a condom!” write it however, I just need this :)

Ayato stumbles out of his room, still in his pajamas, late for another GOAT meeting.

“Oops!” Hinami clamors out after him, wearing a nightgown.

Tsukiyama shrieks. “Tres bien, little HInami!”

“What’s all this?” Kaneki enters the hallway and promptly faints.

When he awakens, Ayato and HInami stand awkwardly to one side, while Touka cradles his head and shoots dagger eyes at Ayato.

“I can’t fucking believe you,” Touka hisses.

“Romance is good!” Tsukiyama cheers.

“Shut up, you.” Touka turns back to Ayato. “Hina’s a child!”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, I am not, Onee-chan.” Hinami stomps her foot. “Stop thinking of me that way. I like Ayato and I’m proud to have made love to him.”

Kaneki gurgles. Tsukiyama squeals. And Touka tries not to vomit.

“You know,” Ayato says slyly, taking Hinami’s hand. “At least we used a condom.”

Kaneki pales. Okay, okay, they’ve been bested. Touka narrows her eyes.

“I gave them a proper talk,” Tsukiyama adds unhelpfully. “So I wouldn’t expect any nieces or nephews soon.”

Ayato leans over to kiss Hinami.

“Kaneki, we failed to lead by example,” Touka whispers.

“Touka, I’m scared,” he whispers back.

A scenario where Arata comes back and Yomo tells Touka and Ayato he’s their uncle

ANGST OF GLORY

Touka drops her plate. Yomo enters her new cafe, Dragon, with someone leaning on his shoulder.

Everyone’s been out raiding the CCG tanks, while she sits here on bloated ankled with a bloated stomach. Eto and Yoshimura she’s heard were discovered, and she can’t wait to see Yoshimura and punch Eto.

But the man leaning against Yomo, the thin man with her blue hair and Ayato’s eyes.

Yomo sees the confusion on her face.

“What’s all this? Dropping a plate?: Ayato saunters in, Hinami by his side.

“Oh hell no!” He screams, and flees upstairs.

“Hina.” Touka manages.

“On it.” Hinami thunders after Ayato. “Don’t make Yotsume angry!”

“Dad?” Touka whispers.

Arata’s eyes focus on his daughter. His very pregnant daughter.

Kaneki enters the room, dragging Ayato by his feet while Hinami takes his hands.

“That’s your son-in-law.” Yomo points to Kaneki, who pales.

He’s been outed way too soon. Damn you, Yomo.

Touka approaches hesitantly.

“I – I’m sorry,” Arata says. All these years he’s been gone. And now –

Touka is afraid to hug him. Bu she remembers Akira, and what Akira wouldn’t give for this chance.

So she does. Arata gasps with happiness he knows he doesn’t deserve.

“This is Ayato and your future-daughter-in-law,” Yomo narrates.

Ayato and Hinami turn red. But then Hinami shoves him forward, and he starts sobbing into Arata’s shoulders.

“Thank you, Yomo. For taking care of them,” Arata says.

“I didn’t much. That was Yoshimura,” Yomo admits.

“You knew each other?” Hinami’s eyes are wide.

“He’s Hikari’s brother,” Arata says gently.

“Wait what.” Touka steps back to stare at Yomo.

Ayato kicks him in the shins.

“I was too afraid of failure to tell you,” Yomo admits.

“And here I thought I was the one afraid of failure,” Kaneki says.

“Hey, you’re lucky I didn’t beat the shit out of you, kid,” Yomo snaps.

Arata is amazed. Someone, these people made a family without even considering bloodlines.

He loves them all. He hopes they forgive him.

He touches Touka’s belly. “Boy or girl?”

“Twins,” she replies with a straight face.

Arata collapses as Touka shrieks. “I was kidding! Kidding!”

The ships as weird couple stock photos?

Touken –

Hidekane –

Shuuneki –

Akiramon –

Seiaki-

Takirona

Nishikimi –

Irimi/Koma –

Irimi/Take

Yoshimura/Ukina –

Ayahina –

UtaRen –

Utatori –

Tsukikana –

Tsukichie –

Arieto

Uihai-

Nakimiza –

Yoriko/Takeomi –

Suzuhan –

Matsurie –

Urisai-

Mutsurie –

Mutsuki/Kaneki

Shiraiko –

Saiko/Hsaio –

Maruchika –

Fururize –

Higemaru/Hakatori (Higetori)

Okay, who did I miss?

updated to include take/irimi and higetori.

What songs do each of the tg re pairings (canon or not) remind you of? In my opinion HideKane currently makes me think of Wolves by Selena Gomez and Mutsuki x Kaneki/Sasaki from Mutsuki’s end

Hidekane – Wolves by Selena Gomez

Touken – Warm Blood, Flor

Shuuneki – All My Heroes, Bleachers

Akiramon – Aquaman, Walk the Moon

Seiaki – Rotten, The Naked and Famous

Mutsurie – Unconditionally, Katy Perry

Mutsuki/Sasaki – We Sink, Chvrches

Urisai – Hold Back the River, James Bay

Saiko/Hsaio – Boom Clap, Charlie XCX

Shiraiko – Gone Gone Gone, Phillip Phillips

Tsukikana – XO, Beyonce

Tsukichie – Young Blood, The Naked and Famous

Utaren – Wallflowers, The Chain Gang of 1984

Utatori – Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor Swift

Suzuhan – Let’s Hurt Tonight, OneRepublic

Maruchika – Walking the Wire, Imagine Dragons

Nishikimi – Gravity, Jai Wolf

Takirona – Something Just Like This, The Chainsmokers

Fururize – Bad Blood, Taylor Swift

Uihai – Shut Up and Dance, Walk the Moon

Arieto – F**K with You, Cardiknox

Ayahina – Beating Heart, Ellie Goulding

Yoshimura/Ukina – The Energy Never Dies, The Script

Nakimiza – The Cure, Lady Gage

I’ve decided to be cruel and ask for a scenario where Hinami dies during childbirth :)

“Her pulse is increasing.” Banjou hesitates.

“Hold on, please,” Ayato begs, racing forward to grab Hinami’s hands with one hand. Their child is in his other hand. “I can’t lose you.”

“Get him out of here,” Tsukiyama commands.

Touka moves forward to hold her brother’s shoulders. Her voice breaks. “Shuu, let him stay.”

Ayato would have rather his sister kicked him out. Terror kicks him. “No, please.”

He clutches their child. Ryouko. “Hina, I need you.”

“My kagune isn’t healing enough.” Banjou whispers.

Tsukiyama leaves abruptly. When he returns, he’s dragging a white-faced Kaneki, grim Yomo, sobbing Nishiki, and a trembling Miza.

Ayato lets out a sob at the sight of them.

“Your daughter is beautiful,” Yomo says thickly.

“Onee-chan.” Hinami’s eyes suddenly open. She smiles at Kaneki.

“Hey there, Hinami-chan.” Kaneki and Touka approach.

“Ayato?”

“He’s right here, little Hinami.” Tsukiyama shoves him forward.

“Don’t cry, Ayato,” she says, reaching for him. She feels like she’s hanging by a fraying thread.

His hands are so warm, so lifelike. “You’re going to be a great daddy.”

“You need to be a great Mommy, too,” Ayato whines.

“I will. I don’t think…Mom stopped when she went to heaven.” Hinami smiles deliriously.

“Yotsume!” The door bursts open, and Akira Mado barrels in. “Yotsume! Hey!”

She reaches over to embrace Hinami.

“Do you think,” HInami begins, “Your dad and my parents are laughing together?”

“Dad was pretty stubborn, but you never know,” Akira says, forcing a smile.

“I’m gonna tell Hikari hi from you Kirishimas,” Hinami mumbles.

Ayato lets out another sob.

“Can you hold me?”

He places Ryouko in Hina’s arms and crawls next to her. Her breathing slows, then restarts, and slows again.

Akira checks her pulse. “She’s gone.”

Ayato lets out a wail. Nishiki punches the wall, and Tsukiyama throws himself into a teary Yomo’s arms.

Touka and Kaneki clutch each other, and Banjou curls up on the floor. Miza sinks to her knees.

“I’m sorry,” Ayato begs, to Hina, to Ryouko, to his other family.

“You made her happy,” Touka tells him through her tears. “Nothing to be sorry for.”

A scenario where Hinami tells Ayato she’s pregnant?

Hinami sits pensively on the edge of their bed.

“What’s wrong?” Ayato cracks open his eyes. She’s usually the first to rise, but she’s puttered back from the bathroom now and she’s just…sitting there.

“I waited until the best time so it would be accurate,” she says.

“What? What would be accurate? Hina?” Ayato scrambles to the edge of the bed.

He goggles at the test in her hand, at the brilliant plus sign.

“Hina?” His voice cracks.

“Ayato.” Hinami’s eyes are moist. “I…”

“You’re pregnant?” he whispers.

She nods.

Ayato grabs her in his arms. “I love you. We’re gonna be okay. We’ll get through this.”

Hinami laughs nervously. “You’re not mad?”

“I think I participated just as much in this surprise, thank you very much.” He snorts.

She blushes. “At least Touka will have a niece or nephew now.”

“Ah, and the One-Eyed Idiot, too.” Ayato’s lately called Kaneki an idiot with a surprising amount of affection that only Ayato could accomplish.

“I hope they’re not mad.”

“They can’t be mad at you. You’re a saint.” He rubs her back.

“Ayato, I’m unmarried and pregnant.”

“So? We can fix that if you want.” Ayato tosses her a grin. “You’re still a saint, Yotsume.”

Hcs for ayahina wedding (where Ayato takes Fueguchi as a surname)?

– Ayato is actually the one who brought up the surname deal. One night he approached Hinami like “I know you want to honor your parents, so I was thinking, what if we keep their surname?”

– She was so excited. But then she had to pause and ask him if he was proposing. He said “yes if you’ll say yes.” She did, and he twirled her around like she was a princess.

– Touka, Miza, and Irimi are bridesmaids. Kaneki (”ugh” said Ayato), Naki, and Nishiki are groomsmen. Rikai is the flower girl. Takizawa was offended not to be a groomsman, but altogether understanding.

– Ayato cried during the ceremony. Loudly. His voice cracked during their vows, too.

– Kaneki tried to give Ayato The Talk. It ended with Ayato screaming because he realized where Kaneki’s experience came from. He then ran into Yomo, who also tried to give The Talk, until Ayato asked him if this stemmed from his relationship with Uta.

– Yomo is terrible at giving a toast, but fortunately, Uta and Itori were there to add their own commentary.

– Miza and Kurona bought Hinami lingerie for her wedding night. Ayato grew faint when she wore it.

– Tsukiyama designed Hina’s wedding dress. It had butterflies woven into the design, and smelled like a flower shop. Ayato had to confess that the shitty Gourmet did a good job.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can I have each pairing that you can think of’s favourite sex position?

Okay, who did I miss. 😛

Touken – spooning

Hidekane – missionary

Shuuneki – wall sex

Nishikimi – cowgirl

Irimi/Koma – Doggy style. I had to.

Ayahina – Butterfly. I’m sorry.

Utaren – wall sex

Akiramon – missionary

Seiaki – up and over

Takirona – cowgirl

Suzuhan – cowboy

Tsukikana – using their kagunes so they’re both upside down

Tsukichie – sit and straddle

Mutsurie – missionary

Urisai – spoons

Shiraiko – doggy style

Saiko//Hsaio – 69

Uihai – missionary

Arieto – whatever wacky idea Eto has next.

Maruchika – wall sex

Furutui – standing

Furuta/Rize – varies but he’s on bottom.

Takeomi/Yoriko – missionary

So I just found your blog again (Masanori is your UiHai OC, right? He’s adorable!) aaaaaaaannnnnndd mayyybbe ayahina fluff hcs from in between og tg and :Re?

Awwww thank you! Masanori is @hamliet‘s OC whom she let me borrow for one ask, which has since morphed into dozens because the little hellion is irresistible.

Ayahina:

– When Hinami and Ayato entered their first fight together, she blurted out, “Look, we both have wings!” at the sight of his ukaku. That’s when he first felt a spark.

– Ayato vacillated between hating how kind she was – because it made him insecure – and deifying her for it. He settled on deifying.

– Hinami once gave him a birthday present. She remembered Touka telling her the date a long time ago. Ayato swears up and down he did not cry, but he was found punching a laughing Seidou later that day, so no one knows for sure.

– Tatara once tried to give Ayato “the Talk.” It started with “kids are bad when we’re in a war soooooo” and ended with Ayato covering his ears and screaming.

– Hinami roped Ayato into setting up a date between Naki and Miza for Valentine’s Day. She didn’t tell him why she needed red ribbons and pink heart balloons, but he bought them for her and then found himself using his kagune to attack the ribbons to the ceiling.

– Ayato once broke down – and by breakdown, we mean a tantrum – over his guilt, but denied it fiercely when Hinami confronted him. She hugged him regardless, and he appreciated it.

– Ayato once pretended to be sick so she would make him more coffee. She suspected the truth, but obliged.

Can we maybe have Ayato and Hinami’s first time? I keep picturing it as, like, being adorable and cute and intimate and Ayato being the gentlest he’s ever been. Idk. I need some slight nsfw cuteness

I think we all need this.

Ayato pants. Self-control, that’s it. He holds Hina close.

Hinami’s breath tickles his ear. “Do you want to do more?”

“I’ve wanted to for a while,” Ayato admits.

Hinami giggles. “Let’s go into my bedroom.”

“I want to make love to you.” Hinami smiles brightly. “I bought us some things. A condom and lube.”

Ayato’s hands shake. “How do I put this on?”

“Well,” Hinami says, “I guess we’ll learn.”

He’s scared to expose himself, but Hinami looks enraptured, though she blushes.

When he sees her chest and bare bottom, Ayato’s heart races so fast he thinks he’ll pass out.

“Let’s go slow.” Hinami draws him down on top of her.

“Mmm. You’re beautiful, you know.” Ayato tickles her, and Hinami laughs. He loves the sound of her heart against his, the feel of their bare skins rubbing together.

“Ready?” he whispers.

She nods, but she winces soon.

“Sorry!” Ayato backs off, and they spend a few more minutes exploring each other. Ayato briefly worries he’ll spend himself before they actually have sex.

But then she’s allowing him in, and they’re united, and Ayato finds himself moving hesitantly and crying because he loves her so much.

“Hinami, you’re amazing,” he whispers.

“So are you.” She smiles.

When they collapse into each other’s arms, Ayato asks, “Is that what you thought it would be?”

“Better. Because it really happened, Ayato.” Hinami kisses his nose.

They open Hinami’s door to see Kaneki standing there.

He screams.