TG Ships as Disney Love Songs

Touken: I See the Light 

Ayahina: Beauty and the Beast 

Mutsurie: Fixer-Upper 

Nishikimi: You’ll Be In My Heart 

Akiramon: Kiss the Girl 

Tsukikana: A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes 

Takirona: Can You Feel the Love Tonight

Arieto: If I Never Knew You 

Shiraiko: So Close 

Nakimiza: Something There 

Saiko/Hsiao: Love Is An Open Door 

Suzuhan: Never Knew I Needed 

Uihai: I’m Wishing 

Utaren: He’s a Tramp 

 (also brought to you by @trashyhumanespresso & @hamliet)

Touka’s Inspiration in Other Ships

By a lovely Nonny-Mouse. 

Everyone asks Touka for relationship advice. Here are the results:

Akiramon:

Akira: are you a virgin?

Amon: wait, what? I mean… yes, I guess, I know I’m over 30, but you see, I had a really bad childhood, so I didn’t want to… *continues for five minutes*

Akira: *is getting tired of this shit and strips her shirt off*

Amon: o_O

Ayahina:

Hinami: are you a virgin?

Ayato: WHAT HINAMI WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT *gets all red*

Hinami: Because I like you!

Ayato: !!! 😀 *strips shirt off*

Hinami: and your sister told me she asked Kaneki that before they did it.

Ayato: If you’re trying to seduce me never bring up my sister’s sex life again.

Shiraiko:

Saiko: are you a virgin?

Shirazu: excuse me! Saiko! You don’t ask someone that!

Saiko: Fine, do you want to have sex?

Shirazu: with you?

Saiko: No, with a doll. Yes, with me.

Shirazu: Maybe…

Saiko/Hsiao:

Hsiao: are you a virgin?

Saiko: Not for long if you want to do something about it.

Nakimiza:

Miza: are you a virgin?

Naki: what’s a virgin?

Miza: nosebleeds.

Mutsurie:

Mutsuki: are you a virgin?

Urie: *no mouth, boy is shook*

Mutsuki: I’ve never done it with someone I … cared about; that’s kind of like being a virgin, right?

Urie: what?

Mutsuki: *kisses him*

Urie: idk what’s happening but I like it.

After that Mulan-Mutsurie mashup, I dare you to write Disney-film mashups for: Ayahina, Touken, Takirona, Akiramon, Uihai, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Arieto, and Shiraiko. Ty and good night.

I love you, Nonny-Mouse. I’ll be posting these once a day (probably) until the list is done!

Mulan/Mutsurie Mashup: Here

Sleeping Beauty/Ayahina

Ayato and his posse of underworld fighters gape at the wriggling kagune. It impales two ghouls and throws them into flames. It breathes fire like a dragon. Several CCG investigators fall back, screaming and rolling on the ground as they roast alive.

The CCG director laughs behind it. “Now you’re all going to die!”

The reaper Ayato was fighting hesitates. He’s not surprised that this was all a plot; in fact, he almost looked relieved. 

“Truce until we wreck that?”

“You bastard!” Touka charges at him. “Hinami’s back there!” 

Ayato’s blood boils. “What?!”

“I didn’t – I didn’t know – we have to let her go!” The investigator clutches his scythe. “She’s probably dead.” 

“Oh hell no.” Ayato did not bring up reinforcements to save the day just to lose Hinami,

“Ayato, she’s halved,” Touka says, tears in her eyes.

Ayato punches the investigator straight in the face.

“Stop, he used to be Kaneki’s friend!” cries Touka. 

“I don’t fucking care.” Ayato whirls around, but kagune brambles are already filling up the path between he and Hinami.  

“We’re going to help!” Touka, Investigator Suzuya, and a tall, nervous investigator run after Ayato.

Ayato fires Rc shards over and over. The kagune springs forth an undead mass of flesh that grabs Ayato, but the tall investigator quickly dispatches it. 

“No!” gasps Furuta when he sees Ayato nearing him. He leaps forward. 

Suzuya, Hanbee, and those loathsome Kirshimia halt.

“Now you shall have to deal with me, sweet prince,” Furuta taunts. Doubtless the boy is concerned for the barely-alive Yotsume behind him. “And all the powers of hell!”

In a blast that sends Suzuya tumbling back, the kagune dragon reattaches itself to Furuta. He grows and grows, until his full kakuja is displayed in all its reptilian inglory.

Hanbee screams, and the dragon lunges straight for Ayato. He narrowly avoids it, but fire quickly surrounds his three companions. 

“This way!” Touka waves him into a nearby tunnel, and Suzuya grabs his arm before another blast of fire. 

“We need a plan.” 

“We’ll distract him. Rabbit, go.” Suzuya hands Ayato an Rc-suppressant tinged knife.

Suzuya, Hanbee, and Touka leap out of the tunnel. Fire shoots at them, and they’re slowly losing ground.

With a scream, Ayato uses his ukaku to fly straight for Furuta’s heart. He aims the knife and hurls it.

Furuta shrieks, and his kakuja begins to dissipate. It melts off his skin like the reptile he is, and when he regains consciousness, he will find himself too full of suppressants to protest.

Ayato, however, dashes for Hinami. She’s regenerating half her body and barely conscious. “Hina, Hina, it’s all right. I’m here.” 

Tears prick his eyes, but he knows what to do. He’s seen it time and again with Aogiri. 

Ayato grabs her lower half and presses it against her midsection. Slowly, bonds began reforming.

Hinami opens her eyes to Ayato’s desperate lips on hers.

Ayato and Hinami get lost together in the 24th ward and Touka (who is there and safe and it’s all FINE) and Kaneki worry until they eventually find their way home.

Wait, everything’s totally fine, what are you talking about? O_O

Hinami doesn’t want to ask if Ayato knows where he’s going, but as the minutes tick by, her silence is become more awkward than the question would be. They pass tunnel after tunnel, some fallen down, and she can’t sense any humans or ghouls around. 

“Um, Ayato…”

He spins around, eyes huge. He has to say it before she judges him! “I’m lost.”

“I know,” she says with a nervous laugh.

“I’m sorry. I’m a loser.” Ayato kicks the crumbling tunnel wall.

“No, you’re not!” Hinami gasps. She grabs Ayato’s hands. “I wanted to take a walk with you; it’ll just be a little longer than we both anticipated.”

Ayato smiles at her. She always knows how to keep him calm. Hinami is a treasure. 

“Wait, wasn’t I supposed to teach you dancing at some point? We can find out way back here.” HInami claps her hands. “Unless you never meant to actually learn.”

“What do you mean; of course I want to.” Ayato coughs, and Hinami shakes her head at him.

She tugs him just a bit closer, and suddenly his heart races. He wants to say something clever, but only comes out stammering.

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“Kaneki, have you seen Ayato and Hina?” Touka is hungry, pregnant, and 100% not ready to deal with his little brother.

“No. I gave him a few hours off.” Kaneki frowns. “Why?”

“It’s been four hours and no one’s seen them.” Touka stomps her foot. “There’s only so many places they could be!”

“They probably got lost.” Tsukiyama shrugs.

Touka glowers at him.

“Don’t shoot the messenger. Besides, I trust Hinami’s instincts to get them home.” Tsukiyama scrambles away before that pregnant ghoul eats him. 

But when it’s eleven o’clock, seven hours now, and no one has heard, even the Gourmet must feel concern.

Kaneki is pacing back and forth, Touka is growling, and Yomo is trying to calm her down “for the baby.”

He just hopes his nephew isn’t making one.

“Oni-Chan!” Hinami races into headquarters, Ayato on her heels. “I’m so sorry! We got lost during our walk!”

“There’s a lot of space underground,” Ayato adds lamely. 

Touka throws her arms around Hinami. “We’re just glad you’re okay.”

Ayato feels someone tap his shoulder. Kaneki Ken tucks the pack of his shirt in before anyone notices.

He’s kinda grateful for this brother-in-law, and even more so for Hinami. 

TG Ships as Cat Gifs

Submitted by a lovely Nonny-Mouse!

Ayahina

https://andthensuddenlycats.tumblr.com/post/159985082926

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Saiko/Hsiao:

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http://imthehuman.tumblr.com/post/164052387562/with-every-post-a-smile-%D8%AA

Touken

http://zevzekadam.com/post/157743216523/uzun-s%C3%BCredir-g%C3%B6rmedi%C4%9Fim-kankime-yav%C5%9Fayarak

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Uta/Yomo

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Mutsurie:
https://szlagusprincess.tumblr.com/post/144944948064

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Arieto:

https://giphy.com/gifs/hugs-cats-gif-attack-hug-cCEi1s7NNpFio

Suzuhan:

http://omglostinlife.tumblr.com/post/116813672559

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Nishikimi
http://positivegrunge.tumblr.com/post/139336704734/i-cuddled-someone-today-and-it-was-nice

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Shiraiko:

http://come-home.tumblr.com/post/111337006153

Uihai

https://pefine.tumblr.com/post/126340812118

Akiramon
https://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-cat-kisses-zIP41zE5V5Sog

Takirona
https://mako0mako0.tumblr.com/post/161576694232/you-need-a-hug

Tsukikana
http://thenotsoperfectbarbiedoll.tumblr.com/post/111874015646/high-fives-gone-terribly-wrong

Maruchika:

https://giphy.com/gifs/things-backrubs-c9IhvdUkamYtq

Furuta/Self:
http://cuteness-overload.com/post/163593288634/this-kitty-hugging-her-tail-while-sleeping

Ayato tries to get take Hinami a special gift. He may reluctantly have to recruit Touka and Kaneki for aid.

Oooh what kinda gift? Since it’s unspecified, my mind will create its worst. 

They were walking down an expensive street in Tokyo when Ayato saw it.

A ring, decorated with what looks like a yellow topaz butterfly. 

He nudged Hinami, and she blushed and smiled. Then they kept walking.

But he remembered the ring a week later for Hinami’s birthday.

Well, he began by stumbling out of bed, cussing himself out for not remembering her birthday. 

Yomo looks at him with mild disapproval, but Touka knows she has no ground to stand on when it comes to swearing.

We’re in a rebellion. We’re working for public enemy number one. I don’t have time for this shit!

Yet, the ring still matters to him. Everything about it was delicate and precious, like Hinami. 

“Touka, meet me in the kitchen.” He stomps past his sister.

“What’s up?” Touka hurries after him, worried. 

“It’s Hina’s birthday.”

“I know.”

“Wanna help me rob a jewelry store?” He grins.

“Ayato!” She shoves him. “Sure, let’s risk our rebellion for jewelry for – oh. Oh.”

Ayato’s face is beet red. “Stop.”

“You like Hinami,” Touka sings.

“Shut up!”

“If you like her, just buy her the ring.”

“It looked expensive.”

Touka frowns. “How expensive?” 

“Never mind. Forget it. I don’t – I don’t need to blow through Re’s savings.” He brushes away, but she holds him back.

“I’ll see what I have.” To Ayato’s horror, soon she’s marching upstairs, yelling, “Wake up, king!”

And that is how Kaneki and Touka nearly bankrupted their own rebellion giving Ayato cash for the ring, and why they felt entitled to spy on the kids that evening. 

“I – I saw this and thought of you.” Ayato holds up the butterfly, whose yellow diamonds sparkle even in the moonlight. “I’m very glad you were born.”

“Ayato!” Hinami shakes her head. “Is this?”

“The ring we say before. Special ring for a special girl,” he says uneasily.

Hinami throws her arms around him. 

Oh my god; why is she crying? Ayato gasps.

“I love it!” She pulls back, smiling. “You know, everyone says I’m sweet, but you’re also a sweetheart, Ayato.”

Around the corner, Touka eyed Kaneki.