well!! I was wondering if you could do a scenario were Eto’s human investigator S/O (Itami) is introduced to pre-11th ward battle Aogiri higher ups (as her s/0 and there informant) and there reactions/disagreements about it. Thank you and have a nice day.

I am doing very well! I hope you are too, lovely! ❤

“Who the fuck is this human?” Ayato grumbles.

“His name is Itami and he’s better than you,” Eto says.

Tatara rolls his eyes. He already knows where this is going, and pleased he is not. 

Itami smiles nervously. Jason the torturer stands there, his sycophantic girlfriend on one arm. He can spot Ayato Kirishima immediately from Ito’s “teenage brat” description, and Tatara’s aura of intimidation makes his identity unmistakable.

“Who are you?” Itami asks a towering, ponytailed figure.

“That’s Noro. He doesn’t speak, but I’ve been his friend since childhood,” Eto says, waving at Noro. He waves back.

“Itami is your informant?” purrs the girlfriend. “I’m Nico, and I have to say, Itami, I’m disappointed in how nerdy you are.” 

“He’s my boyfriend,” Eto snaps.

“I don’t like him. He’s human,” growls Jason.

“And I don’t like you, Yamori, but I haven’t eaten you yet,” Eto replies. “Don’t push me over the line, okay, dear?” 

“He can fuck off,” says Ayato. “i don’t trust anyone human.” 

“You have, what, fifteen years of life experience?” Itami asks politely.

Eto chortles as Ayato’s cheeks color. 

The Bin brothers shake their heads. 

“We’ll go along with you, but we don’t like it,” says one. 

“I didn’t ask the first.” Eto giggles. Noro pats her shoulder. “See, Noro likes him.”

“Tatara, say something,” demands Ayato.

“If I hear anything X-rated, I’ll cut off his dick,” Tatara replies. “Are we done?”

“You won’t,” Eto says sweetly, grabbing Itami’s hand. “Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have business in my bedroom.” 

Itami blushes and Ayato pales. “GOD NO!”

“Hey, if he gives us useful information, it doesn’t matter,” says one of the Bin brothers.

“What about Tatara’s innocent ears?” cries Ayato, watching the couple head away. 

I saw that sw crossover reylo thing a while ago and found you again so I can’t resist asking to have some more. Maybe force skype with Hinami and Ayato post tlj?

😀 Love it!

“I can’t believe you almost attacked Touka,” Hinami snaps, shaking her head. She’s furious, sure, but grateful their bond hasn’t been severed.

“It was for Aogiri! For a better world than the one :Re is presiding over,” snaps Ayato. Hina has clearly chosen a blank room without windows to correspond with him. “I see you’ve reached a planet, at least.”

“No thanks to you.” Her eyes soften. “There’s still hope for you. I saw your future, Ayato, and I know it was you.”

“The future is never certain.” Ayato shakes his head. To be honest, he’s glad Touka and Yomo are alive. Even if that shitty Yomo gave him another beatdown before the rest of Aogiri. Seidou positively luxuriating in his humiliation. 

“You can still come back,” Hinami says.

“I can’t. It’s too late for me.” Ayato blinks.

“Wait, so you know it’s wrong? That means it isn’t too late, Ayato. Are you happy as ruler? Is it anything you wanted other than than power to feel better about yourself? And you don’t even feel better about yourself.” Hinami says with tears in her eyes. 

“Shut up!” Ayato cries. “It could have been everything I wanted, if you were here.”

“You’re glad I’m not.” 

“Are you crazy?” Ayato glares at her. “I need you!”

“And I need you. The world doesn’t, but I do.” Hinami’s tears spill over her cheeks as she whispers, “Talk to you later.” 

Their communication fades, and Ayato punches the wall, over and over and over…and still he feels worse. 

Kakuja!Touka headcanons?

– her kakuja looks like a rabbit flying on flames. 

– Kakuja Touka is still very sexy to Kaneki. They once tried to, ah, include their kakujas in their sexy times. It did not go well. 

– Ayato is hella jealous.

– She loves having a kakuja. It makes her feel more like a badass, and it’s super useful for enclosing her baby for protection.

– Inspired by Touka, Kaneki wrote a children’s book called The Rabbit and the Centipede

– She mostly uses it on missions to help secure peace between humans and ghouls. However, on occasion she uses it to scare Ayato and Yomo. The latter involved her running up to him, imitating a kids voice. “Uncle, uncle, look what I can do!” He nearly fainted and definitely needed a drink afterwards.

– Tsukiyama helpfully informed Touka she smelled “infinitely more delicious” since becoming a kakuja. 

The adventures of my odd brotps: Mutsutou, Haikarren, Mutsuhina, and Ayaurie.

Mutsutou 

– Once Mutsuki and Touka reconciled, he first began to appreciate her as a mother figure before as a friend. 

– Mutsuki apologized to Yomo, and Touka overheard. She then invited Mutsuki for a cup of coffee and entertained him with stories of Ken at Anteiku, and her wild past. That’s how they became besties.

– One night, Kaneki and Urie came home from a meeting to discover Touka and Mutsuki giggling over an empty bottle of blood wine (which does not hurt ghoul babies). They became alarmed before Touka opened her mouth and began to spill all the embarrassing Sasaki stories Mutsuki had told her. The two couples stayed up all night talking.

– Mutsuki accompanies Touka to any doctor appointments Kaneki can’t make, which is also how he became close to Hinami.

Haikarren

– Once, Karren and Hairu got wigs to look like each other’s hair. Tsukiyama and Ui were very confused and scared.

– Hairu took Karren out shopping for lingerie Shuu would like. It was fun for her, too, because Karren is very generous with the Tsukiyama’s money. Hairu bought plenty of outfits to make Ui faint.  She immediately texted a picture of him on the floor to Karren. 

– Tsukiyama, of course, will not let Ui forget that.

– They both work for the Human-Ghoul alliance, and they make a devilish pair – hyper Hairu, dramatic Karren. No one is ever bored, not even the ghouls or humans arrested by them.

– Matsumae got to know Hairu through her friendship with Karren. She then forgave Hairu and once threatened Ui that if he hurt Hairu, she’d break the law to eat him.

– Karren had Hairu as her Maid of Honor, and vice versa. 

Mutsuhina

– Hinami began the friendship. She held Mutsuki as he cried about his parents, and she gave him encouragement that there are good parents out there, too.

– Mucchy loves hearing stories about Hinami’s parents. Good parents are fairy tales to him. 

– Hinami insisted on doing Mutsuki’s makeup for a double date with Urie and Ayato. Subtle, masculine makeup. Mutsuki was pleased. Urie was very flustered. 

– They often high-five with their kagunes. Once Mutsuki even used his bikaku to copy Hinami’s kagune. She was flattered. 

Ayaurie

– they are like two shaken soda bottles of chaos and salt. 

– most conversations end with them yelling. Not due to fighting, just their personalities and PASSION. 

– Their friendly greetings for each other include “Dumbass” and “imbecile.” 

– Mutsuhinatou have had to shut them down more than once. Once by calling Kaneki, who threatened to break 206 bones between the two of them. But the second time…

– They invoked Saiko’s method. And forewarned the bois. But when Ayato and Urie responded with eagerness for boob attacks, it was not Mutsuki and Hinami who began to slowly pull up their shirts. 

– The bois then began screaming for a different reason. 

Touka as an Aogiri member with Ayato hcs?

– They’d be known as the Black Rabbit Duo. Few investigators would walk away from a fight with them.

– They’d bicker all the time. Eto enjoys it, but Tatara finds it annoying.

– Miza and Touka would bond even earlier than they do in :Re.

– Touka would still wander into Anteiku often, and appreciate the manager’s continued offers of peace, even if she doesn’t take it. 

– An explosive fight with Ayato would probably occur because he risked his life over something stupid. This may spur Touka to realize this life is not for her.

– If you thought that fight was explosive…wait until one of the Black Rabbit Duo tries to sacrifice themselves for the other. No one in Aogiri would get sleep that night.

– Ayato would probably be annoyed at Touka’s constant interest in his friendship with Hinami.

What does Yoshimura think of each of the Antreiku members? I always had a feeling Yoshimura is the kind of guy who silently judges you, but with love

Kaneki Ken – Likes him, though his attitude towards ghouls and eating people is sad at times, even though Yoshimura understands it. He has great hopes for his future. 

Kirishima Touka – He adores Touka like she was his own daughter. Her tough attitude might aggravate others, but he knows where it comes from. He worries for her impulsiveness and ships her with Kaneki. 

Kirishima Ayato – Misses the kid. Recognizes his angst. Wants him to come home.

Fueguchi Hinami – Concerned about how traumatized she must be. Wants to emphasize her kind spirit to keep her out of trouble. 

Yomo Renji – Yomo is his secret keeper. He admires Yomo for turning his life around, yet not entirely working at Anteiku. He thinks Yomo has a soft heart, and he’s right. 

Uta – Doesn’t trust him worth a damn, but he’s good for Renji.

Nishiki Nishio – Finally he gets to meet the infamous Nishiki. Concerned about his romance with Kimi and very invested in a happy ending. 

Nishino Kimi – Very worried for her romance with Nishiki, but admires her devotion.

Irimi Kaya – his most dependable worker. He thinks she’s brilliant, harsh, and beautiful, like a winter morning. He ships her and Koma.

Koma Enji – his most entertaining worker, and a good friend. When are he and Irimi going to get together? 

nsfw ayato hcs? ily❤️❤️

ILY2<3 ❤ ❤ 

– For all his bravado, Ayato was rather timid to escalate things into the bedroom. You had to bring it up first.

– He’s a bit shy about his performance, and needs lots of reassurance. 

– He’s adventurous and alternates between liking sex rough or sweet, and sometimes both. 

– He loves talking to you afterwards. Hugs, cuddles, spending the nights discussing what you liked and disliked, what you’re feeling, dreams for the future, et cetera.

– He finds an aggressive partner extremely sexy. 

– He’ll never admit it, but as nice as the physical sensations are, he treasures his emotional connection with you more. 

– For all his teenage angst, Ayato is probably not the type to sleep with more than one person, and only that person when he’s determined to marry them.

– He’s not a fan of condoms, but he’ll use them to keep up health. 

Scenario with pregnant Touka at the beach

“I feel like a whale,” Touka mutters, stretching out on the sizzling sand. 

“You’re beautiful!” Kaneki cries, rubbing more sunscreen into her shoulders.

“Meh.” Touka pokes her seven-months-pregnant belly. “Well, the kid’s awake, so they must love the beach.”

“Good.” Kaneki pats her stomach.

“Touka!” Hinami and Ayato race back from the boardwalk. “Here, we got you ice.” 

Hinami shoves a snow cone in Touka’s face. It hasn’t been more than two weeks that ghouls have been able to eat human food. And Touka has, correspondingly, not been able to get enough of sugar.  

“Isn’t it good?” Kaneki asks eagerly as his wife takes a bite.

Touka closes her eyes with pleasure. “This is amazing. Humans are so creative.”

Ayato snorts, but he’s also nursing his own chocolate ice cream cone, so he can’t tease her too much.

“Want to go for a walk in the surf, Onee-chan?” Hinami asks. 

“Ayato, when are you going to make Touka officially Hinami’s Onee-chan?” Kaneki whispers as his wife saunters off with Hina.

“Not before I stab you.” He sticks out his tongue.

———————————-

Touka sniffs the salty, sweet air as surf pounds around her ankles. “The water feels good on my feet.”

“Good.” Hinami smiles. 

“I’m still gonna play volleyball when Akira and Amon get here,” Touka grouses. 

“Obviously. With your ukakus, you and Ayato will dominate,” Hinami says with a smirk.

“I don’t know, if the Quinx show up to help Akira, we’re done,” Touka jokes. Her snow cone dribbles around her lips, red as blood. 

Hinami giggles as two figures wave from down the beach. “That’ll be Akira and Amon.” 

Touka grins as they draw closer. “Hey there.”

Amon nearly chokes.

“Huh?” Touka’s eyes widen with the realization.

Akira elbows him with a laugh. “Amon, dear, it’s a snow cone.”

“I’m sorry!” Amon exclaims. He doesn’t want to make her feel any worse. Really.

Touka flicks cherry syrup onto his face. “There. Now we’re even.”

how would kaneki, hide, ayato, and yomo feel abt their s/o having breast implants? would they care or would it bother them in any way? headcannons please and tyyy

Ooh interesting.

Kaneki

– As long as they’re still squeezable, Kaneki will not care. 

– He might be more sensitive to any struggles you have with your appearance, however, regardless of whether that is warranted. 

– He’ll be careful to comment on how beautiful you are whenever he touches them.

Hide

– “Wait why? You’re beautiful no matter your breast size.” 

– Once you explain that it was your choice and you wanted this, he’ll just be super supportive. “I chose you for larger boobs or smaller.” 

– He’ll be super interested in the science behind breast implants and their material. 

Ayato 

– Ayato might be appalled at first, because the only plastic surgery remarks he’s heard before haven’t exactly been compassionate or knowledgeable. So, to him, why would anyone have plastic surgery?

– Once you explain exactly what it means, and that it was not something you did on a whim, he’ll relax. It’s no different than a tattoo to him. He’ll like you even more for your uniqueness.  

– He’ll be super excited to touch them.

Yomo

– Like Kaneki, he’s mostly concerned that you might be insecure about your appearance.

– If you are, he’ll be supportive. If you’re not, he’ll be relieved. He’ll definitely say he only cares how it affects you, and it doesn’t change his opinion of you in the least.

– Either way, he too will enjoy your chest a little bit more now. 😉 

hcs for how yomo, ayato, and kaneki would react when they find out that their s/o is insecure abt her verryyyyyy small boobs (pretty much flat)

Yomo

– He probably notices you trying to push them up and doesn’t say anything for a bit. 

– He then comes up behind you, wraps you in his arms, and whispers that you’ve got the perfect amount of boobs for him. To which you respond that he likes large things and your boobs are not.

– Tells you you’re the most beautiful thing he’s seen, just as you are. Seals it with a kiss.

Ayato 

– “Wait, that’s what you’re insecure about? They’re so much more convenient for battle though, right?” At first, Ayato stares at you in utter confusion. 

– When he realizes you’re actually serious, he assures you that he loves them anyways, and offers to show you how. 😉

– he’ll make extra effort to compliment how you look in tops from now on.

Kaneki 

– assures you over and over that he loves them and finds them the perfect size to hold in his hands. Also, they’re still squishy. 

– you will sometimes awaken to find him holding them in his hands, just to remind you how much he loves them and cares about your feelings.

– may buy you a pushup bra if he thinks you’d like it.